Chapter 248: Second Senior Brother, Don't Be Sad
The so-called proprietress is naturally Tang Jiayi. Although her sense of presence in the Bee Group is now decreasing, and she is no longer the No. 2 person in the initial days of the Bee Company, and she has not participated in the management of the Bee Group on the surface, her relationship with Atletico Madrid has not changed in the past three years, and the status of Atletico Madrid, the president and major shareholder of the group, has not changed, so it is not out of place to call her the boss lady of Bee.
As for why this proprietress ran to station 2 to post videos, maybe it was to help support the 2 stations, maybe people really love this. In Qin Mo's opinion, this senior sister should have both, after all, as far as he knows, as early as a year ago or even earlier, Tang Jiayi had begun to occasionally record some videos and send them to the oil depot. Qin Mo also paid attention to all the works under the name of her oil depot ID "Tang Huaer", and found that the content of the videos she uploaded was very miscellaneous, most of them were "unsightly", not that there was any nude photo selfie content in it, if there was really such content, Qin Mo didn't dare to guarantee that he would not resist downloading it.
In fact, most of the videos she uploaded should be evaluated as "boring" and "boring", sometimes the whole video is even just an inexplicable "landscape" picture of the sky, ocean, and treetops with no background, no characters, and no plot, and sometimes it is a close-up video of some plants or animals, but the purpose of shooting seems to be for record archiving, and it is still not very interesting. Most of her "works" are obviously for her own use, and she is very freewheeling. In fact, this is also normal, after all, people are wealthy, and they don't need to shoot more works to please and entertain the audience like other "bloggers", so as to expand their popularity and eventually convert it into income.
After blog was translated into a blog, its derivative vlog was translated into a podcast, but in the process of spreading the word, the meaning of podcast slowly became more inclined to refer to the person who made and uploaded vlog image logs, although in recent years, major video websites have launched some incentives for video podcasts, but the vast majority of podcasts can gain popularity and corresponding pride through high clicks and comments, few people can make money through the video itself. The very few people who make money do so by shooting product placement ads for other businesses, or participating in various business collaborations to monetize their fame.
Fortunately, the investment required to be a video podcaster today is pitiful, as long as a computer with Internet access and a digital video camera are sufficient, and there is no need to worry about the cost of film like photography and videography enthusiasts in the past. Even a digital video camera is not necessary, and you can use screen recording software to make game demo commentary videos without a video camera, just like the "very skilled high-end professional gamer". So even if you can't make money, you can use your spare time to make videos and entertain others, why not, anyway, the oil depot has a lot of money and doesn't care about providing such a good video platform, it's really a waste.
All in all, Qin Mo feels that his senior sister is definitely the kind of "podcast" that has the most headache in the oil depot, although the video output is very high, but the overall click is pitiful, and a lot of bandwidth is wasted, and with the progress of this senior sister's photography technology and the evolution and upgrading of equipment, the clarity and image quality of the videos she uploaded later are also significantly improved, and the corresponding volume is also increasing.
Qin Mo actually just jumped to see some of her many works, just like most oil depot netizens. What they watched was basically all kinds of dance videos recorded by Tang Jiayi, after all, there were cheerful music, eye-catching beauties, and not too bad background scenery. He was also curious and clicked on a few biology teaching videos, but in the end he had no choice but to retreat, saying that after all, we are not learning this, maybe the children of biology will like to watch these. Although he finally knew what it was like to dissect a guinea pig, he would rather not know it himself......
Speaking of which, the well-known dancer ID "Tang Huaer" in the dance area of station A was created by Qin Mo, and he moved the dance video posted by Tang Jiayi on the oil depot to the name of an account on station A. Although he once sent an email to a senior sister through the school email address he found, and sent the account password of "Tang Huaer" at station A to the other party, the other party only wrote back to express his gratitude but never logged in to that account. And she did not object to Qin Mo's reprinting and handling, and gave Qin Mo her honey chat number, so Qin Mo's handling action has continued, and at the beginning of this year, the senior sister told him on the honey chat that he would switch to 2tc in the future. TV love to complain about the video station, will no longer post dance videos in the oil depot, Qin Mo also moved to love to complain, and quickly fell in love here.
However, Qin Mo never expected that the senior sister originally said that she would release her birthday work on June 1****'s birthday in accordance with the practice of online dancing girls, but she actually postponed the incident for ten days before releasing it. And the content of this work also made him cry and laugh.
"Pig, you have two holes in your nose, and you still have snot when you have a cold. Pig, you have dark eyes, and you can't see the edge when you look at it! Pig, your ears are so big, you can't hear me calling you stupid......
