Episode 189: It's not scientific

ON DECEMBER 24, THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS, ZHENG XIYI GOT UP EARLY IN THE MORNING AND WENT OUT TO BUY BREAKFAST AND RUN FOR EXERCISE, BECAUSE TODAY IS THE DAY STELLA OFFICIALLY JOINED S.M.

ZHENG XIYI, WHO ORIGINALLY THOUGHT THAT STELLA WAS STILL SLEEPING IN BED, JUST WALKED TO THE DOOR WITH BREAKFAST, AND THE DOOR OPENED, AND STELLA STOOD NEATLY DRESSED IN THE ENTRANCE AND WAVED AT HIM, "MORNING, OPPA." ”

ZHENG XIYI LOOKED UP AT THE SKY, THEN AT HIS WATCH, AND FINALLY TURNED HIS HEAD TO LOOK AT STELLA AND SAID, "HEY, IS THE SUN GOING TO RISE IN THE WEST TODAY, AND OUR LITTLE LAZY PIG HAS JUST GOTTEN UP AT SEVEN O'CLOCK?"

STELLA WAS SMILING HAPPILY, BUT AFTER HEARING THIS, SHE INSTANTLY STRAIGHTENED UP, KICKED ZHENG XIYI'S SLIPPERS AWAY, AND TURNED AROUND AND WALKED BACK TO THE HOUSE.

"Yikes!"

Zheng Xiyi hurriedly bent down to pick up his slippers, entered the door with breakfast in one hand and slippers in the other, lowered his head and said while changing his shoes: "Little guy, you are becoming more and more rude, you dare to take my slippers to be angry, how can you kick the shoes used in the house outside?"

STELLA IGNORED HIM, AND SAT DOWN AT THE TABLE WITH HER EYELIDS DOWN, LOOKING AT THE TABLE AS IF A FLOWER HAD BLOOMED ON IT.

Zheng Xiyi scratched his forehead, carried breakfast into the kitchen, poured the seafood porridge that he had bought for half an hour into the bowl, and held it in front of Stella with both hands and put it down, "Come, eat breakfast, I bought your favorite seafood porridge, but I bought it in Yuan Ji after running a long way." ”

STELLA SNORTED INAUDIBLY, TURNING HER HEAD TO LOOK TO THE OTHER SIDE.

SEEING THAT SHE WAS STILL SULKING, ZHENG XIYI SHRUGGED HER SHOULDERS AND SAID NO MORE, TURNED BACK TO THE KITCHEN AND BROUGHT OUT HER BOWL, AND SAT DOWN OPPOSITE STELLA.

"Wow, it smells very fragrant, this one-hour round trip is really not a loss, and the seafood porridge is really the best only in Yuan Ji. ”

ZHENG XIYI SNIFFED HARD AND SAID LOUDLY, STELLA PURSED HER LIPS, BUT HER EYES BEGAN TO SLOWLY AIM AT THE BOWL OF SEAFOOD PORRIDGE IN FRONT OF HER.

Zheng Xiyi scooped up a spoonful of seafood porridge and blew it, gently touched it with his lips, felt that the temperature was about the same, so he carefully put a spoonful of porridge into his mouth, and then squinted his eyes and shook his head to taste it, until he swallowed all the porridge, then he made a grunt in admiration, "Tut, I found that it was more fragrant when I ate it in my mouth, and the porridge itself was also very good, I decided that the breakfast for at least three days a week in the future is Yuanji seafood porridge, it is so fragrant." ”

STELLA CONTINUED TO BE COLD, BUT THE MOVEMENT OF HER NOSE INHALING BECAME NOTICEABLY LARGER, AND HER EYES NO LONGER LOOKED IN OTHER DIRECTIONS, BUT STARED AT THE SEAFOOD PORRIDGE WITHOUT BLINKING.

Zheng Xiyi ate a few more bites, suddenly slapped his head, stood up and said loudly while walking towards the kitchen: "Oops, I forgot, the boss told me that the seafood porridge must be eaten hot, otherwise it will become more and more fishy as the temperature drops, I have to hurry up and make the seafood porridge left in the kitchen, otherwise my sister will have to beat me if it gets cold for a while." ”

STELLA INSTANTLY RAISED HIS HEAD AND LOOKED AT THE BACK OF ZHENG XIYI LEAVING, WATCHED HIM TURN INTO THE KITCHEN, AND IMMEDIATELY REACHED OUT AND PICKED UP THE SPOON, SCOOPED UP A FULL SPOONFUL OF SEAFOOD PORRIDGE AND SWALLOWED IT DIRECTLY INTO HIS MOUTH.

"Ahh......h

"Bang dang!"

