Chapter 961 How Many Good Mothers Do You Really Have?
In the evening, the sun was still scorching, but after eight o'clock, the world changed drastically.
The demon wind gusted, and the stars that were already few were instantly covered by dark clouds.
A flash of lightning pierced the darkness of the night. And the deafening thunder matched the oath of Xiao Daguan.
"Look, God can't listen to it anymore. Be careful to really 'cross' the robbery in advance......"
Dai Yan'er, who was smiling, patted Xiao Sheng's shoulder and said 'meaningfully'.
His eyes slipped over the constantly flashing night sky on the edge of the sky, and Xiao Sheng felt that he should wait to talk about it, otherwise it was really possible to 'cross the catastrophe'.
"Do you know why I'm so sensitive, even out of my temper, about that issue just now?"
Xiao Sheng pulled a lot of words, but in the end, he still couldn't make the other party 'forget' the 'touch injury' just now. When Dai Yan'er forcibly pulled the topic back again, Xiao Daguan, who had learned well this time, was silent.
Seeing that Xiao Sheng was silent, Dai Yan'er, who was originally walking side by side, suddenly stopped and said to him with a 'fist' on the chest: "Why don't you say it at this time?
"I'm afraid of five thunderstorms in the sky!"
Xiao Sheng's explanation really made Dai Yan'er smile knowingly.
"When I smile, my face is like a spring flower, it will definitely move people, no matter who he is!"
When Xiao Daguan looked at Dai Yan'er and said Sanmao's original words with a smile, the latter looked at each other in a daze.
"Did anyone tell you that you smile beautifully?" said Xiao Daguan's big hand again as he said this sensationally. was ready to repeat the old trick by using the atmosphere to rub oil again, but Dai Yan'er seemed to see through it and opened it with one hand.
"A young man of literature and art like you who has a 'literary and youthful disease' is no longer attractive enough for the current little girl. ”
"I rarely show my talent in front of women. Don't forget, I'm also a top student. ”
This is 'undeniable' even for Dai Yan'er. I really don't know what he has experienced over the years, a child who can only barely go to agricultural school in the college entrance examination has now transformed into a 'school bully' figure that others can't reach.
"Really, especially when you smile, those crescent-like eyes are always hard to look away. ”
"Enough is enough! If you talk too much, you'll be disgusted. ”
When Dai Yan'er said this, Xiao Sheng took out a few coins from his pocket, stuffed them into Dai Yan'er's hand and said, "What do I want to do, you know......"
'Poof......'
The 'stalk' of a coin says that it is fun once, and it is repeatedly emphasized that it is to find a fight.
Xiao Daguanren, who bent down with his lower abdomen, pointed at Dai Yan'er with an exaggerated expression: "It turns out that you are also a master of internal boxing. It's broken, you are responsible for ......" After saying this, Xiao Sheng sang a certain sentence of Dai Quan's "Wukong" - I want this iron rod, what's the use......
'Bang ......'
The elbow smashed on Xiao Sheng's bent back from top to bottom, and at this moment, Xiao Daguan splashed out of 'passion' because of his 'cheapness'......
"Oh, I'll go, I finally know that the girl now can do it, and she won't make any noise. What's the noise? How relieving is this?"
changed her usual graceful and dignified image, and Dai Yan'er, who still had a delicate smile at this time, gave Xiao Sheng an extremely 'strange' feeling.
"Shouldn't everyone like you be dignified, atmospheric, and high-grade?"
Looking at Dai Yan'er, who was pinching her waist in front of her for the first time, Xiao Sheng asked with a wry smile.
For a 'disciple' like you, you just can't show mercy. After saying this, Dai Yan'er burst out laughing.
Then he said with a long 'ah': "My lady's image is all ruined today!"
"I told you you that you have queen tendencies. It's just that the time, environment and characters don't match the number, and once you match the number, you will immediately reveal your true nature......"
'Ahh......h
"Like a tigress, she pounced on me, ravaged me, trampled me, and spurred me ......"
While talking, Xiao Daguan, who was still energetic, pulled his expensive Versace, and his strong chest muscles appeared in front of Dai Yan'er from time to time. Looking at this 'bewitching' posture, while blushing and smiling, Dai Yan'er rested her hand on the waistband of her trousers.
'Whoa......'
When Xiao Sheng saw that the other party really pulled out his belt, this guy reminded while retreating: "This is not good, really Yan'er! I am not mentally prepared at all." You see how you say it's also a golden branch and jade leaf, if you explain it here casually, I can't even care about it. ”
'Bang Bang ......'
The leather belt was stunned by Dai Yan'er and made a few noises, and Xiao Daguan, who stepped on the empty during the retreat, sat on the steps. When he saw Dai Yan'er catching up, he even got up, stretched out his right hand and said, "Pants, your pants are off!" I saw everything, I saw everything...... Damn, why didn't you react......"
This should be Dai Yan'er's 'craziest' since she was a child! Even when she was young, the whole family spoiled her. Xiao Nizi didn't do such a 'excessive' thing.
