Chapter 7 I'm Sorry, I'm a Dead House
Where there are people, there will be rivers and lakes, and schools are no exception. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
But the good thing about school is that there is not such a strict class, and there are many ways to get status and be popular in school, such as studying well, for example, having some strange specialties, and then for example, good face, good face and good face.
Originally, in all senses, Su Jibei felt that he still had an advantage, but Su Jibei took the information of everyone in Class 5 last night, and quietly studied it all night, but he felt more and more that Class 5 was not so simple.
Class 5 is a liberal arts class, there are only more than ten boys, and the rest are young girls who are full of youth and are in the spring season.
To say that this class is recognized as the highest in appearance, it is naturally the school flower, Xue Yiyun, the deputy stationmaster of Jiangcheng Station, but it is precisely because of her good looks, good grades, good personality, and good family background, she is too perfect and close to hypocrisy, although she is popular among boys and teachers, but among the majority of girls, her popularity is mediocre and even has many complaints.
Another extreme example is Bai Sheng, nicknamed "Flying Bird Car God", the lowest appearance among the boys in the back row, obscene appearance, the bottom of the grades all the year round, and is an old driver who is keen to collect and study all kinds of ******** works, should have been shouted and beaten by everyone in the class, but on the contrary, he is very popular among girls, simply because he often provides everyone with a variety of Tanmei resources secretly for free, and he is a good driver praised by everyone.
Like many classes, Class 5 is deeply polarized.
The few students who love to study well are mainly concentrated in the front rows of the classroom, closely united around the three giants of the class Jiang Yu, Xue Yiyun of the school committee, and Liu Sui of the sports committee.
The middle section is a so-so centrist, most of them are teachers doing superficial work when they are there, the teacher is not immediately buried in his own little Jiujiu, the entertainment gossip party led by Zhu Yizhi writes a few strokes and looks at the entertainment news he just bought today, or pretends to write a paper but chats with his table about the movie and TV he just watched yesterday, Zhang Xueya and Chen Qin and a few foodie parties stand up and bow their heads and eat snacks behind the book.
These people are basically Yan Kong, and Su Jibei, who has performed many crows' beautiful men's task experience, is still more handy.
And the last few rows can be seen from the distance of up to one meter of seats in front of it, which is definitely a maverick, a thorn in the head and an exclusive area for boys with scarce resources for academic or something.
And this area is divided into a boundary - the test papers are thrown aside, those who read comics read comics, lick the figurines of the hand-made figures, and practice hand-drawing of the hand-drawn hands, this is the dead house led by Liang Shenyue, Yang Ming, and Fang Zige who are entrenched in the right corner of the classroom, and they are burdened with the label of lack of social interaction, introversion, and mental problems, and they are the most statusless group in the class.
And the one who was entrenched in the left corner of the classroom and chatting about some terrible things was the evil star of this class, headed by Gu Mu, and under his command were Cao Dechuan and Meng Zike's bad guys, their fathers were all hot in the empire and held real power, so they naturally ran rampant, especially the civilians who looked down on them the most across the table.
Xue Yiyun secretly gave Su Jibei the most difficult task, a new transfer student, like a young official who had just joined the empire, the first thing was related to his life - standing in line.
Although he had already made countless plans, as soon as he entered the classroom and saw Gu Mu's eyes, he immediately made a choice-
"Hello everyone, I'm Su Xi......"
Su Jibei's words were interrupted by the screams of the girls in the class.
"So handsome!"
"My food, my food, don't take it from me!"
"Didn't you Bichi say that Gu Mu was your dish last time!"
"Fart! When did I say that!"
"Don't make any noise!" This sentence was originally shouted by the head teacher Jiang Yu in normal times, but today it was Xue Yiyun, the gentle and hypocritical school committee member who stood up, "Look at your appearance, can you be a little reserved! Is there still a girl?"
As soon as she heard this, Zhu Yizhi was unhappy: "What, I usually pretend to be so tall, I still care about it in my heart." ”
The other girls immediately chimed in: "That's it!"
"You guys!" Xue Yiyun had been thinking about what happened last night in his mind, and he also subconsciously shouted just now, but he was immediately squeezed into speechlessness.
"Alright, don't make any noise. At the very least, the new students have to finish talking. "The head of the class, Jiang Yu, finally got up and said something, and her performance towards Xue Yiyun today was quite strange.
Jiang Yu motioned for Su Jibei to continue to introduce himself.
"Hello everyone, I'm Su Xi. I just returned home from the Principality of Amenica today.,Transferred to the 5th class of the first year of high school in the Bird School Park.,I felt very nervous before entering the door.,I thought about what this class would be like.。 But when I came in, I was relieved to see you......"
