Rongcheng.

There is a mental hospital called 'We Are All Mentally Ill' in Cangjiao Mountain on the outskirts of Cangjiao Mountain, and this name reveals a strong 2B atmosphere.

And the mentally ill people in it, too, are mostly 2Bs.

Psychiatric hospitals are divided into front and back hospitals.

Parvis.

A young man in a white coat and a cigarette in his mouth wandered casually in the corridor, carrying an electric baton in his hand.

His cheeks were slightly thin, and he looked a little delicate, but his deep eyes revealed an inappropriate maturity, especially the smile on the corner of his mouth, which was particularly evil in the flashing lights.

Pause, look up, and look at the broken lamp overhead.

"Damn, the lights are broken again, how poor the mental hospital that Lao Tzu will inherit in the future. Fang Yi rolled his eyes slightly.

"Ahh......h

There was a guy in the front hallway who was being carried in by two male nurses, constantly struggling.

"Second Boss. When the two nurses saw Fang Yi, they hurriedly greeted him.

"What second boss, call me the eldest boss. ”

The two male nurses had strange expressions and slandered in their hearts, if you are the boss, what is the one in the back?

Fang Yi glanced at the mentally retarded who had come in between the two of them.

Here, all mental illnesses are mentally retarded in Fang Yi's eyes.

"I am Erlang God, I want to go to heaven! Let go of me! I want to go to heaven to restore my life......" The male patient cried out, constantly struggling.

"Do you want to go to heaven?" Fang Yi looked at the goods.

"I'm going to heaven!"

"Okay, meet you. Fang Yi opened the electric baton and put it on the mentally retarded stomach.

As a result, the male patient struggled more happily, shook his head a few times, foamed at the mouth, rolled his eyes and fainted, and the two male nurses were watching with his teeth bared.

"Take it to Building B. Fang Yi said.

The two male nurses sighed.

This is just a small episode, Fang Yi has seen all kinds of mental illness, this is just a small wave in the calm waves.

Fang Yi walked out of the front yard with a little tune and came to the courtyard, where an old man was playing chess by himself.

"Yo, playing chess, I'll accompany you. Fang Yi leaned over.

The old man didn't raise his head, playing chess pieces, Fang Yi got used to it, and also played chess.

Suddenly, a white BMW slowly drove in, attracting Fang Yi's attention.

The car door opened, and a beautiful foot wearing a black crocodile heel stretched out, followed by beautiful legs, beautiful buttocks, and finally a woman with burgundy hair coming out of the car.

Fang Yi's eyes straightened.

The old man didn't stop playing chess.

"Old Fengtou, you go down by yourself, there is a beautiful woman here, I want to go." Fang Yi was like a pervert who hadn't seen a woman for a few years, he was extremely hungry and thirsty, and he was extremely shameless.

Joke, this is a mental hospital, women have it, but they are all mentally ill, like this superlative, I can't see one for a few years, Fang Yi has long been suffocated.

"Hey, beauty!" Fang Yi put his five fingers into his hair and combed his back back, revealing his most handsome side.

“……”

The woman was dressed in a silver OL suit, staring at Fang Yi left and right, and finally said with some uncertainty: "You are not mentally ill?"

Where did you tell that Lao Tzu was mentally ill?

"I'm the boss here!"

"Big boss?" the woman shook her head, "Not like that!"

"Come, take a closer look, look at my face, don't it look like Leonardo. Fang Yi leaned his face over.

The woman took a step back.

"I'm looking for Fang Lao. ”

"He's dead, and now I'm trying to be the principal of the two. Fang Yi said casually.

"Stinky boy, Lao Tzu is still standing here, are you cursing Lao Tzu?" came a loud shout from behind him.

Fang Yi turned his head, glanced at the old man who came over, and said, "You have half a foot in the ground, isn't it equivalent to death?" It's not that I said, when will you die, if you don't die, I won't be able to inherit this mental hospital." ”

Damn, for more than 20 years, this old man has tortured himself a lot, but a few words are not enough.

This is the norm among them.

"I won't give you death!"

"Believe it or not, Lao Tzu will not collect your body in the future. ”

"You try?"

"Try it!"

“……”

The woman was speechless as she watched from the sidelines.

Suddenly, Fang Yi turned his head and said, "Come, beauty, if you have anything to talk to me about, don't pay attention to this old man." ”

The old man silently broke a branch and walked towards this side with a fierce look.

