Chapter 1 I am not a passerby

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β€œCUT!”

The director left the monitor, pointed to the set, and roared, "What the hell!

The assistant director ran over, looked at Su Che who fell to the ground, kicked his body, and shouted angrily: "Hey, you are a trick, are you dead?

"He was unconscious. The field reporter squatted down and probed Su Che's snort.

"Made, pull it away, throw it aside! Song Qiang, can you group leaders take a snack and bring some reliable group performances? There are tens of thousands of people in the Hengdian Actors Guild, and there is not even a decent trick?" The assistant director waved his hands dissatisfiedly, spitted saliva, and arrogantly finished training this and that.

The scene notes and the group leaders hurriedly lifted the unconscious Su Che away and threw him to the side of the garbage heap.

Flies and mosquitoes flew over in an instant, circling around Su Che.

Song Qiang slapped Su Che's face vigorously and exclaimed, "Hey, hey, Made, don't hurt Lao Tzu!

Su Che slowly opened his eyes and looked at the set blankly.

What's going on?

Isn't it a sci-fi action blockbuster in Hollywood?

Why do the actors in the crew wear armor or robes and dress up in ancient costumes?

What about the famous directors with a global box office of tens of billions?

Sitting behind the monitor, how is it a fat ugly fat man?

What about Lucica, the heroine hot girl who is about to shoot a bathtub battle with her?

There was a woman in ancient costume on the set, holding a sword, and shouted impatiently: "What's the matter? It's stuck again, and you can't shoot anymore? This dress is too thick, it's hot, fan it quickly!"

In Su Che's mind, countless messages instantly poured in.

The world's most famous action superstar Jack Su, when filming a movie in Hollywood, due to the mistake of the demoman, prematurely detonated the helicopter, killing the main actor and crew on the spot.

Everything he had worked so hard for, his status and fame, all turned into smoke with the death of his physical body.

On Earth, his wife and children have huge insurance money and inheritance, and they have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of their lives.

The relevant procedures, the agent who seems to be loyal, will help him complete it.

Su Che's soul traveled to the Han Kingdom in a parallel world and smashed into a group performer.

The civilization of this planet is very similar to the earth, but the development of film and television art is obviously lagging behind.

Many film and television works on the earth have not yet appeared on this planet.

The owner of the body is also called Su Che, twenty years old, after coming out of an excavator vocational and technical school, he was full of ideals and carried 800 yuan to Hengdian Film and Television City.

Every year, 50,000 people come here to pursue their dreams, less than 10% of them work for a month, and less than 1,000 people work for three months.

The group performance is a few dollars per hour, and the guild has to pump water.

Even this kind of work is not happening every day.

In the first month of Su Che's drifting, he shaved out the rent expenses, spent all the money on his body, and spent several days half-hungry.

Gradually, the ideals were exhausted, and I just wanted to lie down and mix wages every day, work for two days, go to an Internet cafΓ© for a day, smoke and play games when I had a few dollars, and I didn't even save money for a ticket home.

When there are few dramas in the off-season, and when the chest is so hungry that the back is sticking to the back, he tears off his dignity and runs to the hotel with someone to steal a boxed lunch to eat.

When he first came, he talked about a girlfriend, a woman who came half a month later than him, and the two of them got together quickly and separated faster.

She graduated from a third-rate film and television school, and she was also from a professional class, plus she was tall and beautiful, so she soon became a prospect and interviewed for a special contract.

A month ago, she was selected by an assistant director to play a small supporting role, and followed the crew to Dongyang to shoot exterior scenes.

And Su Che turned into a saltier salted fish.

The body in this life is so LOW!

"Oops!"

Mosquito bites.

Su Che got up, slapped the mosquito to death, and picked up a dirty cabbage that fell on his face, thinking to himself God is unfair, how could he be a global action superstar, how could his soul wear to such an unreliable secondary two young man?

Song Qiang saw that he was fine, took a long breath, and said unhappily: "It's not the first time you've acted, stand there and don't move! Why did you still fall?

Su Che took a deep breath and said lightly: "I'm hungry and faint." ”

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The director shouted: "All departments are in place, lights, sound, camera, OK?

The stand-in covered his face, hanging Weiya, holding a prop sword, swinging around in mid-air, his body was seriously unbalanced, and he couldn't even make the most basic moves.

The heroine fought with him, without a stand-in, and performed decently.

The director shouted the card several times in a row, and finally held his head in his hands, convincing your expression, and shouted: "Where did you find a stand-in? Children play with wooden swords, and they play better than you! Substitution, substitution!"

The assistant director said with a smile: "Director Liu, I won't be able to find anyone for a while." If you don't simplify the action, just hand it over and hit the ground. ”

"Then why don't you cancel this paragraph? It's not a drama problem, it's a human problem!" The director crossed his waist with one hand and held a cigar in the other, "I can't use this person! ”

"Director, I'll try it!" a clear and bright voice came.

When the assistant director turned around, he was startled when he saw that it was Su Che: "Made, why are you again? You can't even play a passer-by, and you still want to play a stand-in? Dream about you! Hurry up, go away! Who's going to drive your people away!"

