Body 26 sings about conquest

"Hahaha..."

"You laughed embarrassedly, and he said that you can shake the dice into powder through the dice tube, how is that possible? Shangguan Yunyan's face was gloomy, and his big eyes were wide and round.

"What kind of deception, I'm really kung fu!"

"It's really kung fu, you think you're acting in Jin Yong's martial arts TV series!

"I don't have internal strength, but I have staying power!"

"Staying power?" Shangguan Yunyan asked, thinking, what does this mean, does it have anything to do with crushing dice?

This kind of joke about staying power may only be understood by a rotten girl like Tang Feifei.

Shangguan Yunyan, it's still very simple!

Shen Jiahao didn't explain the meaning of staying power, it was impossible to tell her that staying power was just a little yellow joke he made!

"Actually, I'm not just going to crush the dice in the air!" Shen Jiahao said to open the topic.

"And what else would you do?"

"Painting, singing or something!" Shen Jiahao said with a smile.

"What do you draw?"

"Body art! I have time that day, do you want me to draw a picture for you!" Shen Jiahao looked at Shangguan Yunyan's face and smiled evilly.

Shen Jiahao's evil smile made Shangguan Yunyan unconsciously think of the picture of the heroine being painted naked by the male protagonist in the movie just now!

Such a shameful thing, if it were her, she would definitely not agree!

"I think you, it's better to sing!" Shangguan Yunyan said with a blushing and embarrassed face.

The south wind blew coolly

The nightingale cried softly

The flowers under the moon are all in a dream

Only that night incense

Fragrant

I love the night

I love this nightingale to sing

I love the flower-like dream even more

Embracing the nightshade

……

Shen Jiahao sang when he rapped, and his singing voice was also unusually good.

A light and beautiful evening fragrance of Sister Deng, accompanied by his clean and magnetic voice, is eloquent.

It was midsummer, and Shangguan Yunyan felt as if there was really a breeze coming all over his body, accompanied by night incense, accompanied by the nightingale's cry.

She looked up at the vast starry sky, a meteor crossed by, she quickly put her hands together, put them on her chest, closed her eyes, and made a wish: God, hurry up and let me find that little boy!

She opened her eyes and just looked at Shen Jiahao's handsome face, smiling at her.

The heart said: "It would be nice if he were him!"

"What did you just wish?"

"You have to take care of it!"

"Heh, can I manage it?"

"Why are you so gossipy, you have to inquire about even the wishes made by women!" Shangguan Yunyan teased.

"......" Shen Jiahao spread his hands speechlessly and said, "I'll just ask, and I don't really want you to say it!"

"That's not going to work either!"

"Okay, if you say no, you can't, I won't inquire again in the future!"

"The beauty you think, how can there be a future!"

"Hahaha..."

"What are you laughing at, don't laugh. Shangguan Yunyan held back a smile.

"It's okay to laugh, you're too domineering!" Shen Jiahao said innocently.

"I'm just so domineering, I can't do it!" Shangguan Yunyan suddenly turned around and said.

But he just collided with Shen Jiahao face to face.

Shangguan Yunyan is already tall, and he is wearing high heels, which is not much different from Shen Jiahao's height.

They, forehead to forehead, chest to chest, only their mouths did not match.

But both of them forgot to cry out in pain.

When I looked up, I stared at each other again.

The atmosphere was a little weird.

Shen Jiahao immediately secreted strong hormones, his heart beat faster, and he felt like his first love wanted to kiss.

He looked at Shangguan Yunyan with bright big eyes, and he gurgled for a while!

And Shangguan Yunyan looked at Shen Jiahao's peach blossom eyes, but he was flustered!

What should he do? He wouldn't want to kiss her.

No, her first kiss is to keep her future husband!

But she couldn't seem to avoid it.

Because Shen Jiahao was kissing her sideways.

What to do? I'm so nervous!

In the nick of time, her cell phone rang.

She hurriedly put her hand on her mouth.

Shen Jiahao opened his eyes and found that the kiss was in Shangguan Yunyan's palm, feeling a little embarrassed.

It's still slippery though.

Shangguan Yunyan picked up his mobile phone and walked away, that is, yes, yes, I will go home immediately.

