Chapter 6 The streets are full of wonders

"Iron-striker, you want to bully people again?" a Sven voice suddenly appeared.

"Hmph, who made him taste so annoying!" the young man let out a heavy nasal voice, unwilling to let go of the courier brother's fragile neck.

Xu Mu, who had survived the catastrophe, gasped for breath and found that the owner of Moyi Pavilion was standing opposite the door, the one who bought the armor yesterday.

"Don't forget where this is!"

"Got it! Lao Tzu didn't say that he was going to kill him, it's not a violation. The young man muttered, grabbing his hair twice irritably, and then rudely snatched the package from Xu Mu's hand.

"Ahem...... Ahem, the courier fee is 12 yuan. Xu Mu weakly reminded him that there were still a few eye-catching red marks on his neck.

"Lao Tzu has no money!" the young man replied to him confidently, and sat back in a huff.

No money???

Xu Mu's eyes widened, big brother, are you from a bandit?

He was calculating how likely it was that he would get the package back when he was easily dragged out of the store by the collar by the handsome owner of the calligraphy and painting shop.

"Boy, do you want money or your life?" The boss glanced at Xu Mu out of the corner of his eye, let go of his hand, and motioned for him to leave quickly.

"......"

A willow-leaf-shaped dagger passed through the gap less than a palm's width between the two of them, and poked into the back of the small tricycle with a "poof!", piercing into it half a finger deep, the tip of the blade flashed with the cold light unique to cold weapons, and the light green courier receipt was waving in the wind on the dagger.

Don't be so cruel!

Xu Mu's body froze suddenly, and the iron plate could penetrate it, if this thing was pierced on himself...... The shadow area in his heart suddenly dragged longer than the Great Wall.

"Don't say I'm bullying you, that dagger will be used as a courier. The young man in the store said proudly.

Can you say no?

Although the dagger looked like it was definitely worth more than twelve yuan, Xu Mu still wanted money more.

Twelve yuan, he sent twelve couriers to earn it back.

What can a dagger be used for?

It's a pity that he pulled out twice, but he didn't □□ the dagger, so he had to take away the express receipt and accept this "transaction" of forced buying and selling aggrievedly.

When he walked to the 62nd to deliver the last payment, Xu Mu was still frightened in his heart, for fear that there would be another "bandit" inside.

Fortunately, this time it was a fair-skinned and beautiful sister who answered the door. The beauty didn't seem to wake up, her blonde hair looked a little fluffy and frizzy in the sun, she took the package handed by Xu Mu with sleepy eyes, and pulled out a hair five or six centimeters long and handed it to Xu Mu in a daze.

"Hello, the pay-to-pay fee is 36 yuan. Xu Mu cautiously explained.

"I know, handsome man, most of the rest is for you. The beauty generously stuffed the golden hair into Xu Mu's hand and closed the door with a yawn.

Xu Mu: ..................

The courier brother stood at the door messily in the wind, what do you mean? This hair also contains a tip? Even if this half of blonde hair is made of gold, it is not worth 36 yuan!

Xu Mu hurriedly knocked on the door again, and the wooden door painted with vermilion paint was banged by him, and the sound was like a drum.

I only heard a "creak", and the door in front of him didn't open, but the next door opened half of the door.

A twenty-seven-eighteen-year-old young man in blue was half-leaning on the door panel with his arms crossed, his messy silver hair shining in the sun. With a full of gloom between his eyebrows, he squinted his phoenix eyes and looked critically for two seconds, sneering at Xu Mu's evil spirit, "Boy, if you quarrel again, I will rape/rape you!"

Strong/violent?

Xu Mu was chilled by his cold gaze, your sister, are the men on this street all neurotic?

How can it be so threatening?

"If you get cheap, leave quickly, and don't make a fuss here. The man twisted his eyebrows and glanced at the hair in the courier brother's hand, yawning and slamming the door with one hand.

Take advantage?

Xu Mu lowered his head along his gaze, half a hair is worth 36 yuan, which country is this!!

Xu Mu sat on the bus home with a plastic bag, he didn't bring a backpack today, so he could only find a plastic bag to hold the porcelain pillow and the bottle of mineral water with cool white open in his arms, and there was half a hair worth thirty-six yuan in the bag and a willow leaf dagger that was bought and sold, and he was absolutely reluctant to lose it in exchange for real money.

Thirty-six plus twelve, forty-eight dollars for nothing!

Forty-eight pieces!!

Half a day was done in vain today!

The courier brother leaned his head against the car window and counted the accounts complainingly, and the more he thought about it, the more blood dripped from his heart.

Who are the people living in Qingping Street???

Open such a big store, embarrassed to say that there is no money?

Half a hair can also be used as a gold bar!

