Chapter Ninety-Three: Twenty-Two Gets Five
Feng Yuan's eyebrows moved slightly, his gaze swept over the three wine glasses that looked similar, and he casually picked up the three-hundred-year-old Baihua Brew on the far left and put it to his lips.
His fingers were slender and well-proportioned, perfectly proportioned, and his fair complexion was lined with red glow, which was very beautiful.
Xu Mu was stunned unconsciously, and was stunned for a few seconds before remembering to ask Feng Yuan, "What does it taste like after drinking?"
"Taste?" Feng Yuan's eyebrows raised slightly, his amber eyes turned to Xu Mu, he had just finished taking a shower, and he still had wet moisture on his body, soaking the usual cold energy much softer, "Fresh and cold, with dozens of floral fragrances mixed with the aftertaste." โ
The villain in Xu Mu's heart squatted on the ground and bit the handkerchief bitterly, it sounded like a normal taste of wine, so it was useless to say three hundred years?
"Then you try this cup. The courier brother was only low for two seconds, and quickly regained his morale, and actively handed the glass of wine in the middle to Feng Yuan, it doesn't matter, there are still two chances.
Feng Yuan raised his eyebrows wordlessly, and happily took the wine glass and toasted the second glass.
Xu Mu stared at Feng Yuan expectantly, "What does it taste like this time?"
Feng Yuan lowered his eyes and savored for two seconds, "The entrance is a little more mellow than the previous glass, and the aftertaste is almost the same." โ
Yes, it seems that it has been another hundred years of hard work.
The corners of the courier brother's eyebrows and eyes drooped together, and he was extremely complaining, "Why was your past life so difficult to dream?"
"What did you dream about?" Feng Yuan rubbed his head amusedly.
"Don't mention how miserable it is. It's simply the nth power where the hearer is sad and the listener is sad. Xu Mu was congested when he thought of that dream, and described it to him with a lot of resentment.
Brother betrayal?Feng Yuan lowered his eyes thoughtfully, thinking to himself.
"And this cup. Xu Mu, who was hit twice in a row, stared at the last glass of wine for a few seconds, and finally gritted his teeth, and simply handed the cup to his male god, there was no response in three hundred years and four hundred years, so he could only try another five hundred years.
Feng Yuan picked up the cup cooperatively, raised his head and drank it all, the line between the jaw and the collarbone rose and fell, stretched and picturesque, and stretched along the slightly open neckline of the bathrobe all the way to the chest and lower abdomen with an enviable contour.
There is no harm without contrast.
Look at Feng Yuan's chocolate-like hard abdominal muscles, and then think about his pudding-like soft belly, the courier brother has no love.
"It's too spicy, and the second one tastes the best out of three cups. This time there was no interview with Xu Mu, Feng Yuan took the initiative to provide the taste of the wine.
Xu Mu: ..................
Who told you to be so serious about wine tasting?
You haven't been born for 300 years, did you fall asleep in line by the bridge in your last life?
All in all, after drinking three glasses, the only thing that can be concluded is that the male god's alcohol consumption is quite good.
During the lunch break the next day, Xu Mu and Xu Tao returned to the dormitory after eating, and saw that there was a table full of things on his desk, almost submerging the bookshelves.
"What are these?" Xu Mu looked at the pile of things in surprise.
Zheng Linsheng was drying clothes on the balcony, and poked his head out when he heard the sound, "The few packs of black ones at the bottom were collected for you yesterday, and the above ones were brought over from your aunt when you came back just now." โ
The things on the table are roughly divided into two categories, one is wrapped in black plastic bags, there are about four or five, and the other is a uniform style of paper bags, large and small, there are more than a dozen. Xu Mu casually picked up the bag with a simple packaging and paper rope on it, the weight was light and fluttering, and the label in the lower left corner said "Longan". Pick up another packet, and the word "bird's nest" is pasted on the same position. Looks like the paper bags are full of supplements?
The atmosphere of the local tyrant from this shop ..................
Feng Yuan definitely wouldn't send things to the aunt downstairs, and the only one in the school who knew that he was injured and needed to make up for his body and was so willing to spend money was the little fox.
Thinking about this awkward way of dealing with it, Xu Mu took out his mobile phone and sent a text message to Wu Bing, [Thank you for the supplement!]
[I just accidentally bought too much.] ใ
Xu Mu can feel the little fox's chin raised high through his mobile phone, and there is no one with this arrogant temperament!
[How is your body recovering?] Thinking about the scene that night now, I am really a little scared, if Feng Yuan comes a few seconds late, it is simply unimaginable.
