Text Chapter 029 Sent to the door to find abuse
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I squeezed into the bus again, and when I arrived at the gate of the University of Political Science and Law, it was just close to 12 o'clock, and after I entered the gate, I walked directly to the police department where Nana was, and stood at the door of the classroom and waited. I laughed dryly, waved my hand to her, and she seemed to recognize me, handed the information in her hand to a female classmate next to me, and ran towards me quickly. I opened my arms and made a gesture to hug, she ran to a meter in front of me, but suddenly stopped, called "Brother Yue", and lowered her head with a red face.
I walked a few steps awkwardly, put my hands on her shoulders, and said, "Let me see, I haven't seen her for a few months, what has changed in Sister Nana." Well, it seems that I have become shy, and I have become less courageous, more like a lady; Well, I can't see it, I have to hug it to know. ”
"Bah, you little rascal, you are so hard to change your nature. ”
Nana brushed the hair from her ear and continued, "Tell me, why do you have time to come to see me today?
"Wrong, I don't have time, I don't have a conscience, I'm a hooligan and a ruffian liar, where do I get those precious things? I'm sleepwalking now, it seems, it seems, probably I dreamed of a fairy in a dream, and the fairy in the dream called me to see her, don't wake up people with sleepwalking, I heard that if you wake up, you will make sleepwalking people demented, and from then on I can only rely on you to support me for the rest of my life. If you have a good heart, let me continue to be with that fairy in my dreams. "I cheekily rambled it.
He snorted and chuckled: "You liar, a hooligan, you are here to provoke people again, and people hate you to death." With that, he slammed his little fist into my chest.
I smiled lightly and squeezed her little fist: "Let's go, fairy, I invite you out to dinner." ”
"Hmm", I saw her take my arm, and the little bird leaned on my shoulder like a human, ignoring the exclamations behind her, and walked out of the school gate together.
"Tell me, what do you like to eat? I smiled wickedly.
Nana blushed and took a sip: "You ruffian, how do you always talk and make people sound like you're teasing, why did you get rid of me today? ”
I hurriedly defended: "Oh, don't you understand what this means? It's that I'm listening to you today, and I'll eat whatever you want, don't think so unhealthy, you want to be crooked, and blame me, hum." ”
"Sophistry, you are always reasonable, for the sake of you inviting me today, I will admit it. Let's eat dumplings, let's go, where I cook. ”
We chatted while eating.
Nana: "You are very beautiful in the factory now, I have heard my father say that I transferred you to the propaganda department of the factory office, but his wisest decision has brought out your strengths." I heard that there are a lot of girls in the factory who admire you, you have to be careful of those girls throwing themselves into your arms, I know you better, you are a hooligan and a ruffian, not a good person, you don't have much self-control, you can't stand the temptation of beauty, and you have done something sorry for your current girlfriend......"
"Don't mention her", I suddenly whispered, interrupting her words, and suddenly patted my head again, I reacted a little too much, and hurriedly remedied: "Oh, I'm sorry Nana, I overreacted." She and I blew it when I came back from Hong Kong, and she was married on the eighth day of our return. ”
"Uh......" Nana was stunned for a moment, then lowered her head with a smile and stopped talking, still smiling while eating.
When I looked at her, I knew that she must be secretly laughing at me in her heart.
I said angrily: "You dare to laugh at me in your heart again, see if I don't beat your ass, you will be incontinent, and you can't take care of yourself in life." Hum. ”
Poof...... Nana finally couldn't help it and laughed out loud.
"Okay, okay, you can fight, as long as it can make you happy and forget the unpleasant past, don't say it's a little ass, people are willing to do anything. After speaking, it seemed that something was wrong, and his face quickly turned red like a red cloth, and he covered his face with both hands, and buried his head and didn't dare to look at me.
I laughed dryly, watching Nana peek at me from time to time, and my mind came alive.
Nana is indeed a very beautiful, pure and flawless good girl, in the face of this kind of fairy, to say that she has not been moved is pure lie, plus the good time spent together in Hong Kong, her voice and smile often linger in my mind, but the realistic moral constraints, so that I don't want to do what I eat in the bowl and look at the pot; now, the bowl is gone, is it possible to find a bowl of food again? And Nana is the most delicious meal in the pot, one is that we know each other better, the second is that we appreciate each other, the third is that we have each other in our hearts, and the fourth is that we have a four-year covenant. The only problem is the gap in our identity and status, but these don't seem to be a problem in Nana's eyes, besides, my current status is not worthy, I can't say that I won't be worthy of her in four years? It's not that there is a saying that says: 'It is better to bully the white bearded man, not to bully the poor youth, and there must be a day when the dragon wears the phoenix, and I don't believe that the pants will wear the hole'. I am a descendant of the birthday family, with unique skills, plus my Yushu Linfeng, smart and intelligent, I am not a cloth cloth for a few years, a poor egg, right?
