Ergou stretched, got up and sat in front of the computer after washing.

"Sangou, how many people joined our sect yesterday?"

Sangou typed on the computer keyboard for a while, and rows of data appeared on the computer screen.

"Master, there are more than a thousand people who have joined the online sect. ”

Ergou nodded with satisfaction, there are only 3,000 mobile phone users, and one-third of them have already joined the online sect, it seems that his online sect is still quite popular.

"Sangou, what should we do now according to the process of the general sect?"

Sangou thought for a while and said, "Generally, after the sect has a disciple, the sect master should teach the disciple the secret books of martial arts. ”

The second dog got up, did a few sit-ups, and then a carp straightened up.

"Three dogs, how long has it been since we've played with abilities?"

Sangou thought about it, it seems that it has been a long time, in the interstellar era, Ergou is a very powerful ability, in fact, the ability he does is similar to the cultivation method of this world.

The Tao is natural, and the different paths lead to the same end.

The method of cultivation in the interstellar era is mainly to activate the divine factor in one's body, in fact, it is the same in this world, but in a different way.

"Sangou, warm up all the dishes you brought yesterday, and we'll start the live broadcast after breakfast. ”

Sangou nodded, and then opened the food that was packed back yesterday, my good man, he didn't panic when he ate this early in the morning.

"Sangou, how hot the white chicken and pork knuckle are for me, and they are not delicious when they are cold. ”

Sangou nodded, but he was thinking in his heart that he could eat so carefully, which day would be the third high.

Meng Cheng still stayed in the academy, looking for the traces of Ergou, and as long as Ergou came out, he would negotiate conditions with Ergou.

"Who are you cursing the three highs?"

Sangou saw Ergou's unkind eyes and hurriedly explained: "The three highs I said are tall, with a high nose bridge and a high image. ”

Ergou nodded, as we all know, artificial intelligence does not lie.

After the rice package, Ergou turned on his mobile phone and opened the live broadcast room, and then put on a mask, of course he could not be recognized by others.

For a while, all the sect disciples who were using their mobile phones were forced to enter the live broadcast room.

The speech area below the live broadcast room is lively again, and the summary is probably "Children, do you have a lot of question marks?"

[What's the matter, I'm still playing Glory Nuan Nuan, I've already reached the opposite tower, how did I retreat?

[I also want to know, my phone kept ringing while I was sleeping, and it stopped after opening this software.] 】

After Ergou tidied up the mask, he let the camera appear on his body.

"Hello everyone, I am your sect master, I overlord. ”

[Sect Master, why are you wearing a mask?]

[Is it because it's ugly?]

Ergou waved his hand to Sangou, and Sangou immediately banned the disciple who said that Ergou was ugly, what kind of thing, how could any sect say that his sect master was ugly on the first day of its establishment.

To say that this is called disrespecting the teacher, and to say that it is big, this is called deceiving the teacher and destroying the ancestors.

"Don't get excited, first of all, as the head of the sect on the Thunder Line, I welcome everyone to join this big family, although your cultivation level is not high, but your vision is still good. ”

[Good boss. 】

[Does the master want to teach us the exercises?

[Boss, you're not ashamed, you're so narcissistic!]

Sangou smiled and then directly banned the kid who said that Ergou was narcissistic, and the comments in the live broadcast room must be beneficial to Ergou, and all unfavorable ones are banned.

"That's right, the main reason why everyone entered the live broadcast room today is to explain to you the rules of our sect, the family has a family law, the state has national rules, and our Thunder Sect is naturally no exception. ”

"The first point: without the order of the sect master, the people of the sect must not provoke right and wrong. ”

"The second point: the sect's exercises and weapons cannot be passed on, and those who pass it on must be expelled from the sect. ”

"Point 3 ............"

[The sect master is big, I'm so sleepy. 】

[Sect Master, why can't this interface be switched?Why can't I even play the game?]

Ergou didn't pay attention to these people and continued to read out the rules of his sect, and before the live teaching, Ergou had already set up a live broadcast period, and he couldn't play games or do other things.

So those people can only listen, what can they do? hahahahaha.

After about half an hour, Ergou finally finished reading the rules of the sect, and then Ergou continued to speak: "The rules of the sect are probably all there is, and I will inform you when there are new regulations." ”

[It's finally over, can we go play the game with the sect master?]

[Can I get out of class?, I haven't practiced today's exercises?]

