The courier brother stopped the little three wheels and swiped the mobile phone screen over and over again, and the words zero points were still ruthlessly displayed on it, without the slightest change. m. Lewen Mobile Network

Ming's zero score attracted all Xu Mu's attention, and he stared distressedly at the top row, which had fallen to an average score of 4.93, and at least two goods were given away in vain today!

Xu Mu was like a frosted eggplant, which immediately wilted.

[There is a party tonight, so you don't have to wait for me for dinner. The screen vibrated violently, and a message from Feng Yuan came out.

【Okay.】 Xu Mu hesitated, but he still couldn't help complaining to Feng Yuan, replied briefly, and then dragged his heavy legs onto the small three wheels. Since I don't have to go home for dinner tonight, I won't be in a hurry to go to Yuetan Street later.

Yuetan Street is an old street left over from the Ming Dynasty, with a history of almost 500 years, and the original buildings on both sides of the street have long been destroyed in the war, leaving only two stone archways. The current Yuetan Street is an antique street rebuilt on the original site, and most of the shops on both sides of the road are Shanghai specialty snacks, which are extremely popular. Four or five years ago, it was changed into a commercial pedestrian street, because of its antique and unique characteristics, and there are two genuine antique archways, which have become one of the famous tourist attractions in Shanghai.

The two stone archways in the middle of the road are the cupola-style archways of three rooms and four columns, the eaves fly the ridges, and the dougong flower wings. The stone is made of cyan tea garden stone, and the carving process is more complex and fine, and it is ingenious.

The column body, the beam fang, the bucket arch, and the finch are respectively carved with exquisite carvings in the way of relief. The ornaments on the archway are even more delicate and gorgeous, respectively carved with "Ying (Eagle) posture (pheasant) Huan (badger) hair", "Wei Feng Xianglin", "Rui Crane Xiangyun" and other patterns that praise the emperor and the peaceful and prosperous times.

Under the two pillars in the middle, there are four stone lions standing in the form of squatting on the front and back sides, the carving is delicate, simple and bold, or open the mouth to hold the ball, or close the mouth and angry eyes, the posture is full of life.

When Xu Mu took the bus to the intersection of Yuetan Street, it was exactly 4:20.

Because of the impact of zero points, Xu Mu was finally deducted a few more yuan, and his face was sad at this time, and the whole person exuded a sad atmosphere.

He didn't take a few steps towards the conspicuous Toudao archway in the middle of the street, and then he saw Shen Liang, a bald Taoist priest in a blue robe, standing on tiptoe at the door of a time-honored soup dumpling shop, staring at the steaming crab roe soup dumplings that had just come out of the oven.

In the small yellow baggage behind him, a black cat with soft fur was lying on his shoulder. A person and a cat, the expression is similar like a copy and paste.

"Shen Liang!" Xu Mu put his hand to his mouth to make a trumpet shape, overpowering the noisy voice, and waved his hand at the little Taoist.

"Brother Dao!" Shen Liang saw Xu Mu, and immediately showed a sunny smile, grabbing the burden on his chest and rushing towards Xu Mu.

The too bumpy state caused the little black cat on his shoulder to be dissatisfied, and directly slapped him on the ear and paws.

Shen Liang didn't seem to feel it, he didn't slow down at all, he ran directly to Xu Mu before stopping, and said with his eyebrows fluttering, "Brother Dao, there is still time, let's go eat that crab roe soup bun." ”

Xu Mu: ..................

What about restraining one's greed?

"It's important to get down to business first, and we'll talk about it when we're free. Xu Mu vaguely diverted the topic, touched the little Taoist's round head, and the short hair brushed his palm. The crab roe soup dumplings in that shop are not much bigger than the rice balls, but the price is 8 yuan each, which is too expensive!

"Brother Dao, you haven't explained it in detail, what the hell is going on?" Shen Liang looked at him with big round eyes.

Xu Mu told him about the situation when he encountered a puppy and a teapot asking for help, and when he was practicing the Tuna Method a few days ago, he asked Shen Liang on the side, you have to know the Shi, at least Shen Liang and their veins are not just going to catch monsters. Only when you feel that the other party is causing trouble to the world or receiving money from others, you will take the initiative to take action. Therefore, at this time, Xu Mu was not too worried that the little Taoist priest would indiscriminately arrest the puppy and the teapot monster.