Thinking about it, I indulged in it, and couldn't help muttering: "Come to my bowl, come to my bowl, you are the dish in my bowl." ”
"What?" Nana exclaimed, looking at me in a daze.
I came back to my senses and quickly collected my heart and said, "I see you are the dish in my bowl," hehe laughed.
Nana stared at me for a while, inexplicably, and said, "Are you stimulated? I didn't dare to look at Nana's eyes as deep as autumn water, for fear that she would see through my mental activity at the moment, turn my head, and just smirk.
After eating, I bought some plums and fruits that she liked to eat, and sent her to the school gate to say goodbye.
After looking at my watch, it was still early, so I bought some snacks that girls love to eat and rushed to my cousin Lei Ting's university. When my cousin saw me coming to see her, she was so happy that she wanted to pull me into their dormitory to show off, but I hesitated and said, "It's not appropriate, is it? ”
"Don't worry, my roommates are looking forward to meeting you. I told them in front of them what you said about your love affair with college students, and they all adored you. I also said that you are very handsome and sunny, and you are one of the handsome guys in a hundred, which makes them itch and want to know you for a long time. Come with me, don't let my mother-in-law go." Holding my hand as she spoke, I had no choice but to follow her into the girls' dormitory.
When I arrived at the door of the dormitory, I saw her open the door and shouted inside: "Dress me well, my cousin is going to come in and bring you good food, give you two minutes to clean up, you deserve to be gone." ”
I heard a commotion in the room.
I smiled wryly and shook my head. My cousin is really generous and a little spicy.
In less than two minutes, I heard someone inside shouting: "Tingting, let the idol come in." ”
There's no way, since I'm here, I'll walk in with Tingting generously, and I didn't see it clearly, and I just opened my mouth and said: "Hello everyone, it's nice to meet you." ”
When I saw the situation clearly, I was also stupid, and I saw that under the six shelves of beds in the room, there were five girls of different heights, short, fat and thin, all with O-shaped mouths, staring at me stupidly.
What's going on? I'm confused.
After a while, I heard a girl read: "Handsome and upright".
The other girl continued: "Yushu Linfeng".
Another girl continued: "Sword eyebrows and starry eyes."
The fourth girl continued: "Red lips and nose".
I saw the chubby girl at the end, and she salivated and said, "Little fresh meat."
"Boom ......" A burst of unbridled and unbridled laughter came, which lasted for a long time, provoking the girl in the neighborhood next door to look inside. And I blushed in embarrassment and kept scratching my head. I think the macho man who crawled out of the pile of women in my textile factory is helpless in the face of these little intellectuals. When you enter the door, you still think about being generous, why can't you be generous now? No wonder when a man faces a woman, let you protect your body with a golden bell hood and iron cloth shirt, and when a woman does not play cards according to the routine and uses flower fists and embroidered legs, you can only break the gong immediately and hold your head and run away. At this moment, I had the idea of running away.
"Okay, okay, don't laugh, don't you see my cousin running away from the door? Who is that, I said chubby, you are so fat and don't forget to eat, but what, your 'little fresh meat' metaphor is really the finishing touch, it is an epoch-making invention, I like it, kiss one." Wave. The cousin was very bold and gave the fat girl a kiss.
Then there is my elf quirky little cousin, constantly gags to enliven the atmosphere, those girls also began to ask this and that very boldly, I was tired of coping, my cousin saw that I was inquired about my life experience, so I said directly: "I said sisters and sisters, let me give you a detailed introduction to my cousin, cousin's name Zhang Yue, nineteen years old this year, unmarried, has not yet had a girlfriend." The radio room of the No. 5 National Cotton Factory is a well-known male anchor in the factory and a future male anchor of the provincial TV station. There are sisters and sisters who want to taste a bite of fresh meat to sign up with me, and the registration fee is a meal of mutton steamed buns. If you want to do it quickly, there are a bunch of beauties waiting to be hugged in their textile factory. It's late, my brother's little fresh meat, but I can't eat it in your mouth. Hahaha".
I've convinced you, cousin, are you so good? This joke is made, if it becomes true, what if they want to entangle me? I can't enter the harem one by one, right? I quickly made up for the scene of my private life like an emperor, and the three thousand beauties of the harem are surrounded by warblers and swallows all day long. complained about his cousin like this in his heart, but his brain was dizzy.
Men, when they are chased by girls, the joy in their hearts is always much higher than their troubles.
Expecting that they should also have afternoon classes, I hurriedly said goodbye and left, and finally strode out of the school gate before I let out a long breath. From this, one thing is summarized: a single man, it is best not to drill into the pile of women, otherwise, you will be sent to the door to find abuse.