Section 443 Jokes
"Then Producer Li, let's do this today! I hope we have a chance to work together next time!"
At the end of the meeting, Director Liu's words directly blinded Li Chenghao, who had already thought about how to shoot again.
Sure enough, when there was a meeting, how nice and pleasant what others said before was a lie.
Basically, the most important thing is the last sentence.
What did not achieve the desired result, did not complete the shooting time. At the beginning, some of the words that seemed to count a few police officers, in the end, were covered up by "Let's do this today".
And Director Liu's last sentence "There will be a chance to cooperate in the future", that is even more polite in courtesy, if you want to be serious, you deserve to be a husband stone.
Li Chenghao forgot that all military and police departments have a bit of a tradition of protecting calves.
Today is Xu Lei, or the program team violates the rules first.
Then in the eyes of others, the pot that did not achieve the expected goal of the shooting effect naturally did not fall on them.
As for wanting to continue shooting, or start from scratch?
Sorry, you have to reapply.
As for whether it will agree?
Discuss again!
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At this time, the first episode of "Extremely Picky" has not yet been broadcast!
The so-called influence of the program is basically zero. Li Chenghao naturally does not have the right to argue with others.
Not only him, but Zhang Yingxia and other seven people, no one has the ability to say that they have the ability to argue with the police.
Or to put it another way, that's not called ability, that's called brain-dead.
After everyone left, Li Chenghao took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to each of Zhang Yingxia's seven people:
"Zhang Yingxia, let's have dinner together in the evening!
"Brother Xu Lei, let's have dinner together in the evening!
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Until after receiving an affirmative answer from seven people. Li Chenghao breathed a sigh of relief.
It seems that everyone feels that today's shooting is really a bit aggrieved.
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The so-called dinner is actually in the hotel selected by the crew.
It's not a top hotel, but the chefs are good.
It's just that after the dishes are served.
Ren Li Chenghao how to greet. All seven of them didn't do anything.
Seeing this, Li Chenghao stopped talking. Instead, he took two more cups from the kitchen cabinet on one side.
Along with the one he used himself, it was poured with wine.
"Brothers, there are a few brothers! I won't say more! I will compensate you for today's reckless shooting plan!"
After that, he picked up a glass of wine and drank it down.
When he picked up the second cup, Xu Lei on the side hurriedly stopped him: "What are you doing? I'm the direct culprit!"
After speaking, Xu Lei took the two glasses of wine poured by Li Chenghao one by one, and the wine was dry in an instant.
At this time, Zhang Yingxia didn't know what to say.
Not only him, but also Kuang Yi and Zheng Ze didn't dare to say anything.
"Brother Xu Lei, drink less!" Zhou Xinyang pulled out the cup in Xu Lei's hand at this time: "Everyone is sad about today's matter!
"Director, is there really no way to save our issue this time?" Zhang Yingxia thought about it, but still asked these words.
Li Chenghao shook his head: "It can't be saved! The weight of the shooting is completely insufficient! Even if you add a lot of meaningless driving shots, it is not enough at all." Not to mention that such a shot is impossible to pass the review in the later stage! It's a complete waste of time!"
"What then?"
"I've thought of two ways now, one is to find someone to shoot for me, and the other is to keep doing it, failure is failure, and go straight to post-editing, which is as long as it should be. Then I cut it into another small project and synthesized it into a one-and-a-half-hour variety show. “
"It's impossible to find someone to shoot for you!" Kang Bo first denied: "This is not shooting with ordinary people, we are cooperating with a law enforcement department today." This point determines that we can't play any tricks, otherwise, if something happens in the future, someone else will break some information, and we will be even more ugly! Personally, I tend to edit it directly, what should it be, or what it should be!"
"It's better for me to be honest!" Zhou Xinyang agreed.
"Since it's my basket, I'll clean it up, if you agree, I want to shoot a short project, and make up a complete variety show with today's project. Xu Lei suddenly said: "Everyone's performance fee." I'm coming out. ”
"Xu Lei, when you're drunk, just lie down and talk nonsense!" Kang Bo cried and laughed.
"I'm not drunk, I'm serious!" Xu Lei said solemnly: "If everyone can afford me and follow my method, then listen to me!"