No wonder no one wants to care about this, Ya is the gathering place of wonders, the base camp of neurosis!

"Yudai Lake Park has arrived, please get off the train as soon as possible. ”

Just when Xu Mu was complaining about the barrage like firecrackers in his heart, the bus stopped on the platform.

Xu Mumeng remembered the small cage fried shop that Feng Yuan said yesterday, and hurriedly ran out of the car with his things. It's only half past four, and maybe you can buy it.

The buzzing vibration of the mobile phone swiped out a bunch of system rating messages, and the irritable Xu Mu simply set up a shield. As a result, I also missed two of the strange contents.

[Username: Iron Tooth Score 2 points Time: PM3:26.]

Comment content: It's both verbose and illiterate, and it smells like the Taoist priest surnamed Xu ninety years ago, which is particularly annoying. 】

[Username: Qi Niang score 5 points Time: PM4:11.]

Comment content: The courier brother looks very cute, and he rewarded half a seven-hundred-year-old ginseng. In order to see more little brothers, I will work hard to shop online in the future. 】

Yudai Lake Park is a free park without walls, covering an area of about 400 hectares, with a ring lake shaped like a jade belt as a natural barrier by the topography, and four white marble stone arch bridges are built from east to west, north and south, across the Qingbo to the park. The four arched bridges naturally become the four unique gates. The fine willow new cicada in the park, the green silk is like a tent, the clear water outside the park is hundreds, the pleasant scenery, the natural beauty and the artificial landscape are combined seamlessly, it is the first choice for the nearby residents to take a walk after dinner. It is said that hundreds of years ago, there was a Ming Dynasty academy by the lake, and there were many champions. Unfortunately, it was eventually destroyed in the war. Today's N University was rebuilt on the site of the old college.

On the sidewalk between the lake and the road, there are rows of shops facing the street, most of which sell toys and snacks. Xu Mu easily found the xiaolong fried shop, there were so many stores, there were only two long queues at the door, one sold fried chicken, and the other sold xiaolong and fried food.

Xu Mu waited in line for more than half an hour against the sun, and finally bought two boxes of fried shrimp buns. He took a photo of the takeaway box for Feng Yuan, who hadn't gotten off work yet, and sent it over, focusing on three words, "Delicious!"

"Stupid, stop!" The green light turned on, and Xu Mu, who had finished sending the message, was carrying something and was about to cross the zebra crossing in the direction of the community, when a voice suddenly sounded in his ears.

The icy cold voice, the disgusted tone, déjà vu, flickering far and near, mist-like entanglement around the left and right.

Xu Mumeng paused and looked around in panic, "Who?"

Because there is a three-storey building on the side of the road that is using a crane to install billboards, and the other half of the street is temporarily blocked, only Xu Muhe and a young man wearing a blue and white color-blocked T-shirt are standing side by side on the side of the road. He was about two meters away from Xu Mu, wearing a slightly exaggerated blue mirrored sunglasses on his face, covering most of his face, and he was holding a super large portion of fried chicken and eating it one by one.

The young man glanced at Xu Mu strangely through his sunglasses and stepped onto the zebra crossing.

Xu Mu hesitated for two seconds, and was just about to open his legs, when the voice in his ears sounded again, obviously a little anxious, "Danger, don't go over." ”

The young man in sunglasses had already taken two or three steps at this time, and Xu Mu subconsciously shouted, "Danger!"

The young man turned his head, and through his sunglasses, he could feel the look in his neurotic eyes. At this moment, the construction crane not far away suddenly lost control, and the huge crane head clock was thrown out, and with it flying out, there was also an advertising light box of nearly ten meters!

"Boom" The huge white blister light box smashed firmly on the zebra crossing, less than half a meter away from the young man's feet.

The lightbox shattered into countless pieces with an astonishing loud noise and the screams of passers-by, overwhelming the green separation belt in the middle of the road, and flying debris rushed to all directions.

The red cardboard box containing the fried chicken nuggets fell to the ground, and the young man in sunglasses reflexively jumped back, and his calves and arms were instantly scratched by the fragments with a few bloody marks. Xu Mu was not spared, and a palm-sized fragment was hitting the porcelain pillow in his arms, shaking his arm slightly. Someone around immediately called the police.

Oh no, porcelain pillow! Xu Mu opened the plastic bag worriedly and found that there were several more spiderweb-like cracks on the pillow surface, the longest of which almost ran through the entire pillow surface, and the strange-looking mermaid was also cut into two sections by the cracks.

He touched the longest crack in distress, and his seven hundred yuan was completely in vain! If you look closely, the mermaid painted on the porcelain pillow has a flat chest and abdomen, not like a beauty, but like a man. Aren't the legendary mermaids all beautiful women, how can they make a man? The more Xu Mu looked at it, the more confused he became.

