readx;? On Saturday afternoon, Xu Tao's N University basketball team competed with the B University basketball team for the city basketball championship. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Xu Mu, as a roommate, joined the ranks of the N cheerleading team of the city basketball hall without hesitation.

After the game ended, when he struggled to squeeze out of the surging crowd, he found that his male god was standing under the ginkgo tree at the door with one hand in his pants pocket, making a call.

Feng Yuan, who came to pick up people after overtime, was wearing a white sweater with a chickenheart collar, revealing a straight and smooth collarbone, and a pair of white slacks on his lower body.

Among the girls who came and went, many of them couldn't help but peek.

The husband said in a loud voice.

Xu Muqu knocked on the unicorn bead with his fingers, don't use it indiscriminately if you don't understand?

Although it is a little bit to put the head of the house at the door, there is a little ...... Ostentatiously.

"Okay, okay, I got it. Seeing Xu Mu, Feng Yuan immediately responded perfunctorily and hung up the phone in his hand, "Did your roommate win?"

"You have to win!" Xu Mu curled his lips with honor, he gave up half a day's business, Qian Liang gave up the afternoon tea of the goddess game, just to watch Xu Tao's game, if he didn't win, in the next three days, Xu Tao would have to be murdered by Qian Liang with stinky socks in the bed!

"Brother Wang's phone?" Listening to Feng Yuan's familiar tone with the other end of the phone just now, the courier brother guessed that there was □□ probability that it was Wang Dashao on the other end of the phone.

"Well, complain to me about his grievances. Feng Yuan shrugged his shoulders and led Xu Mu along the sidewalk to the parking lot.

"Are you alright?"

"What's the matter, their old man asked him to keep a low profile, but he felt that he was already very low-key, so," Feng Yuan pointed to his heart, "I feel wronged." ”

"Maybe he's really low-key this time, and the old man didn't see it?" Xu Mu tried to speak for Wang Letian.

"Believe me, the "low-key" in your brother Wang's eyes is definitely not the same as what others see. Feng Yuan rubbed his head, "When we were interns in our senior year, he drove a coupe worth millions to work in other design companies every day, and the watch he wore was more expensive than their manager's. The director talked to him, vaguely hoping that he would keep a low profile in this regard and avoid being discussed, do you know what your brother Wang said?"

Xu Mu: ???

Feng Yuan hooked the corners of his lips, "Wang Dashao said to others with sincerity, "I'm not low-key yet, in order to go to work, I deliberately went to buy the cheapest car and watch." ””

Xu Mu: ..................

Suddenly felt a little distressed about the supervisor who met Wang Dashao.

"It's second, it's time!" Xu Mu felt sorry for the gentleman in charge he didn't know before, and before he was three seconds old, he was attracted by the sound from the side of the road. A few steps away, a girl in pink happily shook her phone at her companion.

"What's fun, you'll be waiting to eat soil for the next two months!" the other party pushed the phone back mercilessly.

"Dongbao online shopping festival is 5% off, I can buy this coat, and I will admit it after eating soil for three months. The girl in pink put her arms around her companion and shook them affectionately.

One fold !!

Xu Mu's eyes lit up, and he quickly opened his mobile phone and searched, it turned out that Dongbao was engaged in the celebration of the sixth anniversary, and for sixty hours in a row, 10,000 products with a five-percent discount on the original price would be released every hour, and they would be killed in limited quantities.

Xu Mu's fingers couldn't help but be a little nervous.

"Clothes, shoes, and hats can be bought, but it is strictly forbidden to buy daily necessities. Feng Yuan said solemnly. He heard from a colleague about this shopping festival, last year, his colleague's wife killed five boxes of toilet paper in seconds, piled up the balcony at home, and used it for a year without using it up. We must pay attention to the lessons of the past.

Xu Mu: ..................

As soon as Feng Yuan and Xu Mu got into the car, the design institute called, the driver was answering the phone, and Xu Mu, who was sitting in the passenger seat, had to rely on his mobile phone to kill time.

The husband who was lying next to the perfume bottle flicked his tail dissatisfiedly, it was still in a hurry to go home to watch the live broadcast, if the little Taoist priest could drive, they would not be waiting here now.

The courier brother rolled his eyes helplessly, for more than two years, his daily leisure time has been maintained steadily within thirty minutes, where is the time to learn a driver's license?

On the screen, two new topics have just been swiped to the home page, and the retweets at the bottom are jubilant.

#热门话题#又到吃土季

Everyone, the Christmas horn is sounding in advance, and it's time to buy, buy, buy, buy, go crazy for three days, and eat dirt for three months, are your wallets okay?

Retweet 1: If my wallet is safe, I will not be happy;

Retweet 2: If you are well, it is a bolt from the blue;

Retweet 3: What are you afraid of when you eat soil, it's healthier to eat!

Retweet 4: I eat dirt, I'm proud!

Retweet 5: Didn't you humans eat meat before, why do you want to eat soil with me?

Retweet 6: "You humans?" So, →_→ on the right, what species are you?

Retweet 7: Right right is God, the god of neurosis!

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#热门话题#古宫回应灵异事件

Gugong: The so-called supernatural events are purely imaginary.

Retweet 1: Oops, what do I see?

Retweet 2: Who is the supernatural?

Repost: 3: Explanation is a cover-up, and what refutes rumors is true.

