23. Rabbit ears

1.

The index finger cautiously approached the stupid rabbit, and when it was about to touch the nose, Yi's fingers accidentally touched the long whiskers on the side of the rabbit's mouth.

As if she had been harassed, the unhappy Bar Chirped her three-petal mouth, stretched out her paws to pat away the thing that touched her beard, squinted her eyes and turned sideways, and gracefully posed two long hind legs.

Motionless, the corpse stood up again.

Yi squinted, Bai was worried, this stupid rabbit actually said that he would fall asleep!?

After watching the stupid rabbit for a long time, I was still reluctant to slap its ass.

There's really nothing you can do with this stupid bunny.

Yi leaned on his forehead, fortunately, the rabbit ears looked much more normal.

After making sure that there was nothing wrong with the rabbit, Yi Tian opened her previous Weibo again.

As soon as it was refreshed, the whole person became a state of death.

She promised that she would never be killed, but only just right, and she could no longer swipe Weibo!

Most liked Weibo:

[Gu Wenchu V: The rabbit is hot. After the body temperature drops naturally, the ears are not well. Come to the hospital. 】

Goodbye manually.

After rummaging through all kinds of "after clicking on the personal homepage on the right, you will come back and forward it", but I still haven't found anyone who has come over.

Yi Qian looked at the stupid rabbit who was sleeping with a happy face, so the stupid rabbit was ...... by her Is it hot? And now it's too hot and fainting?

- She absolutely didn't believe that her stupid rabbit could be so vulnerable.

"Ding. ”-

[Ji Yunpiao]: Rabbit, are you okay-

[Yi Da Tilt]: It's okay, it's hot, and it's much better after the body temperature drops-

[Ji Yunpiao]: Hmm.

Yi Tilt actually didn't expect Ji Yunpiao's temperament to take the initiative to contact her, looking at the prompt that the other party was typing in the name column, Yi Tilt also stopped to review Ji Yunpiao again, just waiting for Ji Yunpiao to send it over.

Outcome......

The tooltip bar breaks and breaks......

Then there was a long pause.

Yitian: Meow meow meow??? the rabbits are all down, you just show me this?

After struggling for so long, he didn't send anything? Yi Tian didn't plan to chase back and ask Ji Yunpiao what was going on, at best, it was just the time of acquaintance from the recording of a few episodes of the show. She also doesn't have Sun Er's high emotional intelligence, which can make the cold atmosphere rise instantly.

There are often all kinds of life experiences, and the most unbelievable thing is the friendship in the entertainment industry.

Maybe as soon as the popularity of this show passes, they won't know each other.

Yi Tian is not entangled, she doesn't know if she will still have contact with Ji Yunpiao and them in the future.

- Well, she admits, it's just too lazy to manage relationships.

I was so entangled, this hateful stupid rabbit slept quite soundly, and he flicked the round tail of the stupid rabbit mischievously, but the stupid rabbit didn't notice it at all, and there was no sign of waking up at all.

After what happened just now, Yi Qian still felt that she knew too little about rabbits, and she knew very little about rabbits, and now this is just a hare, let alone a state of blindness.

I thought I would make up for the rabbit's knowledge a little bit first, and there would be no more such laughing and crying things in the future.

I wanted to go directly to the study, but I was a little worried when I saw the stupid rabbit sleeping on the sofa like this, so I had to go directly to hug a tablet and sit on the sofa next to me while brushing some rabbit knowledge or something while looking at the sleeping position of the stupid rabbit ball......

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Wild rabbits like to go out by day and night, and like to walk the fixed old path that has been walked many times. β€”β€”_(:3"∠)_No wonder the word "waiting for the rabbit" appeared in ancient times, it turns out that the rabbit is really so stupid? Yi touched the top of her head, so this stupid rabbit likes to squat on top of her head because it has been regarded as a "fixed old road".

Wild rabbits are very reproductive, and in order to adapt to the three-month gestation period of the house rabbit, the hare is only one month, and the young rabbit can run within a few hours after birth. - Yi Tilt was dumbfounded, he could run in a few hours, was it a bit too strict, Yi Tilt couldn't imagine that the rabbit ball didn't have a cute childhood.

Although there are many predators, there are very few animals that can catch them. Hare are alert by nature, sensitive to hearing and sight, well hidden, and rely on fast and fast runs to escape danger. - The point of running away quickly is (HP-10000.jpg), and the stupid rabbit wants to avoid her, but it is as fast as a rocket, and it can't be caught at all.

Because of the harshness of the living environment, the hare generally eats once every two days, and eats everything, bark and roots, but the hare often likes to inhabit the farmland and near the vegetable patch of turnips and cabbage; "Eat everything" feels like the rabbit ball used to live in dire straits and often can't eat enough, but it only eats once every two days, how to raise a fat (β•―"β–‘β€²)β•―(┻━┻

And there should be a water source near the food, and there are generally few hares in water-scarce areas. β€”β€”Yi Tilt directly understood this sentence as liking water, and he didn't care about the stupid rabbit's love of bathing. It's understandable that I like to eat carrots, but it's probably because the stupid rabbit hasn't eaten anything delicious. _(:3"∠)_ If you think about it, rabbits don't seem to have anything to eat.

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As soon as Yi Tian stopped to swipe the screen, he looked at the rabbit, and now, the rabbit smashed his ears and had recovered his normal appearance!

It's one!

Possess!

Straight !! (emphasis)

Bunny ears!

Thinking of the way the rabbit's ears are crooked, Yi Qian laughed, in fact, it was really cute.

Yi Tilt swiped the screen, and then talked about how to find wild rabbits in the wild from rabbit poop and paw prints, and Yi Tilt swiped over with no interest, and immediately poured back.

Has her stupid bunny ever pooped?

