Chapter Eighty-Five: Stupid Humans
The sun is about to twilight, dyeing the clouds red for half a day in the west, and the smoke curling on the beach wafts up the enticing aroma of food.
Wang Lotian raised the barbecue clip in his hand and greeted Xu Mu at the beach loudly, "Xiao Mu, don't pick it up, come back and eat." โ
"It's coming. Xu Mu responded, and hurriedly gathered all the shells he had just picked up with a T-shirt and ran back to the barbecue area. He found a fairly clean plastic bag next to him, and filled it with all the shells he had just picked up.
Song Zhiming was sitting on a beach chair and was talking on the phone, Wu Bing stood in front of the grill with roasted chicken wings and stared intently, only Feng Yuan was nowhere to be seen.
"Come on, introduce," Wang Letian took the initiative to take on the role of the topic MC and introduced several faces to Xu Mu present, "This is what I just told you about Xu Mu, Xiao Mu, this big beauty is Zhao Lu, call me sister." โ
"Sister Zhao Lu. Xu Mu hurriedly said hello.
Zhao Lu, who was holding a brush to apply honey to the chicken wings, smiled at him in a friendly manner, revealing her beautiful white teeth, a pair of orange-red mirrored sunglasses on top of her head, and her black hair was long and straight, with a neat ponytail. The knee-length white waist-cinching jumpsuit outlines her good figure to the fullest, and Wang Letian's big beauty just now is definitely not a compliment.
Wang Letian perfunctorily pulled the few men present with a greasy barbecue tong, "You can call the rest brother." โ
Xu Mu: ..................
"Hey, hey, hey!" someone in the neglected group spoke up, and a young man wearing a Hawaiian-style floral shirt slammed Wang Letian with his elbow in dissatisfaction, revealing a line of English tattoos on the inside of his arm, "What do you call these others?"
"Okay, okay," Wang Dashao, who was "attacked", showed a deputy "I really can't do anything with you stupid humans", "The second thing who beat me is called Hu Nan, the one on the far left who looks the blackest is Wang Meng, the glasses are thicker than the bottom of the beer bottle is Liang Peng, and the one wearing a red T-shirt is called Liu Haiyang." โ
Hu Nan & Wang Meng & Liang Peng & Liu Haiyang:..................
This girl really owes a beating!
Seeing that everyone was rolling up their sleeves and about to beat up, the courier brother hurriedly called his brother, and finally diverted everyone's attention.
"Come, Xiao Mu, try my salt-baked shrimp. Hu Nan, who had a good temper, took two red-colored prawns from the tin foil box on the grill in front of him, put them on the plate and handed them to Xu Mu.
After thanking him, the courier brother sniffed hard, the taste of this shrimp is really fresh!
"And my barbecue. Wang Lotian also generously picked up a few pieces of black things and was about to send them to Xu Mu's plate.
Barbecue?
Xu Mu was stunned and looked at those unknown objects that were so black that he couldn't recognize the deity at all, God, can this thing really be eaten?
"Keep your pile of carcinogens away. Feng Yuan, who appeared in time, kicked Wang Letian and strictly forbade him to feed his pet with burnt meat.
"Only when it is cooked can it be sterilized!" Wang Letian pointed to the tablet next to him with words, and the barbecue still watched the tutorial, so Wang Dashao was the same.
Not only sterilization, but also killing!
The delivery boy looked at the terrible pile of carbide with palpitations.
"Raw beef porridge!" Wang Letian turned his head and saw Feng Yuan holding a white casserole with a heat insulation pad in his hand, and immediately leaned in. He is not good at his craft, but his nose is first-class, and he can smell the contents of the pot without lifting the lid. No wonder he dragged Feng Yuan downstairs just now and disappeared, and after a while, he mixed a sauce and disappeared, it turned out that he went to the kitchen of the villa to secretly cook porridge!
Feng Yuan moved the casserole to the side, avoiding Wang Letian's claws, "Don't have your share, eat your seafood dinner." โ
Wang Dashao, who only touched the lid of the pot, was inexplicably sad and indignant, is there any brotherly love?
Don't give me a bowl of porridge!
