Chapter 1985 The Cave House
"How do I know?" Zhu Yuanzhang asked angrily, "I don't even know, why didn't he kill you?" With the strength of Great Elder Chen Yi, is it easy to kill you?"
"It was easy, but my dog was lost and he didn't have time to look for it. Li Yong smiled bitterly, thinking of the situation that day, Li Yong felt that it was a dream, a strange dream.
He felt that a small martial artist in the Imperial Realm should not be so brainless, even if he was an incarnation, he should be smarter. 'Li Yong's dog's life' and 'Li Yong's dog's life' are not the same at all, okay!
"What do you mean?" Zhu Yuanzhang did not understand.
Li Yong revealed this and asked again, "Who can please him except you?"
Zhu Yuanzhang was silent, although Li Yong didn't trust him, which made him very angry, but in such a major matter, he would not keep making sex. After thinking about it, Zhu Yuanzhang replied: "There are not many people who can invite the Great Elder. In addition to my mother, it is the sect master of our Heavenly King Sect, the Holy Son, and several other elders. ”
"Except for your mother, I don't know anyone else, and I don't have anything to do with it, how can they invite your Great Elder to kill me?" Li Yong was depressed, and he really couldn't believe Zhu Yuanzhang's words.
"Then you have to ask yourself, what have you done yourself, don't you count it in your heart?" Zhu Yuanzhang asked rhetorically.
"Me?" Li Yong closed his eyes and thought about it, except for Tan Anqi, there were really few mortal enemies.
In addition to Tan Anqi, the other enemies have nothing to do with the Great Elder of the Heavenly King Sect!
"Brother Yong, I'm here to get married, you asked me this kind of question, it seriously affected my mood, you said I can still get married this time, right?" Zhu Yuanzhang sighed again and again, his face full of anger.
"Did you marry Huang Xin with your mother's consent?" asked Li Yong.
"Nope. Zhu Yuanzhang said: "I didn't want to make my mother angry, so I didn't tell her at all." ”
"Besides, Huang Xin is an ordinary person, my mother is rebuilding the Heavenly Dao Sect, and she doesn't want to be a burden, so she definitely won't approve of it. That's why I found you and wanted to marry Huang Xin to you. Then, I would take time to come and accompany her every day. Brother Yong, when I can't come, you can also help me accompany her. Isn't it?"
"Jinwu Zangjiao?" Li Yong said with a smile.
"She's my first wife. Dapeng Bird said: "I am not a bird in the morning and evening. ”
Li Yong looked at Zhu Yuanzhang: "I really can't see it." ”
Zhu Yuanzhang shook Li Yong's arm: "Brother Yong, I'm getting married, help." ”
"You're doing this favor, I'm helping. I'll ask someone to put on makeup for you, and you'll be able to marry Huang Xin Baitang later." Li Yong called Li Lingdemon out and asked Li Lingdemon to put on Zhu Yuanzhang's makeup.
Soon, Zhu Yuanzhang wore a suit and Huang Xin wore a wedding dress, and walked on the red carpet together.
Li Yong personally served as the master of ceremonies, and shouted loudly: "Defeat ......"
"Wrong, it's a worship of heaven and earth. Zhu Yuanzhang corrected that in order to marry Huang Xin, Zhu Yuanzhang also deliberately read the relevant books, and he already knew the process of worshipping the church.
Li Yong had no choice but to shout again: "One worships heaven and earth, the second defeats the soup, and the husband and wife fight each other......"
"Brother Yong, you are wrong again, it is husband and wife worshipping each other. Zhu Yuanzhang corrected again.
Li Yong had no choice but to change his words: "Husband and wife worship each other and send them to the execution ground." ”
"Send it to the cave room. This time, there was no need for Zhu Yuanzhang to correct it, Zheng Zheng next to him couldn't listen to it anymore, and reminded.
Li Yong changed his words again: "Send it to the cave room." ”
In a burst of festive music, Zhu Yuanzhang, who was wearing a straight suit and full of joy, walked into the cave room with Huang Xin, who was wearing a wedding dress with a shy face. The wine has not yet been eaten, and it is impossible for them to sleep now. So, after the two entered the room, they came out together, gathered around the dining table with everyone, and began to eat and drink.
After only taking the first bite, Huang Xin exclaimed, "What kind of dish is this, why is it so delicious?"
"How delicious is it?" Zhu Yuanzhang asked with a smile.
"It's so delicious that I cry. Huang Xin really cried, crying and eating endlessly.
Who would have thought that the bride had just been married, as if she had been hungry for ten days and half a month?
Fortunately, everyone didn't mind, but persuaded her to eat slowly, anyway, there were still many dishes, and she couldn't finish them at all.
Zhu Yuanzhang promised: "My dear, as long as you like it, you can eat such meals every day in the future." My dear, this is our home, you will live here from now on, and I will be with you every day. ”
Huang Xin felt that she was really happy, not only found a handsome boyfriend, but also found delicious meals. The most important thing is that these meals, after eating, there is a feeling of rebirth.
"What kind of wine is this?" After taking a sip of the wine, Huang Xin felt that it was very delicious and delicious.
"This is pomegranate wine brewed by Yang Ze. Li Yong said with a smile.
I didn't drink alcohol before, but this wine is so delicious, I can't help it......" Huang Xin drank one glass after another, drank three glasses in a row, and then got drunk directly.
Zhu Yuanzhang also found that the pomegranate wine was delicious, and he guessed: "This should be a bar brewed with spirit pomegranates!"
"High. Li Yong praised: "You guessed it." ”
"Brother Yong, thank you for your hospitality, come, cheers. Zhu Yuanzhang also drank several more glasses.
After the wedding feast, the cups and plates were in disarray.