The once popular "Song of the Pig" suddenly came out of the desktop speaker,The girl standing in front of a palm tree on the screen is wearing an N95 pig-nosed mask on her face,She is dancing the obviously adapted "Song of the Pig" children's dance,Remove some overly childlike movements,But the overall look is a little young,But because it's a beautiful girl who dances,The young age will become cute,If you let a man like Qin Mo dance, he dares to guarantee that 100% will be scolded for being mentally retardedใ
N95 is the minimum standard among the 9 infection protection standards set by the NIOSH in the United States, although it is the minimum standard, it is after all a professional medical treatment, and the anti-infection effect is much better than that of ordinary veil masks. This kind of mask is not a soft cloth that is roughly rectangular like an ordinary veil mask, but is designed in the shape of a shallow pocket, and there are some support structures and metal nose clips inside, so that when worn on the face, the mask is close to the face outside the mouth and nose but does not contact the tip of the nose and lips, so that the filter layer can participate in the filtration of the air, avoiding the disadvantage that the ordinary veil mask only participates in the filtration when it is close to the nostrils.
Because after wearing this mask, the mouth and nose will protrude a large piece, just like a pig's nose, so this mask is also commonly known as the "pig nose mask", and Tang Jiayi, who is dancing on the screen, is also painted with a pink round cute pig nose on her face, and now the name of "pig nose mask" is even more worthy of the name.
The other party chose to dance this dance at this time, obviously cheering for the recently unlucky "second senior brother", which can be seen from the title of the video "belated birthday work".
Although the World Health Organization will officially change the name of swine flu to H1N1 influenza A more than a month ago, the outbreak of influenza in many places around the world this spring has caused the price of pork, which once rose to 22 yuan a catty, to roll down.
In fact, as long as you don't eat civet cats and wild pigeons casually, it is still very difficult to get sick from the mouth, after all, the current livestock and poultry breeding and slaughtering are very formal, there are layers of inspection and quarantine procedures, as for chemical milk powder, Black-hearted ham or something is completely a handful of lawbreakers' illegal acts, and has nothing to do with other formal enterprises and relevant departments responsible for supervision and axes at all levels, those unlucky people who were infected with swine flu by pigs must have pet pigs at home, and it is said that raising a big fat pig is very popular abroad as a pet at home......
In fact, Qin Mo does not have a deep feeling about swine flu or influenza A, after all, he has never gone to the vegetable market to buy meat, and the price of meat and vegetables in the school canteen has not been reduced, and there are very few people who wear masks to prevent influenza A like Sister Tang I saw today.
Seeing that the song on the screen was "Pig, your tail is curly and rolled, it turns out that running and jumping can't do without it!Oh, pig-headed, pig-brained, pig-body, pig-tailed, never picky doll" and turned around to touch the slender girl with a "pig tail" that did not exist behind her, Ren Xiao said: "Our senior sister is really having a good time! I really didn't pay attention to where she was from before, just seeing the background of the video and the outfits of passers-by have a familiar feeling, it looks familiar, but I can't tell where it was filmed." I really didn't expect her to be in our school, and she is still a junior in college!"
"Hmm!" Qin Mo nodded and said, "In fact, the background she chooses when shooting videos is usually within more than ten kilometers of the school, usually the school and the surrounding beaches, botanical gardens, etc. However, when she chooses the background, she will deliberately avoid landmark buildings, such as the school gate and those sculptures, and will also find places with as few passers-by as possible to shoot, so it is not surprising that you will look familiar but just can't remember. โ
"Actually, you go to the oil depot now to search for her ID Tang Hua'er, and watch the video she took a year ago, when she was still in our new campus, and a lot of the background was filmed in the new campus, you will be more familiar. โ
At this time, as the girl on the screen turned around, Ren Xiao saw her face clearly, as well as the blue mask on her mouth, stared at the screen a few times, and said, "Eh, her pig nose is not painted on the pig nose mask, but PS on it!"
After he reminded him, Qin Mo also stared at Tang Jiayi's mouth for a while, and then nodded and said: "It's indeed ps, it turned out to be a stunt, the technology is really good, I didn't find it just now, I thought it was printed directly on the outside like those cotton masks." โ
"How is that possible? The pig-nosed mask that people wear is a professional medical mask, which cannot be produced by ordinary manufacturers, and the manufacturers who can produce it will not be idle to add color to it. What if the patient sees a smiling face on the doctor's mouth and suddenly laughs and the wound opens?"
Qin Mo seemed to think of something, swept the upper left corner of the keyboard with his left hand, pressed the esc key to exit the video full-screen playback, and then scrolled the mouse to see the introduction of the video, and finally he found a relevant sentence at the end of the introduction: "Try the automatic special effects of the love spit video first, everyone give more opinions!"
There is an underline under the text of the paragraph "Love Tucao Video Automatic Special Effects", Qin Mo clicked the mouse, and a new page label appeared on the browser screen, which is the introduction and trial page of this new feature launched by Love Tucao.
"I said why the boss lady was ten days late for the update, it turned out that she was waiting to use this new feature first!" pressed the F2 key to switch the page tab back to the video page, Qin Mo nodded and explained to himself.
"Actually, I prefer to believe that waiting ten more days is to recuperate," Ren Xiao pointed to Tang Jiayi's knees on the screen and said, her knees seemed to be a little red, and some people noticed this in the barrage on the screen, and swiped several comments with a touch of sarcasm such as "Jumping tickets to recuperate and returning, the boss's demeanor is still the same".