In front of a member of the opposite sex, he pulled out the waistband of his trousers that was originally bound to him. If this thing gets out, I don't think anyone will believe it!
At this time, he stood there looking at Dai Yan'er, who was distancing himself from him, and he couldn't believe that he would 'let himself go' like this!
'Smack......'
Xiao Daguan, who put his hands together, said with a begging for mercy: "The girl gives face, and it is also Brother Huaicheng Sheng's." Bang Bang ...... There are whip marks all over my body, and it's hard to explain when I go out. People asked: Yo, Brother Sheng, do you have such a strong taste?"
"How should I answer? Well, I have a habit of this? If this gets out, those girls who admire me in their hearts won't be crazy? Catch me is a 'snap' and jerk, and confess to me while pumping back: Brother Sheng, I love you......"
'Giggle......'
Dai Yan'er, who was amused by Xiao Sheng, took the belt in her hand and stroked her hot cheek with one hand. At a certain moment, she felt more and more that she was going to be led astray by the 'disciple' in front of her.
"One of the things I wonder the most is that if you women have a belt or not, it's a result, why do you wear a belt? Just so that men can untie an extra 'lock' when they are 'wide clothes' for you...... Huh, it's down?"
'Bang Bang ......'
The shoulder was patted several times by the red-faced Dai Yan'er, and the Daguan Xiao, who was leaning sideways, blinked his eyes and said: "It's amazing, your big crotch, I will come down with a light pull?" I was really careless and deliberately pulled hard. Really, I'm not lying......"
"Ah...... I want to tear this mouth of yours apart......"
Dai Yan'er, whose face was swollen and red, re-bound the belt of her trousers, and during this period, Yu Guang was still wary of Xiao Daguan, who was now starting to have 'additional movements' in his hands.
"You can really do it now, huh! Not only is your mouth poor, but you're also cheap in your hands, huh?"
Hearing this, Xiao Shengtian replied shamelessly: "Isn't this exactly what you want to see? Don't you want to see the most real me? Well, when facing you, I am like this." It is no exaggeration to say that what I have just said and done is only one percent of what I really think in my heart. ”
"Yan'er, I want to watch the red sun rise tomorrow with you......"
When Yan'er heard this, she snorted coldly: "Then do you want to learn cat barking with me?"
Hearing this, Xiao Sheng subconsciously turned sideways to look at Dai Yan'er's and buttocks, and said with wide eyes: "Where's the tail?
"Where's your tail?" Dai Yan'er, who finished asking this sentence, instantly regretted it, especially when she saw Xiao Daguan's grinning appearance, she knew that the other party was waiting for her to ask such a rhetorical question.
"My 'tail'...... No, I'm a shy and shy man!"
'Whew......'
"You're still biting!"
was already too lazy to beat the other party with his hands, biting Xiao Sheng's shoulder, although it was a light coat with a silk texture, but the ruthless Dai Yan'er still burned her teeth marks deeply into the muscles of this guy.
Biting and biting, Dai Yan'er suddenly found that Xiao Sheng was silent. When she looked up, the latter's forehead was covered with beads of sweat, and the muscles on his face twitched, but he looked at herself with a 'forced smile' on his face.
"Are you comfortable? Because of my uprightness, have you completely vented your tangled emotions? Women are women, and in the 'game' with men, your biggest shortcoming is 'sensibility'. I really don't like you who are too rational, it will make me feel like I have a bite on the 'hedgehog'. I still like to tear off the 'disguise' of you, you have a temper and no means, at least you are willing to show me your vulnerable side. ”
"Also, some time ago, it was reported on the news that the rabies vaccine in some provinces and cities in China is fake, and it is not easy to make it! You say, when I go to get vaccinated tomorrow, will I encounter a fake one? Tap, tap, can I change this way?"
'Sizzle......'
In the corner of the dam in the dark night, the figures of a man and a woman are faintly reflected by the boat lights on the river. In the eyes of outsiders, this should be a pair of young people in 'love'. The woman snuggles up on the man's shoulder, while the man happily 'learns to meow'.
It's just that the sound made by this young male cat is a bit like the sound of those 'hairy, spring' cats 'roaring' in the middle of the night.
Perhaps, this is the taste and alternative expression of young people nowadays......
Dai Yan'er, who finally finished the catharsis, no longer stood on tiptoe, but rudely pulled down Xiao Sheng's neckline. When she saw the faint bloodshot tooth marks on the other party's shoulder, a 'victory' smile appeared on her face.
Xiao Nizi, who tilted her head, looked at Xiao Sheng next to her with a smile on her face. The bright eyes like autumn water are eye-catching, and they look straight at this guy......
There is still a demonic wind, and there is still thunder......
But all these external conditions seem to be unable to hinder the eye contact between the two.
"According to the normal plot development in the movie, should I kiss you on the lips?"
"What do you think?" Dai Yan'er, who was still smiling, returned the right to speak to Xiao Sheng.
"On my waist...... Is that cool thing the tip of a knife? You still have a knife with me when you go out?"
"*, the ...... given to me by my mother Liu"
"How many good mothers do you have?"