Chapter 1243 The Ming Dynasty also had an infinite stream
On the computer screen, a special football game is underway.
On one side is a foreign friend from the Avengers, and on the other side is an immortal Coats from ancient mythology, and the fight is whimsical and exciting.
The Avengers have been in the army for decades, but they are full of talent. However, there are only nine players on the fairy side, so they can only make a nine-a-side football in a strange way.
Although it is an informal nine-a-side game, the basic rules of football still have to be followed.
In order to enter the stadium, Iron Man dismantled the missile lock hand cannon, Thor temporarily put down the hammer, and the shock waves and flames of the Laser Eye and Thunderbolt Fire were also forbidden to be released at people, although they were not reduced to strong ordinary people like the American team without a shield, the strength of the superheroes was still greatly affected, and it didn't seem as powerful as in the movies and comics.
Fortunately, it is also not easy on the other side, Sun Wukong has no golden hoop stick, Lu Dongbin put away the pure yang sword, He Xiangu, Han Xiangzi, Zhang Guolao and others have also put away their own magic weapons for fame, and Tie Guan Li has become a one-legged immortal because of this, coupled with the lack of aura on the earth, the power of immortal magic has been greatly reduced, but the combat effectiveness has declined even more. For a while, the two sides were also on par.
Above the midfield, the "air striker" Thunderbolt found an opportunity to make a barb pass, and the ball turned into a fireball and rushed to the half of the fairy team. Hulk Huo Ran jumped up and rushed to the top with a powerful header, and even hit the ball in the direction of the goal. If a mortal would definitely not be able to withstand this thousand pounds of heavy blows, Han Zhongli, who served as the defender, was not afraid, only to see him pinch the magic trick and turn into a giant, allowing the ball and the Hulk's head to hit his big belly.
Although the big belly was covered by the rule prohibiting undressing, its size and impact resistance did not decrease at all, and it was hit by the ball and the green man one after another, and the impact was only slightly turbulent to turn the impact away. On the contrary, it was the classic black and white flower-shaped ball, which was directly squeezed into a flat futon by the front and back sandwiches, and then Huo Ran bounced straight into the air.
Seeing the ball flying out, Iron Man, Thor, and Thunderbolt in the sky all flew over to scramble, and Lu Dongbin and He Xiangu also made their efforts to take off, wanting to protect the ball.
However, the speed of these people was still too slow, and in the chaos of the battle, a golden retriever monkey flashed into the field, stretched out its furry monkey legs to hook the ball, and then bent its long tail, hitting the ball towards the opponent's front court like a bat.
At the beginning of the havoc in the Heavenly Palace, Brother Monkey and Three-Eyed Yang Jian competed in the art of change, he lay on the ground and became a land temple, his eyes turned into a window and opened his mouth to make a door and his tongue turned into a god statue, and the remaining tail was not easy to arrange, so he simply turned into a flagpole and erected it behind the temple. However, this abnormal flagpole leaked his tracks, causing him to be seen through by Yang Jian at a glance.
Although he was defeated and captured in the end, it was because he was secretly attacked by Taishang Laojun with King Kong, but Brother Monkey was still jealous of his tail because of this, and in the hundreds of years since, he has never used this thing much - there are golden hoop sticks that can be long and short, and he really can't use his own tail. In modern times, Sun Wukong's tail has been ignored by film and television directors, and his sense of existence has become extremely thin.
Fortunately, Monkey Tail has finally found his place on the football field.
Football rules prohibit players other than the goalkeeper from touching the ball with their arms and hands, except for the tail, which is cheap. Although his tail is not as long as that of the African long-tailed monkey, it also bends as softly and hard, which helps him a lot.
It's a pity that there is a rule in football that prohibits ball possession, otherwise he only needs to roll the ball with his tail, stride out and dribble into the goal, and he can easily brush the score to kill the game.
Over there, seeing the ball flying, Captain America, who had no shield, jumped up and wanted to intercept it, but the ball was picked up by Lan Caihe, who was dressed as a woman, who handed the ball to Han Xiangzi, who immediately raised his leg and shot the ball towards the goal.
The goalkeeper on the side of the Avengers is Spider-Man, although his practice of spreading the net on the goal is strictly forbidden by the referee, it does not affect him to shoot spider silk to supplement the football. Relying on this trick and the super reaction and dexterity brought by the spider's senses, the little worm pounced left and right to block and fished down, and kept the goal intact.
It's a pity that his tricks have been seen through, and as soon as the box ball flew out here, Uncle Cao Guo shouted over there: "Bah!"
If it is Spider-Man who is strong enough to break through the sky in some comics, this level of sonic offensive is naturally helpless. It's a pity that the young Spider-Man on the screen, who is average in battle, shook his right hand when he heard the sound, and the spider silk shot slid over the ball, but he couldn't stop the opponent's goal.
Seeing that Han Xiangzi opened the record, the other seven immortals all came over to celebrate together, and for a while, the petals were all over the sky, the glow was thousands, and the drums were singing, as if the football field had turned into a Yaochi stage.