Zheng Xiyi, who was leisurely leaning on the cooking table and shaking her feet, was startled and rushed out of the kitchen, only to see Stella jumping straight on the floor while fanning her hands with her mouth open, and at the same time making a sound of unknown meaning, the chair she was sitting on had fallen to the floor.

ZHENG XIYI RUSHED TO STELLA IN THREE STEPS AND TWO STEPS, GRABBED HER SHOULDERS WITH BOTH HANDS, AND ASKED ANXIOUSLY, "WHAT'S WRONG?"

STELLA LOOKED AT ZHENG XIYI WITH TEARS IN HER EYES AND GRIEVANCE, "WOTOU...... Nest...... Wotou ......"

"MO, where did you come from?"

Zheng Xiyi's second monk was puzzled, I bought seafood porridge, not stick noodles, he turned his face to look at the dining table, only to find that the spoon had fallen on the table, and a large ball of seafood porridge was spreading radially all over the table.

"Uh...... You're talking about WATER?"

STELLA WAS DYING, BUT HER TONGUE AND LIPS BURNED WITH THE SAME PAIN, AND SHE COULDN'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL, SO SHE HAD TO NOD DESPERATELY. ZHENG XIYI FINALLY UNDERSTOOD, TURNED AROUND AND RUSHED INTO THE KITCHEN TO PICK UP A GLASS OF WATER, AND RAN BACK TO STELLA AND HANDED IT OVER.

STELLA SNATCHED THE WATER CUP, DRANK IT IN ONE GULP, AND THEN REACHED OUT AND HANDED THE CUP TO ZHENG XIYI, ZHENG XIYI LOOKED AT IT, "DO YOU WANT MORE?"

STELLA NODDED, ZHENG XIYI HURRIEDLY RAN BACK TO TAKE ANOTHER CUP, STELLA DRANK ANOTHER HALF CUP IN ONE GO, AND THEN TOOK THE REMAINING HALF CUP IN HIS MOUTH, PURSED HIS LIPS AND PUFFED UP HIS BUN FACE TO LET THE WATER WASH BACK AND FORTH IN HIS MOUTH.

Zheng Xiyi saw that her expression gradually calmed down, and the tears had stopped, so he let out a long breath, "Little guy, what the hell are you doing?

THE PAIN IN STELLA'S MOUTH WAS RAPIDLY DECREASING, AND WHEN HE HEARD ZHENG XIYI'S WORDS, HE IMMEDIATELY REMEMBERED THE INITIATOR OF ALL THIS PAIN, AND HIS LITTLE EYEBROWS WERE TWISTED INTO A BALL AND GLARED AT ZHENG XIYI ANGRILY, "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Zheng Xiyi looked at her with a smile and said, "Ah, drink the water and then talk, otherwise you will choke again after a while!"

STELLA FELT A LOT MORE COMFORTABLE WITH THE WATER IN HIS MOUTH, WHERE WOULD HE DRINK THE WATER, SINCE HE COULDN'T SPEAK, THEN EXPRESS IT WITH HIS BODY MOVEMENTS, SO ZHENG XIYI JUMPED STRAIGHT ON ONE LEG WITH HIS LEFT FOOT.

"Didi...... Click!"

With the sound of the password button, as soon as the door opened, Lin Xiyin and Shen Yuanhao walked in, and as soon as they walked into the entrance, they saw this strange scene in front of them: Zheng Xiyi was jumping on one leg with his feet in his hands, and Stella was glaring angrily with a puffed bun face, but the color of his lips seemed to be a little too bright, as if he had put on bright red lipstick.

Lin Xiyin walked over while quickly changing his shoes, and said to Zheng Xiyi: "What are you two doing? Zheng Xiyi, are you bullying your sister again? Are you impatient early in the morning? Do you want to book a set meal with three meals in the morning, noon and evening?"

STELLA SAW LIN XIYIN COMING, AND NOW SHE COMPLETELY FOUND THE ORGANIZATION, AND IMMEDIATELY LOOKED AT LIN XIYIN WITH A MOURNFUL BUN FACE, HER EYES WERE RED AFTER CRYING JUST NOW, AND THE AGGRIEVED LITTLE LOOK MADE LIN XIYIN'S HEART ACHE. SHE HURRIEDLY STRETCHED OUT HER HANDS TO HOLD STELLA'S LITTLE FACE TO HELP HER WIPE AWAY THE TEARS, BUT AS SOON AS HER PALM PRESSED STELLA'S BUN FACE, STELLA IMMEDIATELY COULDN'T HELP IT, "POOF~"

"Yikes!"

Fifteen minutes later, at the dining table, the four of them sat opposite each other, STELLA and Zheng Xiyi both lowered their heads and looked honestly trained, Lin Xiyin lowered his head to look at the large water mark on his chest shirt, and then looked at the two guys who were pretending to be pitiful opposite, he was really angry.

