The tree wants to be quiet and the wind does not stop, I have no desire to fight with the world, but the world regards me as an enemy.

A graduation speech, inexplicable and black, Su Yan is also very helpless about this, there are many people who are popular.

Some cross talk actors jumped out at the moment, probably trying to take advantage of the chaos to become popular.

For the sake of the topic, for the sake of popularity, some people do everything, and would rather leave a stench for thousands of years than be obscure.

Otherwise, how could there be so many brainless blacks, and Su Yu's graduation speech was useless.

Logging in to the microwave, Su Yu typed out more than 20 words, and diǎn hit the public.

Suddenly.

A new poem has appeared that has become popular all over the Internet.

"Seven steps to poetry

Boiled beans burn beans, and beans cry in the kettle.

It's the same root, why is it too anxious to fry each other?"

Nian Jiaojiao's microwave, not only many fans pay attention, but even the system automatically pushes it to the popularity column in the list of income update reminder settings, which is easy for public microwave users to see.

As soon as this poem appeared, the Internet scolding war that had been boiling for a day suddenly stopped.

Then.

", Gege was silent for a day, I don't know if I didn't pay attention to it, or ignored it, and now I finally sent a microwave. ”

"Haha, has Gege's counterattack begun?"

"Log in to the microwave, Gege has something to say. ”

“……”

Many people ran to see Su Yu's microwave.

I was stunned when I saw it.

"Seven-step poem?"

What does that mean.

However, when they saw the text of the poem, everyone was stunned.

None of us are elementary school students, and even if we don't understand what "bean" and "kettle" are, we quickly understand the meaning of this poem.

I don't know what "kettle" is?

No culture, "Breaking the Cauldron and Sinking the Boat" is so famous, you know?

Xiang Yu's allusion, "kettle" is the meaning of the pot. "Breaking the kettle and sinking the boat" is to smash the pot, scuttle and sink the ship, and do not leave a way back for yourself, so that people have a kind of determination that they can only move forward bravely and cannot fail and retreat.

"Brother is just amazing, don't say a few words. Just a poem. ”

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"Those people still have to be shameless, Gege's graduation speech video shows that he is now a member of the cross talk world, but what do people in the cross talk world think of him? Criticize him everywhere, embarrass him, and slander him. ”

"Gege must be very speechless, they are all people from the same world, and their peers must be enemies. ”

"Gege doesn't rob those people of their jobs, what are those people doing so happily. Incomprehensible. ”

"What's not elegant, combined with reality, ridiculing social phenomena, so that the people can have fun at the same time, warn the government that they have to do something and solve problems for the people. But what do those people say about their cross talk?"

"That's it, those people. Tell me the name of the dish, and your mouth is amazing. I can't understand a word without reading the subtitles. ”

"Gegena is a great wisdom, does he have a dress rehearsal? He started speaking directly as soon as he came on stage, and his level went straight to the highest level of language programs. ”

"Poor brother, no matter how well he does, there are always flies buzzing. ”

“……”

Many netizens were upset for Su Yu.

Those old guys from the Writers' Association have popped up again. I'm very excited, this little guy is not stimulated by diǎn and does not write poetry.

This poem is written in a purely figurative way, the language is simple, the meaning is clear, and there is no need for further explanation. Only a little dredging is needed in individual words and phrases, and their meanings are self-evident. ”

"The poet's clever use of examples, the cleverness of his diction, and the title of the poem, as if blurted out in an instant, are really breathtaking. ”

"The phrase 'born from the same root, why is it too anxious to fry each other', it will surely become a common phrase used by later generations to exhort to avoid brothers and fratricidal warfare. ”

"How broad-minded the poet is, this poem will surely be widely circulated among the people. ”

“……”

A few of the most active old guys stood up to help Su Yu.

Less than an hour later, though, they were dumbfounded.

Because......

An old man in the cross talk industry with the stage name "Wang Sun" was sick in bed, and he also jumped out to accuse Su Yu, and his tone was very unfriendly.

"What kind of cross talk is this? sexuality, vulgarity, sarcasm of other people's physical defects...... What's wrong with being ugly, so many cross talk actors are ugly, but they can make the audience laugh, you rely on grandstanding, and you don't have a diǎn self-cultivation, fortunately, you said this video in your college graduation speech, otherwise come here, my old bones are still lying on the hospital bed, and they also get up, break your legs, break your mouth, and bring bad social atmosphere......"

Wang Sunyang scolded hundreds of words, very happy.

And at this moment, Su Yu's car arrived at Xiaoxiao School.

Shinoxiao had already finished school and was sitting on the side of the road with Kurojine.

The Black Guardian stretched out his legs, and Shino put the drawing board on the Black Guardian's legs and lay down on them to draw.

The little girl was painting happily, and suddenly threw down the brush and covered her eyes: "Sister Hei, your eyes are ......"

Black Shenwei hurriedly held Xiaoxiao's little hand and gently blew on her eyes.

She was blind again and couldn't see clearly.

Su Yu saw this scene in the car, and before the car stopped, he hurriedly pushed the door and came down.

"Little baby. Su Yu walked quickly to Xiaoxiao's side.

Hearing Su Yan's voice, Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up, jumped up, and looked at Su Yan.

"Gege. Xiaoxiao opened her arms, she couldn't see things clearly, she didn't dare to run around, but her eyes were looking in Su Yu's direction, and there was no focus.

Su Yu understood and picked up the little one.

"Gege is back. Xiaoxiao smiled happily, touching Su Yu's face with her little hand, her eyes were very clear and pure, but now she was not in focus, and she was a little dazed.

"Why are you still drawing?" asked Su Yu with a smile, he never blamed the little guy.

However, when he said this, Su Yan's eyes were looking at the Black God Guard, with a fierce look in his eyes.

The Black Guardian lowered his head.

"Draw the story that Gege said, don't you like it very much?" Xiaoxiao smiled, hugged Su Yu's head, kissed his forehead, kissed his left face, kissed his right face, and finally kissed his mouth.

"Castle in the Sky" is very popular, suitable for all ages, and Xiaoxiao also wants to draw the story told by Su Yu.

Of course, without Su Yu's guidance and polishing, Xiaoxiao's own painting can only be a painting, and it can't be a complete story.

"We went home and made grilled fish to eat. Su Yu smiled and carried Xiaoxiao into the car.

At this time.

Those old guys of the writers' association on the Internet are fighting for Su Yu and the cross talk world headed by Wang Sun.

"Art comes from life, satirizing social phenomena, ridiculing facts, and amusing people is not the pursuit of cross talk, how did it go online?"

"Is this going to be a literary prison, there is not a single word in the name of a national leader, right, they should all be arrested and sent to labor reform, right?"

"I listen to it very well, you need such a new type of cross talk, dare to speak and sing, and resting on your laurels will only make the society disappointed in you. ”

“……”

The old guys can't stand it, obviously a good graduation speech, why is it so jealous and slandered by these people in the cross talk world.

"Laymen are blind about what to do, shut up if you don't understand, no one thinks you are dumb. "There is an old man with a stage name who is tomorrow's cross talk and a respected old man in the world also came out.

"If you have dementia, don't come out and be embarrassed. ”

"The reader is the most ruthless, and the author is the most hypocritical. ”

“……”

These cross talk actors, led by Wang Sun and Tomorrow, have a very angry temper. (To be continued.) )