Song Qiang jumped forward and pushed Su Che: "Go, go!"

Su Che blocked Song Qiang's hand and said to the director: "Let me try! The director is not satisfied, I don't want a salary." ”

Song Qiang sneered: "You don't pee and look in the mirror, just because you still want to play a stand-in? You can't even mix up a prospect! Can you play a special stand-in?"

The director glanced at Su Che, who was more than one meter eight meters tall, with a handsome face, a well-proportioned body, and a talented appearance, and nodded: "I'll take a look at you twice." ”

Su Che immediately threw off his arms, made a set of moves, and made a tiger and a tiger, and his fists were in place.

He performed a couple more mid-to-high side kicks, step side kicks, accompanied by a low, powerful scream, very imposing.

This is the signature move of kung fu actor Bruce Lee, and it is also the killer move of knocking out opponents in actual combat.

As soon as the connoisseur makes a move, he will know if there is one.

The director is a knowledgeable person, touched his chin, and waved his hand: "Okay, it's you!"

The assistant director, Song Qiang and others couldn't help but look at each other, and they all felt that this cutting-edge director was too bold and too capricious, and he actually dared to use Su Che as a martial replacement!

On the set, the director is the absolute authority, and his words are the holy decree.

The assistant director is just an errand boy, although he is against it, but he has no choice, waving his hand and shouting: "The director said OK, take him to makeup!"

The field manager pulled Su Che to the makeup studio: "Sister Wu, put on a stand-in makeup for him." ”

Sister Wu is a fat girl, in her twenties, and the flesh on her face squeezes her facial features.

Make-up is very simple, the face is covered with a black cloth, as long as the hood and costume are done.

The previous stand-in, coming down from Wia.

Sister Wu shouted at him, "Bo Zai, take off your clothes and hood." ”

Bo Zai came over with a muffled voice, took off the mask, revealed a fierce face, lowered his head, and let Sister Wu peel off her hood and clothes.

He stiffened his neck, clenched his hands hard, his knuckles crackled, he looked at Su Che coldly, and snorted: "Boy, are you robbing my play?"

Su Che said: "You should ask the director about this." ”

Bo Zai took a sip: "Made, provoke me, Lao Tzu will abolish you!"

Sister Wu glared at him: "What is the murder? This is the set!"

Bo Zai blew his nose: "Sister Wu, I have no problem with you, I'm just targeting him." ”

The stand-in belongs to special actors, especially martial arts, and the salary is very high, and one worker, depending on the degree of danger, is possible from two hundred to two thousand.

Bo Zai's job was robbed by Su Che, can you not be in a hurry?

Su Che said: "With all due respect, your acting skills are really bad!"

"Made, you're looking for death!" Bo Zai waved over.

Su Che stretched out his hand, grabbed his wrist, and pushed hard, Bo Zai was unstable, and took two steps back before he stood firm.

"You have a kind!" Bo Zai pointed at Su Che, retreated and walked out, and said with a fierce look as he walked, "Don't let Lao Tzu see you, see you and fight once!"

He only cared about playing tricks, not beware of tripping on the rope under his feet, and fell a dog to eat, causing a lot of laughter.

Su Che put on makeup and put on a stand-in suit.

Sister Wu instructed: "This dress is very expensive, more than 7,000 yuan, you take care of it, don't sit, don't move, it's hard to iron out the wrinkles." ”

The field reporter called out to him to come over.

When the director saw his appearance, his eyes lit up, and he told him a play: "Weiya hangs you, flies over from the wall over there, and performs a few tricks in the air with the heroine." Then you are defeated by the heroine, you fall to the ground, and your play is finished. Remember, every move and style must be up and down, and you must not hurt the heroine. ”

"Director, can I somersault in the air? When I am about to land, I volley somersault and then land, is the performance effect stronger?"

Hanging Weiya, still have to somersault in the air?

The assistant director and the field reporter both laughed, laughing at his incompetence.

You are a trickster, and you can be a stand-in, the director has already given you a chance.

Before you go on the stage, you actually want to add drama to yourself?

You want to add other plays, you have to do it.

Is this somersault in the air something you can play if you want to add it?

The difficulty factor of somersaults in the air and somersaults on the ground is not on the same level.

Hanging Weiya, legs in the air, can not borrow strength, whether it is a forward or backward turn, in film and television action stunts, it is a high degree of difficulty.

You really think you're Bruce Lee!

The director pondered for a moment: "Play freely, you can try, don't force it." ”

"Thank you, director, I'll do my best. Su Che smiled slightly.

The director waved his hand: "Go and pretend to be Wia." All departments ready!"

The field worker put Weiya on Su Che's back and asked, "Have you ever hung it before?"

"Hanged. Su Che replied calmly.

"Pay attention to balance. The field worker patted his arm and said again, "Don't be afraid, we have so many strong men, we will definitely hold you!"

Su Che said, "Thank you!"

The field worker made an OK gesture to the director.

The clerk held up the small blackboard.

"Heroes of the Rivers and Lakes, Act III, Scene V. ”

β€œAction!”

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