Chapter 695: Bullying, Fishing for Boats
Here at home at the front base, New Orleans saw her sister Quincy squatting next to the coffee table with her short green haircut, watching intently as the Admiral quickly moved the three small porcelain bowls placed on top of the coffee table.
"Alright, Quincy, can you guess which bowl the chocolate is in right now?" Su Gu's voice sounded.
I saw Quincy order a bowl, Su Gu opened the bowl, and there was nothing underneath, and she suddenly showed regret: "I obviously saw it under this bowl."
"You're mistaken, I started. Su Gu grabbed both cheeks of the blue girl, rubbed them, and finally pulled them into the shape of a flatbread. I have to say that the feel is so good, once a day can not be missing.
Quincy rubbed her face, she didn't understand why everyone liked to pinch their faces, and said, "Okay, where's the chocolate?"
Su Gu opened one of the three bowls again, and there was also nothing in it, and he said, "Quincy, you see, there is no one in this bowl, so it is in the remaining bowl." ”
Without opening them, Su Gu covered the other two bowls and knocked on the bowl with chocolate inside, and he said, "Quincy, this bowl, remember...... I'm going to start moving again. ”
Quincy's winking eyes made people feel guilty, but it made people want to bully even more. Su Gu moved the three bowls quickly, like a big move, like a baguazhang, but in fact, it was more like making noodles, and the technique was quite rough. Finally stopped, he snapped his fingers: "Quincy guess again, under which bowl?"
This time Quincy was already very attentive, believing that she was absolutely not wrong, she stretched out her hand and poked the bowl she had chosen, and immediately withdrew her hand: "Admiral, Quincy guess must be under this bowl." ”
A subtle smile appeared on the corner of Su Gu's mouth, but before he could open the bowl, New Orleans couldn't see it, and she interjected: "Admiral, don't bully Ah Kun." ”
"I didn't bully her. ”
"You rub her face. ”
Su Gu said: "I am willing to gamble and lose." ”
New Orleans walked over to the coffee table: "Admiral, I'll choose for Aquin, is it okay?"
Su Gu's face showed worry, after all, New Orleans was not easy to deal with. He was thinking about how to refuse, and Quincy relieved the siege: "No, the Headless Horseman has no head and no brain. ”
New Orleans slammed a fist on Quincy's head, and Quincy sat on the ground with her head in her hands: "Sister, you can't hit someone." ”
"Stupid Ah Kun!"
New Orleans pressed a bowl to Su Gu's dry laughter and said, "There is nothing in this bowl." ”
I opened the bowl, and sure enough, it didn't.
"There's no ...... in this bowl either. Don't move, Commander, stay away, I'll come. ”
Sure enough, it still didn't.
New Orleans' expression became like a great demon king, and his voice was also gloomy: "Admiral, these two bowls are gone, they must be in the last bowl, right?"
Su Gu was weak-hearted: "Yes." ”
New Orleans pressed his palm on the bowl and said, "Admiral, don't bully Aquin." ”
The hero doesn't suffer the loss in front of him, Su Gu nodded again and again: "Okay." ”
"Give that box of chocolates all to Akun. ”
Helpless, Su Gu could only give away all the chocolates he bought to tease Quincy.
However, New Orleans still refused to let go, and she opened the last bowl, and there was still nothing in it: "Aquin, you see that the Admiral has been bullying you since the morning. ”
I thought that the matter of giving the chocolate out would be over, but seeing that the scam was exposed, I probably won't be able to play in front of Quincy in the future, Su Gu glared at New Orleans angrily: "I have already given the chocolate to Quincy, headless senior sister, you are not trustworthy." ”
"What did I promise the Admiral?"
Quincy was tearing open the tin foil wrap with a happy face, and she suddenly saw that there was no chocolate in the last remaining bowl. didn't suddenly realize, didn't show the aggrieved expression of being bullied, she looked ignorant: "Why not?"
"Because the Admiral didn't put the chocolate in at all. He's been playing with you. ”
Quincy was puzzled: "I saw it." ”
"Tricks, tricks, tricks, the chocolate was taken away the moment it was put into the bowl. ”
"It's amazing. "Quincy wasn't angry at all, she was just stupidly happy, she was going to continue eating chocolate.
Su Gu sighed, although he still had many snacks in his hands, such as biscuits, potato chips, dried fruits, etc., there was no way to use them to tease Quincy again, at least not until the stupid man finished eating the chocolate.