Ergou sneered and said: "In order to test whether everyone is listening carefully, now I will randomly check a few disciples, and the disciples who are ordered will answer my questions, and the disciples who answer incorrectly will have their mobile phones disabled for two hours." ”

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The comment area has long been calm, and I didn't say that I wanted to ask questions before, let alone answer questions.

Ergou gave Sangou a gesture, Sangou smiled slightly and then randomly turned on a person's camera.

The next moment, Ergou was blinded, isn't this old brother Mr. Li Tiehammer?

[I's obedient, isn't this our big brother in flower pants?]

[I'll go, this flower pants are much better looking than the previous ones, and they are tasteful. 】

[Hahahaha. 】

Li Tiehammer yawned, then opened his eyes, and the next second he went crazy.

"Ah~???"

Why did he appear on the screen, and he was not dressed yet, only wearing a flower pants.

Ergou couldn't help but smile and said to Li Tiezhu: "Hello Li Tiezhu, I am your sect leader Wang Batian. ”

Li Tiezhu only felt a buzz in his head, this masked person was Wang Batian?

"Ah~~ I'm not alive anymore, I'm not alive anymore. ”

Ergou shook his head and said, "It seems that Li Tiezhu doesn't know about this problem, and your phone will be disabled for two hours after the live broadcast ends." ”

Li Tiezhu didn't care whether it was disabled or not, he threw the phone directly to the ground, and then began to hold his head and roar.

Sangou played a background music in the live broadcast room.

"The snowflakes are fluttering in the north wind, the world is vast, and a cut of cold plums stands proudly in the snow, only for the fragrance of the Yiren. ”

[Wonderful, what's the name of this song?]

[What a sad feeling. 】

Ergou waved his hand and motioned for Sangou to change someone to continue to ask questions, and Sangou actually randomly selected Long Zaitian.

Ergou looked at Long Zaitian's mobile phone camera aimed at the ceiling, but the camera was shaking violently, and Ergou didn't have to think about it to know what this kid was doing.

"The dragon is in the sky, and he replied to Article 7 of the sect's regulations. ”

Long Zaitian gasped and said, "Article 7 of the sect's regulations, you must not attack your fellow disciples. ”

Ergou nodded, this kid is really a talent, and he can actually cultivate while doing this kind of thing.

[Sect Master, can you move the camera a little? 】

[Yes, can the sect master show us? I haven't seen this kind of movement yet?]

Ergou watched these people press the car wheels on their faces unscrupulously, and they were angry and laughing in their hearts, and then Sangou directly closed Long Zaitian's live broadcast room.

Long Zaitian moved his neck, then sat up from the bed, looked at the message inside, and was very puzzled, haven't they seen others doing push-ups?

Is there a problem with doing a few push-ups just after being bored from the lecture?

Ergou turned on the cameras of several people one after another, and they really didn't disappoint Ergou, they made Ergou desperate.

What kind of disciples did you recruit here? Some of them drank and got drunk during class, some wore flowered pants, and some of them did unknown sports.

There is also a person who drinks milk powder and drinks milk powder and drinks it with a pacifier, seventeen or eighteen guys, do they really not know how to be ashamed?

"The courseware rests with a pillar of incense. ”

Ergou turned off the microphone and the camera on his side and shook his head, it was really hard to be a teacher.

"The master is not good, a large number of disciples began to report the live broadcast room, and the live broadcast room will be forced to close in five minutes. ”

Ergou looked at Sangou with a confused expression, are you kidding me? This world Internet was invented by me, and someone else can forcibly close my live broadcast room?

"Tell me honestly, what the hell is going on?"

Sangou said squirmingly: "In order to make the live broadcast more realistic, I set up the system check function, which means that the system is forced to end." ”

Ergou looked at Sangou with a confused face, is this considered picking up a stone to shoot himself in the foot, Sangou continued to add: "Also, if the live broadcast software score of the app store is less than one star, the live broadcast software will be forcibly removed from the shelves." ”

[Quick, what are you doing in a daze, brush the score.] 】

[Sect Master, your wheat doesn't seem to be off. 】

Ergou saw the big words that suddenly appeared on the screen, and looked back to see that his microphone was only half closed, and what he said just now was heard by the disciples, and Ergou turned off the microphone completely and looked at Sangou and said.

"I'm going to let you know today why the flowers are so red?"

Sangou raised his legs and ran, Ergou picked up a stick and began to chase Sangou, and his first live lecture was actually ruined by Ergou.