"I have no opinion!" Zhang Yingxia agreed: "But I don't need you to pay." You give the money to the two little ones. They have to get the consent of the brokerage company, and if they don't have the money to open the way, that's not going to work! When the time comes, just make this show more exciting!"
"Me too, just take care of the food!" Wang Tao also said.
Seeing that he had two out of six, Xu Lei looked at Zhang Yingxia gratefully, and then turned his head to look at Kang Bo.
"Why are you staring at me?" Kang Bo said angrily, "Am I the one who confesses money?" But when you take care of the food, if the food is not delicious, don't blame me for pouring the food on your head!"
Then Zhou Xinyang stretched out two fingers and said with a smile: "I'm going with the flow! Anyway, I have time recently!"
The next two Meng Xingang wanted to say something, but Xu Lei stretched out his hand to stop them: "Needless to say! As long as your two agents don't open their mouths, then this matter will be done!"
After saying this, Xu Lei turned his head to Li Chenghao and said, "Director Li, tell me about your plan!"
Li Chenghao was on the side, standing with his eyes blinking. Like an outsider, watching the situation change at this dinner.
How did the apology and reflection seminar turn into a collusion meeting?
Hearing Xu Lei's inquiry, Li Chenghao hurriedly came back to his senses and said: "Oh, this plan is simple and simple, that is, everyone goes to a job and works part-time! ”
"Hey, this is good!" Wang Tao first agreed: "This doesn't need to be compared with face or anything, it's more beneficial to us like this!"
When Kang Bo heard this, he couldn't help but praise: "It's worthy of being a director, don't talk about this project when you open your mouth, the key is that it's quite feasible!"
"Do you do other industries?" Zhou Xinyang said a little distressed: "It seems that I really haven't done anything in other industries! What if I don't do it well?"
"If you don't do it well, that's the variety show effect!" Zhang Yingxia said with a smile: "Variety show, you do a good job, it's called positive energy and inspiration, if you don't do it well, you will hand it over to the editor, to ensure that you can get the headline of "distressed Xinyang"!"
"I'm really good at this!" Xu Lei also said: "By the way, let my brain calm and calm! Don't make a faint move on impulse!"
As for Zheng Ze and Kuang Yi, they could only look at each other's faces and found that they were not very good.
But it's hard to refute anything!
seems to understand the worries of the two. Li Chenghao smiled and said to the two: "Don't worry, I'll go and tell your agent over there!
Seeing that the two of them still didn't believe it, Li Chenghao simply broke it: "I'm also from the First TV Station, and this program is ready to be broadcast on the First TV Comprehensive Channel!
At this moment, the two of them also understood instantly! Li Chenghao was planning to use the trick of the store to bully customers. However, there doesn't seem to be anything bad about it! Although it was their own company that was bullied, why did the two of them still feel a little happy in their hearts?
"Then we're going to shoot this tomorrow?" asked Zhang Yingxia after taking a bite of food.
"No, there is a shooting mission tomorrow. Li Chenghao shook his head and said, "Tomorrow's plan has made an appointment." Can't change it!"
"Dating someone?" At this moment, everyone's eyes lit up: "Men and women?"
"Hey, I said what's the matter with you one by one? Why are you staring so big, especially the two of you, Kuang Yi and Zheng Ze, you are still in the development stage, don't be like a few of them. Li Chenghao couldn't help but open his mouth to teach a lesson.
It's really the expressions of the seven people, it's really like Ultraman seeing a little monster, a house cat seeing a small dried fish, a dead house seeing a model figure, and a woman seeing a brand-name bag. I almost pounced.
"No way, seven men! hugging each other, although it is a variety show requirement, it is still very uncomfortable to think about!" Zhang Yingxia said helplessly: "Besides, isn't there a saying that 'men and women match, don't get tired of work'!"
"You're quite capable of breaking around!" Li Chenghao smiled.
"Is it really a woman?" Zhang Yingxia's eyes widened!
"When did I say it was a woman?" Li Chenghao asked directly.
"No?" Zhang Yingxia continued.
"Is there one?" Li Chenghao continued to ask rhetorically!
"Didn't you?"
"Nope!"
"Okay, director, you just give a happy word, whether it's a man or a woman!" Xu Lei really couldn't stand the attitude of the two of them. Asked directly.
