Chapter 1047 can never be hard
?? Ye Fan couldn't wait to find something to plug his ears, and when he met the unreasonable Zhang Jiefang and Chu Erzhu, he was quite helpless, what else could he say?
"Let's talk first, I'll go to the bathroom. Ye Fan made an excuse and planned to smear oil on the soles of his feet and leave first.
Thirty-six plans, you must go as the best policy, and if you stay any longer, you must be stunned.
"Ye Fan, you stop, do you want to slip away?" Zhang Jiefang glared at Ye Fan and said: "You have to make a statement, you are the party concerned, if you don't take a stand, don't think about running away." ”
Chu Erzhu also looked at Ye Fan and said, "If you run away like this, you will never be able to get hard, and I curse you for not being a man." ”
Ye Fan stood up and was about to leave, stared at the two of them bitterly, and said bitterly in his heart: "How much hatred does this have, such a curse is too ruthless, you are all two old men, such words can also be said with face, do you want face? Do you still have face? I feel worthless for you." ”
Ye Fan left without looking back.
Zhang Jiefang emphasized: "Remember, you can never get up, and you leave on behalf of you making this poisonous oath." ”
Ye Fan left the box with a smile and a smile, then closed the door and entered the box of Meng Yao and Zhang Lu.
For Chu Erzhu and Zhang Jiefang, he really didn't have any mood to deal with it, so it was better not to care about anything.
He didn't say anything about the so-called unobtrusive curse, so he wouldn't care.
Who said it, it's simply mentally retarded.
Ye Fan sat next to Meng Yao, and Zhang Lu was opposite.
Meng Yao and Zhang Lu looked at Ye Fan with strange expressions.
"Why do you look at me like that?" Ye Fan was a little uncomfortable.
"Nothing. Meng Yao replied solemnly, Zhang Lu couldn't help but smile and didn't speak.
Ye Fan always felt that something was wrong, but he didn't have time to ask, Zhang Lu's question was immediately thrown over, "How was the talk?"
"Talk, how can I talk about it, it's just two shrews scolding the street, arguing with me. Ye Fan made an objective and rational evaluation.
"Why, my dad is a shrew. Zhang Lu was dissatisfied.
"That's it, how can my grandfather be a shrew. Meng Yao rolled her eyes at Ye Fan's shrewd evaluation.
"If you had heard the words of those two little old men, you would have the same opinion as I did. Ye Fan said solemnly.
"You're not allowed to say that. How could Meng Yao let Ye Fan say that his grandfather was a shrew, stretched out her slender jade hand and pinched Ye Fan's waist hard.
"Don't make a fuss, I'm serious, your grandfather, you're really like a shrew. Ye Fan pulled away Meng Yao's jade hand.
"Let you speak, let you say more. Meng Yao pinched the soft underbelly of Ye Fan's waist twice.
Ye Fanchang took two breaths of cold air and said seriously: "Although, it's not good to say this, but facts speak louder than words, your grandfather is no different from a shrew, and Zhang Lu's father is also a shrew, it's really a cover-up, you didn't see that battle, otherwise, you will definitely be disappointed." ”
"My mouth is twitching. Zhang Lu didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"You still want to be pinched by me. Meng Yao smiled bitterly.
"Don't say it, I also know that one is your grandfather and the other is your father, and it is not nice to say that shrews are good, but this is the case, so I will forget about it. Ye Fan looked at Meng Yao and Zhang Lu, and also took the initiative not to mention this stubble.
"That's pretty much it. Meng Yao and Zhang Lu smiled with satisfaction, as long as Ye Fan's mouth stopped spitting out the word shrew.
"Why did you leave, is my dad still talking to Grandpa Chu?" asked Zhang Lu.
Ye Fan avoided the reason for leaving, and said with interest: "Yes, they are still talking, in fact, it is not so much that they are talking, but rather scolding, just like two shrews scolding each other angrily." ”
"Hiss!" Ye Fan then took another breath of cold air.
Meng Yao didn't feel distressed now, and pinched the soft flesh on Ye Fan's waist with enough strength.
"You don't have a long memory. Ye Fan pouted menacingly.
"Hehe, I said it well, and I couldn't hold back for a while. Ye Fan explained bitterly.
"I think you have masochistic tendencies, and if you don't clean you up, you won't feel comfortable. Zhang Lu was disdainful.
Ye Fan also had a memory, saying that Meng Yao's grandfather and Zhang Lu's father were shrews, which was really rude, even if it was a fact, it couldn't be said.
Ye Fan said in a serious voice: "Actually, in my opinion, Grandpa Chu and Uncle Zhang are already a battle of will, on the surface under the banner of helping their juniors grab men, but in fact, Uncle Zhang and Grandpa Chu are unreasonable, they only care about which one I let them win, as long as whoever wins, they will have face to embarrass the other party, and there is no result in arguing." ”
"Robbing a man, isn't it just robbing you? You chose me in front of the two of you, Uncle Zhang will have no face, you choose Zhang Lu, my grandfather will have no face, if you go down like this, it is really difficult to do, I dare not tell the truth, I will offend the other party by agreeing to one party, it is really tricky. Meng Yao is very understanding of the analysis.
"Isn't it?" Ye Fan felt the same way, and he complained: "Meng Yao, you say, are the two of them full and have nothing to do, is it interesting to quarrel like this?"
"It's not up to us to decide whether it's interesting or not. Zhang Lu took over the conversation and said: "In the final analysis, I have to blame for this matter, if I hadn't asked you to pretend to be your boyfriend, there wouldn't have been such a thing." ”
"As a shield, this little favor still needs to be helped, but what I didn't expect is that the dignified political bigwigs, how can they be like splashing ......" Ye Fan didn't finish a word, and immediately stopped talking.
I saw that Meng Yao and Zhang Lu's eyes glared at Ye Fan in unison.
Ye Fan secretly shouted in his heart that it was so dangerous, and he almost blurted out the word shrew.
It's not that he said this intentionally, but he was really quarreled with Chu Erzhu and Zhang Jiefang, and his evaluation of the shrew was very profound, so he subconsciously said it.
"Aren't you going to my dad and Grandpa Chu's box?" Zhang Lu diverted his attention.
"If you don't go, what are you going to do, when they are not interested in arguing, they will naturally disperse. Ye Fan said.
"When does this have to go?" Zhang Lu was helpless.
"Or, you go and persuade me?" Ye Fan suggested.
"I'm not going to kill me. Zhang Lu was resolute.
Meng Yao hesitated for a moment, then looked at Ye Fan and said cautiously: "Have you forgotten the curse that my grandfather and Uncle Zhang said when you left the box? ”
Ye Fan stayed and stayed.
Then, his eyes scanned back and forth on Meng Yao and Zhang Lu's bodies several times.
"No wonder, when I first entered the box, your expressions were so weird, I just felt that something was wrong, so I didn't think much about it. ”
"It turns out that you are eavesdropping. ”
Ye Fan immediately recognized this fact.