Chapter 47: Probably the most disgusting revenge
Yun'er nodded lightly, although she had only been to the place Zhang Liannian said once, and she didn't like it very much.
This is exactly Zhang Liannian's trap, he understands very well that a girl like Yun'er shouldn't like that place, but it can be seen from this that she has begun to be willing to accommodate herself and began to slowly take the initiative to approach her.
He laughed secretly, it seemed that soon he would be able to take this girl away, making Jiang Hua embarrassed.
Of course, what he has to do now is to make persistent efforts and take down the wait, he just stayed at their table by getting close to Yun'er, and now he is going to start attacking the wait.
Although, he also realized that waiting and so on didn't seem quite right. This girl was unlike any girl he had ever met. He could feel it, and he was still not interested in him at all.
In fact, this is normal, and so on, of course he will not encounter this kind of life experience, and even the king has no intersection with the garlic and so on.
and so on, not only the real aristocracy, but also the top of the upper class.
No matter how rich the Wang Garlic family is, they are just a new rich man.
The iron-clad aristocracy is rich and flowing, and most of the real upper class society do not like the rich generation, as long as it takes three generations of wealth to pile up a real aristocrat.
Therefore, of course, this so-called human bubble king is even more unlikely to come into contact with such girls.
He doesn't count his self-righteous tricks here, and he has seen more than he knows. The real upper class, what high-tech has not been seen, it is all exposed to it.
How could these little tricks confuse her.
However, Jiang Hua was already impatient. Originally, I met all kinds of strange and wonderful girlfriends in one day today - the "poor" who claimed that she only had 50,000 yuan a day in pocket money, the woman in the cafΓ©, and her wonderful boyfriend.
Now there's another oily-headed, hypocritical guy who wants to vomit.
"Pretend to be elegant, right, play deep, right? Okay, I'll let you put on a good show. Jiang Hua decided to do it, and he didn't want to wait for a second.
Zhang Liannian, who was planning his next plan, was suddenly stunned, and he realized that something seemed wrong with him.
Before he could control it, there was a loud "bang~~~~~" sound, which made everyone startled, it turned out that a flood of power in Zhang Liannian's body suddenly rose, and he couldn't help it for a while, and sprayed out.
Zhang Liannian hurriedly began to control the flood in his body, but he couldn't control it desperately.
"Bang bang ~~~~~" continued to explode, and with this series of sounds, a sour mist rose instantly.
The voice continued to sound, and Zhang couldn't hide it for even years. Now everyone was stunned to hear it and looked at Zhang Liannian, a little unable to believe that he had caused this movement.
Yun'a, and so on, stood up in an instant and fled to the side.
"Brother really has the ability, they all say that the fart doesn't stink, the stinky fart doesn't make a sound, how do you do it at the same time. β
Jiang Hua also stood up exaggeratedly, pinched his nose and stood to the side, frowning and mocking. These words also made everyone in the restaurant reconfirm that Zhang Liannian was the "culprit" of the poison gas.
Zhang Liannian didn't care about replying, he planned to get up quickly and run to the toilet desperately. But it was too late, and as soon as I stood up, I could already feel that my pants were already wet, and the black trousers were quickly dyed yellow, and they were still flowing down the trouser legsγγγγγγγ
Yuna and the others all wanted to vomit and rushed to the toilet.
Yun'er doesn't have a good impression of Zhang Liannian at the moment, not to mention the two of them, those female fans who were originally overwhelmed by his elegant demeanor are now blushing and only pretending to eat, they regret that they did that kind of crazy behavior for such a man just now.
Zhang Liannian sat down on the chair again, he had to quickly recover some strength to go to the toilet to clean up, he had never been so embarrassed and embarrassed in his life.
But he would have collapsed and would not be able to stand steadily.
"I'm so unlucky, I didn't eat anything today?" he secretly recalled.
The whole restaurant was enveloped by an extremely strong smell of herring, which made it impossible for everyone in the restaurant to eat it. They feel as if the food on their plate has gone bad.
After a while, Zhang Liannian finally felt a little strength and quickly stood up.
It was the decision he regretted the most in his life.
After his stomach surged suddenly, he squirted out as soon as he stood up, like a waterfall.
Everyone was stunned to see a stream of Yoneda Gong shoot out from his position, and before he could react, those who were close were sprinkled all over, and those who were far away were rejoicing, and suddenly found that they were glad that they were glad early, and a burst of Yoneda Gong rain fell again, and the table and plate were all stained with this terrifying thing.
They looked up and found that Zhang Liannian's motivation was too much, and now the ceiling is full of γγγγγγ
They were still in a daze, Zhang Liannian broke out again, and the people who were closer to him finally woke up from their confusion and ran around with their heads in their hands. And even if they were far away, they immediately panicked and immediately got under the chair and table.
Zhang Liannian should be regarded as the first person in history to make everyone fall into horror and catastrophe with just one majestic force.
Back then, Zhang Fei still needed to yell out, but Zhang Liannian didn't even use his mouth, and relied entirely on anger.
"Boss, come out, how can someone be allowed to defecate in the restaurant. β
It wasn't until Zhang Liannian didn't move that someone finally couldn't bear to poke his head out and scolded angrily.
"yes, that's too much. With such a big person, the toilet can run a few steps, no matter how casual it is, it can't be so casual. β
"Yes, yes, how to eat this, even if you don't get it. Eating with this smell is like eating, and I've never eaten so sickly. β
"Isn't it, doesn't he look like a fool, didn't he play the piano just now, the piano can be played, and he can't control the door?"
Wang Garlic quickly got up and left, desperately pretending that he didn't know this guy at all.
Even he felt that his face was only feverish now, and now he suddenly realized that others called this Zhang Zhang the king of bubbles in the world for many years, and it was this cannon!
Sure enough, it resounded throughout the restaurant, not only resounding, but also smelling through the restaurant.
Zhang Liannian now felt that digging a hole in the ground could not relieve his embarrassment, and he wanted to dig through the earth, fall into the magma in the center of the earth, and burn himself into gas. He knew that such a vigorous thing he did today would definitely spread.
Since then, the bubble king has capsized the boat, and there is no bubble king in the world.
A group of "injured" customers couldn't hold back anymore and rushed over, intending to beat this guy up, including his fan sister who was excited just now, but when they ran to Zhang Liannian, who had collapsed and couldn't sit still, and was lying on the ground, no one could do anything.
He was lying in a pile of rice fields, and his body was covered with a layer of paste, and even his face was γγγγγγγ
The group of people who rushed to him quickly ran into the toilet and vomited so much that they even vomited bile.