Chapter 509 Nose Picks Nose Vertically Eyes
"Yang Guozhong is playing a trick on you. As far as I know, the Li family is already on their way to Dakou Town. was stirred up by him like this, with my second brother's temperament, eighty percent of them want to compete for a 'high and low'. ”
In the process of moving forward together, Han Lang suddenly reminded Xiao Sheng beside him. Hearing this, Xiao Daguan scratched his hair with a wry smile and said: "You reminded me last time that no matter which institution or organization wants to absorb me, let me consider it carefully and refuse as much as possible...... You're talking about Yang and Commander, right?"
After Xiao Sheng finished saying this, Han Lang asked with a look of surprise, "Did I say it, why don't I remember?"
Seeing Xiao Sheng like Han Lang, he patted his head with one hand and said, "Look at my memory, I have mixed dreams with reality." That's what you said in my dream...... Han Bureau, don't you know that in these days when you are 'indifferent' to me, I am *Si Ye Xiang, I am ......"
"Don't you think it's embarrassing to shoot like you? Don't you have the word 'disgusting' in your dictionary?"
Xiao Sheng, who heard this, turned his head and asked rhetorically after the elongated sound of 'um': "This is actually what I want to ask." You elders, you have always taken me, the 'blind' of the juniors, and you still calculate me everywhere...... Aren't you disgusting?"
After Xiao Sheng finished saying this, Han Lang, who took the cigarette from his hand, said thoughtfully: "Don't be afraid of being calculated, people are willing to calculate you, which means that you still have the value of being calculated." A mediocre talent who is useless will not be remembered. This sentence is explained in layman's terms: Calculate you, that is to look up to you. Is there something wrong with that?"
When Han Lang finished saying this, Xiao Daguan, who was originally tilting his head, was stunned for a long time before shaking his head and said, "Lao Tie, there is nothing wrong with this. I'm so honored. ”
"Don't gnash your teeth! The reason why I didn't 'stop' was because I expected you to behave. Mediocre people are afraid of seeing the light, you are like this...... Today, as long as you shine your foundation in front of my dad, his words can benefit you a lot. As for Yang Guozhong, he also 'appreciates' you and is ready to absorb you and so on, as long as you don't let go, no one dares to mess around. ”
"Seize this opportunity, and you will be very glad in the future that I 'ignored it' this time. ”
After Han Lang finished saying this, Xiao Sheng replied with a grin: "Father-in-law, thank you." ”
Hearing this, Han Lang turned his head and glared at Xiao Sheng again. Obviously, he admires the young man in front of him, but he also knows better than anyone else that the more excellent a man is, the more he can't control the girl who has lost his brain.
If you marry him, you won't be happy. But at least it will be very heartfelt......
"You first cut off the 'little sisters' outside you, and then mention the matter of 'father-in-law'. It's not that I don't give you a chance......"
"To be honest, that's why I've kept my distance from Yani. I can't ...... clean."
"You didn't even think about it! Eating from the bowl and looking at the ...... in the pot Before my private life is cleared up, if I knew that you and Yani ...... I ......"
"Understood, understood!"
Just when Xiao Sheng and Han Lang were standing in the field and 'whispering', Han Yani, who sent Mrs. Han back to Xiao's house and folded it out, trotted all the way over.
"Dad, my grandma let you over. ”
"Are you so well-behaved today, don't you call 'Old Han' anymore?" Xiao Sheng on the side quipped.
And Han Lang, who heard this, pointed to Xiao Sheng and said, "If I hadn't been able to beat you, I would have beaten you to the ground a long time ago." ”
Even Han Yani was stunned when she heard her father's words. It took a long time to react and say, "What kind of ecstasy did you pour into my dad? ”
"Girl, don't make a fuss. Your dad really thinks this from the bottom of his heart. It's just that it's too familiar, and he's too embarrassed to do it. ”
When Han Yani heard this explanation, she giggled. Then he asked: "You just let him 'hate him to the bone'?"
"How can I explain it to you? Let me tell you, the cabbage that the peasant uncle has managed to raise with great difficulty is very likely to be arched by a pig in the end. What do you think this farmer will think when he sees this pig?"
"Kill it, chop the dumplings ......" Han Yani, who was still in a 'hand split' posture, looked at Xiao Sheng with the corners of her mouth open.
The latter's eyes widened and said, "It's worthy of a father and daughter." ”
"Giggle...... Xiao Sheng, what do you mean by this...... Are you a pig?"
