Chapter 671: Thou Fei Parent-Child ......
This sudden laughter made all the people in the audience sigh, and when they looked at the sound, it was none other than our Su Mosu official who made the laughter.
At this time, this thing pointed at King Lu Shizi with one hand, held his stomach with one hand, and was about to squat on the ground with a smile.
The fair-skinned face of Prince Lu was stunned at first, but then it slowly turned red, and then began to turn blue again. The green tendons on the door of the head jumped up and jumped suddenly.
He clenched his hands desperately, gritted his teeth from between his teeth, and almost word by word popped out and asked, "You, what are you laughing at? What's so ridiculous?"
Su Mo laughed louder, and patted the ground with his hand while laughing, looking at the panic that looked tired and panting, how could he have the strength to answer the words of King Lu.
Zhang Yue next to him was also helpless. This occasion is very serious, isn't it? After everyone has their names and surnames, it looks like a dragon fight, and this is a big show. But what do you mean by laughing like that? It's so unprofessional!
"Ahem, no, I said brother, what are you going to do ....... make trouble?" Seeing that the face of King Lu on the opposite side was about to be covered with blood, Zhang Yue was really worried that it would not be good, and this kid burst his blood vessels and died on the spot. Hurriedly turned sideways slightly, and sighed to Su Mo in a low voice.
Su Mo smiled breathlessly, and gasped: "Zhu ...... Cinnabar...... Pig raising, this name ...... Hahaha, it turned out to be a pig farmer, laughing at me, really laughing at me......."
Zhang Yue was stunned for a moment, then his face changed greatly, and he was about to cover Su Mo's mouth in a panic. The word pig was quite taboo in the Ming Dynasty. There was even a period of time when the number of people who killed and sold pigs decreased a lot, so that there was a shortage of meat among the people.
Later, it was under the hint of the royal family that he let go. However, such words should not be allowed to be associated with insulting words.
And now, Su Mo is actually making fun of people's names in front of a real Zhu Ming royal family, once this matter is known by the imperial history, it will be a catastrophe.
Zhang Yue went to cover Su Mo's mouth, and at the same time peeked at the prince of Lu. Sure enough, I saw that the face of King Lu Shizi was as black as the bottom of the pot.
"You...... You, you are so bold! You pariahs, you dare to ...... How dare you ......." King Lu was completely mad, and he forgot to be afraid for a while, turned out from behind the guards in two steps, rushed to Su Mo and pointed at him angrily.
Holding the fat man who was about to do it again, Su Mo easily took a breath, slowly stood up, raised his hand and brushed away the fingers pointing at him, suddenly his face turned straight, and he said seriously to King Lu Shizi: "Child, have you thought about it?"
Yes?
This abrupt question has no beginning or end, and the prince of King Lu, who was asking angrily, couldn't help but be stunned, and even forgot to be angry, and subconsciously asked blankly: "What?"
"Ahem. Su Mo coughed twice, and then said in a deep voice: "I said, have you ever thought about your background?"
Zhang Yue's face was almost green in the back, ancestor, you are going to die wholeheartedly, this is not over.......
King Lu was even more confused, and stammered: "What...... What is the problem of my ....... my life experience? This son is the son of King Lu, what will be the problem with his life ....... life experience?"
Su Mo waved his hand and interrupted: "No, there is a problem! I'm sure, there is definitely a problem here! You think about it, for example...... Ah, by the way, how old are you?"
This style of painting........
King Lu was completely dizzy, and he couldn't understand this change at all. Just now, the two sides were still glaring angrily and drawing their knives at each other, why did they become homely in a blink of an eye? This also asks me how old I am, what are you doing, you want to protect me from the media?
The few little sons of other families who followed next to him also looked at this side with curiosity, and they couldn't figure out what the situation was.
King Lu's eyes were full of circles, and he was stunned for a long time before he said, "I'...... I, I have been in Chenghua for 12 years, and I am born in the month of Bingshen this year...... It's twenty-three years old. ”
"Ah, twenty-three? Tsk, no, look at you like this, it's only seventeen or eighteen. Could you be mistaken?" Su Mo held his chin in his hand and looked him up and down with suspicion on his face.
King Lu's face immediately turned red, and he said angrily: "How could my own birthday be mistaken! What do you want to say?"
"Okay, okay, don't get excited, I'm just trying to verify it in a serious way, and it's for your own good. Sumanna was so kind that he hurriedly waved his hand to apologize.
King Lu's face softened slightly, but the look on his face became more and more confused. I saw that my head was almost full of question marks.
Behind him, Zhang Yue looked loveless, and squatted to the side with his head in his arms. Let's make trouble, let's make trouble, just make a fuss, and everyone will be unlucky together.
He was really desperate. Originally, it was just his brother who went crazy, but I don't want this prince of Lu Wang to be a brainless, this question and answer are cooperating, are you two talking about cross talk?
Zhang Yue definitely has a feeling of beeping at the moment.
Shi Yue and the others next to him were also dumbfounded, the fat man was familiar with each other, quietly squeezed in front of him, squatted down in the same way, and asked quietly: "Little grandfather, what are they doing?"
Zhang Yue glanced at him sadly and sighed: "What's the matter? It's nothing, one is desperately trying to die, the other head was kicked by a donkey, and he felt that the insult was not enough, so he took the initiative to offer the right cheek after being beaten on the left cheek." ”
The fat man was dumbfounded, got up with a half-sigh, shook his head and went to the side.
