Episode 810: Bad ass Xiyi OPPA

At eight o'clock in the evening, Kim Seung-min drove a nanny car to Jiang Hudong's barbecue restaurant to pick up Zheng Xiyi home.

As soon as he got on the car, Zheng Xiyi fell on the seat and touched his stomach with a sad face, Kim Seungmin glanced at him from the rearview mirror and asked in wonder:

"What's the matter? Didn't you laugh happily with Brother Hu Dong when you came out of the barbecue restaurant just now, could it be pretended? Brother Hu Dong gave you a problem?"

Zheng Xiyi patted his belly and said:

"Ani, I had a good afternoon, and Brother Hudong's affairs are also a good thing, but ...... I've eaten too much at this meal, and I've been eating it from less than four o'clock until now, and how hard it will take me to get back to practice!"

Kim Seungmin rolled his eyes and said:

"You're enough! What is there to complain about after eating barbecue all afternoon, Brother Hyun Woo and I followed Yuna on the trip today, and we were so tired that we didn't say anything, and we relied on a gimbap bought on the side of the road from noon to night. ”

Zheng Xiyi suddenly became interested, sat up with his waist straight, and asked with his hand on the back of the front seat:

"Eh, does Yuna have a lot of itineraries?"

"Three commercial performances, two platforms, and the last trip was sent to the radio station for a show half an hour ago, and it went around Seoul for a full circle and a half. ”

"Wow!" Zheng Xiyi pinched his fingers and calculated, and said in shock:

"Yun'er's play ended early, you left without lunch, even if it's eight hours now, a total of six trips, plus it takes at least two hours on the road, isn't that the real time spent on each trip is less than an hour?"

Kim Seungmin gave a disdainful look to the side:

"An hour's journey is a relatively important platform, and commercial performances are generally only half an hour, and even less than 15 minutes. ”

Zheng Xiyi unconsciously touched his chin, frowned and asked:

"Then I'm not losing a lot of time to give Lotte and Samsung their platforms, and it will take at least half a day every time!"

Kim Seungmin rolled his eyes in anger and shouted:

"Can the IDOL run a trip compared to you? You're not running a trip at all, okay, you're fulfilling the obligation of a spokesperson! And how much does it cost for IDOL to run a trip, you can stand on the stage for Lotte up to four times a year, shoot three commercials, and how much is it for two CFs? Yuna's itinerary density is the normal state of an artist, do you think that everyone else is as good as you?"

"Oh......"

Zheng Xiyi answered in a low voice, leaned back in his seat and stopped talking.

Jin Chengmin didn't pay attention at first, but after a while, he reacted, and quickly glanced in the rearview mirror, only to see Zheng Xiyi shrinking in his position and lowering his head to see his expression clearly, and he was driving and didn't dare to look back carefully, and he couldn't help but feel a little apprehensive.

The atmosphere in the car became more and more solemn, Jin Chengmin looked in the rearview mirror from time to time, and saw that Zheng Xiyi had been motionless for a long time, so he had to carefully break the silence and said:

"That...... Mianada, Hiyi, I ......"

Before he could finish speaking, Zheng Xiyi suddenly burst into laughter, and pounced forward to pat Kim Seungmin's shoulder and said:

"Haha, Chengmin, are you scared by me? Do you think I'm angry? Hey, Yigu, am I such a cautious person in your heart?

Kim Seungmin finally breathed a sigh of relief, but in a blink of an eye, he said:

"Don't shoot me, I'm still driving!"

Zheng Xiyi stuck out his tongue, quickly removed his hand, sat back with a smile, and sighed:

"I used to know that IDOL people have a hard time, what are the 24 hours a day and 20 hours a day, eating and sleeping are all in the car, but I always feel that there are some exaggerated elements in it, and today I heard you say that Yun'er's afternoon trip really has a real feeling. ”

Kim Seungmin also sighed leisurely:

"Yun'er's itinerary today is not much, after all, she still has to film tomorrow, otherwise she can run three or four more trips after the radio program is over, and she can't go back to the dormitory until three or four o'clock in the morning. Besides, it's better to run with a schedule than without a trip, in fact, most artists work harder than Yun'er, but the remuneration they get at the end of the day may only be enough to eat. ”

Zheng Xiyi nodded silently.

Seeing that the atmosphere was a little solemn again, Kim Seungmin hurriedly changed the topic and said:

"Eh, by the way, Xiyi, what you just said about Brother Hudong is a good thing, what kind of good thing is it?"

Zheng Xiyi wiped his face, threw away that bit of compassion and leisure, and said with a smile:

"It's been almost a year since Brother Hu Dongge missed paying taxes, and the TV station probably felt that the limelight had passed, so he intended to find him to go out again to host a new program. ”

"Oh, that's a good thing...... Kim Seungmin nodded, "But that doesn't have anything to do with you, does it?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he quickly shook his head and said:

"It's impossible, even Brother Shi can't please move you, and it's even more impossible for him. ”

Zheng Xiyi smiled, although Kim Seungmin's words were a bit suspicious, but it was also a fact!

