Episode 604: Infinite power to carry the living
"Uh, buy a ticket?" Zheng Xiyi glanced at Jessica, looked back at the ticket window and then looked at Liu Zaishi, "Aren't we here to record the show, why do we want to buy tickets?"
Liu Zaishi said: "Of course, you have to buy a ticket to enter the museum, and even if you record a show, you have to have a ticket to enter." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Zheng Xiyi touched his pocket, and then looked at Jessica, she didn't have to think about her wallet when she was dressed, so she had to look at him helplessly with his big eyes and small eyes, Zheng Xiyi had to ask: "I didn't bring any money, who still brought a wallet to the show, how did you buy your tickets, and who has the money to lend me some first?"
Liu Zaishi shook his head, pointed at Gary and said, "Gary mortgaged his clothes to buy a ticket, and Brother Shi Zhen mortgaged his mobile phone......"
Zheng Xiyi Zheng Xiyi pouted and said, "That means that if you don't have money, you have to take things as collateral, right?"
Liu Zaishi nodded vigorously, Zheng Xiyi had a T-shirt on him, he couldn't take it off, he wanted to see what Zheng Xiyi could do.
Zheng Xiyi looked at Jessica, leaned over to the window and asked, "How much is the ticket?"
"The adult ticket is 4,000 yuan, and the child ticket is 2,000 yuan. "The museum is closed, and of course it's not the conductor sitting inside, it's actually a female writer making a makeshift cameo inside, and VJ is standing behind her in charge of filming.
Zheng Xiyi turned around and pointed at Jessica and said, "We can only have a total of 4,000 yuan, right?"
Everyone burst into laughter, Liu Zaishi pointed at him and scolded with a smile: "Hahahaha, Xiyi, you are too shameless, it's okay to say that Sika is a child, what kind of child are you like a big man!"
Zheng Xiyi glanced at him and said leisurely: "Compared with my brother's age, I am a child......"
Liu Zaishi was speechless for a moment, and the others clapped their hands and laughed.
The female writer in the ticket office also covered her mouth and tried her best to hold back a laugh, and it took a long time before she gasped and said: "Crisp Song Mita, Zheng Xiyi xi, you and Jessica xi have a total of 6,000 yuan, you are an adult ticket, Jessica xi is a child ticket." ”
"Haha, sure enough, I was right, you should have bought an adult ticket!" Liu Zaishi immediately clapped his hands and laughed.
Zheng Xiyi straightened up helplessly and looked at Jessica, Jessica glanced at him arrogantly, Zheng Xiyi's eyes rolled and leaned over the window and asked: "See if you can do this, I will mortgage Jessica here, you just give me an adult ticket......"
The audience burst into laughter, except for Jessica, who was so angry that he crossed his waist and stared at the luck, everyone else laughed crookedly, Gary, Song Joong Ki, Lee Kwang-so, Song Ji-hyo was still a little reserved, turned around and bent over and laughed, Yoo Jae-seok and Ji Seok-jin, the two difficult brothers, hugged each other and laughed, haha, this kind of old fritter didn't care at all and fell directly to the ground and rolled with laughter.
The writer in the ticket office was also moved, biting his lip and forcing a smile and said: "Zheng Xiyi xi, even if you mortgage Jessica xi, there is still a difference of 2,000 yuan, it is better to mortgage you, and Jessica xi can enter." ”
When Jessica heard this, she immediately turned her anger into joy, and said loudly, "Do you hear that, Xiyi, get out of the way, let me mortgage you!"
The others continued to laugh, Zheng Xiyi ignored her, only looked at the female writer with a strange face, and asked for a long time: "Excuse me, is it a mortgage of 2,000 yuan for each member of Girls' Generation?" ”
"Uh...... Animida ...... "The female writer was suddenly embarrassed, I can't answer this, the members of Girls' Generation are only worth 2,000 won?
Zheng Xiyi wanted this answer, and immediately answered: "Oh, it turns out that only Jessica is 2,000 yuan......?