The call was from her mother, today is Yunyan's birthday, let her go home quickly, the whole family is waiting for her!

If Shen Jiahao knew that today was Yunyan's birthday, he didn't know how to feel.

"I'm going home, thank you today, I'm very happy, do you have time this Saturday? ”

"Thank you, I'm also happy to walk with you, I have time on Saturday!"

"Okay, then, you can use WeChat to make an appointment! I'm leaving!"

"Bye-bye!"

"Bye-bye!"

Saying that, Shangguan Yunyan walked outside the park, but she didn't take a few steps, but suddenly ran back.

"By the way, I forgot to ask, what's your name?" Shangguan Yunyan asked.

"Shen Jiahao!"

"What's your name?"

"Shen Jiahao, Shen of the Shen family, Shen family's home, the pride of the local tyrant!

"Shen Jiahao has a little tyrant!" Shangguan Yunyan hurriedly said.

"How do you know!" Shen Jiahao asked with a smile.

"Do you live in Shenjia Village, Pingxiang Township, Yanjing?"

"How do you know!"

At this moment, Shangguan Yunyan was stunned!

Oh my God, this guy is really that little villain!

Her heart had exploded, and she didn't think that the wish she had just made would now come true.

The man she had been looking for for twenty years was standing in front of her alive at this moment!

Shangguan Yunyan carefully looked at Shen Jiahao's face, fortunately he was not disabled, he was still as handsome as he was a child!

Be reserved! or you'll scare him away!

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

Shen Jiahao was stared at by Shangguan Yunyan all the time, feeling weird, even if I look good-looking, girl, don't look at me like a monkey, it's really rare!

Shangguan Yunyan forcibly endured the joy in his heart and said, "I want you to take care of it!"

Then she strode forward, and said loudly as she walked: "My name is Shangguan Yunyan, the Yunyan of the clouds, the meaning of the clouds and smoke is that you are my Yunyan's person!"

Leaving Shen Jiahao stunned for a while!

What does that mean?

Nima, how can this sound so familiar, and how can there be a creepy feeling!

Whatever, Shen Jiahao didn't think much about it, since Shangguan Yunyan had already left, he also planned to go home.

He walked, walked, and walked to the woods in the park.

Suddenly, eight or nine young men came out of the woods.

lined up in front of Shen Jiahao!

These young men are all wearing red, yellow, blue, green and white, very exaggerated hairstyles, wearing torn jeans, and big studs, and they look like a group of gangsters who are not doing their jobs.

At first glance, Shen Jiahao thought that he had encountered a robbery!

But he soon found out that the thug wasn't trying to rob.

Because in the middle of this group of thugs stood a young man in a suit and leather shoes, with a good demeanor!

This young man is Chen Haomin, who was rejected for his confession in the afternoon!

"Even Lao Tzu's women dare to rob it! I like to sing and pick up girls, right, Lao Tzu, I want you to sing and conquer today!"

"Give it all to me, abolish him, you can choose the girl in the Dynasty nightclub tonight!"

As soon as Chen Haomin beckoned, the eight thugs rushed up, holding iron rods towards Shen Jiahao.

But Chen Haomin turned around, took out a pack of cigarettes from his jacket pocket, and took out one.

At the same time, Chen Haomin's back immediately sounded a terrible howl.

Listening to this terrible scream, Chen Haomin looked dark, because he subconsciously thought that this howl was made by Shen Jiahao.

His heart was even more immersed in the imagination of Shen Jiahao kneeling in front of him and singing about conquest!

Thinking of this, Chen Haomin's face was full of excitement!

He pulled a lighter out of his trouser pocket and lit it.

wanted to wait for the red-haired and them to get together when they were almost done, and then he would make another move and completely conquer Shen Jiahao spiritually.

Isn't that cool!

It's just that at this time, he lit a cigarette but never lit it.

Because every time his lighter is turned on, it will be blown out by the wind that protrudes from behind.

Once, twice... Seven times!

Seven times in a row, Chen Haomin suddenly became angry.

He thought it must be that idiot teasing him.

