Chapter 41: The male god is stingy

Xu Mu's dark eyes were a little puzzled, he held the shoebox and thought seriously for two seconds, looked at Feng Yuan, and replied tentatively, "Bank's?"

Feng Yuan: ..................

This kid's cranial nerves must be thicker than a rolling pin.

"What else?" Feng Yuan reached out against the wardrobe behind Xu Mu, trapping him between himself and the wardrobe, his voice so gloomy that it seemed to be dripping.

The distance between the two was less than twenty centimeters, and Feng Yuan could kiss the corner of Xu Mu's lips when he turned his head, full of oppression.

Xu Mu was overwhelmed by Feng Yuan's aura, the air around him was like a stagnant ice cube, he couldn't help but hold his breath, his back was pressed against the wardrobe door, the hairs on the back of his neck were all hedgehog-like, and he tried hard to think about various possibilities, and his brain was burning rapidly.

It's a pity that he has been played too many times, and his brain hole is like a wild horse, uncontrollably riding in the wrong direction and galloping away, "Wait, is this a normal problem or a brain teaser?"

I think you just can't turn a corner!

Feng Yuan shook his head helplessly, his teeth itched with hatred, and his right hand stretched out two fingers to pinch Xu Mu's cheeks hard, word by word, "Positive, normal, normal anymore!"

Normal?

The pain that made people almost burst into tears finally pulled someone's IQ online, Xu Mu stood up and looked at Feng Yuan with the box begging for mercy, and a series of answers came out of his mouth, "It hurts...... It hurts, brother, good friend, partner?"

The correct answer came out, Xu Mu's animal-like eyes pleased Feng Yuan, he let go of his hand compassionately, and shook his phone at Xu Mu, with a hint of inexplicable pride on the corner of his lips, "You've seen it now." ”

Xu Mu: ..................

No, that's not what I thought, is it?

The courier guy covered his cheek with someone's fingerprint and rubbed it desperately, blinking his eyes in a daze, and the heart in his chest beat wildly.

Does the male god like to play tricks, or is he really making an awkward confession?

The only person who can control the other party's account should be someone who is as close as a partner. However, if they were really together after twelve years, Feng Yuan should not have any other thoughts about himself now, otherwise why would they delay there for so long?

Xu Mu felt that the two voices in his head were coming and going, constantly arguing, his heart was confused, and he became more and more unclear.

Feng Yuan's mobile phone rang at this time, and two big words popped up on Xu Mu's screen, [Xiao Ji].

Glancing at the phone, Feng Yuan's face moved slightly, motioned to Xu Mu to wait, turned around and walked quickly to the window to answer the phone, and his voice was also low.

Who is Ji?

That's a nickname, right?

Xu Mu looked at Feng Yuan's back inexplicably, scratching the back of his neck boringly, forget it, let's not bother with Feng Yuan's thoughts first, no matter what the male god means now, it will be the same in the end anyway. It's better to take advantage of this time to put his private money back up, and by the way, he put the broken blood amber in his backpack, and planned to go to Qingping Lane tomorrow to ask if he could sell it for some money.

When he re-entered the master bedroom, he heard Feng Yuan's last words before hanging up the phone, "Well, I know, I'll deal with it." ”

"You're going out at night?"

"Don't go out. Just go to the study later to help others change the picture, at most two or three hours. Feng Yuan replied casually, "You go eat something, then take a shower, and sleep in the master bedroom tonight, and I'll sleep on the sofa." ”

"No, I'm fine. Xu Mu hurriedly shook his head, Feng Yuan still has to go to work tomorrow, how can there be a dove occupying the magpie's nest and letting people sleep on the sofa.

"You're still unstable and need a good rest, so you can sleep and don't be verbose. Feng Yuan assumed the majesty of a guardian.

“…… Otherwise, you will sleep in the master bedroom tonight?" Xu Mu held back for a long time, and then proposed another one.

"Are you inviting me to share a bed?" Feng Yuan raised the corners of his eyes slightly, and looked at him with a smile.

Xu Mu: ..................

Why is the topic of this building crooked again?

Both of them had poor appetites and hastily ate something, Feng Yuan went to the study to work overtime, and Xu Mu was angry and practiced Taoism hard in the master bedroom holding Shen Liang's two booklets. After a few days of training and exploration, his vomiting process has been relatively smooth.