"This, people let me keep it secret!" Li Chenghao spread his hands and said, "Say, if you see you tomorrow, you will know!"
"Okay, okay, why do you keep chasing the director and asking? If he wants to say, he has already said it!" Kang Bo said impatiently: "With this kung fu, hurry up and eat, finish eating and sleeping, and get up early tomorrow to see who is not!"
"That's right!"
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The dish has five flavors.
After the heart knot caused by the daytime shooting was opened, although it was just an ordinary dish, the seven people ate it very fragrant.
"Zhang Yingxia, I heard that you have a new movie coming out?" Kang Bo asked as he picked his teeth. As soon as he finished eating, he found a topic and chatted with Zhang Yingxia.
"Yes!" Zhang Yingxia nodded: "No, now it's just running variety shows, so that the audience can see me, see me pitiful, and then after softening, go to the cinema to support me!"
"Are you still worried about the box office?" Kang Bo seemed to hear a joke: "Other investors, many people can't even survive a movie." It's often a passion to invest in a movie, and the result is to drive a high-end car to visit the class, and then pedal a bicycle to get the box office!"
"What does this mean?" Zheng Ze drank a little too much, and his brain was a little confused. It's still a little bit confusing.
"It means that at the beginning, I still had the money to drive a high-end car to explore the movie that I invested! In the end, even the sedan got in. And the payment of this box office is delayed. At that time, investors could only pedal bicycles to get the box office!" Zhang Yingxia explained with a smile.
"yes, someone else is on a bicycle. You, Zhang Yingxia, have changed from a bicycle all the way to driving a high-end car to get the box office. Oh no, you're sitting in the office now, waiting for the theater owner to transfer the box office revenue to the company's account, and then call you to notify you!" Kang Bo shook his head and said, "That's a big difference, it's a big difference!"
"How can it be so exaggerated as you say!" Zhang Yingxia was angry and funny: "Brother Kang, are you kidding, don't you even play the draft now?"
"Hey, this is a fact! It's not a draft!" Wang Tao interjected at this time: "To tell you the truth! Zhang Yingxia! I want to follow you to make a movie! To tell you the truth, your company's achievements in making movies are envied by even many industrial companies! The box office yield is amazingly high!"
"That's right!" Xu Lei also joined in and said: "Thanks to you, now in our circle, it is much easier to fool those people in the industry to invest in movies! I heard that several times someone has been looking for investment, and your deeds and investment income statement have become the 'last straw' that affects the changes in the hearts of those investors!"
"Brother Xu Lei, the more you talk about it, the more mysterious it becomes!"
"It's really not mysterious!" Zhou Xinyang also said: "I've seen it with my own eyes! A well-known director, when looking for a real estate developer to attract investment, he can't say whether he lives or dies. People talk about it at every turn, and talk about data. As a result, the director directly asked you to make an example, or even directly asked the real estate investor to check your box office results. As a result, it really moved!"
"And how was that movie at the box office?"
"What can I do? I lost it!" Zhou Xinyang shrugged his shoulders and said: "This movie, if you can make money no matter what, will it be so difficult to invest in Nala?"
"Hahahahaha!" everyone laughed as soon as these words came out.
The entertainment industry, especially the film industry, is difficult to attract investment, that is well known. After all, in this circle, if the good and the bad are mixed, it can be regarded as a compliment.
It's basically just a baby, ten wastes. Whether it's the glamorous artist in front of you, or the production team behind the scenes. It's all like that.
The good ones will always be in the minority.
Investors want to find big directors and big stars who can guarantee returns, but these big directors and big stars are so easy to be met by these investors who only invest one or two million, or even less?
The people these investors met were basically the ten wasted characters.
Such a production team plus artists.
Investing here is basically the same as gambling stones, losing is the truth, and making a profit is an accident.
Someone who succeeds with a small and large investment is naturally worth celebrating, but he intends to replicate the success with a small cost!
It takes not just luck, but also eyesight.
However, the market wind is too erratic.
The scripts that can still sell well in the first half of the year, and after the second half of the year comes out, there are many people who can't even drink the soup.
Most of them have become material for individual film critics from all walks of life to complain about the garbage of films in the film industry.
And in such an atmosphere.
Zhang Yingxia's investment performance is like a rocket launching into the sky, it can be seen from afar, and it is difficult not to attract attention.