After the celebration, the game did not continue, the clouds spread again and again, and the main interface of "Crazy Soccer 4" appeared in front of everyone.
Outside the screen, Yuan Yang and the people behind him reacted and exhaled one after another.
Recalling the opening animation just now, Yuan Yang couldn't help but sigh: "Huh, this version is okay, it is indeed better than the version of 'Fairy Ball Wars'." β
"It's just a bit of a tout of the local immortals," Bai Meng, the editor of the game version, continued, "Marvel has no opinion?"
"There is no plot involved, no insults of defeat, and this level of adaptation is obviously within the acceptable range. Besides, this opening animation is only exclusive to the pre-sale version, and Marvel can't afford to offend its partners for this. β
In recent years, Bee Games has been looking for Disney and Marvel to buy game adaptation rights, and temporary projects like this are really nothing to them.
"That's true," Bai Meng nodded, "but it's still a bit of a bad thing for Bee You to do." They are so blatantly compared, where are the faces of Bodhi Ancestor and Teacher Yi left? Professional filmmakers have been working for three years, it is better for a game company to make an animation casually, there is no harm if there is no comparison!"
"Hey!" Yuan Yang pouted, "Who cares about face in the entertainment industry? Since they dare to direct and participate, how can they be afraid of others complaining and sarcastic? Besides, the broken movie was actually only made for two months, and it was done in 14 years, but the film party itself felt ugly, and it was barely released until this year. β
"Can't say that!"
It was the female editor who interjected, Leng Ran. She seems to be a fan of the happy family, but at this time, she stood up and said good things for her idols: "Teacher He, Tao Tao Xinxin, they are actually very helpless, the film and television crew needs to go to Kuaiben to promote their works, and Kuaiben also needs celebrities to help attract traffic." has dealt with each other a lot, and when the crew invites a guest performance or something, naturally they can't refuse. Besides, the actors left after filming their own scenes, and they couldn't decide what they cut into in the end. β
"And!" Bai Meng didn't believe this statement, "If it's a cameo, it can be explained like this." It's a bit nonsense for the leading actor to say this, if the leading actor can't get the script, it's okay if the pheasant crew doesn't go!"
"I can't say the same, some famous directors just like to change the script on the spot. β
"You know, King Sunglasses, and then he made up the 'ferryman'. β
"Lao Wang is just a producer, he is actually a victim. β
"Whoa, the victim!" Bai Meng sneered and shook her head, "As a great director, how can you not have the most basic ability to distinguish between beauty and ugliness?
As soon as the words came out, Leng Ran next to him suddenly hung up an ice cube face, and his face was full of unhappiness and wanted to hammer you.
Seeing that his subordinates had a tendency to develop towards Zhu Gusheng, Deputy Editor-in-Chief Yuan hurriedly started a round and waved his hand with a smile, "Okay, okay, it's really not interesting to care about this." After all, their main business is hosts, and as long as the program is good-looking and popular, what does it matter if the side hustle is bad? Besides, now that the record industry is in a recession, they have to find a gunman to buy a version number, buy a print run, endorse food, medicine, and automobile P2P, and if something goes wrong, they will be scolded for a long time. Looking at film and television dramas again, even if something goes wrong, only investors will pay, and it is clear what choice people will make. β
Hearing her boss say the same, Bai Meng gained a little more confidence, and immediately answered: "Actually, this is also very good, with a happy family, it is much less difficult for fans to choose movies." Actually, I like them to make movies, it's better to shoot big and shoot more crazy shots, and contract all the bad movies. β
As soon as these words came out, Yuan Yang secretly said that it was not good, and he was afraid that his subordinate would really be alone.
Sure enough, Miss Leng scolded back at the time, "Hey! You can't eat grapes and curse grapes to be sour! As a well-known host, if you don't sing, get electrocuted, or endorse, you would have left the local station and gone to CCTV to be the mouth of the country!"
CCTV has a great career and a lot of talents, even if there are many famous people who have jumped ship because of income problems, they have always maintained a policy of strictly prohibiting the commercialization of hosts. In contrast, because of the fierce competition and the high degree of commercialization, local stations usually do not prohibit their hosts from taking private jobs, and some stations even have brokers for them and extract a share of the income from commercial activities.
Seeing that the two were about to quarrel, Yuan Yang hurriedly waved his hand to drive people away, "Okay, it's almost done." You two, go about your own business!"
The two glared at each other, turned their heads and walked away quickly. The onlookers outside saw that there was no bright spot, and they all dispersed back to their positions, but a storm disappeared invisibly.
Glancing at the computer screen, Yuan Yang found the NexT2 headset he got when he attended the Bee Autumn Conference some time ago, connected the host and the controller, and started the VR mode.
In fact, Blue Fireball has prepared media releases and screenshot materials, and if you are lazy, you can simply modify it and send it out. But since he has a game and equipment at hand, he doesn't mind trying it himself.