Retweet 4: Let's rest, Lao Tzu has lived here for more than 300 years, don't you know better?

Forward 5: Bet on a spicy strip, and the right is the stone lion at the entrance of the Forbidden City.

Repost 6: Nonsense! Lao Tzu has been blocking the sea eye here for 600 years, let alone ghosts, I haven't even seen a ghost.

Retweet 7: Don't scare me, I'm most afraid of ghosts, I finally lived in one place for five hundred years, do I have to move again?

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The painting style below has all followed the one who has gone astray for more than 300 years, and Xu Mu also happily forwarded a piece to join in the fun.

"Are you a eunuch?" Feng Yuan, who had finished the call, leaned over and took the opportunity to kiss Xu Mu's ear.

"What eunuch?" Xu Mu hurriedly covered his ears and hid away, discipline exercises, discipline exercises, husband Zhu is still there!

Feng Yuan stretched out his finger and tapped his mobile phone screen, and hung up the file with his hand, "The people who sweep the floor in the palace are eunuchs." ”

Xu Mu: ..................

Don't you know if I'm a eunuch or not!

The next day, it was drizzling, Xu Mu was rushing to the subway station after English class, and the two girls in front of him happened to be discussing the online shopping festival again.

"Hey, I've spent all my living expenses this month, and I have to eat dirt again!" the short girl lamented in her arms.

"The soil of the mangosteen forest behind the school is very delicious, I recommend you to eat there!"

The man who was just passing by the two girls heard their conversation, and suddenly turned around, "Good and decent, why are you eating soil?"

He wears a dark green biker leather jacket, oversized sunglasses that cover half of his face on rainy days, and his square chin looks very tough.

"You live on the southern side of the Pacific Ocean, is it so wide?" the short girl glanced at him strangely, and leaned closer to her little friend.

The man's forehead wrinkled and he debut folded, "I live in the north of Kunlun, not in the south of the Pacific Ocean." ”

".................." The short girl gave him a blank look, and was about to walk away quickly with his little friend, when the man grabbed her arm violently, "You haven't answered me yet, why do you want to eat soil?"

"Let me go, you're crazy!" the short girl was frightened and tried to shake off his hand, but she couldn't.

This subway station is near N University, there are a lot of N college students coming and going, short girls are called, a few passing boys immediately stop and turn men as the mainstay, "What are you doing?"

The man's face turned cold, "I just wanted to ask her something." ”

"Just ask, what are you doing?" the boys said righteously.

"I advise you to get out of the way. The man's tone was cold, and his body was violently overflowing.

Xu Mu hurriedly walked a few steps, stopped in front of a few boys and two girls, and smiled kindly at the man, "What she said about eating soil is just a metaphor for having no money to eat, not really going to eat soil." ”

"I see. The man nodded, and the evil aura around him immediately dissipated, and he was silent for a few seconds, as if thinking about something, and then turned and continued to walk forward.

Xu Mu looked at his back and breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, he didn't really provoke this big demon from Kunlun. Otherwise, on your own, you don't know if you can protect so many people behind you.

All:..................

Is this man a cave man? really just want to know what it means to eat soil?

Feng Yuan came back very late that day, and it wasn't until Xu Mu finished cultivating that the head of the family entered the house.

"Overtime or went to the Public Security Bureau?" Xu Mu opened the refrigerator, took a bottle of vitamin drink, and handed it to Feng Yuan.

Feng Yuan took the drink and drank half a bottle in one go, "Public Security Administration, Zhou Ye said that more than a dozen people have been attacked in the past two days, and the methods are the same, it looks like the same monster did it." ”

"The same youkai?"

"I looked at the information he brought, and the monster was very strange and threw those who attended the online shopping festival into a mud pit. Although no one was killed, those people were also frightened. ”

Online shopping?

Xu Mu's mind suddenly flashed the figure of the man in the dark green jacket in the afternoon, "I encountered a situation in the afternoon, which seems to be a bit similar." ”

Feng Yuan raised his eyebrows, "Similar?"

"Hmm. The courier brother nodded and recounted the situation of the afternoon, "I just don't know what its original body is." ”

"From the north of Kunlun...... Eat the soil ......" Feng Yuan's eyebrows folded slightly, lowered his eyes and pondered for three seconds, and hooked the corners of his lips clearly, "It turned out to be it!"

"Can you guess who it is?" Xu Mu looked at Feng Yuan, who was busy texting Zhou Ye.

"That's right, living in the north of Kunlun, I am afraid that it is the only one who likes to eat soil and is good at making the mire. Feng Yuan rubbed Xu Mu's head and prompted.

"Good at making mires...... Do you like to eat soil?" Xu Mu blinked in confusion, and a name suddenly popped out of his mind, "You mean Xiangliu?"

Feng Yuan nodded, "That's right, it is estimated that those people are all people who talk about eating soil, and the disaster comes from the mouth, so that Xiangliu misunderstood." ”

Xu Mu: ..................

What is the misunderstanding, do you misunderstand that everyone grabs soil with it to eat?

Half a month later, a few people from 304 were eating in the cafeteria, Qian Liang put down the plates piled up in the shape of a small hill, and slapped his wrist hard, "I said that I want to lose weight, and I will chop my hands next time I buy so much!"

Xu Mu hurriedly stopped him, "Lose weight, lose weight, don't talk nonsense." ”

God knows if there are any youkai in this world who like to eat claws!