"So, this is the whole process of Zheng Xiyi, you made Stella angry, and then deliberately tricked Stella into drinking piping hot seafood porridge, and finally caused her to spray water on me?"

Zheng Xiyi raised his head and looked at Lin Xiyin absurdly, "Wait, sister, why did you summarize it like this, and even made me feel that all this was completely my sin?"

Lin Xiyin sneered, "You mean it's not your problem to mess up the house this early in the morning, but because of STELLA?"

Zheng Xiyi was stunned, although this is the case, but ......

Zheng Xiyi squinted at STELLA sitting next to her, but saw that she was also looking at herself with squint eyes, and when she saw Zheng Xiyi looking over, she immediately looked away, her nose tilted, and her little mouth that was slightly swollen pouted, "Hmph!"

Zheng Xiyi grabbed his hair in distress, and was just about to reason with Lin Xiyin, but inadvertently glanced at Shen Yuanhao, but saw him winking at him, and the two fingers of his left index finger and middle finger stood on the table, constantly bending and standing.

Zheng Xiyi immediately understood Shen Yuanhao's code, which was to tell him not to toss and give in quickly.

"Well, I was wrong, it's all my fault, I didn't take good care of Stella and made her burn, and I got your clothes wet sister, ImSorry. ”

Although a little reluctant, Zheng Xiyi still accepted Shen Yuanhao's suggestion, and Shen Yuanhao's right hand slowly poked out a thumb from under the table, obviously praising Zheng Xiyi's knowledge.

LIN XIYIN SNORTED, AND THEN SAID TO STELLA: "ALTHOUGH XIYI IS THE MAIN CULPRIT WHO CAUSED THIS BIG PILE OF TROUBLE, STELLA YOU ALSO HAVE SOMETHING WRONG. Xiyi said that you are a little pig and love to sleep is just a joke, even if you really don't like him to call you a piggy, you shouldn't lose your temper and kick off his slippers, because Xiyi is your OPPA after all, an elder. The object of your tantrum today is Xiyi, so he won't care, and he coaxes you to serve you porridge, but if you lose your temper when you're so unhappy in the company in the future, other people won't coax you like this. Even if I don't embarrass you face-to-face because of me and Xiyi, I will say that you don't have a tutor and don't respect your elders, and if such rumors are spread, how will you stay in the company in the future? EVEN IF YOU MAKE YOUR DEBUT, YOU WILL BE ANTI BECAUSE OF SUCH RUMORS, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"

Zheng Xiyi was completely stunned, is this really Lin Xiyin? Is the big witch Lin Xiyin who talks about etiquette education on the other side really Lin Xiyin, who is never reasonable and can only use violence? This is not scientific!

STELLA LOWERED HER HEAD, WAS SILENT FOR A MOMENT, AND A MUFFLED VOICE CAME OUT, "I KNOW IT'S WRONG, ERNIE, I'M SORRY, IT'S ALL MY FAULT TODAY, I SHOULDN'T IGNORE THE ELDERS AND DISRESPECT OPPA BECAUSE OF OPPA'S TOLERANCE FOR ME." Sorry, Xiyi OPPA. ”

Zheng Xiyi's heart softened when she heard the little girl's aggrieved voice, and as soon as she reached out and touched her head, Lin Xiyin shouted: "Zheng Xiyi! It's because you always forgive her unconditionally and spoil her, that's why she is like today." If you still spoil her so much but don't teach her, I don't think you need to take her to the company to report today, just go to the airport and buy a ticket to send her back to the United States, so as not to give her a bad reputation of disrespecting her elders in the future!"

Zheng Xiyi's hand stiffened, slowly retracted it, and solemnly apologized to Lin Xiyin, "Inside, Crisp Song Hamida, sister, I will reflect on it, and I will definitely pay attention to the correct teaching of STELLA in the future." ”

Lin Xiyin glared at him coldly a few times, then stood up and walked around to Stella's side, squatted down and gently held up her little face, "Come, let Ernie help you see, where is the burn, does it still hurt?" Ouch, don't cry, today is the first day that my STELLA went to report, how can I go to the company with swollen eyes." Come with Ernie, Ernie will find some burn cream for your little lips, and by the way, give you a hot compress on your eyes, and finally put on a beautiful makeup, so that S.M's group of fools who think they are the best in the world will all look at my Stella and drool. ”

STELLA THREW HERSELF INTO LIN XIYIN'S ARMS AND CRIED, THE CORNERS OF LIN XIYIN'S MOUTH TWITCHED, AND SHE LOOKED DOWN AT THE POSITION OF STELLA POUNCE, THINKING THAT MY SHIRT TODAY HAS COMPLETELY BECOME A RAG......