Chapter Fifty-Seven: Road Idiot

On the quiet boulevard, a red two-seater sports car drove to the southeast, and Yanwei, who was sitting in the passenger seat, struggled to fiddle with the car navigation, "This is ...... Again?"

"Please select the correct address. "The navigator's electronic female voice is blank and unwarm.

The old man tugged at the gray beard on his chin with a bewildered expression, "No? That's so?"

Please enter the correct address. ”

Flame Tail collapsed, "No, is that so?"

"Let's start navigating for you, and go straight for a kilometer ahead. ”

Flame Tail: ..................

......The half-white old man let out a long sigh, carefully stuffed the map in his hand into his bag, wiped the beads of sweat from his forehead and collapsed on the passenger seat.

"Can you change your human form, don't look like you're half-dead. Li Xiao frowned in disgust.

"Yes, Your Highness the Prince. The old man nodded without objection.

"Call me young master!"

After the smoke cleared, a chubby toddler appeared, no more than three or five years old, with a red belly and braids, and white lotus root-like legs barely sticking out of the edge of the seat.

Lixiao gritted his teeth and paused word by word, "Won't you change into a normal human form?"

"What's the solution, I'm not like you, I'm originally a fire rat, and when I learned the art of transfiguration, I only saw two humans, one was an old man and the other was a child, so I didn't have a choice. Otherwise, young master, wait a little longer, in the next hundred years, I will be able to change two more appearances, and I promise to change to your satisfaction. The child's eyes widened, and his face was innocent.

Lixiao: ..................

"Turn right five hundred meters ahead. ”

"Forget it, you better change back, this appearance looks even more uncomfortable. Lixiao covered his face tiredly and stepped on the accelerator angrily.

The red sports car is like an arrow from the string, speeding fast.

Yan Wei held the armrest of the car door with a panicked face, "Young Master, slow down, slow down." ”

"It's better to go down than to go down," Li Xiao said coldly, and his feet became harder and harder. The wind ruffled his black hair into a perfectly shaped wave, and the tattoo under his right eye showed a flamboyant corner.

"Turn right two hundred meters ahead. ”

"However, the man who sold the car said that try not to exceed the number 120. Otherwise, it is easy to get into a car accident. Yanwei pointed to the dashboard in front of the driver's seat with a serious face.

Lixiao frowned, "Car accident?" "What is that?"

"I don't know the specifics, but the human said that car accidents kill people. If someone dies, the guys in the Public Security Administration will definitely complain to the master. When we came, the master told me a thousand times...... "Yanwei babbled bitterly about the stakes.

"Turn right a hundred meters ahead. ”

"Shut up!" said Lixiao impatiently, slamming the steering wheel, and the red sports car turned neatly into the left fork.

"Young master, what she just said seems to be turning right. ”

Lixiao's face was expressionless, "She was wrong. ”

Yanwei turned back silently, and looked at the intersection that was getting farther and farther away, "But ......"

Do you dare to speak again?

Li Xiao turned his head to stare at the co-pilot, and through his sunglasses, he could feel his eyes ready to extinguish at any time.

Yanwei closed his mouth in amusement and shrank to the door, you are the boss, you can go wherever you like! Anyway, I heard that humans say that the earth is round, and it is a big deal to turn around.

The red two-seater sports car was galloping on the boulevard, and more than 100 meters in front of it, a figure suddenly broke through the wall in mid-air and landed firmly in the middle of the road, blocking the way of the sports car.

"Sky Breaking Technique?" Li Xiao snorted coldly and stepped on the accelerator to the end. The red sports car rushed straight towards the man in the middle of the road.

Yanwei was shocked, "Young Master, no!"

Feng Yuan stood in the middle of the road without changing his face, calmly looking at the departure from the driver's seat, without the slightest intention of backing down.

The tires of the sports car screeched on the rough asphalt road, and it was a step away from Feng Yuan.

Li Xiao raised his chin and looked at Feng Yuan, "What, you want to come and die?"

Feng Yuan bowed slightly, bent his wrist and made a hand salute to him that was common in the Three Realms, "I didn't know that Your Excellency was the prince of the Demon Realm just now, and the etiquette was not careful, so please ask His Royal Highness the Crown Prince Haihan." ”

Yanwei looked at Lixiao in a panic, their identities were exposed?

Lixiao's face moved slightly, "Who are you?"

"In Xia Fengyuan, the director of the Shanghai Branch of the Human Security Administration. Feng Yuan curled the corners of his lips lightly, "In other words, Your Excellency is now in the territory under my jurisdiction. ”

"So what?" said Lixiao, leaning back in his chair proudly, the summer afternoon sun slashing across his cheeks and landing on his sharp jawline, murderous.

"Since you are here, Feng should also do some landlord friendship, if His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has any needs, please feel free to contact me. Feng Yuan politely took out a business card, and seeing that his prince did not move, Yanwei hurriedly thanked him, got out of the car and took it in his hand.

"In addition, there are many foolish and presumptuous people in human beings, and I ask His Royal Highness the Crown Prince to see that they are weak and vulnerable, and not to be like them during their walk in the world. ”

"Why should I promise you?" Li Xiao took off his sunglasses, revealing a pair of fiery red eyes, unabashedly releasing his demonic energy. The flaming tattoo under his right eye slowly turned from black to red, and the demonic energy around his body was like a monstrous wave, surging out, and all the birds in the trees screamed in shock, flapping their wings and fleeing in a hurry.

"This is the human realm after all. Feng Yuan was as calm as ever.

"Okay, why don't we fight, if you win, I will listen to you, and I will never touch the humans within your jurisdiction, I win, and you won't appear in front of me in the future." ”

"If Your Highness insists on doing so, I have no choice but to accompany you. Feng Yuan calmly lowered the enchantment.

