Chapter 603: What a birdman, this is
Next to Palamella, a farmer in his 50s, with a stubble on his face and a dry cigarette in his mouth, was looking at the car with a curious expression.
Tang Xiaolong turned his head and looked, it turned out to be Lin Yukui from Eighteen Pozi Village.
"Hehe, Uncle Lin, this car is more than 200,000. Tang Xiaolong lowered the window and nodded and smiled at him.
"Oh, can't you buy it for 200,000 yuan?
Lin Yukui asked, with an expression that the car was about 300,000 yuan.
Tang Xiaolong originally wanted to leave with one foot on the accelerator, and he didn't have to report the actual value of the car, but when he saw Lin Yukui's strange expression, he was really a little depressed, he was limited by poverty, and he had to help him develop his imagination.
"Uncle Lin, this car has been driven for ten years, and someone wants to sell it for another 300,000 yuan. Tang Xiaolong said, "This car, 2.6 million." ”
"What, this car is two hundred...... Two million six thousand?"
Lin Yukui was taken aback, his expression was distorted, and after confirming that Tang Xiaolong was not joking, he took a good look around the car again.
"Xiaolong, you are really rich, spend 2.6 million to buy such a car? What kind of car is this, not Mercedes-Benz or BMW, how can it be sold so expensive?"
Lin Yukui said as he was so excited that the dry cigarette roll in his mouth trembled a little.
"Uncle Lin, do you think the most expensive car is a Mercedes-Benz BMW?" Tang Xiaolong shook his head and smiled.
"Mercedes-Benz is the most expensive, and then BMW, isn't it?" Lin Yukui asked seriously.
"Of course not, there are too many more expensive cars than Mercedes-Benz BMW. ”
Tang Xiaolong shook his head, of course he didn't need to give him those luxury cars, even if he knew, it didn't make much sense, just like a rural woman knowing that there was a beautiful island in the world called Bali, wood was meaningful.
"Xiaolong, you haven't said it yet, what brand is your car?" Lin Yukui asked.
"It's called Porsche. Tang Xiaolong said, "Okay, Uncle Lin, I'll go back first, bye-bye." ”
"Hey, Xiaolong, wait a while, where are you going?" Lin Yukui suddenly asked.
"Back to the village, is it swollen?"
"Oh, you go back to the village, that's right, let me sit in your car? 2.6 million yuan, I have lived for most of my life, I have never heard of such an expensive car in the world, you let me sit in your village, and then walk back by myself." ”
Lin Yukui said as he poked his head into the window next to Tang Xiaolong.
Seeing the black and red interior in the car, the wide LCD screen, and the very high-end seats at first glance, his face directly showed the kind of expression that he wanted to enjoy.
And hearing his words, Tang Xiaolong was really a little embarrassed, thinking to himself if you Lin Yukui are too unreasonable, I just took over the new car, I didn't even carry a girl, you are a big man with your feet and there is nothing urgent, why do you sit up and join in this fun?
"Xiaolong, what's wrong, don't you want me to sit down?"
Seeing Tang Xiaolong's very tangled appearance, Lin Yukui asked in a condensed voice.
"This ...... Uncle Lin, it's not that I'm reluctant, I'm testing the car, refueling urgently, braking sharply, turning sharply or something, I have to try the performance of this car, it's very unsafe for you to sit on. ”
Tang Xiaolong said with a wry smile.
"Oh, it's okay, it's okay, the road you built is wide and flat, and the car is good, I'll fasten my seat belt, you're not afraid, I'm afraid of a hammer?"
Lin Yukui smiled and was about to start the car door.
"Hey, Uncle Lin, if you say it's dangerous, then it's really dangerous. Tang Xiaolong said seriously, "I don't even have a driver's license now, what kind of car to try! I'll drive slowly by myself, as soon as you sit on it, I'll be nervous, and if I'm nervous, then there will be danger!"
Seeing Lin Yukui's half-believing expression, Tang Xiaolong said again, "I mean seriously, Uncle Lin, you have nothing to do, how good it is to find a shade to smoke a cigarette, what kind of car to take, the car is boring!"
"Humph!"
Lin Yukui snorted coldly and shouted, "Xiaolong, I'll sit in your car, are you distressed about this little oil money for one more person, or do you think I'm dirty, afraid that I'll get dirty in your car?"
Hearing his words, Tang Xiaolong shook his head and said, "Uncle Lin, you are not very angry, why did you talk so far?" Okay, it's nothing, I'm leaving." ”
Saying this, Tang Xiaolong was also very angry in his heart.
Nima, I don't owe you anything, I just know you, I still have to take you for a ride, let you experience this car, evaluate this car?
Besides, on this Lin Yukui, in addition to the very unpleasant smell of dry smoke, there is also a smell of paint.
Therefore, Tang Xiaolong was indeed afraid that he would get dirty in his car.
"Xiaolong, when I fried fried fritters more than ten years ago, every time you bought fried dough sticks, did I give you one more?" Lin Yukui looked at Tang Xiaolong with the eyes of a white-eyed wolf, "You, now that you have grown up, this is really good for people!"
"Hey?"
Hearing his cynicism, Tang Xiaolong really couldn't stand it.
"Uncle Lin, you are embarrassed to say, when you fried fritters more than ten years ago, the fritters you sold to me were mixed with good and bad, seeing that I am small and ignorant, sell me the remaining fritters sold yesterday, are you still embarrassed to say?"
Tang Xiaolong said coldly.
This Lin Yukui, more than ten years ago, fried fritters at home with his wife, every morning, after the fritters were fried, he rode a 28 bicycle, carrying the kind of big pack basket made of wicker on the back seat, loaded with two large baskets of fritters, riding into several nearby villages, and selling them in the village.
As Tang Xiaolong said, at that time, the third uncle Tang An was busy with the work in the field, and sometimes he couldn't take care of breakfast, so he asked Tang Xiaolong to buy some fritters to eat, but this Lin Yukui was also enough, and he mixed the remaining fritters from the first day and sold them to Tang Xiaolong in today's newly fried fritters.
Sometimes, one and a half catties of two catties of fritters have to be left over from yesterday.
Moreover, what makes the villagers in these villages complain is that Lin Yukui is very unhygienic.
When he fried fritters at home, he went to the toilet, no matter how much he urinated, he didn't wash his hands at all, and even when he blew his nose, he didn't bother to cover his nose with toilet paper, he directly blew out his nose with two fingers, and then wiped the snot on his hands on the soles of his shoes.
In recent years, the countryside is also improving, and farmers are also paying attention to food hygiene, so Lin Yukui is unable to do the fried fritters business at home because of personal hygiene problems and his wife's illness.
In the past few years, Lin Yukui has been working as a spray painter in a factory, and he has the smell of paint on his body, and flies and mosquitoes dare not fall on him.
"Okay, Xiaolong, I sell fritters as my duty, and you actually say such things about me......! I'm too lazy to tell you more, you go, you car, I don't even bother to sit in this car, phew!!"
Lin Yukui spat directly on the ground, threw the cigarette butt, and left with a disdainful face.
"Rub, what a birdman, this is!" I want to talk about "Little Farmers in the Countryside" with more like-minded people, and pay attention to "excellent reading literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find confidants~