But Kim Seungmin's next sentence directly made him roll his eyes:

"Xiyi, I haven't seen a second one for such a lazy artist, even if it's Jessica, the announcement that should be on the song period will still go. ”

"Ah, am I lazy? I'm a mystic line!" Zheng Xiyi retorted with great dissatisfaction: "Most of the actors are like this, and they basically don't receive notices much except for filming. ”

Kim Seungmin said disdainfully:

"Pull it down, most of those seniors are indeed in this style, that's because people are of high seniority, and being on the show will make others can't let go, so they don't go, who of your generation of actors is not announced during the publicity period? You are just lazy, no need to deny it!"

Although Zheng Xiyi was at a loss, he still said stubbornly:

"Am I lazy? Can an actor be called lazy if he doesn't make an announcement? I ...... I...... I don't like the naΓ―ve scripts of those variety shows! Yes, how can I be such an upright actor, how can I accept such a non-technical performance!"

Kim Seungmin pursed his lips, stepped on the brake, turned around and complained:

"Ne, Ne, you're right, actor NIM, it's home, hurry back and rest, I'll pick you up tomorrow morning to have a technical performance. ”

Zheng Xiyi looked up, only to find that he had already arrived home, got out of the car while muttering, and ran away without even saying goodnight.

Seeing him enter the house, Kim Seungmin turned the direction and was about to leave, but he slapped his head and said to himself:

"Ah, this guy has opened the topic again, and he hasn't made it clear what happened in the afternoon!"

After thinking about it, Kim Seungmin narrowed his eyes, looked at the villa that had just turned on the lights, and muttered to himself in his heart:

"This guy is talking all the way, is he deliberately distracting me, is he still guarding against me?"

After a few seconds, he shook his head again and smiled bitterly, let out a long sigh, shook his head and stopped thinking about it, and drove away.

In the villa, Zheng Xiyi heard the sound of the nanny car leaving, paused at his feet, smiled slightly and went upstairs to change clothes.

He did deliberately divert Kim Seungmin's attention, but it was not to guard against Kim Seungmin, but there are some things that don't need to be known to others so early, even if it was Liu Xianyu who came to pick him up today, it would be the same if he wanted to make big news, how could it be called big news if he wasn't scared!

The next morning, Kim Seung-min came to pick up Zheng Xiyi on time, because the same crew was filming, so Yuna has been rubbing Zheng Xiyi's car recently, which made Zheng Xiyi talk about S.M's door several times.

As soon as he got into the car, Yun'er leaned over and asked:

"OPPA, I heard that you ate a barbecue for four or five hours yesterday afternoon, is it true?"

Zheng Xiyi reached out and pressed the top of her head and pushed it back, and said with disgust:

"Ah, don't lean over, wipe your saliva clean before talking to me!"

Yun'er glared at him angrily, but at the same time, she couldn't help but raise her hand to wipe the corners of her mouth, looked down, and then shouted:

"OPPA, you're playing tricks on me again, how can I drool!"

Zheng Xiyi laughed, Kim Seungmin and Yoo Hyun-woo, who were sitting in the front, also laughed, and Choi Sun-yi, who was in the back row, laughed and clapped her hands.

Yun'er puffed out her little face and rolled her eyes, suddenly opened her mouth and stretched out her tongue to lick her hand, and then stretched out her hand to shake it in front of Zheng Xiyi, and shouted:

"Let you say I'm drooling, I'll wipe all your face!"

Zheng Xiyi scolded with a smile while blocking her hand:

"How dirty, you kid isn't afraid of diarrhea!"

Yun'er heard it a little harder, and shouted:

"You're dirty! How can my saliva be dirty!"

Zheng Xiyi hurriedly grabbed her wrist and said:

"PABO, I'm not talking about your dirty saliva, I'm talking about your dirty hands!"

Yun'er finally reacted, withdrew her hand with a scream, and hurriedly lowered her head and spit directly, Zheng Xiyi shrank to the side in disgust:

"You're also the face of Girls' Generation, Yun'er, can you be a little civilized and polite, and actually spit in front of me in my car, which is unhygienic and impolite!"

Yun'er was so angry that her face turned red, but she didn't dare to close her mouth and speak, so she could only say angrily with her mouth half open:

"Change the benevolence! The child doesn't give the puppet pavilion who can tree!"

Zheng Xiyi looked at her with a puzzled expression:

"MO, DO YOU SPEAK KOREAN? I didn't understand a word. ”

Yuna glared at him viciously and stopped talking, anyway, talking again would make him make fun of him one more time.

Cui Shanyi stood up from the back row with a smile, handed a bottle of water to Yun'er with one hand, and slapped Zheng Xiyi behind the back with the other:

"Ah, still tease Yun'er, just kidding, if she really has diarrhea, you will be miserable!"

Zheng Xiyi said with a bitter face:

"Nuna, you're too partial, why didn't I see you help me fight when she wiped saliva on my face. She licked her own hands, not her feet, how could she really have diarrhea, besides, saliva originally had a sterilizing effect, and it was okay to lick it. ”

Cui Shanyi just helped to play the round, ignoring his crazy words, Yun'er rinsed her mouth with water, turned around and spit it out, and then grabbed the flesh on Zheng Xiyi's arm and twisted it fiercely:

"You're only a *** girl! It's all your fault, the villain Xiyi OPPA!"

Choi Sun-yi clapped her hands and laughed again, Yoo Hyun-woo patted Kim Seung-min while laughing, signaling him to hurry up, Kim Seung-min had to hold back his laughter and step on the accelerator.

The nanny car drove to today's filming location with laughter, the slapstick of Yuna and Jung Hee-yi......