Chapter 175: I'll Be Back (10,000 Words Update Asking for Subscription)
After the group of people who came out of the village came over, they first appeased the people in their village, and then shouted to Tian Dafu's group: "A few little brothers, they are all from the villagers, we are not unreasonable, you can rest if you want to rest, can we say a few words to the little brother who led the tiger in the past?"
"Say whatever you want! Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info" Da Zhuang looked back at Yan Fei, who was indifferent, and turned his head and said coaxingly.
These people looked at the fact that there must be at least one village chief in it, and it was rare for him to have the opportunity to be so angry with the village cadres.
The person who shouted had no choice, so he had to continue to shout to Yan Fei through these young people: "Little brother, we don't say dark words, we will say it directly." This tiger really can't stay here, not to mention that there are many living creatures in the village, even people can't stand being so scared, right?
Yan Fei didn't pay attention to him at all, but turned his head to look at the corner of the wall.
A few little heads just poked out of the corner of the wall over there, and they were peeking at him, the weather was still cold, and there was snot hanging under the noses of several little heads. Seeing that he turned his head, he immediately retracted. Then there was a small whining from the other side of the wall: "Oh, don't push, don't push, he's seen it......"
Yan Fei listened funny, this group of snot babies are really bold, this is sneaking around from another place to see the tiger coming!
After a while, the snot babies couldn't help it again and began to peek at each other. Before they came, Yan Fei heard the movement of this group of little guys sneaking over, otherwise the tiger would not be so honest. At this time, I deliberately pretend not to see them, and let them look at them casually.
As a result, after watching for a while, they became more and more bold, and the leader of the snot baby stared at the big black eyes, and shouted in a thief: "Uncle, will your tiger eat people?"
"Don't eat adults, but eat children!" Yan Fei scared them.
As soon as he said this, the little ones were happy, and their heads stretched out longer: "Uncle, do you eat cabbage as a tiger?"
The place where Yan Fei stayed was in the corner of the wall, and the snot babies were in another corner, and it just so happened that the people from the village couldn't see the snot babies, so the little guys stuck their heads out and asked funny questions.
Yan Fei would rather talk nonsense with this group of snot babies than talk nonsense with the people from the village over there - how obvious it is, it's all here, and he still pretends not to know who he is, and closes his mouth Little brother, as if he is wronged in his village, is it interesting?
Since you are pretending to be stupid, I will pretend to be deaf and see who can pretend to be whom!
At this time, a little snot baby was saying, "Uncle and uncle, the tiger usually drinks sweet potato wrapped grain grits with shredded radish or pickles?"
A big snot baby interjected: "Tigers don't drink sweet potatoes and grits!"
Yan Fei replied with a smile: "Yes, they don't like to drink thin food, they only eat steamed buns dipped in bean paste, and they have to put chili powder......"
This was immediately agreed by a certain snot baby, and he said happily: "Well, I don't like to drink thin food, but also like spicy food." But my mom wouldn't let me eat more, saying it was on fire. Uncle, will this tiger be on fire?"
Yan Fei looked at this little guy and wanted to laugh, the corners of his mouth were on fire on both sides, and he still wanted to eat spicy food?
The people who came out of the village over there talked for a long time, only a few young people in Da Zhuang were talking nonsense with them, and seeing that Yan Fei never looked back at them, he finally began to be anxious: "Little brother, if you have any conditions, just mention it, we must do our best to do it, just ask you to take the tiger away quickly......"
Yan Fei still pretended not to hear, don't you know what the conditions are?
He pulled the tiger's head and showed the little snot babies the tiger's mouth: "You see, the tiger can't get angry, the corners of your mouth are rotten, no wonder your mother won't let you eat chili, you definitely don't like to drink water, right? This tiger loves to drink water the most, and can drink a big pot at a time!"
"Huh?" the little snotty babies exclaimed. "No wonder they're so big......? Can that big bear drink so much water?"
"Yes, if you look at the fat bear, you must be able to eat and drink. If you eat like them, you will grow like them. ”
Talking nonsense with this group of little snot babies, Yan Fei suddenly remembered something and said to them: "Let me ask a question, if anyone of you can answer, I will let him come over and touch the tiger!"
"Really?" the group of snotty babies glared, excited and hesitant. "Then the tiger doesn't bite, does it?"
"Don't bite, look at it. Yan Fei put his hand into the tiger's mouth with a helpless expression. "Look, isn't it?"
"It really doesn't bite!" the snotty babies were excited. "Uncle, just ask!"
In order to show his determination, one of the snot babies wiped his nose with his sleeve, and the already bright sleeve suddenly became even brighter.
"Who in your village is the most talkative?" Yan Fei asked, fearing that they wouldn't understand, and explained. "Who's the best in your village, and everybody else has to listen to him?"
A snot baby immediately shouted without thinking: "I know, I know, the old Gu Ye in our village is the most powerful, what he says others have to do!"