His fingers were like being burned by a red-hot soldering iron, Xu Mu's heart palpitated, the tip of his index finger was scratched by cracks, and the blood stained the porcelain pillow.

The frightened young man stared at the messy ground for a few seconds, then turned his head to look at Xu Mu, his voice trembling slightly, "How do you know?"

“…… Guess. "You can't say it's a weird voice suing yourself!

"Guess?"

Xu Mu shook his bloody fingers, thought for a long time, and finally said dryly, "Uh...... My ancestors were Taoist priests......"

"Are you a Taoist priest?" the man stepped in front of Xu Mu in two steps, and his voice was a little unexpectedly eager, "Thank you, master, for saving your life! What are you best at fortune telling or catching ghosts? Have you ever seen a monster?"

Huh!?

Xu Mu was stunned by his enthusiastic reaction!

"Baby, are you alright, are you hurt?" a yellow-haired man rushed to the young man in sunglasses like a whirlwind, bringing a strong and sweet smell of perfume. He spoke in a woman-like tone, which made Xu Mu a little uncomfortable.

"Can you spray less □□ next time!" the young man frowned and sneezed, and had to hide a few steps to Xu Mu's side.

"Oh, you're bleeding, no, you have to ask Mike to drive over, let's go to the hospital quickly! I'll just say I won't let you eat fried chicken, it's so high in calories, you ran over with me on your back, look at it, something happened! What should I do if I get found out by fans later? What if I stab the media? My heart, I have to make sixteen petals with ...... every day with you" The yellow-haired man found the blood stains on the young man in sunglasses, and chattered endlessly while taking out tissues.

Fans, is this a celebrity? Xu Mu looked sympathetically at the young man around him who was recited the mantra, and if he looked at it a few more times, he was indeed a little familiar, but he couldn't remember his name.

"Master, give me your WeChat number. Taking advantage of the time for the yellow hair to call someone, the young man in sunglasses said quickly.

"I'm not a master......"

"It's okay, just make a friend! Quick, he's about to finish the call!" The young man in sunglasses became more and more anxious, and there were more and more people gathered nearby, and he could be recognized at any time.

After getting Xu Mu's WeChat number, the young man in sunglasses was dragged away by the yellow-haired man who hung up the phone, and before disappearing into the crowd, the young man made a phone contact gesture to Xu Mubi from afar.

Seven hundred yuan was completely soaked, Xu Mu didn't have the heart to watch the excitement, and walked back listlessly around the crowd. When I got home in a daze, I realized that I had forgotten to go to the supermarket to buy groceries.

"Ah!!" Xu Mu threw the broken porcelain pillow and takeaway on the coffee table, threw himself on the sofa in large characters, and buried his face in the middle of the two square pillows like a vent of anger and rubbed it hard, what kind of luck is this recently, it's too unlucky!

"Daoist?" disdainful voice, the tone was very familiar.

Just now, he was disturbed by the young man in sunglasses, and he almost forgot the elusive voice! Xu Mu's body stiffened, and he raised his head from the pillow suddenly, and his eyes widened instantly.

On the woolen carpet next to the coffee table, there stood a white deer more than half a person tall, with a coat color better than snow, four coral-like golden horns on the top of the head, two large and two small, the two sides of the back were covered with pale golden patterns, and the four hooves were also golden. Bailu had a golden collar hanging around his neck, and three glass-colored slices the size of rice balls were falling, windless and automatic, and he was looking at Xu Mu coldly and critically.

"I'm just a descendant of a Taoist priest. Xu Mu sat up from the sofa in a panic, and subconsciously leaned his back against the sofa quilt, as far away from it as possible, but his mind was chaotic, monster!

Talking Deer !!

Where did this deer come out of nowhere? Porcelain pillow? Did it save itself?

However, it doesn't look very friendly.

"Aren't the descendants of Taoist priests Taoist priests?" Bailu impatiently shaved the carpet with his hooves, and the antlers threw out a golden arc of light, only to hear a "click", the stainless steel floor lamp on the side of the sofa was broken into two, and the incision knife was smooth! The light arc was castrated, and it hit the wall like a sharp blade, and the traces of the width of the Dao palm were cut out, and the deepest part was three or four centimeters, and the ash and brick slag were splashed all over the ground.

The difference is huge!

After assessing the sturdiness of his body, Xu Mu silently left two lasanine tears in his heart, and felt that he should not argue with a deer with strong force about bloodline inheritance and inheritance of ancestral inheritance.

Bailu stretched his neck and leaned over, sniffing at the side of his neck with a disgusted expression, "Although this seat hates Taoist priests the most, you have the smell of the master on you, and you can barely accept it." ”