Entering the game, he immediately noticed a lot of highlights that were very different from the previous works.
Needless to say, the picture is the official mature team of Blue Fireball after all, and the "Crazy Foot 4" fully exerts the performance of the Pt engine and NexT2 headset, and the display effect is even higher, far from being comparable to other VR games.
In terms of gameplay, the four generations of "Crazy Foot" inherited the whimsical characteristics that this series has always flaunted, on the one hand, expanding the type of football field, which can be played in the forest, swamps and underwater, and flying into the sky and outer space, on the other hand, it is also relaxing the ability of the characters, introducing many historical figures and virtual characters into the game, it seems to want to create a football version of the ancient and modern Smash Bros.
Yuan Yang glanced at his card library, in addition to the male and female players of the bee football team that is standard in the series and the first three generations of popular players, the characters who appeared in the opening animation are all there, and the Avengers nine-person card is marked with "Avengers" and "Pre-order Edition Limited", but there are only four words on the Eight Immortals card, which seems to be a new fixed character in this generation.
Looking at the side again, I actually found two sets of eight immortal cards, namely "Eight Immortals in Drinking" and "Eight Immortals in Music".
After a slight stunned moment, he understood.
The so-called "Eight Immortals in Drinking" is actually a group of alcohol-loving literati during the Tianbao period of the Tang Dynasty.
The poet Du Fu wrote a "Song of the Eight Immortals in Drinking" for them, and the well-known "100 poems of Li Baidou wine, sleeping in a restaurant in Chang'an City, the Son of Heaven can't get on the boat, and he claims that his ministers are immortals in wine" are from this poem.
There are only one hundred and five crosses in the whole poem, but the personality characteristics and drunkenness of eight people, including "scissorhands" He Zhizhang, Ruyang Wang Li Jin, Zuo Prime Minister Li Shizhi, "Yushu Linfeng" Cui Zongzhi, alcoholic monk Su Jin, poet immortal Li Bai, grass saint Zhang Xu, and cloth cloth Jiao Sui, are depicted in a drunken state, like a delicate white portrait.
Probably because these people were famous and there were enough of them, the Blue Fireball introduced them into the game and turned them into player cards.
As for the so-called "Eight Immortals in Happiness", they are mortals before becoming immortals.
These are folk artists who were active in the Song Dynasty, namely Han Zhongli with a fishing drum in his arms, Zhang Guolao riding a donkey and knocking on the board, Han Xiangzi holding a long flute, He Qiong Lan Caihe, a fugitive in the palace, Lu Dongbin, a famous lyricist, Tie Guan Li, a lame scholar, and Uncle Cao Guo, a talented showman.
The so-called fishing drum, also known as the Taoist tube, is a musical instrument made of bamboo tube, the lower end is covered with pigskin, and the sound of "puffiness" is made by percussion. The fishing drum was originally a musical instrument used by Taoist priests to sing Taoist feelings, and was used to sing Taoist stories with beats. Later, this musical instrument was introduced to the folk and became a metronome similar to the role of Allegro, and was carried in the arms of artists who performed and begged for a living to walk the streets and alleys.
Obviously, the "Eight Immortals in Music" did not have a high social status at that time, but because of their wide enough fame, they finally "became immortals by faith", and gradually had a mana immortal body, and in the Yuan Dynasty, they seemed to be ranked in the immortal class. Wang Chongyang of the Yuan Dynasty claimed to have obtained the Jindan method of LΓΌ Dongbin and Zhong Liquan (Han Zhongli), so he became a monk and founded Quanzhen, and these three became the "Chongyang Patriarch", "Chunyang Patriarch" and "Zhengyang Patriarch" of the Quanzhen Sect.
In the Ming Dynasty, the name of the Eight Immortals became even louder, and the famous writer Wu Yuantai was commissioned by a bookseller to create the romance "Journey to the East". Because of the big sales of this book, the rank of the immortal class of the "Eight Immortals in the Upper Cave" was finally completely fixed and has continued to this day.
It is worth mentioning that the "Eight Immortals of Shangdong" still maintain the characteristics of "Drinking Eight Immortals" and "Playing Eight Immortals", and many people still hold the musical instruments of the year, and they have not changed their love for wine. The so-called "Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea to Show Their Magical Powers" is actually the act of everyone returning to drink crazy. The Eight Immortals crossed the sea with wine and threw things, but the Dragon Prince of the East China Sea kidnapped Lan Cai and robbed him of the jade plate, which really annoyed a group of drunken maniacs, who killed the dragon, pushed down Mount Tai, and filled the East China Sea, and finally provoked the Heavenly Court soldiers and horses to arrest him.
Fortunately, the Eight Immortals traveled extensively, first with the help of the Monkey King, and then there were Laojun and Rulai to persuade the fight, and there was Guanyin Master to cast a spell to deal with the aftermath, but the crime of killing the dragon was a punishment of "one grade, limited to one year", but it made Nezha cry and faint in the toilet.
(End of chapter)