Then, the woman saw the scene of chickens flying and dogs jumping.

Half an hour later.

Dean's Office.

"Hello Fang Lao, my surname is Ning, my name is Ning Su, this is my business card. The woman named Ning Su handed a business card to Fang Taichong.

A hand next to him quickly snatched it.

Hold it in front of your nose and sniff it gently.

"It smells so good. ”

Ning Su looked at this guy who was in the sky, and the ominous premonition that had already been born in his heart became stronger and stronger.

"That's what I recommended to Old Man Su, take him away. Fang Tai said.

The ominous premonition worked, Ning Su glanced at Fang Yi, who was still sniffing his business card, and was very entangled:

"This ......"

"If you don't take him away, I'll kneel for you here, old man. Fang Tai said.

Saying that he wanted to kneel, in fact, he didn't mean to kneel at all, Fang Yi rolled his eyes on the side.

Ning Su hurriedly helped Fang Taichong up.

"Okay, Elder Fang, don't be impulsive, I promise you. That's what she came for.

"You promise. ”

"I ...... Guarantee. ”

Fang Taichong smiled, the smile was called a brilliant one, just like a chrysanthemum.

Fang Yi watched from the side, thinking, Made, I haven't agreed yet, ask me first!

……

Fang Yi was leaving, and there were many people who came to see him off, and they lined up in rows and rows, some tilted their heads, some drooled, some were like perverts, and some were veritable perverted killers in the movie.

Passers-by took a detour.

A bunch of psychopaths, scary!

It's Ning Su, and it's also panicked when I see it.

Fang Yi looked at these kind and lovely good friends, and they were also looking at Fang Yi.

"I'm leaving!" Fang Yihao said angrily: "Don't miss me too much. ”

The crowd looked at him like a retarded person and didn't speak.

If you look at people with intellectual disabilities, you are looking at intellectual disabilities.

Fang Yi still wanted to speak, but Fang Taichong suddenly said seriously: "You go quickly, otherwise they will cry." ”

"Are you looking forward to me leaving?"

"How can you. Although you were picked up by me, I treat you like my own flesh and blood, and I can't bear you. Fang Tai said.

"Is there one?"

"Yes!" Fang Taichong said against his will.

"Okay, then I'm leaving!"

"Remember, go and serve your boss well, and be careful not to get sick and cause trouble. Fang Taichong advised.

"Old man, I'll be back when I'm free. Fang Yi spoke earnestly.

Mrs. Fang twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "The fare doesn't cost money, don't come back when you're free!"

"I'm going to bring you the most beautiful daughter-in-law back. ”

Fang Yi came to Ning Su, who was leaning against the side of the car.

"Get in the car. Ning Su went around to the driver's seat and pulled the car door, and Fang Yi also pulled the car door.

But at this moment, I saw that the rows of mentally ill people were neatly aligned under the command of Fang Taichong.

And then......

Qi Qi gestured out a middle finger.

"They ......"

Fang Yi looked up to the sky and sighed lightly: "They really can't bear me." ”

I've compared the middle finger to you, where do you see that they can't bear you!

Watch the white BMW disappear from view.

Fang Taichong's face showed a finch look: "This little cub ......"

"Finally fuck off!"

……

In the car.

"Where are we going?"

"Jincheng. ”

"You have good skin, what kind of cosmetics do you use?"

"Ashilander. ”

"Is it easy to use?"

"So-so. ”

"It's really average, not as good as my skin. ”

“……”

Not long after leaving, Ning Su had an urge to drive the car to the safety island, because there were too many words from the guy next to her, which made Ning Su more and more suspicious that she was mentally ill.

A mentally ill can really be Mr. Su's secretary?

As the general secretary of Su, she suddenly felt that the future was bleak for such a colleague in the future.

Jincheng and Rongcheng are actually not far apart, only three or four hundred kilometers away, but a round trip still makes Ning Su's face a little tired.

Loulan Building!

"It's here, get off. Ning Su said.

After getting out of the car, Ning Su took Fang Yi towards the building, but when he arrived at the gate of the company, Ning Su suddenly paused, and then turned his head to stare at Fang Yi, looking up and down.

Because, this guy is still wearing a white coat, and there is a line of words on the nameplate on his chest:

We're all mentally ill!