Remembering what Fu Zhu had mentioned, igniting the ambergris crystal during cultivation had the effect of assisting cultivation to get twice the result with half the effort, and he deliberately turned out the amber-like transparent pale golden yellow crystal, wanting to cut a piece down.

Unexpectedly, it looked like a crystal, but it was as hard as a diamond.

Xu Mu changed from a ten-centimeter-long fruit knife all the way to a kitchen knife in the kitchen, cutting, scraping, and chopping were all used, and the movement was so loud that it was like a running Tyrannosaurus rex in the room, and the noise was full, but except for a few scratches that were so faint that they were almost invisible, they basically did not move.

The rookie Taoist priest looked at the pale golden crystal in frustration, is it possessed by King Kong or has he practiced the golden bell cover iron cloth shirt?

Fu Zhu was disturbed by the sound of tinkling and couldn't sleep well, and ran to the kitchen with his tail cocked, and saw Xu Mu preparing to sacrifice a big killing weapon bone chopping knife.

[What are you doing?]

"Cut it. Isn't it obvious, Xu Mu, who was carrying a bone cleaver, squinted at the piece of thing on the cutting board.

[As far as this seat knows, to cut ambergris crystals, you need to use a wooden knife that has been smeared with salt water. Fu Zhu moved his ears, looked at Xu Mu, who had no "common sense", and shook twice silently with three glass-colored gold rings on his neck.

Xu Mu: ..................

Why didn't you say something so important earlier!

There was no wooden knife at home, so Xu Mu made do with a toothpick soaked in salt water to cut the ambergris crystal, and when he encountered the pale golden crystal at the tip of the toothpick, it was like a tofu brain, and a small corner was crossed out.

Is it really that easy to use?

Xu Mu stared at the piece of soybean the size of a grain of soybeans, is this the legendary thing descending from one thing?

Holding the ambergris crystal that had been cut down so hard and returning to the master bedroom, Xu Mu looked at the door of the guest bedroom and stuck out his tongue, Brother Feng Yuan didn't come out to scold, that means that the movement of cutting things just now didn't make a noise to him, right?

Xu Mu sat cross-legged on the bed and began to breathe, and the lit ambergris exuded a faint fragrance of herbs, like phytoncide in the forest, which smelled pleasant.

Fu Zhu also came to the spirit, with a pair of glass eyes open, squatting on the bedside table and guarding the ambergris crystal, from time to time he raised his head and took a sip, rubbing his face with the aura.

I don't know if it's a spiritual effect, but after half an hour, Xu Mu felt a warm feeling rising in the dantian, which was very similar to the fusion feeling mentioned in the manuscript. A round of breathing can achieve a sense of fusion, which is the most perfect state.

Xu Mu, who had finished spitting, not only did not feel tired, but was full of vitality. He looked at his phone, it was only half past eight, and it was still early, so he decided to study the talisman again, just in case.

Talismans are divided into elementary, intermediate, and high levels, Xu Mu has self-knowledge, and goes straight to the most basic elementary chapter, wanting to start with a few practical talismans.

In addition to the Fu Que technique of searching for people, Xu Mu felt that the immobilization technique and the flying leaf technique were also good.

As the name suggests, the fixation technique is to use the Dao talisman to fix the opponent's movements, of course, the fixation technique at the basic level only has the effect of about two breaths.

The Flying Leaf Technique can hide his breath during the time of tea, and Xu Mu feels that the monsters he has seen seem to be very sensitive to smells, and even most of them use the smell to identify other people's identities, rather than their appearance. Therefore, if you can hide your breath for a while, you may be able to avoid some dangers in the future.

Besides, those guys in Qingping Lane blurted out "It smells good" with a greedy look on their faces at every turn, what does it mean to smell very good? It sounds like they are a snack before a meal, and they won't let them smell it when they learn the Flying Leaf Technique!

Xu Mu took Feng Yuan's pencil and began to seriously copy the few Taoist talismans, planning to draw the talismans proficiently first, and then practice with cinnabar and yellow paper.

When he got up to take a shower when his wrist was sore, Feng Yuan in the guest room was still silent, and he didn't seem to have come out to go to the bathroom for nearly two hours.

