At a glance at home, Li Yong saw that Zhou Feixue had just taken a shower, was wearing the sexiest silk nightdress, sitting on a neat big bed, and muttered to himself: "Why hasn't Brother Yong come back yet? Obviously said that he would come back in the afternoon, but now it's almost late at night, why haven't you come back yet?

"Men are so, they don't have beautiful wives at home, but they run out to mess with flowers and grass. ”

Hearing Zhou Feixue say this, Li Yong sent a voice over: "How can there be flowers and grass? The one who is looking for it outside is also his wife." ”

Zhou Feixue raised his head and looked around: "Brother Yong, where are you?"

"I'm still on the way?" Li Yong said with a smile, "I'll be home soon." ”

Zhou Feixue immediately turned over and got out of bed and began to get dressed: "I'll pick you up." ”

"No, you can just wait for me in bed. Li Yong said with a smile.

"Okay!" Zhou Feixue climbed into bed again and complained: "Hurry up, people want to kill you." ”

Li Yong didn't pay attention to it anymore, but looked at Zhou Honghui from perspective.

I saw that Zhou Honghui was taking Mei Xiaoyan on the Blue Moon Lake, holding a piece of paper in his hand, and said excitedly: "See, my sports car was damaged by Song Yajun, and my sister gave me a check for 30 million, and I bought the car for 20 million, and my sister directly gave me 10 million more." ”

"Your sister is really rich. Mei Xiaoyan looked envious.

"It's not my sister's money, it's my brother-in-law's money. Zhou Honghui said happily.

"Oh, that's why Song Yajun broke my car, my car is worth 1.6 million, do you think your brother-in-law will accompany me for 2 million?" asked Mei Xiaoyan.

Before Zhou Honghui could answer, a gust of wind blew, directly blowing the check in Zhou Honghui's hand. Zhou Honghui shouted loudly like a dead father: "Hey, my check...... My car ......"

Seeing that the check was about to fall to the water, Zhou Honghui jumped down with a plop and hurriedly swam over.

Suddenly, however, the cheque flew up again, higher and higher, and vanished.

It's hateful that Zhou Honghui can't fly, otherwise, he will definitely chase him to the sky.

Controlling the check to fly into the car, Li Yong reached out and caught it.

This is the magic of the aura, you can control things at will and fly around.

It's just that now, you can only control relatively light things, heavy things, and there is no way to do this.

Subsequently, Li Yong continued to look at his home while driving.

I saw Song Yajun sitting on the swing in the back garden, telling Da Mao and Er Mao his story of pickling girls.

"Back then, I met a very beautiful and angry spider spirit in Yanliu Alley, and now I think about it, this is the most beautiful young lady I have ever met in my life. At that time, the spider spirit affectionately told me that she had never been taken advantage of by a prostitute, and that night she was very lonely, and she saw that I was very handsome, so she wanted to have sex with me. Can you believe it? I paid to find a young lady, and I was able to find a ......."

Song Yajun spoke seriously, and Da Mao and Er Mao swallowed saliva together.

"No......" they shook their heads: "I don't believe ......"

"Even I can't believe it!" Song Yajun picked up a bottle of beer and drank it.

Da Mao and Er Mao asked impatiently, "Have you had a relationship?"

"How did it happen? Can spider spirits really have a relationship with you turtles?"

Song Yajun thought for a while, and then continued: "That night, I drank a lot of wine with the spider spirit, and that night, I talked a lot with the spider spirit; At that moment, in the midst of the spider's beautiful song, I was drunk, and the spider spirit was also drunk. At that time, the spider spirit regarded me as my first boyfriend, and I also regarded the spider spirit as my first girlfriend, we hugged, kissed, and said a lot of love words......"

Da Mao and Er Mao blinked their eyes, thinking that Song Yajun was so lyrical! So hurtful, so cool and handsome!

However, having said all this, there is no focus on them.

Da Mao couldn't help asking, "Have you ever had a relationship?"

Ermao also followed up and asked, "Yes, how did you sleep together? Who is more active?"

Song Yajun recalled: "We drank and drank, and drank directly to the bed, it may be that she takes the initiative or I take the initiative." But for us, it doesn't matter who is more proactive. The most important thing is that I couldn't find a place, and I was so anxious that I couldn't find a place no matter how I looked. ”

Da Mao and Er Mao were confused: "What can't you find a place, what are you looking for?"

Song Yajun smiled awkwardly and said softly: "You all know that spiders have many legs, right? Moreover, the spider spirit that has transformed into a human has more legs, one after another, and they are too many to count!"

"Each leg was thin and long, and I was wearing stockings, which was sexy and seductive, and I was young and ignorant, and I didn't understand anything. The blood is surging, the worm is on the brain, I'm looking for it, I'm looking for it! Break one leg, no, break the other leg, it's not. I searched and searched all night, but I couldn't find a place. ”

"When the day dawned, the spider spirit woke up, and I woke up. The spider spirit hated me for being stupid, I hated the spider spirit for having too many legs, we hated it and we hated it, and we ended up arguing. The spider spirit kicked me with his leg and tried to wrap me up with silk. I resisted, not to be outdone, she kicked me, and I hugged her feet. ”

"As soon as she kicked me, I grabbed her leg, and guess what?"