Shi Yue's heart was full of curiosity, like a cat's claw scratching. Looking left and right, no one was paying attention, and tiptoed over to poke the fat man: "Fat man, have you figured it out? Tell me what is going on." ”
The fat man sighed with a worried face, patted Shi Yue's shoulder seriously, and sighed: "Stone, you and I are mortals, the world of immortals, we don't understand." ”
Shi Yue frowned and took a long test, what do you mean by this? Half-ringing, he scratched his scalp and said curtly: "That, I didn't understand." Fat man, can you explain it a little bit?"
The fat man glared and said, "What do you understand? Isn't this clear enough?"
Shi Yue was stunned and said: "How do you understand, you are a mortal and an immortal, and you didn't say anything else." ”
The fat man took it for granted, and said in a deep voice: "Yes, they all say that they are immortals, we are mortals, what the immortals do, isn't it normal for us to understand, what do you still understand?"
Shi Yue was speechless. Well, I don't understand the feelings. In this cloud, the big-tailed wolf with wool is loaded.
A few people here slandered in their hearts, and over there, Su Mo and Zhu Yangzhu were still continuing the dialogue between the "immortals".
“…… Well, what do I mean, if you think about it, in ......., you're twenty-three, aren't you? Okay, don't worry, even if you're twenty-three. Well, if you think about it, twenty-three years ago, did you have any big events or anything like that?"
"Large-scale event? What is that? You shouldn't be talking about the White Lotus Bandits, right? It seems to ...... Not really. However, in the past few years, some places have not been peaceful......"
"No, no, no, you're mistaken. Well, it's not a misunderstanding, anyway, whoever organizes it, you just say if there's anything like buy one get one free. ”
"Buy one, get one free? And this kind of good thing? Well, no, I haven't ......., I haven't heard of it anyway. At that time, the Lun family was still young, so it was normal to not know some things......."
Su Mo suddenly wanted to vomit. The more you talk about this, the hotter it gets, even the "Lun family" has come out, you are a big man, do you want to be so cute? Or, this is your original face? That's right, these rich people, I'm afraid that the family is surrounded by maids and women all day long, and the trend of cute girls is inevitable.
It's like Jia Baoyu in the Dream of Red Mansions, isn't it a typical example of this type? Thinking like this, I was also relieved.
Well, well, none of that matters. The important thing is that you can continue to tease this child....... uh, no, you can continue to find the root of this child's life problem. Well, that's it. He is a righteous man and a gentleman, and he is a good person.
Labeling himself as righteous and noble again, Mr. Su seems to have a halo on the back of his head.
"You're right, it's reasonable that you don't know about this. Su Mo first affirmed the statement of "pig baby". Yang casting, raising pigs, isn't it just a pig baby.
The pig baby raised her head high, with a proud face. Being praised by the opponent made the pig baby feel very proud.
"I think you should go back and ask your father and mother....... maybe you shouldn't ask them, but ask other old people. Su Mo said thoughtfully.
The pig baby was at a loss, "Why can't you ask my father?" uh, what do you want me to ask?"
"Well, of course, twenty-three years old, do you have any of the kind of activities I mentioned? As for why don't you ask your parents...... If you don't know now, it means that they must be hiding it from you, and you will not get an answer no matter how much you ask. "Teacher Su is kind and patient guided.
The pig baby showed a sudden expression, and nodded thoughtfully: "Is that such a reason....... uh, what do you want me to ask? No, I mean, what do you mean by asking me to ask this?
Well, I'll tell you straight to the end. I doubt that you are not born to your parents....... hey, don't worry, you listen to me, I have a basis for saying this.......
Zhu Yangzhu gritted his teeth and said angrily: "You say!"
Su Mo looked mysteriously left and right, and his face showed that he had a big secret. Zhu Yangzhu was disturbed by his look, and he was a little panicked, and looked nervously left and right.
A few of the little sons who were with him were stretching their necks to listen to the excitement, and he looked at him suddenly, hurriedly retracted his head, and made a look of not caring. It's just that the shining eyes in their eyes completely betrayed them: Oh my God, big news! The prince of King Lu is suspected of not being the son of King Lu?
Zhu Yangzhu felt that he was about to go crazy, but it was not easy to have a seizure, so he only turned his gaze to Su Mo and glared at him viciously. This bastard is caused by his nonsense, if he doesn't say that he is ugly today, see if the master doesn't punish him for the nine clans!
It's just that he was ruthless in his heart, and then he looked at Su Mo's appearance of the old god, and his heart suddenly became calm. Could it be that what this person said is true......? No! It's impossible! It's not like this! No matter how stupid his father and mother are for him, he can realize that there is no half-heartedness.
Can...... What this guy said has a nose and eyes, this ....... Zhu Yangzhu was suddenly annoyed and worried, and he was a little uncertain for a while.
"Your name is Yang Zhu, Yang Zhu, raising pigs, tsk ......" Just as he was full of gains and losses, Su Mo's voice like a devil's whisper sounded in his ears again.
“…… The word pig ....... ahem, you know. And just the profession of pig farming...... You should have also heard that it is definitely a cheap business. If you are your own father, how can you give your child such an ugly name? So, I have reason to suspect that you may not be your own. Either I picked it up, or I gave it to ....... with phone bills."