Needless to say, I also know that the passage under this dung pit must be very smelly, but fortunately, with the protective clothing given by Gu Dongchen, the three of them can't smell such a smell occasionally, but this doesn't mean that they can really ignore these problems. Romance debuts

There was a hole in the dung pit that led to the ground, but he dug a path from the side, just enough to accommodate the body of a person, Jiang Yulang climbed in like a snake at this time, and Gu Dongchen and the three of them followed.

Murong Jiu couldn't help but speak: "Being able to dig a passage in such a place, you really can't underestimate it!"

The little fairy also felt the same way about this, after all, this kind of thing is enough just to think about, let alone do it, Gu Dongchen smiled faintly and said: "Actually, you haven't thought of where the real difficulty is!"

This little tunnel is about seven or eight feet long, and then there is a small hole inside, which is only seven or eight feet square at most. But in this cave, four or five quilts have already been laid, as well as two jars of water, a jar of wine, and a lot of salted meat, sausages, glutinous rice cakes, and even a dozen books.

After Gu Dongchen came in, he took off his protective clothing, the tunnel was smelly, but it was definitely impossible to smell in it, after all, this was the place where Jiang Yulang was going to live for a short time.

The three of them took a look, and the little fairy couldn't help but sigh: "It really took a lot of work, and the preparation was really thoughtful." ”

Jiang Yulang shrank in the corner and looked at Gu Dongchen, those eyes were like snakes, flashing with light, cunning light, vicious light, resentful light.

Gu Dongchen also looked at him, whether he was a fox or a snake, Gu Dongchen was not a man, because there was nothing to be afraid of for him, after all, this was just a plane that he could enter and exit at any time.

It's very quiet underground, and although it's unbearable, it also means safety, and this is indeed a safe place, and I can't think of anyone who can find him in such a place. Gu Dongchen lay down comfortably on the quilt and took off a sausage. was about to throw the two girls, but the two girls hurriedly refused. Gu Dongchen shrugged, then sniffed and took a bite, the taste of the sausage was actually good, very good.

The little fairy exclaimed: "A shelter in a dung pit, a sausage in a dung pit." Jiang Yulang, you are indeed a genius. ”

Jiang Yulang lowered his eyelids. muttered, "Genius! Genius ......"

Gu Dongchen said with a smile: "Digging a hole in the dung pit is indeed an idea that only a genius can come up with. Even if Xiao Mimi investigates closely, she can't follow you when it's convenient for you. ”

Jiang Yulang was still suffering from the pain of life and death talisman at this time, and at this moment he had to spend all his energy on it, but he didn't think of death, because he didn't know that he could never die, and if he died, there would be nothing!

The little fairy and Murong Jiu nodded: "Yes, this is really not something that ordinary people can imagine." ”

Gu Dongchen said: "You just saw the comfort here, but you definitely can't imagine how much he will pay for it." You only know that digging tunnels while pooping is very secret, but do you know how many times you have to poop to dig up such tunnels!"

The little fairy thought for a moment and said, "Well, it does take many times. ”

Gu Dongchen threw away the sausage in his hand with a smile and said, "Then have you ever thought about how many times a person can only poop a day? How many times a year can he only poop?

The little fairy scratched her head and said, "Well, this is indeed a problem." Discussing such a topic in such a place is indeed an extraordinary experience!

Gu Dongchen sighed again: "Have you ever thought that a person would just dig a tunnel desperately when he poops. So where did his poop go? Can he never poop?"

The little fairy and Murong Jiu glanced at each other, and couldn't help but smile bitterly: "Well, this is indeed a problem, if you really poop when you poop, you won't have time to dig the tunnel, if you dig the tunnel." There's no time to poop, so what should I do?"

Gu Dongchen looked at Jiang Yulang, and then stopped his life and death talisman temporarily, of course, this is definitely not because Jiang Yulang can't bear it anymore, nor because Gu Dongchen's heart has softened, but stop now, so it will be even stronger when it attacks again.

Gu Dongchen said to Jiang Yulang: "Now you can talk about it!"

After lifting the life and death talisman, Jiang Yulang breathed a sigh of relief. Then he smiled bitterly and said, "What should I do? You will never think of it, a big young master like you, you will never think of what kind of suffering a little person like me can endure." ”

He glared, gritted his teeth, and said word for word: "I can only be like a dog, working and pooping at the same time, because I can't waste the slightest time, I learn to strip naked in the shortest possible time, even if it is cold to death, I have to strip naked, because I can't let the and mud stain my clothes, but I have ...... on me"

The words were not finished, but through the gas masks, the little fairy and Murong Jiu seemed to smell the strong smell, which made them almost unable to bear the disgusting smell.

Jiang Yulang looked at the sausage that was thrown on the ground by Gu Dongchen: "Do you know why I'm so thin?"

Gu Dongchen didn't care about Jiang Yulang's gaze, and said with a smile: "I'm very interested in knowing!"

In fact, this can be guessed without saying, after all, it is not difficult to guess, Jiang Yulang gritted his teeth and said: "I am thin, because I am hungry all day long, in order to minimize stool, I only have to eat, in order to store food, I can only starve." ”

He bared Bai Sensen's teeth, smiled sharply, and said: "This is the life of a genius for a year, and it has been a dog-like life for a year to exchange for this cave, and you ......"

Speaking of this, Jiang Yulang, who was known as the first person to endure, actually cried, which was enough to make the listener sad, and the listener cried, but it was a pity that this did not make Gu Dongchen and the three of them pity him in the slightest, the little fairy and Murong Jiu were just afraid, they really found it hard to believe that there were such people in the world!

Gu Dongchen smiled faintly and said, "Don't be so pitiful, I believe you like this kind of day very much!"

Jiang Yulang slowly lowered his head, so that Gu Dongchen couldn't see his eyes and expressions, and Gu Dongchen smiled at this: "Actually, if you are stronger than Xiao Mimi, you won't be like this!"

Jiang Yulang glanced at Gu Dongchen and said, "Yes, I am indeed inferior to you, I admire you very much!"

This was originally a compliment, but when the little fairy and Murong Jiu heard it, somehow, a chill suddenly appeared in their hearts, as if they had heard the most vicious curse. Yes, this pale and short young man may really be killed by Gu Dongchen at any time now, but in addition to his martial arts, his martial arts are lower, but if he is vicious and cunning, they think that he is much worse.

Especially with that kind of patience, Gu Dongchen and the three of them felt that they couldn't compare it in a lifetime. Patience is a virtue, but sometimes it is terrifying, sending chills down the spine of the little fairy and Murong Jiu. (To be continued.) )