Chapter 154: The Drink Legion of Tragedy
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No. 64 Qingping Lane is the location of the Shanghai Branch of the Public Security Administration, and due to its complicated affairs, it is only open to the public for two days a week. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
The adult in charge of the reception wears glasses, has long red hair, and always has a gentle smile on his handsome face, which makes the youkai can't help but yearn for it.
Not only Lord Zhou Ye, but also the three-inch-tall Jade Lingling who sat on his desk to help distribute the information also had delicate eyebrows and eyes, and Jade Snow was cute.
The little demons who go to handle temporary residence permits and apply for various affairs always talk about the excellence of Lord Zhou and the cuteness of the jade spirit.
On this day, a magpie demon came to change the eighth-level temporary residence permit, and Yu Lingling ran around on the wide table as usual, helping Zhou Ye distribute the forms.
It was a thousand-year-old magpie demon, and its original body was an ordinary magpie bird, with a white belly and black wings, and five blue-green tail feathers on its tail, which was the most common kind of magpie appearance in the treetops. Its humanoid appearance is also too ordinary, its facial features are plain and featureless, and it belongs to the kind that you can't find if you fall into a pile of people. In the eyes of the demon clan, which is known for its beautiful colors, it looks even more and more cold.
When it was a small magpie that was not yet full-term, it was dropped from the nest by a raccoon cat, and was fortunate to be rescued by the fairy.
With this half wisp of immortal qi, the magpie bird has cultivated for thousands of years, and finally became an eighth-level monster.
After changing the temporary residence permit at the Public Security Bureau, it peeked at Zhou Ye behind the desk, and saw that he seemed to be in a good mood, so he cautiously asked, "My lord, I am already level eight, can I live in Qingping Lane?"
Qingping Lane, where big demons gather, in the eyes of monsters, is almost the upper class society with fragrant sideburns in the eyes of human beings. There are seven or eight thousand descendants to take care of the magpie demon, and I think this is a good place to find a backer.
"Of course you can, but you have to find a demon who is willing to sell the mansion, or someone who is willing to hire you to work. Zhou Ye handed his new information to Yu Lingling for filing, raised his hand to support his glasses, and saw that it had a docile temperament, so he reminded again. "Qingping Lane prohibits killing and injuring humans, but it is not forbidden to bully little demons, so remember to stay away from those fierce demons. β
The little magpie demon silently calculated his savings for more than a thousand years, and estimated that even if a big demon was willing to sell the house, he would definitely not be able to afford it, so he could only settle for the next best thing and find an employer. It hurriedly bent down and bowed to Zhou Ye, "Master Xie pointed." β
"Qi Qi, what are you looking at?" Zhou Ye poked and poked the jade spirit who stood in front of the file shelf with the information in his arms, looking at the back of the magpie demon in a daze.
Kai Qi shook his head obediently, it just thought it was lucky. The eighth-level monster is still not easy to enter Qingping Lane, it is a second-level demon, what a chance, it can live here in a grand manner.
Two years later, it had cultivated a humanoid spirit, but it was still not good at words. Although I have been working hard to learn the human language, unfortunately, so far I have achieved little success. Most of the time, it's not as convenient as body language.
The name Qi Qi was actually given by Feng Yuan.
Originally, Yu Lingling wanted Zhao Yan or Xu Mu to help him choose a name, but those two were named waste firewood, Zhao Yan was too lazy to use his brain, so he said that he would call Zhao San directly, and begged Xu Mu to go there, the courier brother scratched his head, thinking that Fu Zhu's drink army was extremely short of people, and according to the color, he decided to call it yogurt.
The little guy is also good-natured, and thinks both names are good.
In the end, Zhou Ye couldn't stand it, so he helped it beg to his boss. Calling yogurt or something in front of the little demons who come to handle affairs is too much like a psychopath!
Because it was hung on a tree with the prayer of the maid at the beginning, Feng Yuan took the right half of the character and added the wooden character next to it, and gave it the name "ζ₯ͺprayer".
Xu Mu and Zhao Yan still insisted on calling Bai Yuqian Yogurt or Zhao San, and most people, including the Public Security Administration, called it Qiqi.