The female writer didn't dare to speak at all, she only covered her mouth and laughed, everyone else outside the ticket office was laughing and almost fainted, only Jessica was so angry that she almost fainted, if she didn't still have a little reason in her head, she would have rushed over and kicked this bastard to death!
Liu Zaishi and Chi Shizhen hooked their shoulders and bent over and laughed wildly, and finally relieved themselves, pressed their hands on their abdomen and straightened up and said: "Xiyi, you come back quickly, I will pay for the tickets for you and Sika, and if it goes on like this, our show will be boycotted by SONE." ”
After reorganizing the scene, everyone was divided into two teams according to the adult tickets and children's tickets they held, Liu Zaishi looked at the adult tickets in his hand suspiciously and asked: "What is the basis for this team today, why are these people an adult team and those are children's teams?"
Before the writer could answer, Zheng Xiyi said leisurely: "Obviously, those who are not more than 1.7 meters are children......"
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Zheng Xiyi pointed to the writers sitting under the camera and said: "I'm just telling you the truth, the standard is set by the writers, Brother Zhong Guo, you should go to the original culprit to settle accounts." ”
Kim Jong Kook looked at the writers and PDs, his face twitched twice and then retracted, and everyone laughed, this is too snobbish.
Yoo Jae-seok looked up and down at Song Joong Ki, who also got a children's ticket, and asked evilly, "Joong Ki xi, did you come today without an insoles?"
Song Joong Ki could only smile awkwardly, Zheng Hee Yi patted him on the shoulder, and raised his chin at Jessica, who was standing next to Song Joong Ki, "Joong Ki Xi, you didn't wear insoles, so it's not the worst to be assigned to the children's team, the worst thing is that someone wears high heels and is assigned to the children's team." ”
Everyone burst into laughter again, Jessica was angry with a bun face again, Liu Zaishi was worried that the sones really misunderstood, so he pretended to ask: "Xiyi, how much enmity do you have with Sika, it's not suitable to always black her, right?"
Zheng Xiyi also took the opportunity to explain: "Haha, it's okay, in fact, among the members of Girls' Generation, Sika is the one closest to me." ”
Liu Zaishi continued to do the support, and said in surprise: "Qin family, I thought that the closest one was Yun'er, she was your student, how could it be Sika who is closest to you?"
Jessica also stood up at this time to explain clearly, and said with a smile: "Although Yun'er is also very close to Xiyi, it is indeed the closest relationship between me and Xiyi, and the other members of the team call him OPPA or senior, only I have always been called by name, because we all grew up in the United States and are used to being called like this." ”
Liu Zaishi nodded and said, "Oh, so that's the case!"
The others also nodded their heads again and again in a sudden realization, which can be regarded as explaining the relationship between Zheng Xiyi and Jessica clearly, so as not to cause misunderstandings about these things in the future.
After two more sentences and shouting a few words of fighting, the opening shooting ended, and the assistants immediately ran over from behind the staff to hand wet towels and cold drinks to their artists, Liu Zaishi took the towel and wiped his sweat, looked at Jessica's back and asked uneasily: "Xiyi, you and Sika are really okay, right? Don't bully other little girls just because you are the director nim." ”
Zheng Xiyi took a big sip of ice water, and then shouted loudly Jessica: "Sika, Mianada, it's all a variety show effect just now!"
Jessica was stretching her neck to ask the assistant to help her absorb the sweat on her forehead with a cotton pad, and when she heard Zheng Xiyi's apology, she thought that this guy was teasing her again, so she waved her fist at him angrily, and also shouted: "Ah! I don't have time to pay attention to you now, and I will settle accounts with you later!"
Seeing the two people yelling at each other so casually, everyone was relieved, Zhao Xiaozhen looked at Jessica and then at Zheng Xiyi, pondered in his heart, and discussed with the writer in a low voice.
When everyone changed into the solid-color overalls provided by the program team, the official filming began, and everyone walked into the museum to accept the task, Zheng Xiyi knew for the first time that South Korea had astronauts who had been in space, and they were also female astronauts, and they couldn't help but be surprised, in a country where machismo is prevalent, the first astronaut was a woman, which is really quite unexpected.
