In populated places, the old cow and the monkey would change into human form so as not to cause panic, and one of them would become a burly man, more than two meters tall, and another would be lean and lean.

There is a Confucian and a monk left in a group of four, and it seems that although this strange combination is very eye-catching, it is much better than carrying two big demons.

As soon as the monkey spoke, the old cow's gluttony was also hooked, touched his head, and glanced at Fahai honestly.

In the twilight, under the longing gaze of the two, Fahai finally nodded and walked into the inn in the town.

"I'm sorry, guest officer, business is too good, I've been waiting for a long time. ”

Now it was the peak season, and after they sat down for a while, Xiao Er rushed over, first apologized, and then asked them, "A few guest officers, what do you want to do?"

"Bring me a stack of beef!"

The monkey was the first to call, and as soon as he finished speaking, he was glared at by the old cow next to him, and said rudely: "You order beef, do you want me to order a monkey brain?"

Come on, hurt each other!

Ordering beef in front of a bull demon is not a slap in the face!

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel, Fahai put down the Zen stick against the table, and interrupted: "Don't want beef, some pork with sauce, and you look at some meat dishes, we have a good appetite, and a few more pots of wine." ”

Xiao Er didn't take a notebook, and he didn't know how to write down so many tables of wine and food upstairs and downstairs, only to see him turn around and say loudly to the back kitchen: "Stir-fry a few meat dishes, a few plates of pork." ”

The back kitchen replied loudly, "Got it", Xiao Er continued to smile and asked, "A few guest officers, what else do you want?"

In recent years, although there are not many monks who eat meat and drink wine in public, they have opened shops, and they have seen a lot of people who have traveled south and north, and Xiao Er has become accustomed to it.

The visitor is a guest, as long as he is willing to pay, what will the steward eat?

Fahai thought for a while and said, "Let's do these first, it's not enough to add more, by the way, it's okay to eat slowly, and the wine can be served first." ”

Not to mention the monkey and the old cow, Yang Jian is also good at wine, and from time to time he took a few sips with a wine jug along the way, Fahai was also aroused by the wine worm, and urged Xiao Er.

"Okay. ”

After a while, the shopkeeper came over with a few pots of wine, and after a long time, he also saw that Fahai, a nondescript monk, was the principal of the group, so he directly put the wine in front of Fahai, and said with a smile:

"Guest, the wine is here, the dishes have to wait a while, we are all freshly made here, and the taste is excellent, so there are a lot of repeat customers. ”

Fahai waved his hand, indicating that it didn't matter, and after Xiao Er left, he picked up the wine jug and poured a big bowl, and after drinking it all, he smashed his mouth: "It tastes good, you hurry up, you're welcome." ”

"Master, aren't you a vegetarian?"

The monkey blinked, and then remembered that he was now a member of the Buddhists, and theoretically he was not touched by meat.

He and the other two halfway monks didn't mention it, why did Xuanzang, the master, take the lead in lighting up big fish and meat?

Don't you have to keep the rules and precepts or something?

"There is a Buddha in the heart, and there are no taboos. As he spoke, Fahai took another sip of wine.

Yang Jian rarely showed a little smile on his face, this cheap master looked a lot more interesting than he imagined.

"What a monk with six impure roots. ”

A dissatisfied voice came from the side, deliberately raising the volume, as if it was specifically for them.

Fahai turned his head to see that the person who spoke was at the next table, an old man with a white beard, and a girl in her twenties beside him.

The old Taoist priest turned a blind eye to Fahai's gaze, and preached to the girl: "Xiao Qin, these days, there are always some gods who have ruined the reputation of our monks and cheated money everywhere. ”

The little girl's eyebrows were clear, she was wearing a wide robe, her hair was tied up in a bun on the top of her head, and after hearing the words of the old Taoist, she nodded a little crampedly, and while the old Taoist priest was not paying attention, she showed an apologetic smile towards Fahai.

The monkey and the old cow had a bad temper, and they wanted to have a seizure, but when they saw the little girl's smile, they were embarrassed to care about anything, and Fahai was by his side, so he didn't speak, so he had to give up.

"Drink and drink. ”

Yang Jian could see that Fahai didn't put this matter at ease, and seeing that the other two senior brothers didn't look very good, he picked up the bowl and livened up the atmosphere and said: "Drink wine and eat meat, race over the prince, don't worry about some trivial matters at this time." ”

"Drink, drink, don't get drunk today. ”

Fight for wine, Lao Niu is not ambiguous, after so many years, he has not served anyone in the round of wine, he doesn't use the bowl, he takes the wine jug and pours it into his mouth.

The monkey did the same, and he picked up another wine jug, drank it clean in two sips, wiped the wine on his lips, squinted and smiled: "Happy." ”

Fahai was helpless.

These three apprentices are not weak among the immortals, how can they get drunk if they are drunk? If they drink openly, it will be fine to drink the wine in this inn.

"Little two. ”

He shouted loudly, and it didn't take long for the shopkeeper to run over, "A few masters, what's wrong?"

"Bring me some jars of wine. ”

"We have enough alcohol here, a few guest officers can take it easy. ”

Xiao Er persuaded him, it stands to reason that the guests want to drink more, and they open a store, so there is no reason to push the business out of the door.

But the problem, if this wine is taken up and opened, then these guests can't drink it, don't waste it, don't say it, in case you meet a stingy master, you have to say that you don't drink it and don't want to pay?

Therefore, I persuaded a few words.

"It's okay, just take care of it. ”

Fahai took out a piece of silver from his arms and threw it on the table, Xiao Er, who had a somewhat false smile, suddenly became much more sincere, and he didn't need to excuse himself, but he looked at the piece of silver with clear eyes.

"Give it to you, and you'll take it. ”

Xiao Er took the money at this time, happily lifted two jars of wine, collected the money, and did things much more efficiently, seeing that there were no new guests, he simply went to the back kitchen to urge.

When Xiao Er left, Fahai filled himself with another bowl and said with a smile: "Ordinary wine, just taste it, you two are more restrained, and when you get back the scriptures, I will take you to get some elixir and jade liquid, that one is much happier to drink." ”

It didn't take long for the dish to be served.

Sauce pork, lamb shank, chicken soup, grilled fish, put the table to the brim.

"Oops. ”

There was a coquettish cry from the side.

It turned out that the girl at the next table looked at Fahai's table of good wine and meat, couldn't help but sniff, and then saw the steamed dishes on her own table, and couldn't help sighing.

"Monks, how can you covet the desire of your tongue!"

The old Taoist priest scolded, but Fahai clearly saw that the old Taoist's throat also moved, and swallowed several mouthfuls of saliva.