Six hundred and ninety pub life
"Well, there is ---- reason!" Hu Dafa half-opened and half-closed his eyes, snorting, showing that he was already very sleepy, hoping that Qi Ruilan would be able to open the net and quickly let himself go.
"Tick!" Qi Ruilan's mobile phone rang, and after a few seconds, "Hu Dafa, are you sleeping comfortably here?"
"Uhh
"It's okay! I'm a little disgusting, I might want to vomit!" Hu Dafa stroked his chest and raised his head, looking at Qi Ruilan with a wicked smile on his face, he knew in his heart that he had been fooled!
"Okay, do you need to call you a taxi and send you back? Hehe, look at you like that, alas, man!" Qi Ruilan shook her head, a look of contempt.
"Just help me out, I can go back by myself!" After Qi Ruilan sighed, Hu Dafa was helped up and sent out of the gate of the police station, and the security guards at the door were shocked, who is this person?
After getting into the taxi, before he drove ten meters away, Hu Dafa immediately changed his sober expression, changed the address from the new, and went straight to the tavern.
"Dalong, are you still drinking?" Hu Dafa looked at Qiu Dalong with some concern, for more than an hour, he was still pouring himself a drink there, and there was an empty bottle on the table.
"Come, there is still some left, this Fugen'er is for you!" As he spoke, Qiu Dalong raised the wine bottle and gave Hu Dafa the last glass of wine.
"Why don't you go back? Are you really waiting for me?" Hu Dafa remembered the sentence he had confessed before leaving.
"Didn't you say you'd be back in a while? It's not too late, I'm calling Biaozi, let's go to the bar in a while, and have a second meal!" Qiu Dalong smacked his mouth, smacking the taste.
Yes, I'll be back in a while, I've almost been left there, when do you have to wait?" "What? There's a second meal?" Hu Dafa shook his head and poured the half glass of wine directly into the empty plate.
This wine putty, drink beautifully, you just give him money, and he won't move!" "Go by yourself in a while, I'll go home!" Hu Dafa is very unaccustomed to this kind of game. How good is it to go home and live your own life, and you have nothing to do to float out? Aren't you a sandstorm, flying every day, and still not landing?
Qiu Dalong shook his fingers, "You say, what are you doing with so much money? Is it useful? You don't let go of the bank, so why don't you have a little longer interest? You just leave it on the bank, only have long hair! If you don't spend it, why do you keep it? Money, that's it, if you have it, you spend it desperately, and if it's gone, you go and earn it quickly! If you earn it, you can spend it again! Eat, drink, and soak a girl, how beautiful it is!"
"What? There are still girls! There are two in this room, soak again, where to put them! Put them under the bed for backup? There is a spare tire, and there is no spare daughter-in-law!" Hu Dafa scolded Qiu Dalong in his heart. What are you doing with me when you go to play, a special ATM for checkout?
Qiu Dalong's understanding of money and expectations for life represent many people. People are just a carrier of money, a medium of conduction. What money to save, what money to save? It has nothing to do with me!
Hu Dafa knew that this was just the beginning of opening his mouth to ask for money, and when it came to money, what Qiu Dalong thought about was: share; when it came to wine, what he thought of was: drinking; when it came to women, all he could think about was: sleep! Live simply, without thinking about it, completely follow life, and enjoy himself freely.
"You don't know, bars are much more fun than KTVs and clubs! The beauties there, unlike clubs, try their best to keep you, you are just a deflated three, a poor stick, or even a person who asks for food, as long as someone pays you today, you can get the enjoyment you deserve. People don't do anything else, they do it for money!"
"The bar is different, the beauties there have to be beautiful and beautiful, and some of them are really no worse than those in the club! Moreover, the knowledge is good! Open your mouth and talk birds, shut up and smell flowers, alas, if you don't have any ability, you can really only watch, and you can't rely on it! Watching people chat, you have no way at all, you can't interject! If you want to bubble, you have to have some means, you have to find a chance!"
"Look at this again!" Qiu Dalong stroked the glass turntable on the round table, and was about to fly out, patted the burrly desktop, rubbed the plastic tablecloth thinner than the cicada's wings, pulled a chair that was about to fall apart, and pointed to the squeaky exhaust fan that rotated with spider webs, "What grade is this!"
"Oh! Do you understand what that person is talking about? You just go ahead and make do with it!" Hu Dafa wondered, how many letters of English do you remember as far as your knowledge is concerned?
"I don't understand, go and listen to it! It's good to edify! Smell and smell, no money, it's all imported perfumes; look at the scenery, there is no charge, it's more real than watching a drama, it's all the first row of seats, you can see it clearly; it's better to be fat and thin, birds and flowers, beautiful women like clouds, each has its own merits, it's better than staying at home and watching my father! Life, you just need to participate, what if it's a little surprised?"
"For example, which beautiful woman is lost, sad, depressed, and depressed because of her emotions, career, and family, and she drinks too much, hehe, when you appear, then you are her saving angel, accompany her to be happy, relieve boredom, and comfort her lonely heart, you are Spider-Man, Iron Man, Superman, Transformers, Hulk!
"What? You're going with the heart of picking up leaks! Oh, people have drunk too much, what are you going to do? Help people go home, who are you going to go back to? Go to your house? You can really do it! You're not afraid that your father will clean you up? It's a shame that you're thinking about it! What are ----you calling it? Taking advantage of people's danger, do you understand?" Hu Dafa was so angry with Qiu Dalong that he couldn't speak.
How many one-night stands have come from this, and how many contraceptive devices have been sold because of this!
"It's nothing! She's sad, so I'll take care of it! Build a harmonious society! Helping others is fun! She drinks too much, and I drink a lot? You carry her upstairs, and you don't have to charge her? I have to pay for the refrigerator and washing machine! What do you want to do together? What do you want me to do? Everyone is an adult, you don't want to, say it earlier! Wait until you finish taking off your clothes, who can bear it! The next day, she walks hers, I go mine, she doesn't miss anything, and no one affects anyone! At most, I go to settle the house money, what else can I have? Can she still rely on me?"
"Oh, I'll go!" Hu Dafa was sweating, and such a shameless person had to be commensurate with his brother, and he felt that his face was dull. "Can't you be down-to-earth and find a daughter-in-law? Your father ---- my master are so relieved! You are so nonsense, foolish, foolish, and foolish, watching people get drunk, you can ---- do it? You ---- not afraid of getting a little sick!" Hu Dafa gritted his back molars and said fiercely.