Chapter 374: God Operates
Zhe Shao is not a doctor, and he doesn't understand dietary taboos, so he looked at Zu Chengfeng stupidly and asked, "Big brother, what do you mean? Could it be that Feng Meirong wants to kill him with food and medicine? Don't get involved, killing people is a crime!"
Hahaha! Zu Chengfeng burst into laughter, and even burst into tears, Wang Zhe looked at Deputy Director Zu in a daze. He didn't know what was so funny, was the words on this piece of paper so funny? Or did he become Zu Chengfeng's joke?
After a while, Zu Chengfeng stopped laughing and said mysteriously: "Let me tell you the truth, she knows that someone has a history of mixed hemorrhoids, perianal abscess and prolapse of the anus, and this menu is a taboo recipe for hemorrhoids patients, but Feng Meirong asked me to induce him to eat more and use more, and he has been eating according to this recipe for this time." ”
But what's the point? It feels like a child's gas, could it be that Feng Meirong is still next to Li Yijin? It's just that he was heartbroken that he came up with such a nonsensical method, and it can't be made to make small chestnuts?
No matter how you look at it, there is no lethality, as for hemorrhoids, many people around me have hemorrhoids! I haven't seen anyone pay attention to diet because of this disease, and Comrade Xiao Wang is really lonely and unheard of in this regard, not to mention that the ruler is short and long!
In front of the broad and profound Chinese medicine, Comrade Xiao Wang is not even a preschool, and he does not understand the serious harm caused by dietary taboos. I don't understand that mutual restraint may not cause death, but it can really make people miserable, which is the experience of the ancestors for thousands of years!
I saw Zu Chengfeng's eyebrows fluttering and said: "Don't underestimate this recipe, this is a big killer given by the proctology doctor! Especially after eating the final seafood with mutton and fine wine, his mixed hemorrhoids and anal fistula are bound to explode, and someone will only have to do surgical resection, and Feng Meirong will leave him a big surprise at that time!"
Hiss! Wang Zhe's classmate chrysanthemum was tight, and this woman was too tricky, and she actually wanted to let Xiao Lizi stage a drama of popping chrysanthemums! It is estimated that no one would have thought of such a way of revenge, using dietary taboos to induce the enemy's illness, and it seems that Xu Da was killed by Zhu Yuanzhang who sent a pot of goose meat.
However, I don't know if Xu Da ate goose meat to induce death, or if he killed himself! Zhe Shao has never had hemorrhoids surgery, and he doesn't know how painful it is, but thinking of Feng Meirong's surprise to someone, thinking about the rhythm of nightmares!
Sure enough, a woman can't afford to offend! Wang Zhe carefully handed the menu back to Zu Chengfeng: "It's ruthless enough! But hemorrhoids surgery is just a pleasure, it's far better to take him down directly, why do you want to make such a big bend? Isn't it a matter of taking off your pants twice?"
Comrade Xiao Wang has difficulty understanding the thinking mode of women, and in his opinion, Xiao Lizi is an official fan and a financial fan. As long as he is taken down, let him lose his official hat and lose his wealth, it must be much better than now, and he will simply leave no trouble.
Zu Chengfeng shook his head and sighed with palpitations: "That day, I went with Feng Meirong to her classmate's place, which is the best anorectal hospital in Qianyi City, and when I saw the tragic condition of anal fistula patients, I couldn't help but die for them, it was better to die! If someone enters that hospital and is concocted by the person arranged by Feng Meirong in advance, I believe that he will only have half of his life left!"
Wang Zhe was dumbfounded when he heard this, there is such a unique way of revenge in the world: "I am a little frightened when I let my eldest brother say this, I don't know how your plan is going, when will you strike the final blow?"
Zu Chengfeng, who had a righteous face, actually showed a wicked smile: "I said I owe you a favor! Don't refuse, inviting you to dinner today is to tell you that in order to prevent the two of them from calculating you, I plan to advance the plan to tonight." They will enjoy a romantic dinner in Qianyi City, and I will help the two of them order a seafood feast with braised mutton, I believe it will give someone a big surprise!"
Poof! There is such a miraculous operation! Zhe Shao couldn't help but laugh, but he was skeptical about the results obtained, wasn't it just to eat and drink? How could it induce serious pain, and even have to be admitted to the hospital for surgery?
It's incomprehensible! Zhe Shao suddenly remembered something: "It's all your money to order food for him, right? It's also a big burden, this card password is six eights, even if you use it, I just hope to hear the results as soon as possible, and it's good to have fun with this kind of thing!"
With Li Yijin's character of loving Xiaoxiao, he definitely can't spend his own money on dining outside, some of which can be reimbursed, and some of which are inconvenient to reimburse. It's not that people don't have the right to reimbursement, but the reimbursement documents under special circumstances will expose too much privacy, so they are destined to make the people around them pay.
At present, Li Yijin's time in Hechi City is still short, and there must not be too many trustworthy wallets around to help pay the bill, so Zu Chengfeng has become the only wronged leader, even if it can be made up afterwards, at least it is a burden for Deputy Director Zu in front of him!
Zu Chengfeng unceremoniously took the bank card: "Brother is welcome! Don't worry, I will inform you as soon as possible, to be honest, I don't know if it will be so effective, it is said that the anorectal doctor is an expert, a hemorrhoid surgery is more than a thousand small two thousand yuan!"
You must know that the annual income of farmers in Hechi City is less than 2,000 yuan, and an operation requires an annual income of one person. No wonder ordinary people are reluctant to see a doctor now, just like Wei Yun's father-in-law and mother-in-law, they all have no money to make trouble!
Zhe Shao was suspicious all afternoon, but in line with the principle of asking about foreign affairs and asking Fengya about internal affairs on the network, he checked it on the Internet. If you don't check it, you don't know how to be shocked when you check it, and the complaints of those hemorrhoid patients on the Internet are simply accusations of blood and tears!
Watching them tell their history of blood and tears, thirty percent of them eat seafood and mutton with wine, and then they don't stop bleeding. As for the abscess of the anal fistula, after enjoying the food, I was restless in pain, and it is said that it is second only to the pain of egg pain!
That sentence is true, women are not terrible, they are afraid that women are educated! If you offend a learned woman, she will come up with hundreds of poses to make you doubt your life, and it is estimated that even if you don't go to the hospital tonight, Li Yijin will have a heavy hemorrhage.
Not long after I went to work in the afternoon, I saw Wei Qingshuang's dressed flowers and branches leaving at less than two o'clock, and Comrade Xiao Wang stared at the woman's back until he turned the door. But a minute later, Mayor Li's car drove past the door, and he really couldn't wait.
However, Zhe Shao was very curious, curious about what Zu Chengfeng had prepared, there were seven or eight seafood restaurants in Qianyi City. There really doesn't seem to be any seafood with lamb, but the Internet shows that there is a seafood restaurant next door, which is roasted whole lamb!
Comrade Xiao Wang had the urge to follow the masses who used to eat melons, and it should be a very pleasant thing to witness an alternative revenge, but he still patiently returned to Hu Si's home.
Curiosity kills the cat! If the little chestnut finds out, it will hurt Zu Chengfeng! But the careful goddess Hechi found that Zhe Shao's expression was wrong: "What's wrong with picking up the money? Look at the cheap person you laugh at, no matter how you look at it, you don't look like a good person!"