Chapter 9 It turned out to be touching porcelain
"If you don't get a bad luck point, then naturally this person is not unlucky. ”
Showing your eyes all the time, no bad luck?
Walking well, I was bumped into, how could I not be unlucky?
And at such an age, maybe a simple fall will hurt the bones, even if it is impossible to fall to death, this represents a lot of bad luck?
Unless?
Zhang Yang couldn't help gritting his teeth and made trouble for a long time, this is touching porcelain!
looked at the old lady again, her face was full of red light, a pair of old eyes were slightly squinted, and the slits in her eyes were shining, which was clearly premeditated.
also deliberately found two cars, and the owners would naturally shirk each other.
Good strategy, old plan!
Touching porcelain, Zhang Yang's hateful behavior, he is unlucky, but he has been touched porcelain a lot over the years!
Zhang Yang held back his anger and helped the old lady to sit on a large rock.
comforted the old lady, Zhang Yang walked towards the two car owners, also just in case, if you can get bad luck points from the two car owners, it naturally proves that this is an extremely disgusting porcelain incident.
"Who are you? What do you want to do? I tell you, my boyfriend didn't even touch her. The girl cried out, looking terrified.
The boy nodded repeatedly.
The middle-aged woman on the other side sneered: "It's not you, or who, hmph, it's not honest to ride a bike, Qingqing and mine, it's no wonder if something happens, it's not who you hit it?"
There was a chuckle all around, and the students were becoming more and more open, much to the displeasure of some adults.
Zhang Yang also laughed and said, "Who am I? I'm a broom star!"
Broom star?
A burst of laughter erupted.
Who would name themselves a broom star?
"That's right, it's the unlucky broom star. Wherever something bad happens, I will be there. ”
Zhang Yang laughed secretly in his heart, laugh, the more funny he feels now, the easier it is to be scared later.
Zhang Yang pointed his finger and shouted: "For example, the two of you, who hit it, as long as I point my finger, I can find out." ”
The female student and the middle-aged woman were immediately frightened, this person is a neuropath, right?
"Hey, what are you afraid of? Let him click it, whoever doesn't let it be clicked is the perpetrator?"
Some people who eat melons are happy to see it, and they scream, and everyone laughs.
"That's it, what are you afraid of, isn't it just a click, people are neurotic, but he's also a handsome guy?"
The middle-aged woman snorted heavily, stretched out a rough palm, and looked like a coolie worker.
"Come on, come on, I didn't hit it anyway, what am I afraid of?"
Zhang Yangle thought that he needed to show his supernatural powers? I didn't expect it to be achieved so easily, and the power of the masses was really strong.
Under the attention of everyone, Zhang Yang stretched out an index finger and pointed it on the palm of the middle-aged woman.
In the system, the unlucky point grew rapidly, directly rising by more than 30 points.
Zhang Yang withdrew his palm and looked at the student.
The two glanced at each other, and also stretched out their palms, Zhang Yang clicked on it again, and gained more than forty unlucky points.
"Hey, broom star, aunt, you also ordered, little girl, little fresh meat, you also ordered, which one do you like?"
A young man shouted, causing the crowd to laugh.
Zhang Yang also smiled, pointed at the two students and said, "They didn't hit it." The two of them breathed a sigh of relief.
He turned around and pointed at the middle-aged woman: "She didn't hit it!"
The middle-aged woman also breathed a sigh of relief.
There was a boo from the crowd, and the young man who had been shouting before shouted again: "Hey, I said, you're not a monkey invited to tease, are you?
The people laughed even more, the middle-aged woman and the two students had dark faces and glared angrily, this kid was clearly playing tricks on them.
Zhang Yang stared at the young man, who was smug and triumphant.
"It wasn't the two of them who collided, that means it's another situation, it's the old lady who touched the porcelain!"
Zhang Yang shouted, and everyone fell silent.
Touching porcelain?
This is something that makes ordinary people talk about it, and no one laughs anymore, and looks at the old lady in surprise.
"I just said I didn't hit it, it turned out that the old lady touched the porcelain?" the middle-aged woman shouted.
The two students also shouted, "We didn't hit her at all." ”
The old lady's face was flustered, and she hurriedly shouted: "Young man, what are you talking about, they hit me, didn't you help me before?"
Zhang Yang no longer held back his anger, his face darkened, and he pointed at the old lady and scolded in pain.
"Old fellow, what are you pretending to be? You can fool others, you can't fool me. With so many people watching, you dare to touch porcelain, and you are specifically looking for honest people to deceive, I am very unhappy!"
"Look at that aunt, how rough her hands are. I could smell the smell of medicine on her and that she had patients at home. Look at the vegetables she bought, people are working hard to earn money to support their families. ”
"Look at those two students, their electric cars, second-hand or third-handed, their clothes, their dress, are they rich people? You also lied to such people, your fucking conscience was eaten by dogs!"
The middle-aged woman's eyes were a little red, and the two students looked at Zhang Yang's eyes with a little gratitude.
There was a quiet crowd around, they were completely confused, did they really touch porcelain?
"Hey, boy, don't talk nonsense. You're not a cop, what are you talking nonsense?"
Zhang Yang laughed and turned around, looking at the young man who was speaking, it was the young man who had teased him several times before.
"I've seen you a long time ago, to be honest, you have a little imagination with her jaw, it's your grandmother, right?"
The young man's face changed greatly: "What are you talking about, I don't know her, I am a kind citizen, I can't see you bullying the elderly." ”
The people standing next to the young people hurriedly retreated, living at the bottom of the market, they may not have a high vision, but they definitely have eyes, such people, it is better to stay away.
Zhang Yang snorted: "I told you before, I'm a broom star, you don't think so." I'll prove it to you now, you know the old saying, if you meet a broom star, you will be unlucky. ”
"What the fuck are you pretending?" the young man spat and pulled a belt from his waist, slapping it in his palm.
"Say, why are you going to be unlucky?"
Zhang Yang sneered: "Ask yourself how unlucky, this is the first time I've heard such a request." Okay, let's pump yourself a leash first. ”
"Fuck me, boy, you fuck...... Oops!"
The young man waved his leather whip and whipped it towards Zhang Yang, but he couldn't do it properly, and the belt flipped back and slapped heavily on the young man's own face, and it was a blood stain in an instant.