Chapter 197: Pharmacy Bilian
The people were angry at the sudden cut in line by this group, and they didn't know how many words they scolded in their hearts, but in the end, they dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, and they had to obediently go back and make a spacious place for them. … ≦,
Martin Luther King Jr. once said: History will record this period of social transition, but found that the greatest sorrow is not the arrogance of bad people, but the excessive silence of good people.
It's not that good people want to be silent, it's that there is nowhere to speak, except that the prostate gland can be inflamed.
You reason with them, they play hooligan with you, you play hooligan with them, they talk to you about the law, you talk to them about the law...... You talk to them about culture, he talks to you about Confucius, you talk to them about Confucius, he says I am your Laozi. (Just in case, the key words are no longer described).
In short, there are some things that don't need to be said too clearly, everyone understands them.
QuietBecause of the nature of the previous work, I have seen a lot of this set. However, this is really the first time I have seen this openly come to worship God, and I can't help but mutter: "This guy is too bold." ”
Mom raised her eyebrows and said, "This is not unusual. If you don't have a lot of guts, how can you have a big belly?"
Jixiang obviously didn't know much about these, and asked curiously: "Why is it that if you are bold, your belly will be big?"
My mother explained with a smile: "If you are bold, you will have a big appetite, and if you have a big appetite, your stomach will naturally be big." ”
"Oh. Jixiang hummed softly, looked down at his stomach, and didn't know where to think of it, and his face suddenly turned red.
The organizers of the temple fair were also very nervous about the arrival of this big man, and immediately sent staff, nodded and greeted for a long time, and finally transferred the people's team to the back to make more space.
Everyone was angry in their hearts, and they could only swallow their anger. There was a commotion in the ranks for a while before it subsided, and the gongs and drums sounded in front. The whole team began to move slowly.
But the slower and slower you go, the slower you go, and when you get halfway up the mountain, you simply start walking a few steps and stop a few steps. There was a lot of talk in the team, and they all poked their heads out and looked ahead.
After a while, the news spread.
The big fat leader couldn't walk......
Liquan Mountain is not very high, the height is only more than 400 meters, but starting from the city to climb the mountain, you have to climb two small mountain passes, and the total distance is almost five or six miles.
For ordinary people, this speed is the same as walking. It doesn't waste much physical strength, but for a big fat man who is overworked every day and visually weighs at least 250 pounds, especially on a hot day, it is simply an inhuman torture.
My mother was a little impatient and said, "Who are these people, this is, I can't walk after just a few steps?"
Dad snorted and said, "Eat, drink and have fun all day long, empty your body, and it's strange to be able to walk." Let me see, I guess you'll have to hire someone to carry it up in a moment. ”
As my dad expected. After a while, I saw a staff member in a white shirt at the back of the team, with a few honest peasants, hurrying to the front of the team with a chair.
The team finally began to pick up speed slowly. According to the news from the roadside society ahead, in order not to delay the auspicious time of King Helong's birthday, the leader of the big fat army was persuaded by everyone, and it was after repeated resignations with righteous and strict words. 'Reluctantly' sat on the high-tech product - a green and environmentally friendly manpower mobile seat without exhaust.
What a good comrade who thinks about the people, what a good fat man who is high-spirited and bright, makes people involuntarily think of a heroic figure who can sing and cry - Pharmacy Bilian.
Finally reached the top of the mountain at eleven o'clock. In front of the Longwang Temple, more than 10 tables of feasts are placed, and the whole pig with saffron in the mouth is placed on the table, the whole sheep, the fan cake stacked into a tower, the wine ceremony of five animals, fruits and vegetables, cooked rice, ingots, wealth and so on.
The people also arranged the offerings, spread red cloth on the ground, and carefully arranged the best products neatly.
There were no fewer people coming to worship today than yesterday, but this time Mom and Tranquility took a good place, relatively far ahead, and there happened to be a relatively flat stone beside them that was used as a sacrifice table.
Although my father was very disdainful of this set, he still helped my mother clean up the sacrificial table.
At a quarter past eleven, the sacrifice officially began.
The big fat man with special preferential treatment, the leader was crowded, and the entourage was guarded left and right, standing at the front of the sacrificial table in a big way, and the sacrifices were lined up in front of him, such as suckling pigs, hooves, sheep's heads, lobsters, nuts, etc., which were very rich.
Facing the Dragon King Temple, his fat face was no longer arrogant, and he became extremely solemn and sacred, even more pious than some people.
The procedures of the sacrificial ceremony are very cumbersome, from singing, drumming, and applause to kowtowing, passing incense, offering silk, entering the jue, and then to offering wine, offering dolphin yuan, three animals, delicacies, fruits, feasts, wine, and so on.