Xu Mu moved his cervical spine and shoulders and looked at the door sympathetically, Brother Feng Yuan's work was simply too hard!

In the study, which is separated by a door, the bright light of the monitor spills on the chair and the floor, and the room is empty.

Twenty kilometers away, on the roof of an unfinished building, Feng Yuan's palm was fluttering with blue whip-like electric light, and he looked coldly at the man who was leaning against the corner of the wall and couldn't straighten his waist, "Qiqi, within the Three Realms, no matter how many laps you run, it is impossible to escape from my palm." ”

"My lord, I was wrong, my lord!" The mountain was exhausted, there was no way to escape, the man looked defeated, and knelt on the ground with a "poof!" at Feng Yuan, "I was just instructed by the vicious to vent for him, please let me go." ”

He was originally a vicious beast with fierce eyebrows, and his human form also had double hanging eyebrows, which seemed to have a sense of ferocity with horizontal eyebrows, and his sincerity in begging for mercy was erased a lot. He had heard it say before that the new boss of the Human Security Administration was even more powerful than his predecessor, unfathomable, and probably at the Xuan level. According to the level he just came out, I'm afraid it will be a higher level.

"Exit gas, set up a soul refining array like the Soul Crossing Array through the Mountain, are you embarrassed to say that it is just breathing?" Feng Yuan snorted coldly, "Our security management committee that expelled that five-tailed monster back, I was the one who demolished his house, what do you mean by finding a mortal to vent your anger?"

The more Feng Yuan spoke, the more angry he became, a touch of ruthlessness jumped into his eyebrows, and the electric light in his palm skyrocketed, just one step away, Xu Mu was probably never able to come back.

"My lord, I don't dare to go against you with a few small dares, I said that as long as that mortal is not allowed to live in peace, he will be counted out of this breath. The man said with a bitter face.

"Don't you dare, you've been in the human world for more than a hundred years, and you won't sue me, you don't know that the number one crime here is to kill mortals, right?"

"Wronged, my lord, I am really wronged. The man lay down and trembled, kowtowing and begging for mercy, "Bang Bang Bang" couldn't stop kowtowing and begging for mercy, "Although I am good at seducing souls, but because it is easy to hurt people's lives by directly attacking, I used that hearsay formation, I don't know that it is a soul piercing array at all, let alone soul refining! Otherwise, why bother setting up a formation, it is better to shoot directly! That formation was given to me by a passing Taoist priest, he said that this formation is simple to learn, and it will only give people a lesson, and it will not hurt their lives, and it is just a small punishment and a big commandment." I just brought ......."

"Daoist, what kind of Daoist?" Feng Yuan frowned and looked at the Qiqi lying on the ground.

According to Shen Liang's explanation that day, ordinary people may not be able to exert such power when they use this formation, and only a monster like Qi Qi, who is already good at seducing souls, can use this formation seamlessly, and under his nose, he unknowingly took Xu Mu's heavenly soul and threw it into the formation. Could it be that someone is deliberately taking advantage of it?

"The little ones don't know, the little ones really don't know. A few days ago, when I was walking on the road, a chattering person suddenly stopped me, claiming to be a Taoist priest, saying that I have a depressed aura in my eyebrows, and there will be a lot of evil qi in the near future. I thought he was one of those charlatans who cheated money, with eyes and no beads, and the sales pitch was all sold to me, the monster, so I perfunctorily stuffed the two pieces of paper he handed over to me in my pocket. After the accident, I remembered this incident, found the two pieces of paper, and arranged them according to the method written on the paper......" The man's voice became smaller and smaller in Feng Yuan's cold blade-like gaze, and in the end, it was as low as a mosquito, and he was basically inaudible. The original intention of his use of the formation was to cover himself as much as possible, not to be suspicious, but he never expected that he would be directly targeted by the people of the Human Realm Public Security Administration.

If what Qiqi said was true, and there really was such a Taoist priest, how did he know that Qiqi's later target would be Xu Mu? Could it be that the Taoist is good at pushing divination?

It is impossible to judge whether the formation that appeared hundreds of years ago was given by someone else, or whether he himself learned it in some ancient book.

"What does he look like?"

