"Uh...... Boss, how did you die. ”

How happy the two of them were running in the bombing area, why did they die? Promise 808 was a little unacceptable.

"What do you think?"

Lin Chen instantly clicked on the spectator mode and replied expressionlessly.

He had the urge to vomit blood, and not long after he ran out of the bombing zone, two shells exploded next to him in a row. It's just that he was bombed twice in a row, and it was clear that 808 was by his side, and the bomb was like having eyes, staring directly at him and exploding, and the second cargo didn't hurt at all.

After that, he licked his face and asked him how he died, how did he answer?

Of course, what happened to him, the audience all saw it, but no one felt the same way, and everyone was crazy.

"It's a good person again, and it's definitely not going to die, and the eighth master is afraid that the curse won't die ugly morning. ”

"What a mouthful of poisonous milk, the mouth of the eighth master is probably open. ”

"This, this milk is poisonous. ”

"Comrade Duxiu, please sit down and give other comrades a chance to play. ”

"Hahaha, you only pay attention to the poisonous milk of the eighth master, haven't you noticed that the eighth master rejected Chouchen again?"

"You're a good guy. Sorry, I'm a dead man. ”

It can only be said that the audience's joke skills are too strong, and all kinds of jokes come as soon as they are said. Not to mention the audience, even Lin Chen himself couldn't help but be happy when he saw the barrage. Fortunately, he restrained himself in time and did not laugh out loud.

Compared to Lin Chen, Promise 808 can't laugh at all, how can he kill the eldest grandmother?

"I don't know, I've always thought you're a good person, boss, but it seems that you don't seem to be a bit like that. Promise 808 said cautiously.

But no, he was still saying just now that good people would not be killed, and the next second Lin Chen was sent justice from heaven, does this mean that Lin Chen is not a good person?

Lin Chen was completely speechless, he knew that the promise was 808 two, but he didn't expect him to be able to reach this level, when should he say anything? Resisting the urge to beat people, he chuckled lightly: "Hehe, promise, I will discuss something with you." ”

Promise 808 shrunk his neck: "Boss, don't talk like that, I'm afraid." ”

According to the normal situation, shouldn't we teach him a lesson now? Why didn't the storm appear? The so-called demon must be there when things go wrong, he suddenly said in his heart with difficulty.

"It's okay, don't be afraid, I won't do anything to you. Lin Chen tried his best to control his emotions and said gently: "I just want you to change your name, in the future, you don't call it Promise, call it Bajie, right?"

"Bajie?" Promise 808 was stunned for a moment, and instantly retorted: "Don't do it, I don't want to be a pig Bajie?"

In the Chinese cultural system, the second senior brother and the eight precepts are easy to associate with the pig's head, and they are not easy to call.

"I didn't say that you were Zhu Bajie, it was Bajie, I just wanted you to quit eight bad habits. Lin Chen added.

"Quitting eight bad habits, isn't it still Zhu Bajie?"

Why is Zhu Bajie Zhu Bajie? Tang Seng's original intention was to let Zhu Bajie quit the eight bad habits, and there is no difference between the two Bajies.

Promise 808 didn't want to be Bajie, considering that Lin Chen's body was still twitching, he couldn't refuse, and asked pitifully: "Boss, can I not be Zhu Bajie?"

For this, Lin Chen just sneered twice: "Hehe." ”

The meaning is obvious, it is impossible at all, you should decide this eight precepts.

was directly rejected, and the promise 808 still did not give up: "If I remember correctly, two of the eight precepts are killing and women, and the other precepts are easy to say, these two will definitely not work." I'm going to eat chicken with the boss, and it's impossible not to kill. As for women, my old Hu family is a single line, only I am a boy, boss, you can't watch my old Hu family break its roots. ”

can't refuse directly, he proves from other angles that he is not suitable for such an important name as Bajie, he still needs to be an ordinary person.