The common people were extremely pious and kept kowtowing, even the big fat man kowtowed seriously, but the dragon lord Lu Zheng listened drowsily......
Bang bang bang...... Several artillery shots rang out.
The old master of ceremonies faced the believers, and the dantian lifted his breath, and the voice was like a bell reciting the sacrificial text:
"On the fifth day of the seventh month of the year 2015, the birthday of the Dragon King of Qingjiang, the townspeople of Shuangqiao and the villagers of Dayan....... Wait, with fragrant tea, wine and rice, good food, ingots and treasures, to sacrifice to the god of the dragon king of Qingjiang, said: Qingjiang dragon king god, heroic spirit of the thousand autumns, the light of the gods, blessings of the four seas, the longevity of the boundless, pet Sui Quartet, long Mu deep grace, grace long dip, long years, sassy chapter, relying on the blessing of God, the villagers are healthy, Keshao Jiqiu, Yongji incense, stretching melons, Yishi Qichang, when the birthday of the dragon king, recommend the sacrifice of fragrant, the gods come to the grid, the crane drives back. Vovi is still feasting!"
"After the ceremony, withdraw the food, flatten the body, and fire the cannon!"
Firecrackers rang out in unison, and gunsmoke filled the air.
"Pray in front of the Dragon Throne!"
The people were in a commotion, and they began to pack up their offerings and prepare to go to the Dragon King's Hall to kowtow and pray for blessings. But at this moment, the staff wearing shirts began to stretch out their arms to stop the crowd, holding a loudspeaker in their hands and shouting: "Quiet, quiet, everyone wait outside for a while, wait for a while." ”
The big fat man who knelt on the futon and kowtowed, his face was covered with hot sweat, and with the support of his entourage, he stood up tremblingly, took out a handkerchief from his pocket, and wiped the sweat beads on his face.
The old master of ceremonies and the deacon both bowed their heads and leaned over and made a gesture of please.
The fat man nodded, gasped for breath for a long time, poured a bottle of energy drink, and then moved his sour hands and feet, surrounded by his entourage, and swaggered towards the Dragon King Temple.
The meaning is obvious, when the people are finished, it will be the people's turn to worship.
It was nearly noon, the scorching sun was on the head, it was already very hot, and the cumbersome ritual of worshiping the gods had already roasted the fire of the common people, and seeing this big fat man into the temple, and they were stopped outside, someone shouted: "Fuck, if you are really capable, you will bully the people." ”
Someone took the lead, and immediately more people chimed in.
"What's the big deal, it's shameless!"
"That is, the pig's head with a fat head and big ears is not a good thing at first glance. ”
"The people enjoy the fat and the people's ointment, and they have to on the heads of the people. Who gave you the power?"
"Tonic Bilian, still come to worship the Dragon King with a shy face, so I am not afraid that the Dragon King will clean up this grandson. ”
"Yes, Lord Dragon, Lord Dragon, thunder struck him. ”
The crowd was surging, and the white-shirted personnel who maintained order had a look of fear on their faces. There was only one guy who was obviously not stingy, and seemed to be rampant, pointing at the crowd with a scolding face: "Shut your mouth and want to die, don't you? Don't fucking be like a shrunken turtle, you have the ability to stand up and see how Lao Tzu kills you." ”
A young man secretly held up his mobile phone and began to take pictures.
"Fuck, you still dare to shoot? Who told you to shoot it? Bring me the phone, bring it over. The man stared at him with a fierce eye, rushed into the crowd, and reached out to snatch the phone.
The young man shrank his head, and the people around him spontaneously crowded over and blocked the man outside.
"Damn, it's all the other way around, isn't it?Do you know what the consequences are?Fucking dodge it for me, don't you hear it??...... it's all crooked."
An aunt said sharply: "You lawless things will be struck by lightning!"
"Thunder split?" the man laughed strangely, pointed to his head, and said, "Come on, fucking chop here?"
Before the laughter fell, a thunderclap suddenly sounded in the sky, and the eardrums of the people who shook the people buzzed.
The commotion of the crowd instantly quieted down and looked up at the sky in unison.
At some point, a heavy dark cloud floated in the sky, and the shadow instantly shrouded the entire mountain, and the electric light in the clouds flickered and crackled.
"The Dragon Lord is angry!"
The aunt's face was overjoyed, and she laughed and said, "You're done!"
Then laughter began to erupt in the crowd, and as it had been yesterday, they tacitly began to retreat tactically to the rear, to keep a safe enough distance. (To be continued......)
ps:ps: Some things can only be described from the side, not specific. In order for the Dragon Palace to be able to complete the book smoothly, everyone understands. u