Qi Pi frowned his face and looked up at Feng Yuan, "The little one didn't pay attention to his appearance, I only remembered that he had a bloody smell of fragrant ash on his body, which didn't smell good." ”

"Even if according to what you said, deliberately harming mortals, according to the rules of the human world, it is enough to send you back to the demon world, and you will not be allowed to set foot in the human world for a hundred years, do you have any objections?" Feng Yuan looked at him coldly.

"No, no. Thank you for not killing. Qi Pi quietly breathed a sigh of relief, secretly rejoicing, just don't smoke his soul, a hundred years is very short, a few sleeps will pass, and then he can come back to the world to have a good time.

"Good. Feng Yuan's eyebrows moved, his fingers were sealed, and the blue whip-like electric light wrapped around Qi Qi's body like a rope, tightening it tighter and tighter, forcing him to lie on the ground and show his original form.

Qi Qi looked up at the sky, roared, and the golden nine characters on his right front paw shattered into several pieces and scattered with the wind.

Feng Yuan opened the boundary gate and threw the Qiqi in its original form.

After a few seconds, the blue electric light disappeared from the monkey's body, and it spread its four claws and ran wildly, as long as it could come back safely, first to find the fox.

Feng Yuan looked coldly at its back and hooked the corners of his mouth, and stepped into the gate of the demon world.

Qi Pi, who was running wildly, hurriedly stopped the four paws, looked at Feng Yuan who stopped in front of him in surprise, instinctively felt that something was wrong, it retreated and shouted tentatively, "My lord?"

Feng Yuan stared coldly at the Qi Qi in front of him, and squeezed his hands directly, "The business has been settled and settled, let's talk about personal feuds, how about fighting in the fairest way in the demon world?"

猰貐:..................

The ninth level is against the ground level, a dead end, where is it fair!!

When Feng Yuan pushed open the door of the guest room, the room was already quiet.

In the master bedroom, Xu Mu lay on the left side of the big bed with the corner of the quilt, sleeping very sweetly. On the right side of the bed, Feng Yuan kept a table lamp, and the orange light softly illuminated the half that belonged to Feng Yuan.

Feeling his breath, Fu Zhu, who was coiled around Xu Mu's head, opened his eyes and flicked his tail diligently.

Feng Yuan put his index finger to his lips and gestured to it in silence. He frowned and sniffed his arm, turned around and went to the bathroom to take a shower, the smell of the demon world was too bad, and he had to be washed away quickly.

Drying his hair and lying on the bed, Feng Yuan just wanted to turn out the lamp, and the one on the left rolled over to him with a grunt. Feng Yuan unceremoniously hugged the person and patted his face gently, just like you, sleeping on the sofa for more than a week without falling to the ground is simply the ninth wonder of the world.

Xu Mu wrinkled his nose, and he didn't mean to wake up. The faint yellow light enveloped his eyebrows and eyes like ink paintings, like a dream.

Feng Yuan couldn't help lowering his head, imprinted a kiss on the corner of his lips, tossed and turned, and then reluctantly left.

The husband next to him widened his eyes as if he was frightened, and got up from the bed with a grunt, looked at Feng Yuan, and then looked at Xu Mu.

Feng Yuan squinted at it, "If you dare to sue him, I will make you into a hot pot." ”

The little white cat immediately lay back in place, and covered his eyes with his fluffy tail, and said very well that I didn't see anything!

When Xu Mu woke up in the morning, he found that he was being held in his arms by Feng Yuan again, and after trying to move twice, the hand around his waist was tightened.

The courier brother covered his forehead helplessly, turned his head to look at someone who was sleeping calmly, and it seemed that he was about to be imprisoned until the alarm clock went off again.

I didn't go to work yesterday, and I don't know how the boss finally arranged the express delivery in his area, and asked Brother Zhong to send more than 20 pieces each?

Xu Mu had been guessing about this matter on the way to work, and when he arrived at the express delivery point, he found that the solution of the proprietress was much simpler and rude, and the one hundred and six goods belonging to him yesterday were piled up on the ground and remained intact.

Knowing that his salary had not disappeared, Xu Mule was so sharp that he couldn't see his eyes, and rushed into the convenience store next door to the express point to buy a bottle of the proprietress his favorite lactic acid drink.

