Chapter 209: Routine
When Hu Wei heard them talk about himself, he said unhappily: "Why can't I sing well?
Reba accommodated him and said, "Well, well, it's good, Hu Wei sings well, so what is that song?"
Hu Wei replied: "Without that song, I sing blindly, don't you admire me very much, you can sing it so good! Haha! Isn't it amazing?"
Cheng He complained: "Cut! I mean that the lyrics are so strange! I don't understand, it turns out that I made it up blindly!"
Jiang Shuying said admiringly: "I think it's very good, and the lyrics are quite smooth!"
This sentence also spoke to many people's hearts, but although they thought so, they still supported Cheng He's point of view, and then Hu Wei was very unconvinced!
He said to Cheng He: "What's strange about the lyrics, can the meaning be received together? And if you have the ability to say a few words better than me on the spot, I will serve you!"
Cheng He avoided Hu Wei's agitation and said: "I am an actor, and I don't rely on writing songs and singing, if I have the ability, we will fight for acting!"
Hu Wei agreed without thinking about it, and said excitedly: "The loser invites two meals of crayfish, let's say, how to compare?"
Li Chen persuaded next to Cheng He: "Cheng He, you and him are more fortunate for your acting skills, if you win, others will say that Hu Wei is younger than you and debuted later than you, you should win, if you lose, then you will be helpless!"
Cheng He hesitated for a while after hearing this, but Hu Wei saw that he didn't speak, and said excitedly: "Eh, what's wrong with you, don't you dare?"
Cheng He hurriedly denied it: "Who, who doesn't dare, I'm just thinking about how to compare, so let's do it, tonight, the longer someone's identity is hidden, whoever wins!"
Hu Wei nodded and said, "Yes!
After Hu Wei and Cheng He made a bet, everyone else was too lazy to sing, and Hu Wei was not good to sing in the bus all the time, in order to relieve his boredom, Hu Wei had a whim, and turned his head to look at Cheng He behind him.
As soon as Cheng He looked up, he saw that Hu Wei was startled, patted his chest and said, "What are you doing? Do you want to scare me to death and then automatically win the gamble? I tell you, no way!"
Hu Wei said depressedly: "I'm just bored, I want to come and test your IQ! Do you want to take a test?"
Cheng He said proudly: "Haha, come on, who is afraid of who, my IQ must be higher than yours, I am a genius!"
Hu Wei deliberately flattered: "Yes, you are a genius, and I am just a talent, do you know why?"
Cheng He said disdainfully: "What's the reason for this, you just can't do it!"
The others were watching the two living treasures from the side, and they were a little strange why Hu Wei flattered Cheng He, including Reba, who didn't quite understand.
Then Hu Wei solved their confusion for them, and said with a smile: "It's because you have more than two than me! Because you are two, you are a genius, and I am not two, you are a talent!"
Cheng He said angrily: "Phew! You're only two! This is your IQ test question? It's too low!"
Hu Wei shook his head and said, "Oh! No, I said it because you call yourself a genius, and my question is: What kind of bread can fly?"
Cheng He thought for a while and then stopped thinking about it, and said directly: "How can there be bread that can fly! No! No bread will fly! Eh, no, the answer is no?"
The onlookers didn't know the answer, and they really couldn't think of any bread that would fly, so Hu Wei told them:
"False! The answer is that bread that can fly can fly! Let me ask Brother Huth one more question: What kind of rat can fly?"
Cheng He replied in a second: "A mouse that can fly can fly!"
The others also had the same expression that I also had this answer, Hu Wei shook his head again and said: "Wrong! The mouse that eats the bread that can fly will fly! The last question, Brother He, you have already made two mistakes, this question must be answered correctly, may I ask what eagle can fly!"
Cheng He replied in another second: "The eagle that eats the mouse that can fly will fly!"
The others looked at the two people in some inexplicable confusion, and then Reba replied cutely: "It seems that eagles can fly!"
Hu Wei laughed "haha" and said: "Yes, eagles can fly, Brother He, you are so stupid! Haha, I can't do it, I'm laughing to death!"
Cheng He said quite embarrassedly: "I just answered too quickly, if you let me think about it for a while, I will know, you deliberately tricked me!"
Hu Wei stopped laughing and said proudly: "I'm not convinced, then I'll ask you another question, you think slowly, see if you know!"
Cheng He regained his fighting spirit and said with great interest: "Okay, you continue to ask!"
The others continued to look at them with the appearance of watching a good show, and it felt quite funny, but Li Chen persuaded Cheng He and said: "There are too many Hu Wei routines, I guess you can't beat him, don't compare!"
Of course, Cheng He was not convinced, and Hu Wei continued to ask: "There is a plane in the sky with 500 bricks on it, how many pieces will be dropped from one piece?"
Cheng He thought for a long time and confirmed that there were no traps before replying: "499 yuan!"
"Correct! How many steps does it take to put the elephant in the refrigerator?"
"I know, three steps! The first step is to open the refrigerator door, the second step is to put the elephant in the refrigerator, and the third step is to close the refrigerator door!"
"Yes, I know all of this, so how many steps does it take to put the giraffe in the refrigerator?"
"I think about it, well, it takes four steps, first open the refrigerator, then take out the elephant, then put the giraffe in the refrigerator, and finally close the refrigerator!"
"Wow, Brother He's so powerful, go on, the lion has a sports meeting at the zoo, only one animal didn't go, who is it and why?"
"Well...... It's a giraffe, it's in the freezer!"
Everyone was stunned when they watched the two of them come and go, except for the first question that could be answered accurately, the others were ignorant, and every time they didn't think of it, Cheng He said it, which made people sigh at the brains of the two people who spoke!
Hu Wei continued to praise Cheng He and said: "Yes, amazing, the next question, may I ask an old lady swimming in the crocodile pool, why was she not eaten by the crocodile!"
Cheng He laughed and said: "Haha, I already know your routine, and the answer to each question is related to the previous question, so the answer to this question is: The crocodile went to participate in the sports meeting held by the lion!"
Hu Wei smiled mockingly, everyone looked cautious, Hu Wei continued: "Oh, yes? You know everything? Then may I ask this old lady to die in the end, how did she die?"
Everyone continued to be confused, and Cheng He thought for a long time and said, "Because, because the sports meeting is over, the crocodile has gone home?"
Hu Wei stood up and said loudly: "K.O! Haha, she answered wrong, she was crushed to death by a brick falling from a plane in the sky!"
Cheng He was annoyed and said, "Oh!no! Why? I knew I would have thought about it a little more!"
Everyone leaned on their seats speechlessly, and Zheng Kai complained: "It seems that there are still a lot of Hu Wei's routines, and we will target him together later!"