Faced with Song Yajun's question, Da Mao and Er Mao shook their heads together: "I don't know." ”

Song Yajun slapped his thigh and said excitedly: "I found it, I finally found it." The place I'm looking for is under that leg, oh my God! I hugged the spider spirit's leg and touched it upward, and the spider spirit immediately became gentle. You don't know, spider spirits are so gentle! I can't forget that feeling, at least. ”

Da Mao and Er Mao swallowed their saliva again, and after listening to Song Yajun's story, they couldn't wait to run out to find Miss, and also find a spider spirit, and taste the unforgettable taste.

"Can you tell us more about the details?" Da Mao asked, "such as the process of undressing and the reaction of the spider spirit......

"yes! We want to hear the details. Ermao's face was obscene, full of anticipation.

Song Yajun sighed: "I was so drunk at the time, I can't remember it!"

"What happened to you later?"

Song Yajun took a sip of beer, thought about it and said: "Afterwards, that beautiful spider spirit hugged me tightly and didn't want me to leave, she stroked my chest while talking to me a lot of love words. ”

"What love words? What do you say?" Da Mao and Er Mao wanted to know very much.

Song Yajun scratched his scalp and continued: "She gently told me that eight hundred years ago, she once met a Tang monk who went to the West Heaven to learn scriptures. At that time, she didn't know that eating Tang Seng meat could make her immortal, otherwise, she would have to eat a bite of Tang Seng meat, and if she ate Tang Seng meat, she would become a real immortal, and she would ascend to the heavenly realm. ”

"Wow, you even met Tang Seng?" Da Mao and Er Mao were very surprised.

"Yes, this is a spider spirit in his 5,000s, and his body is even older than me. Song Yajun said seriously.

"More than 5,000 years old, still a virgin?" Da Mao and Er Mao were even more surprised.

Song Yajun's old face turned red, and he hurriedly changed the topic, and continued: "Listen to me, at that time, the spider spirit met the lost Tang Seng in the woods, and seeing that Tang Seng was handsome, the spider spirit took the initiative to ask: Where is the holy monk going? Tang Seng said: Go west." The spider spirit asked again: What are you doing in the west? Tang Seng replied: Learn from the scriptures. Spider Essence Dao: The little girl has a scripture, why bother to go west?"

Tang Seng was surprised: Where is the scripture? Let me see? The spider spirit blushed and scolded: Rogue monk, aren't you afraid of the Buddha's blame? Tang Seng said: Amitabha, the poor monk went to the west to learn the scriptures, the west is a long way, and the poor monks are lost, and they really don't know how to go! If the donor has a scripture, the poor monk takes it, and he doesn't have to work hard to go to the west sky, and asks the female donor to take the scriptures to take a look. ”

Da Mao was puzzled: "How can the spider spirit have a scripture? The spider spirit must be deceiving people." ”

Ermao also said strangely: "Yes, it is impossible for the spider spirit to have a scripture." She talks differently from Journey to the West. ”

Song Yajun said seriously: "The spider spirit is really scripture, because the spider spirit is a woman." ”

"Female?, must a woman have a scripture?" Da Mao and Er Mao asked again.

Song Yajun suddenly felt that it was really troublesome to let Da Mao and Er Mao understand this, so Song Yajun didn't explain, so he continued to speak: "Under Tang Seng's strong request, the spider spirit had no choice but to take Tang Seng to the depths of the woods and show Tang Seng the ......scriptures."

Speaking of this, Song Yajun deliberately paused.

Da Mao and Er Mao were fascinated by what they heard, and hurriedly asked, "What happened later?"

Song Yajun touched his bare scalp: "I'll talk about it tomorrow." ”

"Don't, Brother Song, now we have to listen to the following. Da Mao and Er Mao begged: "Brother Song speak quickly." ”

Song Yajun knocked on the broken bowl in front of him: "It's so hard to tell a story, otherwise, you guys will give some hard money!"

Da Mao took out 100 and put it in a broken bowl; Er Mao was not to be left behind, so he also took out 100 and put it in a broken bowl.

Song Yajun put away 200 yuan, haha, you can buy a set of cheap cosmetics for your wife, and you can also buy a few extracurricular books for your children; it's not easy to make money! It's really not easy to meet fools like Da Mao and Er Mao.

Putting away the money without a trace, Song Yajun continued to speak: "The spider spirit took Tang Seng to the depths of the woods and brought Tang Seng into the Pansi Cave, where a group of spider spirits lived...... Tang Seng was frightened, thinking that this group of spider spirits was going to disrespect him, so Tang Seng was so frightened that Tang Seng rode the white dragon horse and ran, and the white dragon horse ran and looked back at the ......"

"Accidentally, the white dragon horse hit the tree headlong, but fortunately, his god horse broke the tree directly. ”

Later, after learning from the scriptures and returning to the Eastern Tang Dynasty, Bailongma also went over to find the spider spirits in the Pansi Cave and wanted to take another look. Because he was running so fast at the time, he didn't even see clearly......"