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An Yi was drowsy doing his computer programming homework, and suddenly shook out a QQ chat window, looked at the familiar old driver's avatar, and then looked at the line of text and a mysterious link in the window, his eyes widened, and he suddenly fell asleep, and then looked back at the door to confirm whether it was closed.

After making sure that the door was locked, and hearing the lines of the palace fighting drama coming from outside the door, An Yi breathed a sigh of relief, and then glanced at the time in the lower right corner of the screen, it was more than eleven o'clock, obviously not early.

"Is life and death fast?"

An Yi's heart sank, and there was not much time left before Xiao Zao-chan and Linda's standard twelve o'clock bed, and it seemed that this kind of fateful moment could only use the legendary drainage ditch running method - you had to fast forward to watch the movie.

Put on the headphones, click on the link comfortably, and then cross his hands and pose out of Commander Ikari to wait for the end of the buffer time, and the calm charm on his face has been nine times out of ten from Commander Ikati.

Hehe, this is the calmness that has been tempered by wind and rain for a long time.

Soon the familiar words FBI-WARNING appeared on the screen, and An Yi showed a honey-confident smile.

Stand up!oh-my-shoulder!fuck your sister again?ah!it'sgood!

“……”

yoooooooooooooo！！！！！！！！！！

An Yi's heart let out a cry of soul, and he was so shocked that he forgot to look away.

"Wowo!!!wo

Looking at the two powerful muscular bodies on the screen entangled with each other, An Yi's face turned pale, if it were him, would he be able to withstand the violent impact of this brother for ten seconds!?

Ahh

"TMD! This car is gone!"

An Yi threw away the headphones, and could only try not to look at the screen while gritting his teeth and moving the mouse to close the window, and at this time the QQ window popped up again.

Presumptuous! This car can you get on and get off if you want!

"Damn, you're a god! You shouldn't have planted a Trojan horse in my notebook to eavesdrop on me! Don't put a blockbuster like eavesdropping on an ordinary person like me!"

An Yi complained angrily, he really has no confidence in his privacy, not to mention the source who likes to peep ♂ like a certain monster, after all, people are also gods, but you are a special overseas veteran driver who can only watch movies to eliminate the emptiness and loneliness of the late night!

After turning off the video, just when he was extremely lamented that the world was so quiet, the old driver sent a request for a video call.

"I'll rub it, you dare to take the initiative to tease me!"

An Yi pressed to accept, and he didn't want to immediately squirt at the guy on the other end of the video.

"I'll hold you up to your lungs! Where is the most basic trust between people! Thanks to you, I don't dare to have spring dreams tonight!"

"Hey~~~"

There was a very ugly laugh from the speaker, and the corners of An Yi's mouth twitched as he looked at the super flat face on the screen, and suddenly had the urge to kill this guy to reach the full level.

Cold, calm, killing is a crime! If you become a cat to kill, it's no problem!

"Calm down, let's not make a little joke. Besides, philosophy ♂ is a necessary basic literacy for modern young people (-w-)~~"

"I'm sorry, I don't know you young people very well. ”

An Yi Pi smiled but did not smile.

The boy on the screen is called Sawada Ieshige, seventeen years old, still a high school student, and a person he met when An Yi went to Akihabara in Japan for the second time. After a period of understanding, An Yi gradually understood the essence of this guy - two coercion, death, and no discipline, to sum up.

Of course, don't think that Anyi is using divine power to communicate with each other, purely because Sawada Jiashige knows how to Chinese, obviously this thing is a foreigner, but he has a fluent and authentic Chinese, which simply gives people a sense of intimacy like a fellow chatter. In addition, An Yi also knows that Jiamao is already at the level of a master of house culture or something, and it can be said that he has played the essence of Japanese culture to the fullest, and by a certain coincidence, it is even more so that the source of the two gods and this product get to know, after some in-depth exchanges, the source was so excited that he apprenticed on the spot.

An Yi is speechless, no matter how unbearable you are, you are still a god, and it is okay to gather like things, but you actually ran to worship a high school student who has not yet reached adulthood as a teacher, and the so-called majesty of the gods is taken to feed Erha? I always feel that the heroes who slaughtered gods and killed gods before were weak.

"Anyway, why are you coming to me for this point?" An Yi silently calculated the time in his heart, it was probably more than twelve o'clock in Japan, "It shouldn't be that you're here to find me to masturbate, right?"

