Chapter 4: The Elementary School Student's Difference and Change
Yo, you're not dead yet, are you?
When I arrived at the classroom early in the morning, the first sentence of Jia Mao's face was so unpleasant. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Jia Shige raised his eyes to look at the new Ichiki from the planet that would die without bumping the ball, and smiled coldly.
Hmph, don't think you're the only one who survived after falling into the abyss of the waterfall.
Hey, I'm teasing you for getting better, but all of a sudden, what kind of magnificent plot has unfolded! Are you Professor Moriarty!?
Xinyiji was immediately stimulated to complain aura, and then there was a subtle pleasure in his face.
According to you, don't I just become Sherlock Holmes?hmm, I always feel an inexplicable joy......
Because you're cheap β.
Jia Mao is concise, to the point, and accurately points out the essence of this product.
Believe it or not, I'll kick the ball right away and make you look like it.
Shinichiki gritted his teeth and stepped on the football, ready to go.
Come on, with your three-legged cat technique, you can practice for at least ten or eight years before you can touch our heels. Jia Mao personally poked his nose and smiled disdainfully, you might as well go to Hentai Monk Mao Viwei to ask for some props to bless it, maybe you can really surpass the gods. (Note 2)
Yo Xi, eat my big ball!
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Jia Mao sank his waist and tied his horse, and he was angry with the momentum of a goalkeeper with the ball in his head.
Get out of the way.
However, just as Jia Shigeru was engrossed in dealing with the upcoming football, a cold voice behind him almost scared him to pee, and then he was hit by an external force on his buttocks, and the whole person flew out towards the football.
I'll go......
After eating a ball cake, Jia Maoqin lay on the ground as if he was about to ascend to heaven, and out of the corner of his eye, he caught a black-haired girl calmly passing by him.
I said I'd make a fool of you.
After watching the little bird You Shihua walk to his place, Shinichi squatted down and said in a sigh to the lying corpse of Jia Mao.
Jia Shige was silent for a few seconds, then got up neatly, stared at Shihua's back, and showed a gloomy smile like a villain boss to Shiikchi.
New brother, let's swear that one day we will definitely paste that girl's face, hehehe.
β¦β¦ It always feels like your words are as far away as light years from my understanding.
The new base can't complain.
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Well, all in all, let's study on your own in this lesson.
After pondering on the podium for a long time, Teacher Yinba took out the lollipop that had been licked to smoke from his mouth and popped out such a sentence.
Of course, all the elementary school students in the audience were dumbfounded, although they didn't know that everyone was dumbfounded because of Teacher Yinba's irresponsible words, but now they were shocked by the fact that he was holding a lollipop instead of a cigarette in his mouth.
[All in all, it's a hair.,It's only been a few minutes since this class started.,I haven't said a word before.,Where did you get it all in all!And what is self-study!How long has the first grade of primary school started, why don't you let a group of little ghosts who can't take care of themselves study by themselves! Self-study peat! It's good to teach fifty tones!]
Facing the bottomless teacher Yinba, who has a bottomless lower limit of discipline, Jia Mao automatically transferred to the spit camp.
So, I'll leave it to you, squad leader.
After Teacher Yinba finished explaining, he simply shook his hands and quit.
Oh...... !
The squad leader slapped the table and stood up.
Jia Mao followed the prestige and found that the squad leader was still an acquaintance.
Eh, why is the new brother the squad leader? Because he dragged it?
That's not the problem.
The gray plain at the adjacent table said coldly, looking at Jia Maoqin's eyes a little weak, dare to love this thing is only now to ask about the things that were decided at the beginning of school, the reflection arc is too long!
As for the last sentence because he dragged it, Xiao Ai did not object.
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I'm so idle today......
Jia Mao was lying on the table, his expression was about to hang up.
You're free every day.
Jiamao turned his head in response, looked at Gray Yuan Ai, who had just spoken, and suddenly found that this sister paper liked to talk to him more and more.
Could it be that this sister paper is implementing a roundabout tactic, planning to start from him and capture the new brother!?
There is a kind of sadness like a spare tire, so that Jia Maoqin draws a circle in his heart and curses the new brother must die, and the new brother must die.......
Gray Yuan frowned, she noticed that Jia Maoqin's gaze suddenly had some grievances, and her whole body exuded a gray aura of a defeated dog, and she couldn't help but wonder if she had said something wrong.
Forget it, this guy is often nervous anyway, just leave it alone.
Speaking of mourning, you read these books on physics, chemistry and biology all day long, can you understand it?
Jia Shige, who had recovered from envy and jealousy, turned his head weakly, and saw that Gray Yuan Ai was reading a science and engineering book again, and couldn't help but ask.
