Chapter 130: Pit Daddy
It's 11 o'clock in the evening.
The lights in most of the houses in the village have been turned off, but the lights are still on in the patio of the Tan family.
Tan was smoking dry tobacco in the urine jar, and sat at the door of the house with a broken maza, still waiting for the return of his son Tan Dalong.
Just now, Tan Urine Jar made two calls to Tan Dalong, but the other party didn't answer, which made Tan Urine Jar a little uneasy.
"Dalong doesn't answer the phone, don't something happen, do you want to go out and look for it?"
Tan Urine Jar was thinking, in the darkness in the distance, a figure with a cigarette butt in his mouth walked over, still carrying something in his hand, and after a closer look, it was his son who had returned.
"Da Long, go to eat with that Feng Gang, why did you come back until now?" asked Tan Urine Jar.
"Dad, we talked about something, so I came back late, you haven't eaten yet, see what I brought you?"
Tan Dalong smiled, knocked down the half bottle in his hand and shook it, but in the other hand, he was carrying fragrant roast chicken and pig's trotters.
Of course, this wine is leftovers, and most of the roast chicken and pig's trotters have also been sandwiched by chopsticks.
"Haha, Dalong, you brought good wine and good food to your father, it's really good! It just so happens that your father didn't eat dinner and his stomach is flat, so let's have a good meal!"
Tan Urine Jar is overjoyed, although he knows that it is leftover and leftover, but as long as the wine and meat are fragrant and not smelly.
What moved Tan Urine Jar very much was that his son Tan Dalong was in his thirties, and this was the first time he brought back food and drink from outside, so he really waited for it once in thirty years.
Next, the two men entered the house, and on the small table in the patio, Tan opened the urine jar to eat.
"Dad, is it delicious?"
"Well, it's delicious! I can't remember when I last ate this roast chicken and pig's trotters!
Tan urine jar eats and drinks non-stop, and his old face is full of happiness.
In fact, the pursuit of Tan Urine Jar is not high at all, as long as you don't have to work every day, you can have good wine to drink and good meat to eat, then it is very satisfying.
If you have a young and beautiful nanny and exercise after cooking by yourself after you are full of wine and food, then this life is really a race to live immortals.
Quack!
Tan Urine Jar has good teeth, and bites the chicken bones and pig paws with a rattle.
In just 20 minutes, Tan Urine Jar ate all the roast chicken and pig's trotters, it was really clean, and there was not even a little chicken bones, pig paws or anything left.
In these years, there is no famine, and it is estimated that only wild beasts can eat so cleanly.
"Dad, is this little meal enjoyable?" Tan Dalong asked with a smile while smoking.
"Cool, too J8 cool, uh! if there is another ......"
Tan pee jar hiccups comfortably, and wants to say that if there is a beautiful nanny to accompany him, then tonight will really be perfect.
However, he was also afraid that his son would laugh at him, so he said, "Da Long, then Feng just looked for you, what happened, there must be something, right?"
"Well, I was about to tell you, that's what happened......"
Tan Dalong lowered his voice and whispered in his father's ear for a while.
"What, this matter?!Da Long, did you promise the Feng family?" Tan asked with a shocked face after hearing this.
"Well, I've said yes. Tan Dalong said in a low voice, "Dad, you see it's okay......
"Da Long, I won't do this thing!" Tan Urine Jar immediately shook his head and said, "Murder is illegal! I did this, in case the police find out the truth, don't I have to eat a gun?!"
"Dad, you think too much, let's execute this matter as planned, there will be no mistakes, this is just an accident, no one will check the truth......"
"Da Long, if you don't have to worry about 10,000, just in case! You let me do it, if this matter is found out, I will be arrested and shot! It is better to die than to live, I am willing to suffer poverty, I am willing to eat ten years of soil, and I am not willing to eat a gun for this money!"
Tan Urine Jar resolutely refused, at this moment, his attitude towards crime was like that of an old policeman.
Seeing that his father was talking so deadly, Tan Dalong clenched his fists and became a little angry.
"Dad, frankly, this matter is 99% safe, there is 1% risk, for my sake, can't you take this 1% risk?"
Tan Dalong asked in a condensed voice.
"Da Long, it's okay to do other things, I won't do anything about murder and eating guns!" Tan Urine Jar shook his head and said.
"Dad, you...... I was so disappointed! I didn't expect you to take even this 1% risk!"
Tan Dalong shook his head in disappointment and said, "As the old saying goes, wealth and wealth are in danger, you don't even dare to take this risk, and you still fantasize about a good day with a little nanny to eat and drink spicy food, isn't it a dream?"
"But...... If I find out, then I'll have to eat a gun!" Tan Urine Jar said.
"Dad, take 10,000 steps back and say, even if the truth is really found out, you will never be sentenced to death, now the law gives preferential treatment to the elderly over 60 years old, the elderly who break the law, and the same as minors, will be given a lenient sentence, at most two or three years in prison. ”
Tan Dalong said stubbornly.
"Is it? It's just a sentence of two or three years......" Tan Urine Jar thought for a while, and said, "The benefit fee given by the Feng family is too little, only 300,000, why don't you ask for more?"
"Dad, if I can ask for more, will I either? 300,000 is not a lot, after the matter is completed, I only need 100,000, and the other 200,000 are yours, you can spend it as much as you want!"
Just now, Tan Dalong said that the 610,000 given by the Feng family was 300,000, but Tan Urine Jar did not doubt this number.
"Dalong, if this matter is found out, I don't want to sit in prison for two or three years, can I run away with the money?"
Tan asked the pee jar.
"Of course you can, take tens of thousands of yuan and run to a farther place, stay incognito, and still live a good life without delay!" Tan Dalong said with a smile, "Dad, have you decided to do this?"
"Well, Dalong, Dad promised to do this, but it's all for you!"
"Dad, you love me like a mountain! No matter whether it works out or not, I will honor you well!"
Tan Dalong said, trying to let a little tear in his eyes.
"Okay, I'll do this tomorrow, let's not sleep tonight, and then we will add it up, and we must make it leaky!"
"That's absolutely, let's practice it first!"
As they spoke, they really walked around the patio and made some movements.
At this moment, Tang Xiaolong lay down on the bed and fell into a deep sleep after taking a turtle breath.
The nights of midsummer are very short.
A few hours later, it was dawn.
In the patio, the father and son of the Tan family have not slept all night, but they are full of energy and no sleepiness at the moment.
(End of chapter)