"I soaked in the sea for a long time just now, so let's drink something to warm my stomach. Feng Yuan put the casserole on the table next to him and gave Xu Mu a bowl of it. He was afraid that Xu Mu, who had choked on water, would not have the appetite to eat greasy barbecue, so he specially prepared a raw beef porridge for him.
"Hmm. Xu Mu put the plastic bag with the shells and the plate with the salt-baked shrimp next to him, and sat next to the porridge bowl with a spoon, because it was too hot, he could only take small sips.
Wang Dashao turned his head sourly, indicating that out of sight was pure.
I don't know who turned on the music, the sea breeze soothed, raised cheerful tunes, and the atmosphere in the barbecue area became more and more relaxed. Wu Bing was satisfied and took a large plate of honey roasted wings from Zhao Lu's side, sat down next to Xu Mu and began to eat hard.
"Feng Yuan, then. "Somebody threw a roasted crab over.
Feng Yuan, who was leaning on the table, picked up the lid of the casserole and caught the "sneak attack" crab steadily, and a whistle sounded next to him, "Young man, you can do a lot of kung fu!"
"Admit it. Feng Yuan calmly held the lid of the pot and made a "please" gesture to the group of friends.
He casually broke off a crab claw and glanced at someone's plastic bag containing shells, "What a good harvest!"
"Well, there's a big one. The courier brother bit the spoon in a slurred voice and turned the left-handed snail out.
"Most of the conches in the sea are right-handed, you are just a left-handed snail, it is said that there is only a 1 in a million chance of appearing, because it is rare, it has always been used by sects/religious people to make conch, like this big, the current market price is about 200,000 to 300,000. Feng Yuan dismantled the crab claws in his hand and explained intimately.
The spoon in Xu Mu's mouth fell into the porridge bowl with a bang, what ...... What the?
Two or three hundred thousand?
Worth so much money?
"Brother, you pinch me to see if I haven't woken up?" The courier brother's dark eyes widened, and he always felt that he was hallucinating.
Look at your stupidity! The little fox glanced at him in disgust and continued to nibble on his own chicken wings. In the blink of an eye, the bones in front of the plate were already piled up into a hill.
Feng Yuan couldn't help laughing, hooked the corners of his lips and pinched Xu Mu's cheeks with the knuckles of his index finger and middle finger, "How is it, does it hurt?"
"It hurts, it hurts!" Xu Mu screamed as he was pinched, the corners of his eyes were shining, and he almost burst into tears. is so "ruthless", it's like a brother!
"Also, the manager of the hotel came when you were sleeping, and he said that he would take responsibility for the capsizing of the speedboat, and they would compensate for the damage caused by several of our mobile phones and the damaged items that fell in the sea. The two lobsters and the plates of desserts next to them were the ones they sent to us to crush us. Feng Yuan couldn't get enough of letting go of someone's tactile face, now his pet should be happy, right?
So lucky!
Xu Mu was hit by one surprise after another, the gongs and drums in his heart were noisy, and the firecrackers were roaring, and a bunch of villains were happy. The corners of his eyes curled in a happy mood, and the corners of his mouth couldn't stop showing a flying shape, "Will they compensate?"
"Well, besides your phone, what else do you have that has fallen overboard or won't work? I'll send the same list to the hotel people at that time. โ
"And sunglasses, straw paste, drinking glasses, and ......" to give you cufflinks. Xu Mu couldn't help but pause when he folded his hands and counted the cufflinks. He was a little entangled in whether to say it or not, and it would have no effect if he said it in surprise, right? Moreover, he also got the levo-snail that the other party compensated.
"And what?" Feng Yuan raised his eyebrows.
โโฆโฆ There should be none. Xu Mu shook his head and made a secret decision. But I still can't help but feel a little pain in my heart, which I bought after a long time.
Feng Yuan frowned quietly, and continued to pick the snow-white crab meat from the tongs into Xu Mu's plate where the shrimp was placed, "You eat first, I'll go upstairs and change clothes." โ
Xu Mu nodded, took a bite of crab meat, and gave one of the salt-baked prawns to Wu Bing next to him, "Don't just eat chicken wings, this shrimp is not bad." โ
Stupid humans, with chicken wings, who wants to eat shrimp?
The chicken is the most beautiful of the meat!