Of course, in the eyes of the husband, although the yogurt is not delivered, but he works for the master, and he is naturally a member of his own beverage army.
The magpie demon was called Purple Feather, and he really found an errand and stayed at the snuffbox shop at No. 62 next door.
Zi Yu, who had cultivated to the eighth level and successfully lived in Qingping Lane, felt that he was about to marry Bai Fumei and walk to the peak of demon life, and his mood was so high that he could fly at any time.
It is lively and active by nature, not only knows eight common demon words, but also is an idle one, whenever it rests, it will look at the time when the adults are not there to come to chat with Qiqi.
For example, when Mu Mutang's double-scaled puff came to order a crystal snuff bottle, he quarreled for half an hour, for example, I heard that the owner of the calligraphy and painting shop used to carry a knife for others in front of the horse, for example, his boss likes to his little finger when he calls, for example, what kind of tea does Lord Zhou Ye like to drink? What time does Lord Narukawa go to bed?
In short, while gossiping enthusiastically, it told the gossip it heard to Qi Qi, and at the same time inquired about the gossip of adults by the way, trying to get familiar with everything around it in the fastest time.
"By the way, Wanli Pavilion is in the express delivery business, right, how about their boss? In the past two days, I have been recruiting part-time couriers, do you want to apply for an appointment, my one hundred and seventy-two generations of grandchildren have been making a noise recently and want to buy a drinking jug made of crystal. During the daily gossip time, Zi Yu sat at the door and chatted with Qi Qi, pointing to the handwritten recruitment poster hanging at the door of Wanli Pavilion. Although none of the seven or eight thousand descendants of the family were born to it, it did not prevent it from loving its descendants in the slightest.
Kai Qi nodded, it's good.
On the roof, the little white cat basking in the sun lazily moved its ears, applying for a courier?
"Tut-tut, look, the two who entered the Wanli Pavilion look really bad for the country and the people," Seeing Xu Mu and Feng Yuan who stepped into the opposite side at this moment, the magpie demon sighed loudly.
Kaji: ..................
That's the little Taoist priest and his own head boss!
"Xiao Qi, do you know what their original form is?" Purple Feather turned to ask it.
"People!" said he tried to pronounce the sound more clearly in human language.
"People?" the magpie demon's ordinary facial features formed a surprised expression, and then he lowered his shoulders regretfully, "It's a pity." β
Why is it a pity to be good-looking?
"You don't understand this!" I haven't lived in vain in the human world for more than a thousand years, listening to gossip in eight languages, the magpie demon explained with a kind of appearance that is accustomed to the vicissitudes of life in the world, "People like me who look more cautious, and their general personalities are better, and people like them who look like they are not serious monsters or people at first glance." β
Not serious?
Qi Qi tilted his head in confusion, the little Taoist priest and his own **oss are obviously quite serious!
"If I want to be a colleague in the future, I'm afraid I'll be bullied by them. Looking at the courier brother sitting at the counter opposite, the magpie demon said worriedly.
Kai Qi shook his head vigorously, "No." β
The little Taoist priest is very gentle with monsters, and he doesn't want that person to worry about the sky.
The husband on the eaves flicked his tail, boy, dare to speak ill of the master, you are doomed!
The magpie demon hesitated for a long time, but still went to Wanli Pavilion to apply for a part-time courier. Because the remuneration for the part-time job is actually about the same as its current salary, it can not only buy crystal drinking jugs for one hundred and seventy-two generations of grandchildren, but also buy hundreds of catties of organic millet in the demon world.
"Hello, I'm here to apply for a part-time courier, please call the boss. The magpie demon knocked on the counter, avoiding the small stone beast with horizontal eyebrows and staring at him, and tried to show a polite smile to Xu Mu who was sitting at the counter.
"Apply?" Xu Mu, who was burying his head in sorting out the express order, raised his head, "Do you have a temporary residence permit in the human world?"
"Yes, I've always lived in the human world. The magpie demon cooperated with Xu Mu and showed the ninth-level temporary residence card on his wrist, and at the same time secretly complained in his heart, it was really a difficult colleague.