But that's all, after all, people are the bosses, with the strongest comment review mechanism on the whole site, and the content with a little swear words, even if it becomes a ******, grass mud horse, ******, and ******, it will still be published. In her video comments, you can always see some comments that have nothing to do with the video content and Tang Jiayi, that is some idle players who have a pain in the "war river crab", you must know that the entire 2 stations are only temporarily released when satellite TV broadcasts the relevant content of the two sessions in March, but the video sent by "Tang Huaer" will directly default to the strongest review mode, if the comments you post can be displayed normally here, then it can be displayed normally in the software and network services of the entire bee system.
However, because bees have their own exclusive intelligent shielding system, its operating mechanism is not the same as other popular products, and the same content may not always be able to remain the same in other websites and software.
Grass mud horse, ******, ******, ******, ******, ******, ******, Ya Butterfly, ******, quail pigeon, these are the so-called "Top Ten Mythical Beasts on the Internet" that circulated on the Internet a few months ago, basically all kinds of swearing, and except for the quail pigeon or spring pigeon is an allusion to a neutral style female singer, the others are related to the next three roads. In the end, after more than 100 days of elimination, only "Grass and Mud Horses of Malegobi" stood out and won the love of netizens across the country. I have to say that it is very important to have a good face, and only the grass mud horse in the "Top Ten Internet Beasts" survived and continued to become popular on the Internet, not only because of its status at the top of the list, but more importantly, the joker who compiled this ranking cleverly or wonderfully chose an alpaca with an embarrassing face as an image for it.
What a wonderful coincidence.
As a kind of camel that looks like a sheep, the alpaca has embarrassed big eyes full of cute temperament, but it is also similar to sheep, cows, horses, Camels and other common movements of the public are not the same, so when netizens and the public see their highly recognizable body shape and face, they will quickly remember them, but because more than 3 million ninety percent of the world's highlands live on the plateaus of South America, and the rest are also in Australian pastures, so although most people can recognize alpacas at a glance, it is basically impossible to call them by name, after all, they have not studied world geography for many years.
At this time, someone suddenly swore that this was a "grass mud horse living in the Malegobi", and many people accepted this setting with half a heart, and called the alpaca "grass mud horse". It is equivalent to saying that "grass mud horse" is entangled with the elements of "alpaca" and related "cute" and "embarrassing", and they are strong with each other, so that they can finally become widely recognized Internet beasts.
In fact, in Qin Mo's opinion, the so-called network beasts should be grass mud horses, river crabs and the Great Wall, in which the grass mud horse was a god by chance, the name is loud but there is no combat effectiveness, and the combat power of the other two divine beasts active on the Internet is much higher than that of the grass mud horse, and it seems that in addition to the quail pigeon, the other nine of the top ten network beasts are the prey objects of river crabs and the Great Wall.
Even the latest Internet celebrity, Green Dam Niang Greendam, has to put the badge of the river crab on his head to show that he is a subordinate of the river crab department, but unfortunately his combat effectiveness is too scum to be teased in various ways.
In comparison, the combat effectiveness of the crab monkey system used by the 2 stations, or the entire bee system, is more than a notch higher than that of Grindaldham.
Originally, Bee's content harmony system did not have a specific name, but because it posted multiple cross-line content in a row, it would send a message to users who continuously posted multiple pieces of content that crossed the line: "The administrator of this site reminds you that the content moderation system has found that your remarks may have exceeded the limit allowed by local laws and regulations, and for your physical and mental health, we temporarily prohibit you from using the comment function for one hour." A system error clicks on this appeal. The administrator has the nickname of "stork ape" on the Internet, so once banned, many users will be "depressed" after regaining their speaking privileges, saying that they just "forgot to feed bananas to the monkeys". In fact, no matter whether you feed bananas to the stork ape or not, how to shield it or how to shield it, the only difference is whether some weakened versions of swear words such as "grass mud horse" and "lying groove" are also beaten to death with a stick and captured.
Even uploading videos, articles, and the blue screen of their computer crashes, some people blamed the monkey, and finally the word "monkey" was added to the list of blocked words, but the vast number of netizens quickly created an upgraded version of "crab monkey".
Soon, netizens drew a picture of the bee's "ultra-wide stork ape with a tube" like someone drew an image of the green dam mother now, the basic image is a thin blue-haired monkey with a banana rolled on its tail, and the monkey hand on the right has become a crab claw, and the setting reads: "The crab monkey was originally a kind of ape, good at being kicked, and later found that being kicked did not make money, so he joined the ranks of the aquarium, mainly serving river crabs, and even replaced his right hand with crab claws to show his heart." โ
Because "crab monkey" is a completely new word, literally cleaner than "grass mud horse", the "crab monkey" system does not block the word "crab monkey".
Qin Mo felt that his magical senior brother should know about the "crab monkey", which could be seen from the fact that his ID in love was called "Love's Encounter", and the avatar was indeed Sun Monkey's smiling face. The reason why Qin Mo thinks that this ID is Atletico Madrid is because this ID will always appear in the first place in all Tang Huaer's video comments, and it will never be rejected because of too many comments, there is no doubt that only insiders can do such a thing, and it is not difficult to guess when thinking of the relationship between the two. For mobile phone users, please visit http://m.piaotian.net