[Very good. ใ
Xu Mu: ..................
The Topic Terminator is talking about the little fox.
Several black packaging bags were sent from other places, the recipient was him, and the sender was filled in Shi Kai.
Shi Kai...... It seems to be Qin Mian's agent?
The courier brother casually opened a pack, and it was full of pecans.
[You sent me pecans?] Xu Mu sent a message to Qin Mian, and added a "thank you" emoji.
[Thank you, there is nothing in this mountain, just a bunch of green food that is said to be pure natural and pollution-free, you don't want anything else! Qin Mian sent a voice message and complained endlessly. The TV series he starred in has started filming, and now he is going to the mountains to film, and it is said that only when he climbs to the top of the mountain every day does his mobile phone have a two-bar signal.
[Green food is healthy. If I'm not mistaken, last time Qin Mian also said that the director asked him to lose weight.
[Life is incomplete without junk food!] Qin Mian muttered angrily, his life is really bitter.
[Otherwise, I'll give you a courier point?] Xu Mujian yรฌ.
[The director asked me to lose weight, /(tot)/~~]
Xu Mu: ..................
He finally understood that this guy was just complaining and complaining.
Xu Mu climbed to the top bunk and lay down, simply didn't sleep, accompanied Qin Mian to chat about the day to relieve his mood, and went online to search for three breaths and seven roots, but unfortunately there was no news on the Internet.
He thought about it, and changed the keyword to find memories of his past life, and there were piles of hypnotics/hypnotics/matchmakers on the Internet, which made him dizzy. The water god's post did not have any news, but the private message showed an unread message.
[Are you looking for the god of water, or are you looking for a river map?]
River Chart?
Xu Mu searched with his hand, and there are two interpretations of the river map on the Internet, one is connected with Luoshu, which is said to be engraved on the body of Longma, which is the source of Fuxi's gossip;
So, this man should be mentioning the latter?
Xu Mu frowned, he didn't want to deal with the flood disaster, what did he want this thing for? ใ
As soon as he finished returning, Qian Liang happily rushed into the door and knocked on Xu Mu's bed frame, "Brothers, our film club organizes a chartered movie at night, and I have four free tickets, do you want to come?"
Xu Tao from the top bunk turned over, "I have to practice at night." โ
"What film?" captured the word free, Xu Mucai was willing to give Qian Liang half a look.
"Monster Hunt. โ
Xu Mu ruthlessly pushed his hand away, turned over and continued to chat with Qin Mian.
Damn! Resolutely don't look at it! Lao Tzu now has an allergic reaction to the word demon hunting.
After school, Xu Mu went straight to the express point as usual, no more, no less, today's package is exactly fifty pieces.
In charge of this area for three months, many people shop as frequently as thundershowers in Qingping Lane, coming and going back twice every three days. After coming and going, Xu Mu, who often delivers door-to-door mail, gradually became familiar with the regulars on the express order, and there was also a lot of inexplicable work. For example, part-time errands, part-time garbage removal, and so on.
In order to pursue a full five-point praise record, for the daily salary, in line with the principle that the customer is the Jade Emperor, as long as it is not particularly outrageous, the courier brother basically responds.
Of course, the most bizarre thing must be the monster adults in Qingping Lane.
The girl from Sifang Teahouse has recently been researching all kinds of freshly squeezed vegetable juices, and she prefers to find Xu Mu, who delivers couriers, to experiment with new flavors. At first, it was relatively normal carrot juice, tomato juice, cherry juice. Later, I don't know when, it became a dark series, such as black pepper-flavored carrot juice, such as mustard-flavored green vegetable juice, such as chili-flavored grape juice, which scared Xu Mu so much that she didn't dare to pass by her door for a while.
The otaku who loves to play games does not inspect the goods at all now, and when he sees Xu Mudu, he asks him to take the seal directly from the table and sign the receipt. But when he was busy with the next copy, he would let Xu Mu play a game of continuous viewing in a pile of jade bracelets, guessing which two bracelets belonged to the same seed material. If you admit your mistake, you have to help look at the store for half an hour.
Poor in the eyes of the courier brother, the bracelets in the horse cabinet look like twin brothers, and it is not difficult to distinguish the bracelets carved out of the same piece of seed material, but it is simply difficult to swallow the sky, and you have to do half an hour of volunteer work before leaving.
Painting and calligraphy are the hardest hit areas of fakes, and the owner of the calligraphy and painting shop is keen to eliminate fakes, but his method of destroying fakes is very primitive, not burning, but tearing, tearing with his bare hands.