Fortunately, Huang Junjie and Wen Tsai are specially responsible for cleaning up, saving Li Yong from worrying.
Huang Xin was the first to get drunk.
Then Zhu Yuanzhang was also drunk.
Li Yong accompanied Zhu Yuanzhang to drink a few more glasses, and he was also a little dizzy.
Although Zheng Zheng also thought that the pomegranate wine was delicious, she was not greedy for a cup, she just slept a few sips and stopped drinking.
Seeing that Huang Xin was drunk and couldn't sit still, Zheng Zheng picked up Huang Xin and sent her into the cave room.
Zhu Yuanzhang was already drunk and delirious, but he still raised his glass to Li Yong drunk: "Brother Yong, do it." ”
Li Yong persuaded: "Don't drink, your wife is waiting for you in the cave room, go quickly!"
Zhu Yuanzhang smiled and said, "Brother Yong, do you think that the child of Miss Huang Xin and I will be a bird, or a human?"
Li Yong didn't know how to answer this question, so he waved his hand again and again: "I don't know, I don't know." ”
Zhu Yuanzhang said unrelentingly: "Brother Yong, bird." B, people. Which one do you choose?"
Seeing that he couldn't push it, Li Yong had no choice but to say: "You can try it and see how it goes." ”
"I hope it's a bird, a mighty and majestic bird. Zhu Yuanzhang laughed.
"Well, I wish you a bird. After Li Yong said this, he always felt weird.
Zhu Yuanzhang shook his head again: "But, Huang Xin wants to give birth to a human, what can I do?"
Li Yong suggested: "You can have twins, a bird and a person. ”
Seeing that Li Yong said so easily, Zhu Yuanzhang thought that as long as he wanted to, he could achieve the same; he couldn't help laughing and said: "Yes, yes, give birth to twins, there are birds and people, I will take birds, Huang Xin will lead people, and all wishes will come true." ”
Li Yong stretched out the fingers of his right hand: "You can also give birth to quadruplets, two birds, and two people." Among them, two birds, one is a female and the other is a male, and two are dragon and phoenix fetuses, one is a dragon and the other is a phoenix. ”
"Okay, great, that's it. Zhu Yuanzhang began to fantasize about playing with four children.
"It's not early, it's time to enter the cave room, don't let your wife wait. Li Yong picked up Zhu Yuanzhang, sent Zhu Yuanzhang to the door of the cave room, and said earnestly: "Take it easy, you are a master of the Holy Realm, she is an ordinary person, don't get carried away and use too much force." If a girl is uncomfortable for the first time, she will reject this kind of thing in the future. ”
"Well, I understand. Zhu Yuanzhang nodded and staggered into the newly decorated cave room.
If you're drunk, you can't even figure out where the bed is, and it doesn't matter.
Fortunately, Li Yong helped him close it, and closed himself out of the door, so he couldn't help Zhu Yuanzhang find a big bed.
Zhu Yuanzhang slammed his head against the wall: "Honey, where are you?"
Huang Xin didn't answer, it turned out that Huang Xin was already asleep, and when he was drunk, it was easiest to fall asleep.
After Zheng Zheng sent her in, she waited for Zhu Yuanzhang, and seeing that Zhu Yuanzhang just didn't come back, she slept with her clothes.
Li Yong really wanted to take a look through to see if Zhu Yuanzhang had found the big bed, whether he had found Huang Xin, and whether he had anything to do with Huang Xin. One bird and one person, what wonderful, touching, funny and funny stories will happen?
Although Li Yong was curious, he didn't see it through in the end.
However, Li Yong still reminded Zhu Yuanzhang kindly in the direction of his mind transmission: "The alcohol content may affect the quality of sperm, affect the quality of embryos, and reduce the probability of quadruplets......"
Li Yong's words were not finished before he finished speaking, and was interrupted by Zhu Yuanzhang: "Brother Yong, I don't understand." ”
"What don't you understand?" asked Li Yong.
"I don't know anything but kissing. Yong Ke wants, now, what should I do? The cave house, what do I have to do to meet the requirements of the cave house? Brother Yong, are there any step instructions?" Zhu Yuanzhang asked.
"Child, you are a psychological disorder! Since you know how to kiss your mouth, let's start with kissing!" Li Yong suggested: "You can put your arms around your girlfriend and kiss her on the mouth, and then, you can do whatever she tells you to do." ”
"Brother Yong, she told me to die. Zhu Yuanzhang said bitterly.
"Why, shouldn't it!" Li Yong couldn't understand, how could he still drive people out when he was in the cave room?
"Because of me, I threw up on her. "Zhu Yuanzhang was drinking, but he couldn't control his mouth and drank too much. It was also because the pomegranate wine brewed by Yang Ze was so delicious that Zhu Yuanzhang wanted to drink it after drinking it.
"You stupid, won't you spit aside?" Li Yong thought to himself, telling you to die, Huang Xin is already very kind, if you change your personality and dare to vomit on others, you will be kicked out of the room long ago.
"It was too late, I was about to kiss her, but I threw up. Zhu Yuanzhang was full of apologies and kept apologizing to Huang Xin, but Huang Xin ignored him at all, turned around and walked into the bathroom and took a shower.
"Brother Yong, she went to take a bath, what should I do?" Zhu Yuanzhang asked depressedly.
"You go and wash her. Li Yong encouraged: "Be bold, take the initiative, don't be afraid." ”
"And then?" Zhu Yuanzhang asked.
Li Yong's head was big for a while, why didn't he understand anything about this goods? Do you still have to teach him to undress and caress and rub his back step by step? Li Yong didn't have the time to spare, so after thinking about it, he said, "Make her happy and sleep with her." ”
It didn't take long for Zhu Yuanzhang to ask again, "And then?"