"Then you should be the route of the human world. "A ninth-level youkai, delivery is more than enough. Xu Mu nodded with satisfaction, and took out a pale green registration form from the counter, "Fill in the personal information first, because it is a part-time job, the salary is paid on a per-time basis, and the salary can be selected as a human realm currency or a demon coin." β
"Don't you need an interview with the boss?" the magpie demon looked at the registration form in his hand in surprise, this form ...... It seems to be a bit similar to the registration form of the Public Security Bureau that I filled out a few days ago?
Of course, the magpie demon didn't know that the registration form was originally copied by Xu Mu after the form of the Public Security Bureau, after all, most of the people who came to apply were monsters.
The courier brother remembered that he hadn't introduced himself yet, "Hello, my name is Xu Mu, and I am responsible for the affairs of Wanli Pavilion." β
Magpie: ..................
So you're the boss?
A palm-sized white kitten came in from outside the door and landed on the counter like a ball of marshmallows. Critically glanced at the magpie demon,
Feeling the coercion on the kitten, the magpie demon unconsciously dodged to the side.
"It asks if you like to drink Sprite?" Xu Mu kindly translated for the magpie demon.
The magpie demon hurriedly shook his head, in fact, it understood, "I only like to drink sesame paste." β
Fu Zhu stopped the magpie demon who was retreating outside the store, exuding the coercion of a ninth-level monster, boy, since you came in, don't think about going out.
"It says you are welcome to join Wanli Pavilion, and it will cover you in the future. Xu Mu's tactful translation.
Two Fighting Magpies: ..................
Can I refuse?
That night, the magpie demon wanted to cry and shook Bai Yuzhen without tears, "Xiao Qi, why don't you tell me, that guy is the boss of Wanli Pavilion! Also, I'm most afraid of cats!"
Kaki blinked and kindly explained, "Sprite...... Not a cat. β
Fu Zhu stood outside the window and pulled the window with his paws.
The magpie demon immediately froze in place as if someone had pressed the mute button.
Fu Zhu continued to pull the window.
"Sesame paste, the husband called you. Passing by Narukawa "kindly" brought a message to the magpie demon.
Sesame paste?Qi Qi turned her head happily to look at Ziyu, and as soon as she was in a hurry, it burst out with demonic words.
Magpie: ..................
Sesame paste is not a drink is good!
Two seconds later, the magpie demon silently let go of Bai Yuqi, and the strong man walked out like a broken wrist.
Fu Zhu kicked the package on the ground, signaling the newly collected magpie demon brother to follow him. Boy, I'm going to train you well!
The magpie demon resigned itself to picking up the package.
A year later, a few new part-time couriers in the Wanli Pavilion sat in the backyard and chatted while distributing goods.
"Big brother sesame paste is so powerful, I've already sent seven orders this week. It should be the most powerful in our Wanli Pavilion!"
"That's the boss of our beverage legion, Sprite, is well trained, in terms of power, of course Sprite is good!" said Fruit Orange unconvinced.
Coconut Milk rolled her eyes to the sky, "Is the boss boss in the store a little Taoist, and the one who pays the salary is the boss." β
"No, no, our biggest boss is not in the store, but in the Three Realms Public Security Administration across the door. Coke, who has been ordering for two weeks, shook his head, it is a sheep demon, usually smiling, but now his face is unfathomable.
"Ah, why is the most **oss in our store in the Public Security Bureau?" Iced Tea asked his predecessor Cola Jun strangely.
"I don't know about this, but I heard Sprite and the little Taoist call him the master. Cola said solemnly.
"Is that the guy who looks so intriguing?" said Fruit Orange curiously.
"He's amazing, he looks like a little white face. Coconut water answered.
The magpie demon across the door looked at the husband standing beside him, and couldn't help but feel deep sympathy for the future plight of the oranges and coconut water in the courtyard. As Feng Yuan's brainless fan, Fu Zhu will not let go of anyone who "slanders" or "suspects of slandering" Feng Yuan, and what happened to him in the past year is the most profound proof!
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