112: I can't cure you
Ye Wudi returned to the house as fast as he could, thinking that he could have a good rest now, but who knew that the door was tightly closed, and the monkeys just wouldn't open the door for him.
"Monkey, chicken thief, second egg, small leaf...... What the hell are you doing?" Ye Wudi was really speechless, he couldn't go back to his home, and he was really drunk.
The monkey said, "Old Ye, you can't blame us for this, it's your little leaf who won't let us open it for you, he said that if we open the door for you, he will throw away all those medicines." ”
"Lao Ye, it's not that we value wealth over friends, it's that we don't want to be untrustworthy people. I've made an appointment to meet with the client, and if I can't get something out now, wouldn't it be untrustworthy? The teacher has taught us to be good students since we were young, and we can't deceive people like that. "The voice of the chicken thief.
Even Erdan followed and said, "Lao Ye, we have all quit our jobs now, so we are counting on these medicines of yours to feed us, if we don't have these medicines, we will have to drink the northwest wind." You're not willing to support us, so we'd better be self-reliant. ”
Sweat!
The excuse they came up with was really fresh and refined, and they even came up with such a bad reason for the teacher, they were really speechless.
These three people were restrained by Ye Tian, and it seemed that if they wanted to go in, they still had to convince Ye Tian first.
"Xiao Yezi, you open the door first, let me in, let's talk slowly, okay?" Ye Wushu tried his best to suppress the fire in his heart, and coaxed him in first, and then said, this is the middle of the night, don't make a noise with the neighbors for a while.
Ye Tian's kid thief is smart, not so easy to be fooled, "Hmph, don't try to lie to me, I won't open the door for you." ”
"Are you sure? If you don't open the door for me, I'll never come back. Ye Wushu refused to accept the softness.
Ye Tian was not convinced, "That's good, then you go." I'll see where you stay tonight and how you live for the next month. Uncle Monkey they won't lend you money, and I have to tell Mommy and Sister Shiyu so that they don't help you. ”
I'll go......
Even the kid who has no money in his pocket knows that he is really drunk.
I forgot, this kid has a tailwind ear, and I guess I must have been overheard by this kid for a day today.
"Okay, okay, I was wrong, I'm not going to do it again, okay. ”
Take it soft first, and then talk about it when you go in.
Which Ye Tian is not so easy to coax, this kid is good, but sometimes he is too smart, and being smart makes people have a headache.
"Then you say, what do you have to do for me to believe me?"
"It's very simple, you promise, you will never date another girl for dinner again. Uncle Monkey testified that if you dare to do that again, you will ...... Uncle Monkey, what do you say?"
Suddenly being named, the monkey panicked, "Well, just let him never come back." ”
Ye Wushu really wanted to pound on the door, is this still a brother, how can there be such a pit brother.
But even so, Ye Tian still felt dissatisfied, "No, this is not good, change it, Uncle Chicken Thief, you say." ”
"Then tie him up, and a few of us will serve him with the ten tortures of the Manchu Dynasty. ”
"It's not good, it's too cruel. Ye Tian shook his head.
Erdan said, "Xiao Yezi, you see that you can't do this or that, you still feel very sorry for Lao Ye, aren't you?" Since he knows that he is wrong, then let's forgive him, and he promises not to do it again next time. ”
Ye Tian shook his head, "I can't believe his words, I still have to have something that can restrain him." ”
"Then just do this, tell Mr. Tang directly, see if he dares to do that. The chicken thief paid attention again.
Ye Tian still shook his head, "That's not good, what if my mommy doesn't pay attention to him anymore?"
Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, they are all speechless, this is not good, that is not good, "Then you say, what now?"
Ye Tian tilted his head and thought about it, "I thought about it, if you do this next time, I will follow you, I see if you have such a big son, will those girls eat with you." ”
Damn, this is ruthless!
Ye Wushu was really defeated, "Okay, okay, whatever you want, you open the door for me first." ”
Footsteps sounded in the house, and it wasn't long before the door was opened from the inside, and it was the monkeys who opened it.
Ye Tian, sitting on the sofa, eating chilled watermelon, is so good at enjoying it.
Ye Wushu smashed the monkey with his white eyes, and the monkey just laughed, "Old Ye, you can't blame us for this, we are also for your good." You see, Mr. Tang is so good, you can't eat in the bowl and look at the pot, that's too unconscionable......"
Before the monkey finished speaking, Ye Wushu kicked him in the ass, what a thing, he really said anything, and he was so hungry for profit.
However, he just dared to sprinkle his anger on the monkey, and when he came to Ye Tian, he had to smile, after all, the medicine was now in Ye Tian's hands.
I knew that I wouldn't let him know where the medicine was, I really didn't expect it.
"Xiaotian, you see that I should have promised you now, what about the medicine, can you give it to me first. ”
Ye Tian put down the chilled watermelon and wiped his little hand on his face, "I thought about it, it's safer to put the medicine here with me, give it to you, you may be more unscrupulous in the future." ”
"Poof......
It seems that this stinky boy has made up his mind to take medicine to control him, and the most important thing is that the monkey and the others are on the same front as Ye Tian, that is to say, Ye Wushu is now alone.
It's hard for one person to beat four people, forget it, I still don't want to, let's sleep first, Ye Wushu is really tired.
patting his ass and walking to the bedroom, Ye Wushu didn't say anything.
Leaving the monkey and the others with a confused face, you look at me, I look at yours.
"What's going on?"
"I don't know, this doesn't match Lao Ye's style. ”
"Is it ......?"
"Could it be what?"
"Could it be that Lao Ye has already done this and that with that girl, and now he has no strength to argue with us?"
"Phew, what do you say. The chicken thief interrupted the monkey and motioned for him to notice that Ye Tian was still there.
Obviously, Ye Tian didn't understand what he said just now, if he did, he wouldn't have sat there as calmly as he did now, and he would definitely make Ye Wushu restless.
The monkey hurriedly changed the topic, "Lao Ye must have been subdued by us, and it is expected that that kid will definitely not dare to do this again in the future, chicken thief, you say yes." ”
"Yes, yes, although Lao Ye is flamboyant, he actually has a bottom line. ”
The two of them secretly observed Ye Tian's reaction while talking, but fortunately, they didn't seem to notice anything.
It's really a sweat, one person is happy and happy, and three people wipe his ass.