The little fox glanced at Xu Mu with "pity" in a lofty attitude, pushed away the shrimp, and continued to eat his honey-glazed chicken wings.
Xu Mu: ..................
Are you really not tired of eating?
Xu Mugang peeled off the shrimp shell, and found that Song Zhiming, who was not far away, was elegantly forking a piece of blackened stuff from the plate and sending it into his mouth.
However, Song Zhiming ate very seriously, and his expression was sweet.
Xu Mu: ..................
Hero, bow down to me!
Feng Yuan snatched Wang Dashao's tablet, went upstairs and turned it into drawing tablet mode and threw it on the bed, "What important thing did Xiao Mu drop into the sea?"
The little white cat was lying on the cushion to enjoy the last rays of the sun, and when it heard Feng Yuan's words, it hurriedly jumped onto the bed, cocked its tail and recalled, and began to draw the box and the pair of cufflinks with its paws.
Feng Yuan wrinkled his eyebrows and looked at the abstract artwork on the tablet, a pair of "earrings?"
Hearing the cufflinks, Fu Zhu flicked his tail excitedly, the head of the family is really smart. It flipped another page, twisting and drawing the letter logo on the bag.
Feng Yuan grabbed a T-shirt from the washing machine and changed it, the drying effect was okay, and there was basically no moisture. He hung out the rest of the clothes, changed his clothes and went downstairs, Xu Mu, the little guy who picked the door, actually bought the cufflinks of the D brand?
Feng Yuan on the steps paused violently, could it be a birthday gift for himself!
How long does this little guy have to make up his mind to buy something from D's house?
After enjoying a delicious barbecue meal, everyone moved to the villa, where billiards and games were opened, and there was a lively catch-and-fight.
Xu Mu and Wu Bing are both game wastewood, but they have a lot of fun with the controller of II.
Seeing that Xu Mu was playing with great interest, Feng Yuan greeted Wang Letian and quietly slipped out of the door.
When the courier brother gave the gamepad to Hu Nan, he found that Feng Yuan was gone. He ran to the billiard room, but he didn't see anyone, could it be that he went upstairs to rest?
"Looking for Feng Yuan? He went out and will be back in a while. When Wang Lotian saw Xu Mu, he dragged him to the side of the billiards, "Come, Brother Lotte will teach you to play billiards, and we will kill the rookie on the opposite side together." โ
Song Zhiming, who had the title of "rookie" on his head, twitched the corner of his mouth, and the ball/pole moved, easily sending the No. 2 ball into the bottom pocket.
"It's okay, there's still six balls. Wang Letian said, we are not in a hurry.
Ball 3 goes in/hole.
Xu Mu: ..................
The big fox seems to be a little upset?
"If you have the ability, you can continue!"
The ball number four ran diagonally and landed in the bottom pocket.
Wang Letian: ..................
You're still doing it, aren't you?
Half a minute later, the legendary rookie was gorgeously liquidated, and Wang Dashao was not given a chance to make a move at all.
Wang Lotian dropped the club, picked up two glasses of sparkling wine and hugged Xu Mu and left, "Let's go, Xiao Mu, Brother Lotte will take you to the backyard to play golf!"
"Brother Lotte, what did you buy for my brother as a birthday gift?" Xu Mu held the wine glass, and when he saw that there was no one next to him, he couldn't help but ask. Seeing that there are only twenty-six or seventeen hours left to reach Feng Yuan's birthday, it is really sad.
"Shirts. H's new shirt, I bought one for each of the seven colors, and I can wear it for a week. "Wang Letian is a local tyrant.
Xu Mu: ..................
Can you summon a dragon if you have seven pieces?
"The workaholic is a watch, Wu Bing bought a handbag, Zhao Lu is a new mobile phone, Wang Meng is a wallet, Hu Nan's seems to be a gold leaf painting, and the remaining two seem to be shoes and belts, all hidden in his room, depending on when he finds out. Wang Lotian gushed and counted all the gifts from everyone.
"By the way, you can't leak secrets!"
Wang Letian made a threatening gesture of "strangling you" if he leaked secrets.
The courier brother obediently made a gesture of "I won't say anything if I was killed", drank all the wine in the cup, but his heart became more and more worried, he knew that he wouldn't ask, this is simply the rhythm of the net from top to bottom, and there is no way to live.
