Brother 618 Lin Cheng's Criticism Conference
"Stinky boy, do you still know how to come back?!" As soon as Lin Cheng entered the door, his father Lin Furong gave Lin Cheng a dismount and sounded the horn to criticize Lin Cheng. X
"Dad, look at what you said, this is my home, why don't you know to come back?!" Lin Cheng said with a hippie smile.
"You bastard, you have made other people's wives bigger, tell me yourself, what the hell is going on!" said Lin Mu Zhu Xueqin's face was frosty.
"Where does this start?" Lin Cheng pretended to be confused and refused to admit it.
"Where to start! Your sister Lin Jing told us everything you did, saying that you were messing around in Xiangjiang, and you also made the belly of a married female star bigger!" Zhu Xueqin asked angrily.
At this time, Lin Jing stood up from behind Lin Mu and grimaced at Lin Cheng.
"Lin Jing, you bastard!" Lin Cheng gritted his teeth and said.
"Ouch!"
Zhu Xueqin raised her hand, slapped Lin Cheng's arm with a "snap", and scolded angrily: "How can you talk to your Sister Lin Jing? If it weren't for your Sister Lin Jing, I would still be kept in the dark by you and the old man!"
Lin Furong also asked: "Tell me quickly, which female star has a big belly, and does she agree to have children for our Lin family?"
Compared with Lin Furong's mother Zhu Xueqin, it is easier to grasp the key points of the matter, for him, it is not important for Lin Cheng to be a big star, what matters is whether the big star is willing to give birth to the third generation of the Lin family.
"Wait for a thousand years, wait for a thousand years, wait for a thousand years, I have no regrets......"
At this moment, the opening song of "The Legend of the New White Lady" came on the TV screen, it seems that "The Legend of the New White Lady" is indeed quite popular in the mainland, even if Lin Cheng is still questioning and criticizing, Lin's father and Lin's mother's attention is still diverted a little, and their eyes are frequently looking at the TV series.
Sister Lin Xiaoxi couldn't even care about her favorite brother Lin Cheng, so she quickly ran out of the room, picked up a small bench, sat in front of the TV, stared at the TV screen with her eyes, and didn't blink.
Lin Jing looked at the TV pointedly, looked at Lin Cheng with a wicked smile, and made a gloating appearance, and the angry Lin Cheng's teeth itched.
When the matter came, it was meaningless to conceal it, Lin Cheng resigned himself to pointing to the white lady on the TV screen, and said, "She is the star I have a big belly!"
Unexpectedly, the camera flashed, and Xiaoqing appeared on the TV screen.
"It turned out to be Xiaoqing! Xiaoqing, I know, it is played by Xiangjiang actor Chen Meiqi. Oh my God! she was born in 58, only three years younger than me, you stinky boy, I'm mad!" Lin Mu, as a die-hard fan of "The Legend of the New White Lady", has done detailed homework on the actors of this show.
Lin Furong also scolded: "You bastard!"
Lin Cheng hurriedly shook his head and said, "You misunderstood, it's not her!"
Father Lin and Mother Lin hurriedly breathed a sigh of relief when they heard this, it's not Chen Meiqi, Chen Meiqi is forty years old, and he is the same generation as them, how embarrassing it would be if they met!
Then Lin Cheng said weakly: "It's the White Lady." ”
"Hah?!" Father Lin was shocked.
"White lady?!...... You ......" Mother Lin pointed to the white lady who was singing and harmonizing with Xiaoqing on the TV screen, her lips trembled, and she couldn't speak angrily.
As a die-hard fan of the White Lady, of course she knows that Zhao Yazhi, who plays the White Lady, was born in 1954 and is one year older than herself!
Like Mother Lin, Father Lin is also a fan of the White Lady, and the gentle kindness of the White Lady is very much in line with his beautiful fantasy of Chinese women.
But he never expected that his idol would be enlarged by his son, which was tantamount to a bolt from the blue for him.
"Bastard, bastard......" Father Lin was speechless, and his mouth could only repeat this sentence back and forth.
"I said stinky boy, are you looking for a daughter-in-law or a sister for me, Zhao Yazhi is a year older than me, are you going to be angry with me before you are willing?!" Mother Lin angrily accused.
"Hehe, where do you dare?" Lin Cheng sneered.
"Stinky boy!"
"Bastard!"
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Finally, after a violent storm, Father Lin and Mother Lin regained their composure and asked the question they were most concerned about now: "What's the matter with you and Zhao Yazhi? Did she promise to have children for our old Lin family?"
Lin Cheng said honestly: "One night last month, Zhao Yazhi witnessed her husband cheating on other women, and in anger, she asked me to do that to get revenge on his husband, but I didn't expect to call me a few days ago to tell me that she had a ......."
"Wait!" Lin Furong interrupted: "She is a person with a husband, how can you be sure that the child in her belly is yours?"
Lin Cheng replied: "His husband is over fifty years old and has already undergone birth control surgery, so it is impossible to have children. Except for her husband, Zhao Yazhi has only had a relationship with me. ”
Zhu Xueqin said: "This is just her one-sided statement, which is not credible, and it is still necessary to do scientific DNA testing to be reassuring." ”
Lin Furong nodded and said: "It's about the first and third generations of our old Lin family, don't be sloppy, if our old Lin family helps others raise children, then it's a lot of fun." ”
At this time, Lin Jing interjected: "For a woman as old as Zhao Yazhi, our doctors usually do amniocentesis tests for her, and the best time to do amniocentesis is between 16-20 weeks, and we can do DNA tests by the way when we do amniocentesis, so that we can determine whether the child in her belly is our Lin family's species." ”
Lin Furong hurriedly said: "Then where is Zhao Yazhi? Will she agree to do the test?"
Lin Cheng replied: "Because she is a public figure, it is not suitable for her to get pregnant in Xiangjiang or the mainland, so I arranged for her to go to the United States." ”
Lin Furong said: "I think so, Lin Jing, you go to the United States to take care of her, and by the way, give her a DNA test." Otherwise, she is alone in the United States and pregnant with the child of our Lao Lin family, how can I rest assured?!"
Lin Jing hurriedly responded: "Okay uncle, I'll book a plane ticket early tomorrow morning." ”
Zhu Xueqin also said: "Xiaojing, you go to explore the road first, and after I finish the supermarket in a few days, Chengzai, you can help me arrange it, and I will also go to the United States." ”
Lin Cheng didn't dare not agree at this time, and nodded again and again, but Zhao Yazhi begged for a lot of blessings, and the old daughter-in-law had to see her in-laws eventually.
Lin Furong then asked: "Zhao Yazhi promised to go to the United States, so she promised to have children for our old Lin family?"
Lin Cheng nodded and said: "Our old Lin family is such a rich family, how dare she not agree?! And her husband is not a good thing, I grabbed her husband's handle and gave him another sum of money, and the two divorced." And I also asked him to immigrate, and Zhao Yazhi will not have anything to do with him in the future. ”
"Your father and son are not good things!" said Lin Mu suddenly.
"Hey, old woman, how do you talk?" Lin Furong lay innocently on the gun, angry and angry.
Because of Mother Lin's words, Father Lin and Mother Lin started a daily little noise again, and Lin Cheng took the opportunity to get out and quickly slipped back to his room.
"Damn! Lin Jing, a long-tongued bastard, almost killed Lao Tzu, see how I clean you up in the future!" remembered Lin Jing, the initiator of his miserable criticism,