"Didn't you hear it! Didn't you hear it! People are returnees! No wonder this appearance is so high!"
"Shit! You're not an ugly guy when you return from the sea! Eighty percent of people are mixed-race! Otherwise, how can there be such a beautiful face!"
Su Jibei said: "Girl, your simplicity is like the blue of the tide, showing the depth of your truth......"
This sentence "Flying Birds" is a skill, the voice is magnetic like whispering in the ear, the body, eyes and hands are all in place, the posture is full, the noisy class is instantly quiet, these girls who are self-proclaimed as literary and artistic young women are half crispy.
"Pretending to be forced-" Gu Mu and the others in the back row snorted coldly with disdain, Xue Yiyun was stunned for a long time, and he didn't expect Su Jibei to have such professional skills.
Seeing that the girls were all nymphomaniac, Su Jibei knew that it was almost the same here, so he looked at the back row: "Just now the teacher said that there are many clubs in this school, let me choose one or a few to participate, I don't know what clubs everyone in the class joins?"
As soon as he said this, the whole class boiled again, and they introduced their own clubs one after another, asking Su Jibei to participate.
"I said Lao Liang, don't you, the president, plan to pull people to join the animation club? Yang Ming hugged his figure to watch the excitement, and when he saw that Liang Shenyue was still reading comics by himself, he couldn't help muttering.
"Pull people, pull whom, pull this current charge, pull this winner in life, I'm sick!" Liang Shenyue said without looking at it.
"Lao Liang, you can't say that, do you want to be able to recruit this newcomer to our club, you also saw it just now, are you still worried that no girl will join the club? Are you still worried that no one can play cos? You think about the last time our club went to the exhibition at the Comic Con, there was not a single girl in our club in the whole Jiangcheng! You said you could bear this? Can you bear it?" Fang Zige was so excited that he hugged Liang Shenyue.
"Old Fang, if you touch me again, you dead, I'll castrate you. Liang Shenyue pushed his glasses.
"But what you said also makes sense, we are an animation club, not an FFF group, our main responsibility is to organize activities and missions, as long as we can strengthen our own, no matter whether it is a black cat or a white cat, it is a cute cat. ”
Just when a few dead houses were still discussing, they heard Su Jibei's words like a thunderbolt in this classroom: "I'm sorry, I actually ...... It's a dead house, may I ask who of you is from the animation club?"
The class fell silent.
Then everyone turned their heads to look at the group of dead houses in the corner, and then they watched Liang Shenyue, Yang Ming, Fang Zige, Wan Tao and other people stand up one by one like whack-a-mole, looking at Su Jibei with burning eyes, as if the imperial soldiers who had been scattered for a long time in the battle but still insisted on fighting finally saw their own people.
"I am Liang Shenyue, the president of Asuka Animation Club. It's all our partners here. Liang Shenyue walked towards Su Jibei, "You...... Want to join the anime club?"
"Yes. Su Jibei's smile almost melted Liang Shenyue, "On the side of the Principality of Amenica, in addition to sports clubs, the most popular is the animation club." ”
"Really, really?" A mysterious self-confidence suddenly filled the bodies of all the dead houses - hear no, foreign animation clubs are very popular, we are not outliers!
"Ahem...... Originally...... We still need to do an assessment when we join the company...... Make a 200 two-dimensional question or something......" Liang Shenyue said nonsense seriously, "However, seeing that you have just returned from abroad, you should not be familiar with the things of the empire, so we unanimously decided!
"Thank you so much. Su Jibei laughed and shook hands with Liang Shenyue, "Please take care of me in the future!"
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say. We will all be comrades in the future!" Fang Zige also smiled and shook hands.
"Who is your comrade!You dead!" Yang Ming pushed Fang Zige away and shook hands, "We are accomplices! We are accomplices! Wait for Bai Sheng to send you some greeting gifts!"
The girls in the class watched Su Jibei shake hands with these babbling otaku, and couldn't help but sigh in unison.
"Brother Mu. This newcomer has mixed up with those otaku, should we ......" Mencius looked gloomily at the group on the right side of the classroom.
"What are you talking about! Brother Mu is broad-minded, although this surname Su is very popular, but Brother Mu is not ......" Cao Dechuan was cut off by Gu Mu before he finished speaking-
"Shut up!"
Gu Mu looked at someone's back, and the fire in his stomach became bigger and bigger.
But Xue Yiyun didn't notice that someone was watching him, and he was still looking at the young man who sent him home last night and didn't know what happened, his face was crimson, and his mind was cranky.