Xu Mu took Shi Kai's car to send Tang Dao and Zhao Yan home first, and then took the subway to the express delivery point.

The man's complexion was slightly dark, his age was similar to Xu Mu's, and his size was about the same, but his width was twice as wide as that of Xu Mu, and he was a substantial type of overnutrition.

"Hey, Xiao Xu, you're here, just in time, I'll introduce you. The proprietress rushed over and grabbed the fat man to introduce him, "This is my nephew Qian Liang, who has just returned from a trip to Singapore and is a little tanned." The proprietress lovingly raised her hand to wipe the sweat from the fat man's cheeks.

It's okay, I've seen a few shades darker than him. The courier brother took the initiative to stretch out his hand, "Hello, my name is Xu Mu." ”

"I wanted to tell you before, but I always forgot about it, and he wasn't at home. He is also a freshman at N University this year, and the two of you are still in the same major. I told his mother, you have a good temperament, it's best that you can be in the same dormitory, and you can take care of each other when school starts later. The proprietress continued.

Schoolmate?

Xu Mu looked at the fat man in front of him with wide eyes, is he still a professional?

The fat man held Xu Mu's hand and said warmly, "My second aunt said that you arrived at about two o'clock, and I waited for a long time just now, and I thought you wouldn't come today." ”

"There was a bit of a delay on the way. Xu Mu scratched his hair embarrassedly.

"I asked a friend to go to the water world at three o'clock, let's go together. The fat man put his arms around Xu Mu's shoulders.

"No, I still have to deliver the courier ......," Xu Mu said embarrassedly. Qian Liang is his prospective classmate, and if he changes the time, he would also be happy to have more contact with the other party, but today is too unfortunate.

"Liangliang, don't mess around, people still have to send couriers to make money, how can you be like you, you know how to spend money!" The proprietress raised her hand and slapped Qian Liang lightly.

"Okay, then we'll make an appointment another day. Qian Liang pretended to avoid the palm of the proprietress with him, obviously daring to have a good relationship with her, "By the way, take out the phone, I'll leave you a number" He hooked his hand at Xu Mugou.

Xu Mu had to take out his mobile phone to unlock it and hand it over.

Qian Liang took the mobile phone that should have been eliminated a long time ago for him, entered his number with a crackle, and said bluntly, "You have been admitted to N University, and your parents haven't given you a new mobile phone?"

Xu Mu smiled, "As long as it can be used." ”

"Hurry up, you guys, don't mess around here. The proprietress slapped Qian Liang again.

"I'll go, I'll go, you won't want me when people come back. Qian Liang tried his best to make a sad look, waved his hand to Xu Mu, and slipped away with oil on the soles of his feet.

"Xiao Xu, he doesn't know about your family, don't mind. The proprietress embarrassedly apologized for her nephew.

"It's okay, I'll go to work first. Xu Mu shook his head, indicating that he didn't mind.

There were not many parcels on this day, only in the early nineties.

Xu Mu is half happy and half sad. I am happy that I can get off work early today, and I am sad that I have earned more than ten or twenty yuan less than usual.

It has become the habit of the courier brother to pay attention to the things in Qingping Lane when tallying, and in today's package, there are three addresses that belong to Qingping Lane.

In addition to the familiar face porcelain shop Langbai Pavilion and jade shop Hanhaitang, there is also a new customer, No. 95, Jinlou.

There is also a gold shop in Qingping Lane? Xu Mu felt that he was not impressed. Jinlou's express box is the size of two shoeboxes, but it is not heavy, and the content is chocolate.

Xu Mu let out a long breath, when do you have to eat so much chocolate.

Hurry up, at six fifty o'clock, he arrived at Hanhai Hall.

I don't know if I'm in a good mood, the otaku who played online games heard the movement at the door, distracted himself from the game for the first time, and got up neatly, "Why is it so late today?"

"I'm sorry, there's been a delay. Xu Mu put things on the counter.

"I thought you quit. The otaku muttered as he signed the list.

"What?" Xu Mu didn't hear clearly.

"Let's go, don't delay Lao Tzu to play games. The otaku waved impatiently and sat back down at the computer.

Xu Mu walked out with the receipt in confusion, and when he arrived at the car, he remembered that the otaku had signed it without acceptance today!

In the porcelain shop, the fat boss is sincerely holding a red tea cup and recommending it to the guests, "The copper red glaze has very strict requirements for the kiln temperature and the environment in the kiln, and the glaze color is completely different." You see this cowpea red is one of the representatives, from top to bottom, according to the glaze color can be divided into beauty, drunk peach blossom slices, pig liver, horse lungs, suckling rats, etc., the highest and lowest grade price difference is 20 times. Porcelain, that is the art of fire. Let me tell you this, such a big clay box of a beautiful drunken peach blossom can be sold for seven figures. ”

The fat boss pinched his thumb and compared the size of the clay box, and when it came to porcelain, he talked endlessly, and he had a bit more scholarly demeanor.

A little color difference is actually twenty times worse?

The courier guy standing at the door was surprised.

Xu Mu, who had the heart to learn more about porcelain, did not interrupt them, and listened to them for half an hour, and when he arrived at the ninety-fifth, the time was close to half past seven, although the lights were on in the golden building, the door was closed, and the sound of tables and chairs was faintly heard inside, and there should still be people.

Oops, I guess it's closing to clean up the storefront.

Xu Mu stood still outside the door, raised his hand and just wanted to knock, when half of the wooden door collapsed.

Xu Mu quickly held the package box to avoid the "door panel attack", and then turned his head, a yellow-haired giant beast appeared at the door, with a hideous face and a bloody mouth open at him.

Lie rubbing!

Xu Mu was frightened by the sharp and interlaced canine teeth that were close at hand.