If Xu Mu consulted him about calligraphy and painting, depending on the complexity of each issue, he would need to help the owner of the calligraphy and painting shop tear up five or fifty fakes.
Like the last time he painted wax paper, Xu Mu tore up twenty fakes alive to pay off his debts.
The sky was dark, Xu Mu rushed to Qingping Lane with the last three goods, and volunteered for the otaku for half an hour as usual.
Xu Mu frowned and turned the handlebar, wanting to leave quickly. I don't know if it's an illusion, every time it's time to open Yin City, he always feels that the temperature in Qingping Lane will drop like a jump, and the wind can blow up goosebumps on his arms.
Walking to the entrance of the alley, he suddenly found that the ghost door of No. 4 was closed, and the two white paper lanterns at the door were swaying, the color was miserable and white, and the ink color of the eight characters of [Heaven and Earth Yin, Death in and Alive] seemed to be a little thicker than in the past.
The window facing the street where Bai Wu often appeared was opened in a figure-eight shape, and there was no figure in a white suit, but a little guy in a light yellow satin robe.
The little guy is dressed like a sachet, looks extravagant, the cuff collar is embroidered with light gold dragon patterns, and a gold collar is hung around the neck, and the middle of the collar is not a common longevity lock, but a narrow wat board square jade piece, on both sides of each fell five or six hollow gold coins, and the jade belt plate on the waist is also carved into the shape of a gold coin, echoing the pendant on the collar.
[One gets one, one two gets two, two gets one, two two gets five. The little one sat on the windowsill and carried it with a milky voice. He tried his best to straighten his small body and sat up straight on the wide wooden windowsill where Bai Wuchang drank milk tea last time, but unfortunately, his stature was too short, and his two little short legs could only hang pitifully in the air and flutter a few times.
Two-two-five?
Xu Mu glanced at him in surprise, your arithmetic was taught by a physical education teacher?
[Great, you really understand.] The little guy slapped his slap triumphantly, and two beautiful dimples appeared on his chubby cheeks.
He looked to be only about four or five years old, his skin was tender as if he could pinch out water, and his black hair was soft and covered his forehead, and he looked soft and cute. Only the two flexible eyes, as bright as stars, shone with a smart and cunning light.
Xu Mu: ..................
What happened? He did it on purpose?
The little guy looked at him happily, and the two dimples on his cheeks became more and more obvious, [It's much more convenient for you to understand ghost language. ใ
Ghost Talk!
It was too late to pretend that he hadn't heard, Xu Mu stopped the car and looked at the windowsill where he was sitting. Also, this little guy is sitting here, he must be from the underworld, and the black impermanence has long said that the soul can't enter the ghost gate.
"Are you a child of black and white impermanence?" Xu Mu asked suspiciously, strange, it seems that he has never heard of black impermanence or white impermanence has children!
[Hey, Uncle Xie and Uncle Fan have children?] The little guy innocently blinked his big eyes, and his white and tender little face put on an expression of "how can such a big news baby not know".
always felt as if he knew something he shouldn't know, and the courier brother covered his forehead with a headache, "Actually, I didn't mean that, I just wanted to ask if you were a child of black impermanence or white impermanence?"
[Hey, human language is really difficult, this king still needs to learn a lot. The little guy touched his fleshy chin in distress.
This king?
Xu Mu took a closer look at his dress and asked hesitantly, "Who are you?"
[Stupid, can't you see this?] The little guy shook the placket of his clothes with his chubby little hands, straightened his back, and looked like "Isn't this obvious?", [This king is the future Yan Jun. ใ
"Are you the little Yama?" Xu Mu looked around in surprise, how could the little Yama run to the ghost gate alone?
[This king is one hundred and five years old, much older than you!] The little guy said unconvinced. This king is obviously so powerful and domineering, you dare to despise it! Why don't you come and worship quickly! If you don't come again, after you die, you will definitely fight two hundred boards first.
The courier brother silently looked at the little guy's short legs hanging in the air.
It took a hundred and five years to grow so tall, and you really look ...... Deliberate.
"So, Lord Little Hades, why are you here?" Xu Mu stepped off the little three wheels, trying to coax him with a respectful appearance, this little guy was deliberately tempted just now, is there something wrong? This little guy has a noble status, so it's better to go along with it.
The little guy's swaying short legs paused, and unnaturally lowered the corners of his eyes, [This king...... Come out and have fun. ใ
"There are a lot of prefecture-level demons living on this street, it's too dangerous for you to be alone here, I'll help you quickly contact the two adults of Black and White Impermanence!" Xu Mu saw that he was uncomfortable, so he deliberately asked tentatively. You are the little king of Yama, but you appear alone in the ghost gate, no matter how you look at it, it looks like you sneaked out!