"I invited Brother Dao to come, mainly to show you what kind of monster is sealed in the stone lion, if it is some kind of vicious guy, it will not be good to release it to harm ordinary people. Xu Mu told Shen Liang what he was worried about.

"The youkai who needs to use the stone lion to suppress the anger should not be an ordinary character. However, if I don't release it, I may not be able to break through the formation laid by the original Taoist priest to identify its true body. ”

"It's okay, you can try it, anyway, I'm just starting out, and the Tao is 108,000 miles away from you, and I definitely can't see what you can't see." ”

The two chatted and walked, and as soon as they reached the bottom of the first archway, a puppy, with a brown-red fur in his mouth, came out from under the belly of the stone lion with a azure teapot in his mouth.

Let's just say that these two guys must be using a trick!

Xu Mu looked at the intact Flying Pot and muttered to himself.

[Little Taoist, you are here!] The teapot lifted the lid, and the urn greeted the courier brother angrily.

Xu Mu looked at the crowd around him, and didn't dare to respond, but just touched the horn above the stone lion as if he was very interested in it.

【Roar!】The stone lion statue let out a long roar, the sound was like a bell, like thunder, and Xu Mu's jaw almost fell off. He withdrew his hand in horror and stared at the stone lion in front of him.

Rub it! Isn't this thing going to be weird too?

Xu Mu looked at Shen Liang, who was full of curiosity next to him, and the puppy who didn't react at all, and finally knew that he was alone again!

Only he heard the roar of the stone lion.

Shen Liang could feel the demonic aura, so when he saw Xu Mu's expression, he understood most of it, the stone lion in front of him must be strange.

[My seventh brother was sealed in this stone lion. The puppy scratched the huge paws of the stone lion with his paws and said lonely.

Wait, your seventh brother? Who made the voice just now, your seventh brother or the stone lion?

Xu Mu looked at the stone lion in disbelief, and tentatively touched the top of its head.

[Human, if you tease me again, I will turn my face. The stone lion roared angrily.

What, flirting with you?

Xu Mu looked at his hand on the top of the stone lion's head, "Touching your horn is called molestation?"

[My Shijia clan, touching each other's horns is regarded as courtship, you have touched my horns several times, and said that you didn't tease me?]

Xu Mu: ..................

What, those who don't know are not to blame.

Also, please courtship or something, don't use such rash movements......

Shen Liang, the black cat, and the puppy teapot next to them stood in a row, all of them stared up at Xu Mu who was talking to himself in the face of the stone lion, although they couldn't hear it, they knew that Xu Mu must have heard something.

[Seventh brother, is my seventh brother talking?] The little dog jumped anxiously onto the paw of the stone lion and raised his head to ask Xu Mu.

Xu Mu shook his head, it should be Shi Shi himself who complained just now, and the monster sealed inside basically couldn't completely coincide with its appearance.

"Do you still have a monster sealed in your body?" Xu Mu asked Shi Shi in a low voice.

[You said that guy who sleeps all day?] Shi Shi snorted, [That guy is very violent, the first few decades of ruthless tossing, almost smashed me, these decades seem to be dead, has been silent, bored sleep. 】

"It says your seventh brother is sleeping right now. Xu Mu whispered what Shi Shi said to the puppy.

[Seventh brother, I will definitely find a way to save you. The puppy said to the stone lion with a firm look.

[I'll help too.] The teapot monster lifted the lid of the pot and followed behind slowly and half-beat to make a statement.

[Stop arguing, it says it just wants to sleep now and doesn't want to come out.] Shi Shi said to Xu Mu dissatisfied.

Xu Mu: ..................

It was obviously the two under your feet who were noisy just now, not me!

The courier brother sighed helplessly, and had to translate again, "According to Shishi, your seventh brother said that it just wants to sleep now and doesn't want to come out." ”

【Don't want to come out now?So when does it plan to come out?】 The puppy blinked and looked at Xu Mu with some loss, Seventh Brother didn't want to come out?, then it and Jinsheng didn't toss in vain......