"Don't make a fuss, okay? Your father said you had a virtuous, dignified sister. When I say 'father-in-law,' I like quiet ......."
When Xiao Sheng finished saying this, Han Yani's expression instantly 'turned cloudy', and she lifted her left leg and kicked Xiao Sheng is side. He muttered angrily: "I like the quiet, I let you like the quiet......"
was chased and beaten by Han Yani, and then several elders who rushed to Xiao's house shook their heads with great understanding when they saw this scene.
"The girls of the Han family, none of them are fuel-efficient lamps. ”
There are so many places in Xiao's house, and there is not even a place to settle in the house. After that, most people stayed in the courtyard. Before, if it weren't for the attitude and words of Han Yani and Yang Guozhong, Han Kun might have sympathized with his father's old comrade-in-arms.
But now, because there is a feeling of resistance in it. It also made him 'pick his nose and pick his eyes' to bury the environment here.
Xiao Sheng, who had prepared a disposable cup in advance, proposed the high-grade tea that Ma Fatzi had sent before. When he diligently made tea for his uncles and uncles one by one, Han Kun, who came to the side, picked up the packaging box of tea leaves, and asked with a smile: "This box of tea leaves is several thousand, right?"
"Ah, my friend's family is the one who runs a tea house, and I sent it over a few days ago. I don't understand, so I'll take care of the second uncle at that time. ”
While saying this, Xiao Sheng handed the brewed head tea to Han Kun beside him. Whether it is from the posture or from the order, Xiao Sheng's great sincerity has been shown.
Han Kun, who took the teacup with one hand, put it on the tip of his nose and sniffed it for a few minutes, and then took a small sip and said, "Hmm...... Tea is good tea, but it's a pity to soak it like this. In fact, in today's society, so is being a person. To have a good face, you must also have a good lining. No matter how good the tea is, there is no matching tea set, which makes the tea itself lose its original 'charm'. What do you say?"
When Han Kun gave Xiao Sheng a 'lesson', the uncles and uncles who were originally standing in the courtyard stopped talking and turned their eyes to Xiao Sheng and Han Kun.
Both Han Lang and Yang Guozhong have a posture of 'ignoring it'. On the other hand, Han Yani and Ye Wei were a little out of breath. But Han Kun is an elder after all, and it is impossible for them to 'refute' in public.
"Second uncle, that's what you said!"
Xiao Sheng, who was very 'respectful', replied with a half-bowed body.
It is said that reaching out and not hitting people with smiling faces, since Xiao Sheng is so sensible, it is impossible for Han Kun to be too 'obviously targeted'. But he can continue to use the knowledge he knows to beat Xiao Sheng as an 'elder'.
Holding the disposable cup in his hand, Han Kun continued to 'show' his knowledge, or continued to 'borrow tea to beat' Xiao Sheng.
"Tea ceremony, it's a university question. Young people should settle down and learn hard. ”
After saying this, Han Kun, who pretended to pause, collected knowledge in this area, and then added: "Thirteen Yi and Seven Taboos. 'Thirteen Yi' is one for nothing, two good guests, three sitting alone, four poems, five waving Han, six wandering, seven sleeping, eight waking up, nine Qing offerings, ten fine houses, eleven hearts, twelve appreciation, thirteen scholars; ”
"Thirteen should and seven taboos, as long as you eat them thoroughly. In fact, the tea ceremony is about tea, and it is also a metaphor for people. Young people, you can't be too impetuous, and you can't be too high-profile. Just like this tea, it is a good tea if it can withstand precipitation. ”
The beating flavor of this passage is extremely strong. Rao is Han Yani, who doesn't understand anything about this, and she heard Han Kun's 'targeting'.
Just when Han Kun was 'complacent' about his use of tea to metaphorize people, Xiao Sheng, who slowly raised his head, said with a smile: "Second uncle, the tea leaves that have sunk to the bottom have either been soaked for a long time or are old tea. The former has no taste, and the latter has no feeling. I like new tea, just like this tea root on the surface of the tea, as long as I am upright, no amount of boiling water can sink me. ”
"Also, I don't like the 'Thirteen Appropriates and Thirteen Taboos'. Personally, I like Song's 'Three Points and Three No Points for Tea Tasting' to be simple and easy to understand. ”
When Xiao Sheng finished saying this, the entire Xiao family compound was in an uproar......