My sister looked happy when she got the snack, and so did New Orleans, and she returned to her seat, pausing and asking curiously, "Where does the Admiral get so many bullying tricks?" ”
Usually everyone bullies Quincy the same, but in terms of the variety of tricks, all of them add up to not as much as the Admiral.
"Think more and think more. ”
"I'm going astray. "New Orleans thought to himself, in the town guard, the Admiral probably bullied people like this.
"My Yangguan Road, your single-plank bridge, the road is not the same. ”
"What, Yangguan Dao has come out. New Orleans looked at the small bowl on the coffee table, "The Admiral has a very clever way of taking the chocolate away, who taught you?"
Su Gu replied, "Rabbit." ”
In order to behave in front of Little Lori, Su Gu asked the magician Princeton for advice. It's just that because of the relationship between techniques and props, many magic tricks can't be played at all. And then close-up magic is already difficult, and now it's just a few hands. It's not just a reason to say that Princeton, a beautiful dealer, is so cute, and it's not just a reason to ask for magic.
"yes, rabbits can do magic. ”
Su Gu saw that Quincy was eating happily: "Quincy can eat anything, right?"
New Orleans was immediately wary: "I'll say first, don't feed Ah Kun strange things." Otherwise, even if it is an admiral, New Orleans will not let it go. ”
"No...... Didn't Colorado take home a lot of canned food and then have canned herring?"
"No...... I wrote down this name, and I must not touch it in the future. "Although Quincy is stupid, her sister New Orleans has an absolute IQ, and she has no extra curiosity.
Su Gu waved his hand, although he had never eaten it, he had seen many flavorful pictures and flavorful videos, he said: "Don't worry, I won't take a Quincy to eat, after all, there is no distinction between the enemy and our weapons of mass destruction." ”
"I don't believe it, you'll feed Quincy when you have the chance, and as long as someone is unlucky, you don't mind hurting others and not benefiting yourself. ”
"How is it possible, I'm not stupid, and I still put myself on it. ”
New Orleans immediately found the evidence: "The weird peanuts from last time." ”
Su Gu suddenly had nothing to say, if he wanted to feed Quincy, he had to pass through New Orleans first. In order to win the trust of others, he can only eat first, hurt himself first and then hurt others.
"Bullying Quincy every day, is the Admiral so boring?" Feeding, as strange as it is, is definitely in the category of food, and even more expensive than that. It's a sign of liking, and New Orleans isn't actually angry.
Su Gu pinched Quincy's face again, and he replied, "It's too fun for Quincy to bully. ”
New Orleans said, "What an unscrupulous admiral...... Well, if it's boring, it seems that there is a new movie coming out of the street movie theater, so take Quincy to see it. ”
"You don't think I don't know. Quincy likes to shout when watching movies, or sleep, and I don't go with her yet. ”
New Orleans was dissatisfied: "Spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain, I proposed it because you were bored." Besides, Ah Kun is very well-behaved, as long as you tell her that she can't speak, she will never speak. ”
Su Gu waved his hand: "Actually, I still have something to do in the afternoon." ”
"What's the matter?"
"I told Mahan in the morning before school and she said yes. She wants to bring her friends back to play, a group of little Lori. "There is nothing better in this world than Little Lori, after all, the sound is clear, soft, and easy to push. Of course, if you have to say it, the royal sister is not bad, but the flowers have a reopening day, and no one is young anymore.
New Orleans was dissatisfied: "Your fishing skills are not high. ”
"As long as it's a little Lori, I'm still a little confident. ”
New Orleans: "Thunder, U1206." ”
Su Gu finally couldn't help but sigh, whether it was the energetic destroyer Thunder or the stupid U1206...... The former can't think of any good way at all, and the latter may bring his family's three small submarines over, and there may be a little possibility for them to get out. It's just irritating, the fishing boat actually met a competitor, a seemingly honest and obviously dishonest admiral. In short, I have failed repeatedly, and I can only say that the two little Loli are not cute at all, and I disdain them.
"Don't hit people in the face, scold people don't expose their shortcomings...... Actually, I changed my goal this time. ”
New Orle asked, "Who?"
"The destroyer Bailu looks much easier to deal with. ”
"Why did you ask Mahan to take it home, didn't you all take the initiative to run to school?"