Lin Chen already knew what Promise 808 would say, and he was not surprised by his words at all: "Don't worry, this Eight Precepts is different from the other Bajie, we are the new Eight Precepts of the 21st century, one will not let you quit killing, and the other will not let you quit women." As long as you guard against arrogance, dryness, exaggeration, and deception. ”

As long as you don't quit women, promise 808 breathed a sigh of relief: "Now there are only four precepts and no eight precepts, as long as you don't call me eight precepts, boss, you can call me four precepts." ”

"Who said there are only four precepts, don't bother me, I haven't finished talking yet!" After a slight pause, Lin Chen said solemnly and seriously: "The fifth precept is to refrain from speaking, the sixth precept is to refrain from speaking, the seventh precept is to refrain from speaking, and the eighth precept is to refrain from speaking, this is your eight precepts." ”

Lin Chen was a little afraid of the big mouth of Promise 808, and it didn't take long for the live broadcast to make fun of the principal, but before the matter passed, he accidentally exposed the secrets of the live broadcast circle. Your surname is Hu and not Song, why do you have such a big mouth.

None of the above is nothing, anyway, they are small anchors, and no one cares about them. What really makes him unbearable is that Promise 808 really has a mouthful of poisonous milk, every time he praises him, something will happen, the bridge is blocked by a thunderbolt, and he is killed by a bomb in the bombing area, and his mouth is really poisonous.

After listening to the remaining four precepts, Promise 808 understood the meaning of the eight precepts, not to mention, he really didn't know how to refute it. He really killed Lin Chen's milk several times, admit it, right?

Imagining the scene of being shouted Bajie by the audience, Promise 808 shuddered: "Boss, I will definitely milk you less in the future, can you not have the title of Bajie?"

"No, the eight precepts are just to give you a reminder, so that your old state will not germinate. If you don't want Bajie, it's okay, and you'll be a pig's head in the future. He didn't deliberately rectify Promise 808, but wanted to remind him that they were live streaming and tried to say as few things as they shouldn't.

is like joking Principal Wang, if they are ordinary audiences, it doesn't matter how they joke, the principal won't care even if he knows, that is the principal's personality, and the audience can joke as much as they want.

But they are anchors and cannot orchestrate principals. Fortunately, they just don't enter the stream, and the audience is only two or three hundred. If they are big anchors or intermediate anchors, and there are tens of thousands of viewers in the live broadcast room, those words will cause a storm.

To put it most directly, the online media looking for news will not let go of this matter, and will use Promise 808 as the prototype to arrange some jokes. Coupled with the large number of viewers, if it is circulated a little, there will be all kinds of turmoil.

Once this happens, not only Promise 808, but Lin Chen will also be affected.

Lin Chen believes that he will definitely be able to become a big anchor, and within his ability, he is also willing to help the people around him, but these help cannot affect him. If Promise 808 can't change his bad habits, Lin Chen will slowly give up on him.

It's not that he's ruthless, the so-called like-mindedness is mutual support, not unilateral help. If you help someone all the time and don't get anything in return, he will also get tired.

"Bajie, pig's head, what seems to be the matter, can I do without?" Promise 808 asked hesitantly.

"No, you can't. Lin Chen didn't say anything to death: "But the game, it must be who listens to whom, as long as you can kill two opponents, I will allow you to decide the name yourself." ”

This is true of the game, and the same is true of reality, where the strong are respected.

"Really?" Promise 808 asked expectantly, admitting that the game wasn't good, but it should be okay to take out two enemies, right?

"A gentleman's words are hard to chase. Lin Chen nodded and said seriously.

"Okay, just watch me perform. After receiving a satisfactory reply, Promise 808 lay down majestically.

He can't play well, and can only be Voldemort once, hoping to wait for the rabbit.

However, he was a little unlucky, and at the same time as he lay down, a burst of gunfire suddenly sounded not far away, and it turned out that when he was chatting with Lin Chen, he had been targeted.

With the game level of Promise 808, the results can be imagined. Even the enemy was not found, and he turned into a box.

"Master, let's start a new game. ”

Without Lin Chen's reminder, Promise 808 quit the game aggrievedly. There is no doubt that he is willing to gamble and accept the title of 'Eight Commandments'.