The proprietress explained simply, "It's not specially for you, it just so happens that they had a lot of couriers yesterday, and none of them are willing to send it." ”

Xu Mu scratched his ears, no matter how it is the same, the money is his own in the end.

Coupled with the newly sorted goods in the morning, Xu Mu will send two hundred and twenty pieces today.

The back of the mini three-wheeled ones is piled high, and there are two large bags of small items hanging on both sides of the handlebar, otherwise there would be no stuffing of so many things.

It is estimated that he will work overtime today, Xu Mu looked at the pile of goods, and when he thought of today's salary, he couldn't help but smile.

"You're so happy working overtime. Brother Zhong, who was on the same road, shook his head and looked at him with a smile.

"It's good to have money for overtime. Xu Muyi said with satisfaction.

"I heard that you were sick yesterday? Let's take it easy today, I really can't save some and send it tomorrow, or give me a call." Brother Zhong said.

"It's been fine, I was alive last night. Xu Mu patted his chest and said that he was completely fine.

Xu Mu was so busy all day that he even stuffed three buns while pedaling three wheels for lunch. In a blink of an eye, it was dinner time, and he arrived at the last stop of the daily delivery, Qingping Lane.

In addition to Hanhai Hall, Sifang Tea House and Ruyi Fang, there are also several places that are often visited, as well as the fearless Zhai at No. 46 Qingping Lane.

Number forty-six?

Isn't No. 46 Zhu Guangge?

Xu Mu looked at the list strangely, and besides, Zhu Guangge has become a ruin?

When he went to Hanhaitang to make a delivery, he asked Hanhaitang, the otaku owner who was an online shopper and game freak, about the price of Blood Amber. The otaku took a magnifying glass and looked at the two pieces for a few minutes, and then gave Xu Mu the price of 3,000 yuan.

The things I picked up for nothing are worth 3,000 yuan, and the courier brother is so happy. Xu Mu was not in a hurry to sell this time, and decided to ask a few more companies. He also found out a few times that antiques are bought low and sold high, and the value of this thing must be more expensive than 3,000 yuan, and the otaku will be willing to pay the price of 3,000 yuan.

In the position of No. 46, the brand-new pavement rises from the ground, and the glazed tiles and vermilion eaves are built more beautiful than the original Zhuguang Pavilion.

If he hadn't seen the ruins with his own eyes, Xu Mu would never have believed that this shop had been rebuilt in two or three days.

Building a house is not blowing up balloons, how can it be so fast?

Unless...... It's not done manually at all.

That's a youkai?

Xu Mu stood at the door hesitantly, and carefully knocked on the door of the new vermilion lacquer shop, "Is Mr. Dog Yan here?" ”

"Wait a minute. A gentle sound came from inside the door, accompanied by the sound of footsteps that were somewhat slow.

I saw an artist-like man with half-length yellow hair walking out of the inner hall, no, it should be said, he was retreating, with his back to the door, all the way in a backward posture, and walked towards Xu Mu strangely.

Xu Mu: ..................

, it's really a strange thing!

“…… Your courier, please sign for it. Xu Mu looked at the man with his back to him and took a deep breath for two seconds to calm down, and then wanted to hand him the pen. His outstretched hand was a little hesitant, not knowing whether to hand it to the front of the man or just put it behind his back.

The man seemed to have eyes behind his back, and accurately took Xu Mu's pen. Finally turned around, bowed his head to Xu Mu and signed his name one by one. Seeing the face, Xu Mu felt that this person and Dog Zheng were definitely not brothers, and there was no similarity between the two in appearance. It's just that this person has a pair of sunglasses on his nose, and he looks a bit like ...... Blindman?

"Thanks, have a cup of tea, your lips are chapped open. The man spoke in a gentle tone, fumbled around and took out a teapot from the side of the counter and poured tea for Xu Mu.

"No, I still have two deliveries to deliver. Xu Muwan wanted to refuse, and unconsciously pursed the corners of her mouth, she was busy delivering goods today, and she didn't even have time to drink saliva.

After the man finished pouring the tea, he put his nails in it and rubbed it, and handed it to Xu Mu.

Xu Mu: ..................

If you don't bring this, are you going to ask me and your nail polish remover?