Chapter 674: I'll call you Incontinence Son from now on

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Taxis and BMW X5 run parallel in the lane, and there is not much difference between the two cars. 2.

"Ye Haochuan, let you pretend to be forced, let you choose a taxi driver to fly you ...... Hahaha. Wang Yingjun rolled down the window and sat down on Ye Haochuan with a thumbs down.

"Don't get too excited, or you'll accidentally get your pants wet again. By the way, are you wearing diapers today?" Ye Haochuan sneered in the taxi.

"Shut up, you inferior. Wait to lose me a million!" Wang Yingjun snorted coldly in the BMW and closed the window.

"Hehe, hey, such a big person, I can't control my urine and urine, and I don't even let people say it. Tsk, tsk, tsk. Ye Haochuan pretended to be helpless and said.

"Ye Haochuan, you wait. Wang Yingjun was mad by Ye Haochuan, and stepped on the accelerator hard, and the BMW instantly lifted it, speeding up the taxi by half a space.

"Oh, isn't it just driving a broken BMW, what's the big deal, look at me right away. "The taxi driver was also excited because of a million, and he also stepped on the accelerator to the end.

Wang Yingjun swayed left and right in front, making himself a smart taxi, otherwise it was in front.

"Little trick, when Lao Tzu was in someone else's car, you were still nursing in your mother's arms. The taxi driver caught a flaw in Wang Yingjun and relied on his years of driving experience to get Wang Yingjun's BMW.

"Damn!" Wang Yingjun patted the steering wheel.

"Hmph, when Lao Tzu was driving, your ****** wasn't born yet, compare this with me. The taxi driver said proudly.

"Let's be cautious, after all, Wang Yingjun drives a BMW!" Jiang Shuying said worriedly in the back seat.

"The taxi master is a native grandson on the road, who can reach the sky from the top and escape from the ground, and can do anything. What is Wang Yingjun?" Ye Haochuan opened his mouth to comfort.

"You've won the prize! The kid behind you, I'll help you clean him up. The taxi driver said proudly.

But before the taxi driver finished speaking, Wang Yingjun came up again with the good performance of the car, and the driver's face instantly darkened, which was too slap in the face.

In fact, you can't blame the taxi master, the performance of the BMW X5, after all, is much stronger than the taxi, and it is natural for Wang Yingjun to catch up, and quickly threw off a parking space for the taxi.

The taxi driver looked at the taillights of the BMW X5 and threw himself into the chase, but every time he saw that he finally got closer, he was thrown away by the other party again.

"Damn, I'll be right back. The taxi driver said angrily. He is the overlord of the road on the road, and he can't swallow this breath when he is so pressed by a car that he can't swallow it.

After a curve, the taxi driver wanted to take the opportunity to pass the BMW, so he drove on the wrong road, but Wang Yingjun still showed up, and also drove on the wrong road with a car block.

The taxi driver had to loosen the accelerator and did not dare to take risks, although a million is more, but life is important. Don't wait until the money is there, and the people are gone, then the money will definitely become someone else's, and the wife will also become someone else's.

"Ye Haochuan, you are doomed. Jiang Shuying is mine! When the time comes, when Lao Tzu gets tired of playing, he will dump the woman. Wang Yingjun laughed arrogantly in front.

Ye Haochuan didn't seem to be in a hurry at all and sat firmly on the Diaoyutai.

Turning the corner, a car suddenly drove in front of him, coming towards Wang Yingjun's BMW.

"Damn. Where did the car come from?" Wang Yingjun had to beat the steering wheel to death, a drift, the tires rubbed on the ground, raising black pungent smoke, and turned the car around.

"Damn, why did that kid suddenly turn around?" The taxi driver shouted when he saw that Wang Yingjun suddenly turned around and rushed towards them. He was also a little panicked.

"Ah, Master, what is that done? I don't want to die yet. Jiang Shuying also screamed.

Hehe, hey, with the little master's Dinghaishen needle, what are you worried about? Am I going to let you be bumped into by him?

Ye Haochuan grabbed the taxi driver's shoulder.

"What do you want to do? You let go, I don't want to die yet. "The taxi driver was already crying.

"Nature is to save us. Switch places. Ye Haochuan pulled the taxi driver hard, threw him into the back seat, and changed to the driver's seat.

"You ......" the taxi driver was thrown down.

At this point, it's almost too late, and the taxi and the BMW are about to collide, and even the car behind them will collide.

"Get out of the way! I don't want to die, stupid. Wang Yingjun roared in the car.

At the moment when the three cars were about to touch, Ye Haochuan pressed the front of the car down with his anger, and the front of the car nodded to the ground.

He slammed on the accelerator and let go of the gas, and the taxi cocked its head and flew up.

"Ahh

It's a taxi.

Wang Yingjun saw Ye Haochuan sitting in the cab, and smiled condescendingly at him, as if to say, Dandan, you can't do it!

"Ahh Jiang Shuying screamed.

I was about to crash a moment ago, and the taxi actually flew up, and Master was really the best. It's so exciting.