"Ah Yi, do you also have this impulse? Mmmm, we know, who made the Japanese clothes of Ahri Jiaojiao so unstoppable. ”

"Isn't the point of playing the game right?"

Sawada Ieshiro showed a mysterious smile that all men understand, and An Yi could only sigh weakly.

Just when the two of them were talking nonsense, there was a sudden noisy voice from Sawada Jiashige's side, and I saw a rugged man with a green dragon and white tiger tattoo tattoo on his chest appear in the corner of the screen, and Balabala said a bunch of words that An Yi couldn't understand.

"it, when did we say we cut people, did we tell you to go to work just to cut people!?uh......"

Sawada Ieshige said angrily, and suddenly realized that he was still speaking Chinese, and quickly changed to Japanese and said it again.

An Yi ate spicy noodles and quietly watched him pretend.

Soon, the matter on Sawada Ieshige's side was resolved, and he turned his gaze back to Anyi's side, staring at each other across the screen, and was silent for a while.

"Ah Yi, you must know that cutting people is a daily routine here. ”

Jiamao's expression was very sincere, and An Yi was almost deceived by him.

"Yes, in Japan, kids your age are basically going to save the world. ”

"You're right, we saved the world with our brother some time ago. Alas, it's been a long time since we've seen a young man as insightful as you, and we're very pleased. ”

Jiamao's tone was embarrassed, like a soldier who returned to his hometown to marry after the war.

“……”

An Yi's expression was slightly subtle, and if he complained, he would lose.

"By the way, Ah Yi, ...... ask you something"

"What?"

Jia Mao narrowed his eyes, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a smile that made An Yi inexplicably frightened.

"Are you interested in cats?"

"Nani !!"

An Yi couldn't help but spit out Japanese, jumped up in horror, and covered her hips with her hands while trembling.

"I didn't expect you to be such a person! You say, how long have you been eyeing my chrysanthemum ♂!"

"Peat, when are we interested in your chrysanthemums! You're interested in it, let's explain it first, all we need is Icarus, Asterea, Nimfu, Kazene Hiyori, Hatsune, Honin, Mute, C.C., Fujibayashi Apricot, Tomoyo, Naye, Fett, Wind, Vivio, Einhardt is enough. ”

"It's just too much! You don't know how many times you've committed bigamy!

"Mom and Dad, your son was careless in making friends, I didn't expect that there would be such a thorny road waiting for us just after ushering in a painful life!"

"Who the hell is careless in making friends!Wait, there is something in your words just now that I am very concerned, what are you talking about in a painful life?"

Realizing that there was something wrong with his understanding, An Yi quickly stopped this terrible topic, and at the same time was very interested in a certain word of Jiamao.

Sure enough, when this was mentioned, Jia Maoqin's expression was complicated, to be honest, An Yi really didn't think that more than ten different feelings could appear on a person's face at the same time.

An Yi felt happy when he looked at Jiamao's expression, and picked up the water cup to moisten his throat, which had just been noisy.

"Ah, that's what you say...... Ha, it's nothing, it's just that we're dads......"

"Poof————"

An Yi squirted a mouthful of water on the screen, and at this moment he couldn't take care of his notebook (because it was waterproof and filmed), but looked confused.

High school students now...... Ma Dan, my brother who has been single for 20 years is kind-hearted.

"Still don't mention this stubble...... "Jiamao obviously doesn't want to talk about this kind of fatal tragedy, "The cats I just told you about are actually a game, well, we gave you the seeds...... By the way, remember to give a copy to the source. ”

"Uh-huh. ”

An Yi still looks like he has not returned to his soul.

"Oh, the kid is making trouble again, let's not talk about it for now, let's talk about it next time we have time. ”

Jia Mao hurriedly turned off the video call, and the crying of the baby vaguely caught in the loudspeaker stopped abruptly, leaving only the comfort of being alone and sad.

So, in order to comfort his wounded heart, An Yi the cat that night.

"It's a really good game. ”

Late at night, An Yiyi, who was hiding in the toilet, closed the notebook unsatisfactorily, squinted his eyes and looked up forty-five degrees with infinite emotion.

- It's really bleeding.

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ps: I write my own extra...... This chapter isn't a spoiler.