In fact, there is no need for Xu Mu to leak secrets, as soon as the lights are turned on at night, Feng Yuan found the mobile phone hidden in the lampshade of the floor lamp, and then he turned out the birthday gifts prepared by everyone in various strange places such as wardrobes, writing desks, bed bottoms, bedside tables, toilet cisterns, etc.
"It's a few places every year. Feng Yuan said that these friends have no new ideas every year, and they have gathered eight things without pressure.
Friendly forces were exposed too quickly! Xu Mu, who was sitting on the beauty couch, hung his head depressedly holding the cushion, his mind was hot. Hey, now I haven't given a gift yet.
"Strange, it seems that there is still one thing missing. Feng Yuan touched his chin and looked around meaningfully.
Obviously prepared. Xu Mu's head hung lower, and the dull hair on the top of his head drooped down aggrievedly, what should he do now? Is it really like what Fu Zhu said?
Feng Yuan walked over and gently rubbed Xu Mu's head. I wanted to tease him, but unfortunately when I saw him like this, I felt distressed first, "Don't worry, I've already received your gift." โ
"You received it?" How is it possible? Xu Mu raised his head suddenly, and his dark eyes made Feng Yuan's heart tremble softly.
"I guess, this is what you're going to give me, right?" Feng Yuan took out a black velvet brocade box from his pants pocket.
Seeing the familiar box in Feng Yuan's hand, Xu Mu couldn't help but be stunned, hey, how could it be here?
The box was still wet, and there were white steel cufflinks, or rather, incomplete white steel cufflinks, and the two pieces of fritillary on the cufflinks had been cut off, โกโก a concave groove, and there was still a little water in it.
"You, how did you find it?"
"I borrowed a speedboat from the hotel and went down to fish. Feng Yuan said lightly. He was reluctant to let his pet's mind lie on the bottom of the sea and go into the water to find it himself.
Xu Mu: ..................
So, when Feng Yuan went out at night, he went to get cufflinks?
"If you are moved, should you give me a big reward? I am easily satisfied, I can confess and give a kiss or something. Feng Yuan curled the corners of his lips and opened his arms to show that he would not refuse.
"I like you. Xu Mu tightened the corners of his mouth and lowered it, grabbed Feng Yuan's collar and kissed it hard. Kiss and kiss, and it's not that you haven't kissed!
Feng Yuan was shocked by his sudden "attack", his center of gravity was unstable, and the two fell on the beauty couch together. As soon as he remembered it, Xu Mu pressed up again, like a fierce little leopard, leaning down and stumbling to bite his lip.
Xu Mu's kissing skills are very jerky, but he also has the unique vigor and sharpness of a teenager, and he is indomitable.
Like you, specially, very much like you.
The tip of his tongue with the smell of wine rushed vigorously into Feng Yuan's lips, rampage between the roof and tongue, and as soon as he touched the tip of the other party's tongue, he was passionately entangled, like a raging fire, burning Feng Yuan's heart.
"Xiao Mu, stop. Feng Yuan "difficult" pushed the person who was pressing on his body away a little distance, his eyes were deep and long, "If you don't stop, you will regret it." โ
What answered him was Xu Mu's menacing lips again.
The emotional Feng Yuan violently turned his hand and hugged his neck, and then pressed Xu Mu on the beauty couch. At the moment when Xu Mu was stunned, Feng Yuan's tongue had already taken the opportunity to poke into his mouth, attacking the city and plundering the land, like a bamboo.
The husband next to him straightened his neck and wanted to watch seriously, but was ruthlessly shielded outside by Feng Yuan's prohibition.
The army of river crabs here crawled surgingly, omitting 2,000 words, and asked the little angels to launch their brains.
The light sprinkled softly, and there were fine pieces of light at the tips of Xu Mu's hair and eyes, and those rays of light flickered and jumped, endlessly, and swept into Feng Yuan's heart.
"Xu Mu, I love you. Feng Yuan held Xu Mu's earlobe, muttered unsteadily, groped for his hand, reached into his fingers, and intertwined his ten fingers.
Promise is not credulous, so people do not live up to me, promise not lightly, so I do not live up to people.