I don't know?

Xu Mu rolled his eyes, the communication was really difficult, and he had to change his hand twice every time.

Judging from this situation, they are afraid that they will come for nothing today, and even if he wants to let the other party out, the other party may not be willing to agree. This posture of vowing to sit through the bottom of the prison is really rare.

Shen Liang closed his eyes and frowned, his hands were sealed, and he was silent for a long time before he said to Xu Mu, "Shishi's demonic aura is average, and it is probably only at the level of the third level. But the one in its body should be not small, at least level ten. ”

Level ten?

Xu Mu pursed his lips, Fu Zhu is only level nine, and the master who is sealed here is actually above level ten?

"Who the hell are you?" the courier brother looked down at the brown-red fur puppy, what are you from?

[Pepper map.] The puppy tilted his head and replied, "The one locked up inside is my seventh brother. It never dreamed that Jairus would stay inside and refuse to come out, and now it doesn't know what to do.

The dragon gave birth to nine sons, each with its own advantages, the eldest son Gan, the second son Kiss, the third son Pu Lao, the fourth son Xuan, the fifth son gluttony, the sixth son of the viper, the seventh son Jianwei, the eighth son Xuanyi, and the youngest one, which is Jiaotu.

Xu Mu: ..................

You're actually a dragon?

Xu Mu and the puppy stared at each other for a long time, your whole body, the slightest bit of dragon momentum is not good!

Since the one inside is a fierce god, it is better to let it stay in it and sleep in it first, the courier brother thought silently.

The puppy hesitated around the stone lion for a long time, and bit his ear with the teapot for a long time, and finally had to say goodbye to Xu Mu and leave with the teapot in his mouth first.

Xu Mu had dinner with Shen Liang, and by the way, he asked the little Taoist priest a few questions about the stagnation of vomiting, and returned home at exactly eight o'clock.

He practiced for two hours according to Shen Liang's correct method, and just as he wanted to take a bath, he heard the sound of the door key turning, it should be Feng Yuan who came back.

Xu Mu stepped out of the bathroom and peeked out, and saw Feng Yuan leaning on the sofa with half-squinted eyes, pulling the tie around his neck with his slender fingers.

Hearing the voice, he calmly turned to the direction of the bathroom and asked Xu Mu, "Washed?"

"Not yet. Xu Mu nodded, wrinkled his nose, strange, there seemed to be a smell of wine in the room, "Brother, have you drunk?"

"I drank a little bit of two glasses, so I called the substitute driver back. Feng Yuan pulled off his tie and threw it on the sofa next to him, his eyes clear.

"Do you want something to drink to warm your stomach?" Xu Mu scratched his ears and walked over to sit on the sofa, looking at Feng Yuan's appearance, it seemed that there was nothing serious.

"I'm fine. Feng Yuan rubbed his head affectionately, and almost wrapped half of Xu Mu's body in his arms in his posture, "Why don't you seem to be happy?"

"Brother, let me tell you, I got a zero score today!" Xu Mu was bored for a long night, and now when Feng Yuan asked, he immediately turned out the lowest-scoring message in history, and hugged Feng Yuan's arm to complain, "Zero points, he actually scored zero points!"

Feng Yuan glanced at his mobile phone screen a few times, and patted Xu Mu who was leaning on him, "It's not too early, hurry up and take a shower and go to bed." ”

Xu Mu walked into the bathroom, he always felt that something was wrong, and when he took off his T-shirt halfway, he suddenly remembered, no, if he didn't take a bath in the past, Feng Yuan would never allow himself to rub on him, why didn't he react at all today?

Thinking of the smell of wine in the living room, Xu Mu was suddenly startled, rubbing, Feng Yuan can't be drunk, right?

He rushed out of the bathroom, only to find that the living room was empty, and the kitchen and master bedroom were all empty.

What about Feng Yuanren?

The author has something to say:

Small attacks are generally short, and drunk ones are even stricter

Note 1: The dragon gave birth to nine sons, and there are several theories about the specific ranking and name of the nine sons, but here is just one according to the needs of the text.

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