Gray Yuan Wai frowned at the general title of Jiamao's Great β Leap β Forward, feeling that this product was really familiar, but he didn't pay attention to it, but just responded indifferently.
OK.
Isn't it true that you want to develop a drug that turns adults into children?
Why am I developing this unscientific drug?
Gray Yuan felt very strange about the inexplicable thoughts of Jia Shige's relatives.
There's an inexplicable sense of unreality when I hear this from your mouth.
Jia Maoqin can't imagine the gray plain mourning he saw ten years later, or the picture of Douding now.
But the medicine you're talking about is interesting.
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Seeing that Gray Yuan's always cold expression actually showed a look of interest, a cold sweat suddenly broke out on Jia Maoqin's head, and it was not possible that he casually made Xin Yiji embark on the road of no return for the primary school student of the 10,000-year-old Grim Reaper.
So Jia Shigeru happily decided to see the new Ichiki who incarnated Conan ten years later, and he had to hold the attitude that I didn't know this thing.
Well, by the way, help him take good care of Xiaolan, after all, your wife, I raise her as the first criterion for being a brother.
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Jiamao, didn't you come back with Xiao Yu?
As soon as he returned to his home after school, Jia Maoqin saw that his father had just come back from the other direction, and looking at him dressed as a worker on the front line of urban construction, he couldn't help but complain in his heart that the bigwigs in this year like to pretend to be low-key and force pigs to eat tigers?
Sister Yu has to be on duty, so let's go first. Anyway, Dad, where did you just come back, don't you have to go back to Italy to dig for oil?
Jia Maoqin asked casually while watching his father take out the key to open the door.
Ah, recently your dad and I have a business to discuss here, and it is estimated that it will be some time before we go to Italy. Jiaguang stopped suddenly, and a smile appeared on his face that looked very cheap in Jiamao's eyes, by the way, Jiamao, this time the business partner happened to come with her own child, she is as old as you, why don't you go with me this weekend, how about it?
After listening to his father's words, Jia Maoqin immediately looked at him with an inexplicable gaze.
Uncle, you are the second-in-command of a certain family, what can you talk about business! Can you still be a good citizen? This time, is it smuggling, arms, arms, trafficking, selling, drugs, or abducting, selling, people, and mouths! Uncle policeman, this is this group of people!
Jia Mao shook his head with his forehead, looking powerless if we don't report you.
Forget it, we have to go to the shrine on the weekend......
Ah, I almost forgot if you didn't mention it, you don't have to go to Xingjia Shrine in the future.
Why?
Jia Maoqin stared at this middle-aged man whose personal records were all stained very unhappily, didn't this faint father want his son to leave the group!
Is it necessary to stare at me with the appearance of taking revenge for my wife? Iemitsu explained a little embarrassed, how to say it, there is a rule over there, and after the age of six, you are not allowed to go to the shrine again.
Is it the so-called rhythm that men and women cannot sit at the same table at the age of seven?
Hawkers,That's right.,After all, the shrine maidens of the Xinga Shrine are very cute.,Always prevent some bad boys outside from abducting their precious shrine maidens.γ
Dad, we don't object to what you say, but why are you staring at us when you say this!
You know.
Jiaguang patted the bear child on the shoulder earnestly.
Cut......
At this point, Jia Mao's relatives can only smack their tongues to accept the reality.
Bai Xue's girl probably will feel lonely.
At this time, a truck stopped not far from Jiamao's relatives, and the father and son looked over at the same time, only to see a group of uniformed workers unloading something from the car and sending it into the next room.
Speaking of which, someone has just moved next door to our house.
Iemitsu had such an expression on his face, and Iemo's eyes were curious to cast his eyes on the name tag hanging on the outer wall next door.
- Super.
Well, is this family a superhero family from the United States?
Thinking that the situation in Gotham City might become his daily routine, Jia Maoqin's mood was like another dog. (Note 3)
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Note 1: In the original ending of Sherlock Holmes, the pair of old enemies fell down the waterfall together and hung up, but they are really old (base) enemies (friends) who do not seek to live together but to die together
Note 2: Mao Biwei is a hentai monk in "Poor God", and one of his props was given to the male protagonist (fart, this is not a lily man) Shi Fu, and then Shi Rui turned on the super god mode...... Rub, you're going to play in the World Cup.
Note 3: Gotham City, the chaotic land in the American comics, well, GTA?
PS: Yo Xi, I'm on vacation!
PS: I hope you don't call me back to work next Monday, because I've already gone back to my hometown (not getting married)!