Su Gu said: "It doesn't have a good impact in the academy. ”
"I think you're letting people go. ”
Su Gu hung his head.
Of course, fishing for a boat is very necessary, and the phrase "as a commander, what is the difference between not fishing a boat and a salted fish" is widely circulated in the admiral circle. Although it is not enough to enter the house as a famous saying, after all, this is not as imposing and ideal as "freedom, democracy, prosperity and strength" in any case, but in private this sentence is more popular than all famous sayings. There are also the so-called "Xuan does not save the wrong, Krypton does not change his life".
There is only one taboo about the freedom of fishing boats, that is, you must never fish boats that already have owners. This is the same as not pursuing a girl with a boyfriend and hooking up with a married woman, although there is no explicit provision in the law that it is a crime, but it is indeed a standard that everyone agrees on in terms of morality. Of course, it is not that there are no people who believe in "as long as the hoe is swung well, there is no corner that cannot be dug down", but there are very few and very rare. On the one hand, it is impossible to succeed, and on the other hand, such people will basically be hostile to others, and no one will communicate with them again, because no one wants to be the next victim. Then excluding the little Lori who already has the Admiral, the range of choices is not wide.
The general base of the front line was established by the headquarters of the ship, and the headquarters of the ship's mother never interfered with a commander to catch the ship, and was even happy to see it happen. Ship girls hardly age, but when they lose their pursuit, it often represents the end of life. Whether it's an adult or a little Lori, many people lose their pursuit and disappear into the depths of the sea. If you have an admiral, you have sustenance. As an instructor in the school, he generally does not interfere with the admiral's fishing boat in the school, but he goes every day, brings snacks, and tells stories, which interferes with normal teaching, so he still has to persuade some. Su Gu wanted to save face, so he decided to restrain a little.
New Orle asked, "How's the White Dew?"
"A female elementary school student, with a tendon in her head. I like to tie a side ponytail and roll up my sleeves. The character is competitive and competitive, but the results are not good. ”
"It doesn't feel good. ”
Su Gu was dissatisfied: "You don't know how cute Bai Lu is." As long as it's cute, it's okay as long as it's cute. ”
"I remember Mahan used to bring Dyson home to play, a member of the Little Beaver team. It was lovely, remember no Admiral. "Mahan has always been very popular at the college, and he always has many friends, and New Orleans has seen a lot.
Su Gu was suddenly indignant: "You said it's cute, there must be a lot of people fishing for boats, and the Dyson has already been fished out." It's just hateful, bastard. ”
"Say, say, please, Admiral, don't speak in such a strange way. ”
With a smile, Su Gu glanced at New Orleans, and he lowered his head: "It is said that the school used to go around, that is, the diving heavy gunboat Novgorod, which was also fished away, but it's a pity." ”
"The Novgorod has no combat effectiveness. ”
"Yes, there's no fighting power. Not only that, but the speed is only six knots, so it can't be any slower, anyway, it's like a supply ship. But she's rare, and the whole world has only seen that once. Cute, it is said that once a shelling strikes, it will turn in circles. ”
New Orleans thought for a moment, and she spoke: "There are many rare ships in the front line general base, remember that there are also diving heavy gunboats Thonburi, Island Kaze, Johnston, anyway, there are many. Those who don't know don't know how deep the water is and how many treasures there are...... By the way, and the Victory, remember she's very good, doesn't the Admiral want to pick her up?"
"I tried, but I didn't expect ...... Wait for a kidnapping of Rodney and Nelson. ”
I don't know what I remembered, New Orleans suddenly muttered, "There are already so many people in the town guard." ”
"It's just a matter of having an extra pair of chopsticks. ”
New Orleans thought to himself, you are easy.
"Xiao Suzi, why don't you come to see the driver?"
Before anyone heard it, a voice suddenly sounded. Su Gu was familiar with this voice, from Missouri.
"Little secretary. "Anything else can be played with, this is definitely not good.
Su Gu saw Missouri, who was the first to walk into the living room, and then saw Hindenburg with a crazy face, Washington with a serious expression, Helena, the little fat man South Dakota, and his new wife Colorado......
A short-haired red girl dressed in a cool manner, her voice was flirtatious, shouting, "Yo, brother-in-law!"
The blue girl's body is hot, but she looks like the innocent girl next door, she said, "Brother-in-law...... Admiral, I'm West Virginia. ”