"No, no, no," said another snotty baby. "Uncle Zhuzhu is the most powerful, he can carry the stone stone in the wheat field. ”
"You are all wrong, Aunt Hua is the most powerful, no one dares to mess with her. Last time, her chickens ran away, and she scolded in the village for a day, but no one dared to say anything. ”
"Isn't it? Uncle Cheng is amazing, he is a cultural person, he has been to a big city, and he has brought back an aunt from a big city......
"Fart, fart, he's not a cultural person. My grandmother said that Uncle Cheng didn't study well when he went to school, and he didn't know a few words at all. When I came back after going out for a few days, I still wore glasses and pretended to be a cultural person, and I didn't know who I was......"
"Don't say bad things about Uncle Cheng, my mother said that Uncle Cheng made a fortune, eats meat every day, and is ready to build a new house. She also said that she would wait a few days for my dad to follow Uncle Cheng to make a lot of money!"
"My mother also said that I would let my uncle make a fortune with Uncle Cheng, and said that he would also bring me a little aunt from the big city......"
A group of snotty babies began to babble and rush to answer questions, competing for the opportunity to touch the tiger. As a result, talking turned into a quarrel.
Listening to this, Yan Fei heard the point: "Then do you know who came up with the idea when the people in the village went to the township to ask for cattle yesterday? Is it Old Master Gu or this Uncle Cheng?"
This question is too 'profound' for this group of snotty babies, and a group of snotty babies began to meditate.
Suddenly, a snotty baby's eyes lit up, wiped his nose hard, and shouted excitedly: "I know, I know, it's Uncle Cheng." I also heard from the second grandfather, saying that he made some money outside, and his heart was also dark, and he said, and said, and said, ......"
I didn't say it for a long time, but I reminded another snot baby: "I know, I know, I heard the third grandfather say that his idea is a bit bad conscience......"
"You are not allowed to speak ill of Uncle Cheng, I heard Uncle Da Zhu say that he is so that we all can eat meat, so he is not as ...... as you said."
"Yes, you say bad things about Uncle Cheng, and you won't be allowed to eat meat in the future......"
So a group of little snot babies suddenly divided into two factions and began to continue arguing about the problem just now, one group insisted that the one called the plug was good, and everyone would be able to eat beef immediately, and the other group insisted that this person was not good.
Seeing that the noise was starting to push and push, Yan Fei hurriedly stopped them: "Don't fight, come here and line up now." Say the good stand on the line, say the bad stand on the line. ”
There was also a clever snot baby who shouted, "Uncle, can you come here?" We came secretly, and if we showed it to the family, we would be beaten......
Yan Fei kicked one of the tigers, made it move towards the wall, and beckoned, "Come on! By the way, who dares to take a sneak peek, is the glasses in the group over there? I'll let him touch it twice. ”
"It's him, except for Brother Dayang, he is the only one in our village who wears glasses......"
"Yes, yes, yes......"
This group of little snot babies didn't even look at it, so they sold Uncle Cheng, who was about to lead the whole village to eat meat.
Yan Fei smiled proudly, and while mourning for the 'single-minded uncle's uncle, he patted the tiger's head and said: "Okay, everyone behaves well, I reward you all for coming over and touching the tiger twice, and if you want to touch the black bear, you can also touch it!"
A group of snotty babies trembled, cautious, excited, and excitedly lined up, slipped through the wall, and began to come and touch the tiger.
Yan Fei also confessed: "Go back quickly after touching it, don't tell anyone, otherwise your family knows that you dare to touch the tiger, and you will definitely be killed......"
Suddenly, these little ones all became cautious, looked at each other, and began to hook their fingers: "Whoever says it is a puppy...... The hook hangs up, and it will not change for a hundred years. ”
Yan Fei watched them pull the hook, happier than when they touched the tiger.
Originally, he was going to come over last night to listen to the news, but Miss Xu Xiaoyan was here, and he couldn't let his daughter-in-law live alone in a deserted place, so he honestly accompanied his daughter-in-law.
When he pulled the tiger away this morning, his daughter-in-law was not at ease, and in the end, he had no choice, so he pulled out the name of his future father-in-law, saying that this was the idea given by Old Man Xu, so that his daughter-in-law could rest assured.
In fact, Old Man Xu's method was much more ruthless than this, saying that he wanted him to knock on the mountain and shake the tiger. He also said that since you want to do something big, then do something from time to time to deter those who will have crooked thoughts.
But Yanfei felt that the method was too uncreative.
I've done that kind of thing once, and it's not interesting to do it again, not to mention that I have to accompany my daughter-in-law at night, so I didn't take that method.
Now that he has found the main owner, Yan Fei will not panic. Waiting for a group of little snot babies to sneak back, he squinted at the rising sun in the east, and was about to think of various ways to clean up people. Suddenly, his ears moved, and he heard the faint sound of a car, and immediately stood up and greeted Tian Dafu's group of people: "Let's go!"
Of course, it was too cheap to leave like this, and the group of people on the other side left a message: "I will come back!"
So the group of people who had just shown a little joy suddenly became earthy......