When his temper came up, Chen Haomin turned around and scolded: "Ma's, that stupid..."

Before he could scold the words, he happened to meet Shen Jiahao looking at him with a smile on his face.

Then, he was stunned.

He opened his mouth wide and didn't close it, and the cigarette from his mouth stuck to his lower lip because of the long bite time and didn't fall off.

The appearance of the whole person is a word decay!

Because he saw that the eight gangsters he brought were already lying behind Shen Jiahao, wailing!

These thugs either had broken hands or legs, and a few of them even broke their bones and punctured their skin, and the bones ran out of the skin.

The picture is terrifying!

"Impossible!" Chen Haomin said in horror, his face full of disbelief.

"Impossible?ha, aren't you surprised that it's not me but them lying on the ground!" Shen Jiahao said with a smile, and his smile was also very kind.

"En!" Chen Haomin nodded subconsciously.

He was very panicked and afraid, although Shen Jiahao's face was very kind, but just now he instructed those eight gangsters to get together with Shen Jiahao, will Shen Jiahao let him go now?

Just as he was thinking, Shen Jiahao reached out and pulled the cigarette off his mouth, which was still on the ground.

Shen Jiahao's face also became gloomy.

"What do you want to do?" Glancing at the thugs who were beaten miserably, Chen Haomin's entire body was shaking.

"What do you say?" said Shen Jiahao lightly.

"Don't hit me, I'll give you money!" Chen Haomin took out a wallet from his pocket and handed it to Shen Jiahao tremblingly.

Shen Jiahao looked at his wallet, shook his head, and then reached out and hit Chen Haomin's left cheek!

"Don't beat me, if you're too little, I'll let my mother call you now, you can do as much as you want!" Chen Haomin knelt on the ground and said fearfully.

Shen Jiahao shook his head, stretched out his hand and was about to call Chen Haomin again.

Seeing that Shen Jiahao didn't want money at all, Chen Haomin was completely frightened, knelt on the ground and kowtowed to Shen Jiahao, and said:

"Grandpa, don't hit me!"

A stream of yellow liquid flowed out of Chen Haomin's crotch.

Shen Jiahao is also blinded, there are really people in this world who are so afraid of death!

"Look at your cowardice! Weren't you very dragged just now, why are you a grandson now!" Shen Jiahao said speechlessly.

"Grandpa, I was wrong..."Chen Haomin kept kowtowing, not daring to raise his head.

"Alright, don't kowtow, put your head up!"

Chen Haomin raised his head, but he didn't dare to open his eyes.

"you Made, you coward, open your eyes!"

Chen Haomin obediently opened his eyes, and the whole person looked like a little suffered!

Damn, just like you, I'm embarrassed to chase the clouds!

"Please, don't hit me!" Chen Haomin pleaded.

"Okay, don't beat you, don't beat you!" Shen Jiahao said: "It's okay if Lao Tzu doesn't beat you, sing a song to Lao Tzu!"

"Sing what?"

", what do you say?"

"I was conquered by you like this, I was conquered by you like this, I cut off and retreated..."Chen Haomin immediately sang!

"Nima's, I haven't eaten at night, be louder!"

"I was conquered by you like this, I was conquered by you like this..."Chen Haomin sang with a loud voice.

"Look at the camera, okay, sing..."Shen Jiahao said holding up his mobile phone to record it.

"Grandpa, don't record a video!"

"you, let you sing it, you can sing it, believe it or not, I'll slap you to death!"

"Conquered by you like this, conquered by you like this..."

When the recording was almost over, Shen Jiahao put away his mobile phone.

"You stay away from your sister Yunyan in the future, he is my woman, do you hear?"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"Otherwise, Lao Tzu will put this video on the Internet and make you a generation of Internet celebrities!"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"Also, don't call me Grandpa Lao Tzu in the future, Lao Tzu doesn't have a grandson like you!"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

Conquer you like this, conquer you like this...

Shen Jiahao sang a little song and walked on the way home.

And after Chen Haomin left, he was angry, almost perverted, and stepped on the balls of the gangsters who were lying on the ground and couldn't get up.

"You bunch of waste, it's such a shame to Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu wants to trample on all your eggs!"