[Don't ......] The little guy raised his head anxiously, and was about to oppose it with righteous words, when he bumped into Xu Mu's eyes that flashed with a narrow color, and suddenly realized that this person was cheating on himself!
Uncle Xie is right, human beings are indeed the most treacherous of the Three Realms!
The little king of Yama glared at the big glass-like eyes and glared at Xu Mu angrily, [You cheat the king!]
Xu Mu couldn't help but reach out and pinch his fleshy face, well, it feels really good, it's just a little cold, "Say, did you sneak out?"
[This king didn't sneak away, this king ran away from home!] In front of the officials...... Slippery. The little guy angrily slapped off the disrespectful paws on his face, saying that good human beings are very afraid of ghosts! How can this person still learn from Uncle Xie's problem and pinch the face of this king?
"Running away from home?" The courier brother changed his words with him, "Why do you want to run away from home?"
[What do you know?] The little guy raised his faint eyebrows aggrievedly, and moved his sitting posture uncomfortably, thinking of this, the slap mark on his buttocks seemed to hurt again, and his voice unconsciously complained a little, [This king has been playing games for a long time, and my father actually beat me while my father was away!
This king is the future boss of the netherworld, domestic violence or something, you must not be able to bear it!
Xu Mu: ..................
It's your father and your father, your generational division in the netherworld is really messy.
"So you ran away from home?"
ใWell,] the little king of Yama nodded, and his chubby jaw moved, [I originally wanted to go to the demon world to play, but then I met a little black cat and a little silver dragon fighting, this king saw that they were fighting very lively, and when he looked at it, he forgot about running away from home and followed them here. ใ
Xu Mu: ..................
You can't get lost, right?
"So you deliberately drew my attention just now, what did you want me to do?" Xu Mu touched the little guy's head, he didn't know the way back to the netherworld, Feng Yuan should know, right?
[I almost forgot about the matter, you are a little Taoist priest surnamed Xu, right? The little guy patted his palm, and there were four small concave pockets on the back of his white and tender little hands.
"Bai Wuchang mentioned me to you?" Bai Wuchang mentioned to the little king of Hades what he was doing?
[Uncle Xie said that you helped him burn a lot of things. Little Yama's glass-like eyes were shining, with anticipation, [Can you help this king buy a new tablet?]
"Buy a tablet?"
[Yes, this king's tablet was smashed by his father, and he hasn't played the game online today.] Little Yama's aggrieved fingers to the flesh.
"You mean that kind of paper?" Xu Mu asked confusedly, he only helped Bai Wuchang burn clothes or something, how did the tablet burn?
[This king doesn't want paper knockoffs, this king has money, you help this king buy a real tablet and burn it. The little king of Yama looked at Xu Mu with disdain, and patted the purse on his waist with a lot of money.
"Are you sure you can burn?" Xu Mu twisted his eyebrows, he remembered that there was a fruit machine store across the street from Qingping Lane, but he didn't know if it was closed at this time.
[Of course.] Uncle Xie's one was burned to him by others. The little guy nodded firmly, and said to Xu Mu with a stern face, [You are right to please this king now, when this king grows up and becomes a wise and domineering side like his father, it will be too late if you want to please him. ใ
Xu Mu: ..................
I'm really not in a hurry, I'll be reincarnated ten more times, I'm afraid your father will still be sitting firmly on the throne of Hades.
[Go quickly, go quickly. Little Yama urged him anxiously.
Xu Mu sighed, and had to pedal on the small three-wheeler to find the fruit machine store. Luckily, the store is still open. As a competent purchasing agent, Xu Mu carefully compared the prices on the Internet and in the store, and Shengsheng cut another 150 yuan from the label price before paying for it.
Forget to get money from Xiao Yanwang, fortunately, when he changed his mobile phone last time, Feng Yuan helped him open a mobile bank, and he could transfer money directly, and the courier brother didn't come up with an oolong that he didn't have money to buy after cutting the price.
Xiao Yama hugged the tablet computer that Xu Muyao gave him and slapped it twice with satisfaction, and generously took out 10,000 yuan from his purse, [The extra is considered to be the reward of this king. ใ
Xu Mu looked at the 10,000 yuan that was shining with green light, his eyelids were jumping, and a bad premonition surged in his heart, "Wait, your purse won't be full of dark coins, right?"