"I told you not to worry, with me, there is nothing that can't be solved. Ye Haochuan drove the taxi, leaped over two cars, returned to the ground safely, and stopped.

Wang Yingjun parked the car on the side of the road in shock.

Who wins and who loses, it's already obvious!

"Master, you are so handsome, you actually drove the car into the air!" Jiang Shuying exclaimed.

"Yes, sir, you're a race car driver! I've never seen anyone drive a car up in my life. If you are a car car, you must be the first in the city, no, the first in the country, no, the first in the world. The taxi driver also exclaimed.

"If I go to drive a race car, I will naturally be the number one in the world, but unfortunately I am not, why...... You have to leave someone else to live!" Ye Haochuan said with a wicked smile.

"Master, are you the god of the sea and mountain car? Jiang Shuying exclaimed.

"Sir, do you still accept apprentices? I want to learn to drive with you. The taxi driver looked at Ye Haochuan with a yearning look and asked.

"Haha, my skill is only passed on to women, not men. Ye Haochuan smiled evilly.

"Then Master, can I learn?" Jiang Shuying's eyes lit up.

"Hehe, it depends on what kind of tuition you pay? Ye Haochuan said with a smile, his eyes looking at Jiang Shuying's twin peaks.

"Master, you hate it. By the way, are we going to help the driver get the account? We can't let Wang Yingjun go. Jiang Shuying is afraid that the world will not be chaotic.

"Yes, I will definitely not let go of Wang Yingjun, go, collect the accounts. Ye Haochuan opened the car door and walked towards Wang Yingjun's car.

"I'm scared to death!" Wang Yingjun was already stunned by the situation just now.

Hmph! Eggs are eggs.

Ye Haochuan walked forward and knocked on Wang Yingjun's car window, and Wang Yingjun got out of the car in a reluctant way.

"You, what do you want? Stay away from me. Wang Yingjun said in horror, his legs trembling.

"I seem to remember that someone just bet 1 million with me to see who has better driving skills, could it be that I remembered wrong?" Ye Haochuan said with a smile.

"You ......" Wang Yingjun's face turned pale.

"What are you? Do you want to admit it if you lose?" Jiang Shuying said sarcastically on the side.

That's one million, although Wang Yingjun has a little money, but if he wants to take one million out in one go, he won't be whipped to death by his father Wang Taichang.

"You're asking a taxi driver to drive on your behalf, so this game doesn't count!" Wang Yingjun said shamelessly.

"Oh, doesn't count? Didn't you lose on the last leap, or do you really want to pay the bill?" Ye Haochuan said in a bad tone.

He moved in front of Wang Yingjun, urged his own qi, and shot at Wang Yingjun, Wang Yingjun suddenly felt a heat in the lower half of his body.

"Oh, why did Wang Shao pee his pants again? Why didn't he wear diapers and go out!" Ye Haochuan exclaimed exaggeratedly.

"Ye Haochuan, what the hell did you do to me? I didn't pee my pants, I didn't ......," Wang Yingjun argued, but he couldn't control his own thing from releasing water.

Damn, it's too big, Wang Yingjun can't wait to find a hole to get into.

"I said Wang Shao, you pee your pants and don't go to the hospital for treatment? Look at Shuying, this is the end of losing the debt. This is also the fate of the toad who wants to eat swan meat. Ye Haochuan smiled.

"You ......" Wang Yingjun wanted to refute, but he really couldn't stop the thing he put in the water.

"Wang Shao, why don't you call Wang Shao in the future, how about changing your name to Incontinence Son?" Ye Haochuan laughed.

"Incontinence boy, that's a good name. I'll call you Incontinence Boy from now on. Jiang Shuying clapped her hands and said, see if you dare to think about Miss Ben in the future.

"Ah, stop, don't come out again, stop!" Wang Yingjun didn't care about what Ye Haochuan and Jiang Shuying said, he just wanted to stop the thing that kept incontinence at the moment.

"It's easy to stop. Take out the money you lost today, otherwise as soon as you drink water in the future, you will start to release water below. The top is in, the bottom is out. Ye Haochuan threatened.

"Good, good, good. I'll take it, I'll take it, please spare me. But I don't have so much money now!" Wang Yingjun was about to cry.

"I asked the taxi driver to tell you his card number...... Tell him your card number, and he won't dare not give it to you, unless he wants to pee his pants for the rest of his life. Ye Haochuan said to the taxi driver who followed behind.

"It's not appropriate, the back jump is the car you drove. The taxi driver waved his hand, even though he was very attracted to a million.

"Here you go, and you take it. I'm not short of that...... Shuying, there's a stench here, let's go. Ye Haochuan picked up Jiang Shuying and walked to the taxi.

The taxi driver stayed and reported the card number to Wang Yingjun.

"Master, you are the best. Jiang Shuying exclaimed.

"I seem to remember you saying that I was your boyfriend, so I'm going to do my boyfriend's duty! Ye Haochuan hugged Jiang Shuying and said.

"What are the obligations of a boyfriend?" Jiang Shuying asked ignorantly.

"Hehe, it's natural to meet your physiological needs. Ye Haochuan laughed coquettishly.