Chapter 47 The demons draw their swords and call for wine for nine days
Gongying and his wife planned to arrange the marriage for Wenji and Yan Ling as soon as possible, so as not to make irresponsible remarks from outsiders, but as soon as Yan Ling ran away like this, it turned out to be more than half a month, and the original date of marriage had to be re-selected.
The next day, Mrs. Zhou didn't wait for Wenji and Yan Ling to come and say good morning, so she asked Xiaoyu to invite the two of them to come over the house and sit down, and carefully inquired about the things on the way out. Wenji 1510 explained in detail, including the manifestation of the black stone pendant. After that, Mrs. Zhou told the marriage again and asked for their opinions. The two of them don't say much, and they all rely on their parents to decide.
In the end, it was decided that: 1. Wait for Wenji's hand to heal and get married, and select the best day of marriage as soon as possible; 2. Decorate and arrange the wedding room as soon as possible, and many details such as clothing and bedding and other necessary things for the cave room should also be prepared; 3. No matter how big or small, all the details should be handled by the housekeeper Liu Er.
After the discussion is settled, he will be ordered to go down immediately.
Suddenly, the Tan Mansion went up and down, in and out, in and out, and it was lively, just waiting for the day when Wenji and Yan Ling got married.
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It is said that on that day, Jiutian left Tan's mansion and was intercepted halfway by the wise girl, and after a helpless conversation, Jiutian took advantage of the fact that the wise girl was not on guard and fled in the fog, and returned to the three immortal caves of Hanging Pot Mountain all the way.
Although she is separated from the Hui Nu, her words and words are deeply imprinted in Jiutian's mind.
When I entered the cave, I saw the flower-faced badger lying next to the stone chair, salivating at the corners of his mouth, snoring and thundering, and the wine still didn't wake up, so the two little demons of the Nine Heavens Mandate carried it aside, regardless of whether they lived or died.
Jiutian sat on the stone chair, stepped on the stone case with his left boot, leaned forward, his bones were apricot eyes, raised the phoenix feather sword and shouted to the little demons: "Listen, little ones, which of you can pull out this sword? If anyone can pull out this sword, my aunt and grandmother will reward it with a jar of good wine to eat." ”
As soon as the words fell, Jiutian threw the phoenix feather sword and threw it on the ground in the cave hall, looking at the following with apricot eyes.
The little demon jackal's eyes were facing the wolf's eyes, the tiger's eyes were facing the leopard's eyes, and their bones were turning straight and straight, and they were all hesitating.
Suddenly, a wolf demon came forward with his waist bent and his legs, and saluted: "Auntie: the little one is here to wipe." ”
As soon as the words fell, the wolf demon grabbed the phoenix feather sword, held the scabbard and the hilt of the sword, steadied the figure-eight steps, and used his arms hard, "Hey!" and wanted to pull out the sword, but the phoenix feather sword couldn't be opened. The wolf demon used his strength to eat milk again, and pulled it out several times in a row, and his face turned purple, and he was still the same.
"Wolf cub, just stop the fire with your little hair, don't be embarrassed here, let Brother Tiger pull it out and show you." Another tiger demon jumped out of it.
The wolf demon turned the phoenix feather sword upside down, and was about to step on the sword with his feet, holding the scabbard with both claws to pull it out, but he was called by the tiger demon, and naturally he was reluctant to put down the phoenix feather sword, but he was afraid of it.
So the wolf demon said helplessly: "Brother Tiger, if you have wine to eat, don't forget to take a sip of the little brother." ”
"It's easy to say...... Wolf cub, you go down first......" The tiger demon swaggered up, snatched the phoenix feather sword, and drove the wolf demon to retreat.
The wolf demon hooked his waist and bent his legs, and retreated.
This tiger was originally the king of beasts, fierce and abnormal, infinitely powerful, and became a demon queen, and this strength was naturally even more extraordinary. When the little demons saw the tiger demon appear, they cheered and applauded.
The tiger demon raised the phoenix feather sword, walked around the field in a proud manner, and then signaled the little demons to be quiet.
In an instant, all the little demons shut up and were silent.
But seeing the tiger demon's solemn expression, facing the nine heavens, while grasping the scabbard and hilt of the sword with both hands, slowly lifting it above his head, while slowly sinking his waist and bending his knees, he took a tiger step.
Suddenly, with a loud roar, the tiger demon exerted all his strength, and his arms fell down.
Suddenly heard a loud bang, the dust was rolling, the hall shook, it turned out that the tiger demon closed his mouth and held his breath, but he couldn't close his eyes, and a stinky fart was squeezed out.
In the dust, the little demons pinched their noses, and frowned and exhaled.
The tiger demon was embarrassed, so he simply didn't do anything, and let out a loud roar of "hi".
The sound of "㖓" sounded, and there was another storm of stinky farts, stirring up the hole full of black smoke and miasma, and the smell was incomparable.
A few of the little demons were directly smoked down, and the rest were dizzy and hiding. Jiutian pinched his nose tightly, wanting to scold, but he was afraid of stinky farts, so he had to frown and remain silent.
Unexpectedly, the two loud farts actually startled the flower-faced badger sleeping on the side, and woke up. It turned over and sat up, smelled a fart smell, and scolded angrily: "Which one is looking for death and dares to fart in front of Lao Tzu?"
"Report to the king: it's a tiger...... Brother Tiger. The serving demon hurriedly replied.
"Why are you farting here?"