Racking her brains to think about it for a long time, it seems that she hasn't seen this rabbit since she met it, or is it because she didn't keep it in the cage because she didn't keep it in the cage, and she didn't know where the stupid rabbit was secretly?

It's really hard to think about it, and it is estimated that when I was doing hygiene, I suddenly swept a lump of poop and dried urine.

Yi looked at the fluffy stupid rabbit, and after careful consideration, decided to buy a rabbit cage for the rabbit, although he didn't plan to let him live in the cage, but he should teach him to eat and go to the toilet.

You have to live a good life, and you can't let the stupid rabbit continue to be so "wild".

- Congratulations to Yitian, who is happily moving towards a qualified shovel official.

The sleeping stupid rabbit didn't know what he dreamed of, and continued to look hollowed out stupidly, smacked his mouth three petals, and took back the two big rabbit teeth that were exposed.

2.

When the stupid rabbit woke up, Yitian didn't know how many postures he had changed halfway, and now he was lying on the sofa with an apple in his hand and comfortably brushing Taobao to pick out some snacks for the stupid rabbit.

Hey!

After waking up, the stupid rabbit was full of energy, shook the rabbit fur, and quickly combed the fur that had been pressed into a mess.

I saw that the shovel officer was swiping the screen next door! His eyes lit up, and he jumped up with a bang!

A small hidden weapon rabbit ball smashed directly on Yi Tilt's stomach, and Yi Tilt, who was so frightened that all his attention was on the screen, almost didn't grasp the apple in his hand.

Although the stupid rabbit seems to be eager, he still has the strength to control his jump, so as not to let Yi Tilt be sat down by the stupid rabbit.

Little by little, the two big rabbit ears stood up, and Yi Tian, who was watching, couldn't help but rub the tips of the rabbit's ears.

Itch! Itch!

The stupid rabbit shook his ears, and the shovel officer touched it too gently, which made the rabbit more uncomfortable than tickling.

The stupid rabbit looked at the red apple that was bitten by the shovel officer in front of him, looked left and right with blue eyes, drifted for a long time, and saw that the shovel officer had no signs of continuing to bite, so he bit open the mouth and gnawed a piece!

Yi Tian couldn't laugh or cry, and watched the stupid rabbit for a long time, wondering what it was going to do, and the result was to secretly gnaw on her apple?

It's good if you can't eat it, but I'm afraid that the rabbit won't eat your own saliva very well.

What is the shovel officer doing!

Such a stingy girl!?Stupid Rabbit stood up on her forelimbs off the ground, ahhhhhhh

QwQ rabbit is gray, disliked and spicy by the shovel officer, and the rabbit is unhappy.

The two rabbit ears also drooped weakly, and stood in place and watched quietly as Yi tilted to the kitchen.

QwQ stood for three seconds, and the stupid rabbit rubbed his eyes, turned around, and turned over the tablet left on the sofa by the shovel officer with his claws.

Hey, hey, hey!!!!......! ......What is this, the rabbit's paw slapped a few numeric buttons at random, and the password was incorrect on the screen.

Stupid rabbit was sad and became tearful eyes, what is the password, don't enter this thing on the tablet she was shun before.

Humans are really troublesome! Things obviously look similar, how can they be so different when used?

Yi Tilt walked out of the kitchen with a plate and saw a sad rabbit with his feet on the screen. Yi Tilt didn't care much, the rabbit was so noisy, I just thought it was accidentally touching the screen and lighting up.

Subconscious neglect may be the possibility that the rabbit is swiping the screen, although it is clear that the rabbit ball is more smooth than her before swiping Weibo _(:3"∠)_.

Yi Tian picked up the rabbit and handed an apple strip to the rabbit's mouth, but the rabbit was stupid and didn't react, "Didn't you want to eat the apple just now, cut it for you, it should be easier to gnaw." ”

Hum!

Stupid rabbit arrogantly hugged an apple strip, seeing that you serve this rabbit so virtuously, this rabbit will forgive you for being spicy!

"Click" The stupid rabbit gnawed the apple in, and the chin squirmed from side to side, and the cute Yi poured out that he couldn't help but touch the stupid rabbit's head.

Started a new wave of feeding and Taobao ordering.

Huh!

Wait a minute!

Shovel officer!!How did you open the screen!!The stupid rabbit was in a hurry, and leaned over with the apple strips.

The screen has been displayed on the interface of the Taobao shopping cart, and the stupid rabbit was sad for only two seconds, and his eyes widened, what is this?

I saw a few clicks from the shovel officer, and those things that looked like commodity packaging had already shown that the order had been successfully placed.

She wants to play too!

β€”β€”Congratulations to Yitian for the success of Stupid Rabbit to light up the bright online shopping curiosity.

3.

β€”β€”Star Entertainment Artist Director's Officeβ€”β€”

The man's low voice without a trace of tone sounded in the office, "You know Yi Jinbin very well?"

The voice on the other side of the phone's earpiece paused slightly, as if thinking about why Cui Zhe suddenly asked such a question: ["I met in the show. ”]

"Really?" Cui Zhe also stood in front of the floor-to-ceiling window, looking at the dark and simple, elegantly designed invitation in his hand.

Yi's cold voice came out of the earpiece, and it seemed even more impersonal, ["Yes. ”]

There was silence for two minutes, and neither side spoke.

Cui Zhe also sighed, looked at the carrier pigeon that suddenly spread its wings and flew out of the window, and closed his eyes, "The PB show in three days, get ready." ”

【Small Theater * Ben Ben's】

Stupid Bunny: Say I'm awesome!

Yitian: You're very good!

The stupid rabbit was expressionless, turned around and cried out with a "squeak"!

Ben: Ben, the first sound, running, hurrying.