The first task is to find the golden pig, Zheng Xiyi followed his teammates to the second floor, as soon as he came up, Liu Zaishi's mobile phone rang, it was a task prompt sent by the program team, everyone opened the museum's brochure to find places related to wind and rain, Zheng Xiyi pointed to the typhoon experience room on the first floor and said: "It should be this, isn't the typhoon just wind and rain?"
So the adult team turned around and went downstairs to follow the road sign to the typhoon experience room, and after being abused by the 30-meter-per-second wind and rain, they got the next hint, and walked out of the typhoon experience room, Zheng Xiyi wiped his face vigorously and said: "If there is a power and water outage at home in summer, you can come here, not only cool, but also take a bath by the way." ”
Liu Zaishi took off his glasses and wiped them and said, "Pabo, just find a pool, can you use it to be blown by a typhoon here?"
Zheng Xiyi looked at him, but covered his eyes and shouted: "Ah, alarm, alarm, Brother Shi took off his glasses, please close your eyes immediately, so as not to hurt your heart!"
Everyone laughed, and Liu Zaishi scolded with a smile while putting on his glasses: "Ah, you're here again, you've been playing this stalk since "The Birth of a Family", aren't you tired of it now?"
Zheng Xiyi smiled and said: "Brother, didn't you also joke about the scandal between me and Sister Xiaoli from "Birth of the Family" to "RM", I watched the first issue of "RM"!"
Liu Zaishi immediately ignored him, turned around and said to Li Guangzhu seriously: "What is the prompt, have you seen it clearly?"
Although the topic change is very blunt, this is giving Lee Kwang-so a share, and Zheng Xiyi will no longer be entangled, Song Jihyo glanced at Zheng Xiyi a few times while taking off her raincoat, she saw Liu Zai-seok being forced to change the topic for the first time, and couldn't help but secretly say in her heart: I didn't expect Zheng Xiyi's sense of artistry to be as powerful as rumored, and even Liu Zai-seok couldn't resist him a little.
Because it was summer, everyone didn't care that the overalls on their bodies were wet, so they just wiped the water on their heads and faces and set off for the next prompt. In order to reflect the tension and to match the name of "RM", everyone ran up to the second floor and went straight to the Natural History Museum with trilobite fossils.
As soon as he entered the Natural History Museum, Song Jong-ki opened his hand to block the middle of the road, and everyone else flashed to both sides and ran over, only Jung Hee-yi rushed directly in front of him, and took advantage of his kung fu that he was so frightened that he didn't know what to do, and bent down to carry Song Joong Ki up. Song Joong Ki was so frightened that he straightened his waist hard, and his upper body was at a ninety degree right angle to Zheng Xiyi's shoulders, but he didn't dare to struggle too hard, for fear of falling himself or injuring Zheng Xiyi, so he had to wave his hands in the air and shout for help.
Kim Jong Kook took Jessica to the end, and when he heard Song Joong Ki's voice, he turned his head in unison, but saw Zheng Hee Yi running over with Song Joong Ki on his shoulder, Jessica covered her mouth and burst into laughter, Kim Jong Kook stopped him angrily, "Ah! Hurry up and put our team members down!"
Zheng Xiyi stopped, but he didn't put down Song Joong Ki, and said without looking back: "Brother Shi, you hurry up to find the golden pig, and I'll drag Brother Zhong Guo." ”
Liu Zaishi's eyes lit up, now Zheng Xiyi is dragging Kim Jong Kook and Song Joong Ki alone, Jessica seems to be unable to run, and there are only Haha and Gary left in the children's team, but there are four people on his side, and the situation is very good!
Kim Jong Kook was also a little anxious when he heard this, there was a trace of panic in his eyes, Zheng Xiyi glanced at him a few times, Kim Jong Kook followed his eyes, and suddenly had a heart, left Zheng Xiyi and went straight to Liu Zaishi, Liu Zaishi was also carried on the shoulders by Kim Jong Kook before he understood what was going on......