"My aunt and grandmother asked the big guy to draw the sword and get a reward, and Brother Tiger volunteered to go up and draw the sword, but he never thought that the strength had been used, but he didn't clamp it tightly, so he forced the two stinky farts out. ”
"Ahh
But when he heard that he came back in nine days, the flower-faced badger suddenly became much more restrained, stood up, and hurriedly came to salute: "Grandma, you are back." ”
"Hmm. Jiutian pinched his nose and said coldly, "Flower face, your Dao is much higher than them, you go and try the sword." ”
"Yes!" the flower-faced badger was full of confidence, and strode away to the bottom of the hall.
The tiger demon hung his head and was ashamed, and presented the phoenix feather sword to the flower-faced badger. The flower-faced badger met the phoenix feather sword, and there was nothing strange about it, but it made the tiger demon retreat.
The flower-faced badger held the phoenix feather sword, sank his waist and bent his knees, and slowly exerted his strength, screaming "babbling ahh
"Ahh
"What's broken, the sword is broken?" asked Jiutian in shock.
"It's not. The flower-faced badger held back his breath and looked pained.
"What's wrong with that?"
The badger was so embarrassed that he was embarrassed to reply.
"Say it quickly!" Nine Heavens shouted angrily.
"Grandma: The little one almost squeezed out his fart. The badger replied with a bitter face, it turned out that it used too much force, and it almost forced out a fart, but fortunately, it was forced back halfway.
When Jiu Tian heard this, he angrily scolded: "Waste! All of them are waste, and even a broken sword can't pull it out!"
"Please calm your anger, please calm your anger...... Small...... The little one thought of a way to try it, maybe he could pull out this sword. The badger stammered.
"What's the solution?"
"Please wait a moment for my aunt and grandmother. Then the badger commanded, "Go quickly, wolf cub, and call all the brothers outside the cave in." ”
"Yes!" the wolf demon commanded, and ran out of the cave.
After a while, forty or fifty little demons came in in a hurry, and with the little demons in the cave, there were sixty or seventy people.
Under the command of the flower-faced badger, the little demons were divided into two groups, one with the wolf demon holding the scabbard, and the other with the tiger demon drawing the sword handle, all holding the waist pole and working together, just like a tug-of-war.
The distribution stopped, the flower-faced badger shouted slogans, and the little demons pulled out the phoenix feather sword in front of the cave hall, and pulled it out until the farts were loud, and the dust was rolling, and they didn't pull out the phoenix feather sword. In the end, all the little demons collapsed on the ground one by one, sweating profusely and panting.
Seeing this, Jiutian gritted his teeth and scolded: "Waste! Waste! A bunch of waste!"
"Aunt and grandmother are angry: It seems that this sword is extraordinary, and it must be a sword. The badger patted the horse.
"Treasure a fart sword, take it up, and grandma will pull it out for you to see!" Jiutian said disdainfully.
"Yes, Grandma. The flower-faced badger cautiously walked to the stone chair and presented the phoenix feather sword to the nine heavens.
Jiutian took the sword in his hand, looked up and down, and with a "swish", he effortlessly pulled out the phoenix feather blade, but it was mottled and dull, just like an old sword.
Seeing this, the flower-faced badger hurriedly fell to the ground and shouted: "Auntie and grandma have great magical powers and invincible divine power. ”
"My aunt and grandmother have great powers and invincible powers. ”
"My aunt and grandmother have great magical powers and invincible divine power......
All the little demons lay on the ground one after another, echoing loudly, and the sound shook the cave.
Jiutian heard the praise, and was quite useful, put his sword into the sheath and said: "This sycophant is so comfortable to listen to, get up, my aunt and grandmother are not as knowledgeable as you." ”
"Aunt Xie. ”
"Aunt Xie's ......"
The flower-faced badger led the demons to thank him.
"Flower face: My aunt is very unhappy, you go and bring some wine and accompany your aunt and grandmother to eat two jars. Nine Heavens commanded.
"Yes, Grandma. The flower-faced badger replied and ordered the wolf demon, "Wolf cub, go to the back cave storage room and move a few jars of 'daughter red'." ”
The wolf demon bowed his head and agreed, and led the three little demons to carry the wine beautifully.
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After Feng Yu Jian tried this, Jiutian was a little skeptical of what the wise girl said.
But this is not what Jiutian cares about the most, what she cares about the most is: Wenji and Yan Ling are about to get married.
Although the wise girl vetoed the matter, Jiutian would rather believe that it exists than believe that it does not.
Thinking about it like this, Jiutian's heart was just like thousands of cat's claws scratching his heart, bloody, painful and itchy, very uncomfortable, and he remembered that wine could dispel his worries, so he ordered the flower-faced badger to bring wine to eat.
In an instant, the wolf demon led the three little demons and brought four jars of fine wine with a hum, all of which were placed next to the stone case.
On the stone table, there were already several plates of wild fruits, such as peaches, pears, cherries, apples, etc., and there were also two large plates of dried meat, but I don't know what kind of animal meat was dried.
Jiutian ate two cherries, and couldn't wait to say: "Flower face, quickly pour wine for my aunt!"
"Little obedience!" the flower-faced badger picked up the wine jar, happily pulled the seal, and poured wine into the bowl while arranging the score, "Grandma: This wine is called 'Daughter Red', but it is a good wine." The little one was ordered by the master, and when he first arrived at the Xiangyun Cave of Flagpole Ridge, his brothers said that the wine was good, and the little one grabbed a few jars to eat, and it was really good. Later, he offered it to Shizun to eat, and Shizun was also boasting, so he tried his best to get more than 100 jars and hid them in the cave to honor Shizun, and now he is just honoring his aunt and grandmother. ”