Girls, everybody knows.

Bags of luggage can't be more, even if it is as powerful and domineering as the Jiuli Sword Master, it is not exempt from vulgarity.

Fortunately, King Xiang's free coolie is still very reliable, at least when Xie Linfeng was discovered, he had almost moved.

Renting is neither big nor small. With two bedrooms and one living room, it is more than enough to live in two girls like Jiuli and her roommate.

At that time, King Xiang was complaining to the group friends about the girl's luggage or something, but Xie Linfeng received a mysterious secret chat from the second middle school girl, Shaoguang Xingjun.

Shake the light Xingjun: "QAQ Qingyan sauce, help, something is wrong!"

Qingyan Daoist: "Hmm, what's wrong with shaking light?"

Shake the Light Star: "Cat, that cat, the cat you caught that day!"

Qingyan Daoist: "Shake the light, you can make it clear, what's wrong with the cat, what's going on?"

Shaking Light Xingjun: "It's the cat you caught in KTV that day!

Qingyan Daoist: "......"

Qingyan Daoist: "Oh, shake the light, what do you mean, that day, you and I, as well as Qingyun, Bodhi, and Reverse Rulai, caught the cat when they were at a KTV party, and turned into a human?"

Shake the Light Star: "Yes, that's it. ”

......

Qingyan Daoist: "Shake the light, take more medicine every morning when you get up, and then you will find that you are cute." Also, the second secondary is a disease and can be cured. ”

Shaking Light Xingjun: "(╯‵□′)╯(┻━┻ You know that you don't believe it when you say it, you can see it yourself." He's staying at my house now, and he's the lazy cat in the group!"

......

This is, the rhythm of walking into the fantasy set in minutes?

Xie Linfeng inexplicably felt the deep malice of this world.

That is to say, the lazy cat of the group of friends who made an appointment with the noodle base and then released the pigeon for unknown reasons is actually a cat. Well, that is the old man with Qingyun Huazhang that day, as well as the monk Grandpa Bodhi and Reverse Rulai, and of course, the cat he caught on KTV when the second middle school girl shook the light Xingjun and a few people.

Don't look at the angry performance of Shaoguang, it seems, that's still a male cat?

So, maybe he went in the wrong direction from the beginning? The seven dragon balls that saved the world, aren't they the seven real supernatural powers, and their essence is not some real human being, but a cat like a lazy cat, a dog, an animal, or something? For example, the legendary zodiac signs?

Huh.

Qingyan Daoist: "Okay, I'll come over tomorrow to take a look, now I'm here in Jiuli." ”

After a long time, Xie Linfeng drove out all kinds of weird conjectures in his mind, and sent a message to the second middle school girl, Shaking Light Xingjun.

Shaking Light Xingjun: "Mmmmmmmmmmmm

"You don't want to live, do you?"

The sound of yin measurement came from his ears, and his body was faster than he thought and handed the mobile phone to Jiu Li, who appeared on the side at some point, in line with the principle of immortal friends of the dead Dao, Xie Linfeng decisively snorted, and asked the Jiuli Sword Master friendlyly:

"Hello Jiuli Daoyou, have you got all your things? Did you call a taxi?"

"King Xiang went and called. ”

Without looking back, Jiu Li used Xie Linfeng's chat account to send a sentence to Shaoguang Xingjun, who was clamoring to see Jiu Li's jade photos, "Are you sure?", and then said quite unexpectedly:

"Oh, Qingyan-chan, you picked up a cat, and you turned into a human being, and you are in the house of Shaoguang? I'm going to see it too! It's better not to be a lazy cat, it's better if it's a lazy cat." I didn't do my daily routine for me last time, and he's dead!"

Including the original owner Qingyan Daoist, as well as the Jiuli Sword Master, the Dustless Dao Man, the Lazy Cat and many other friends of the Four Seasons Tianque group, while chatting about various base rot topics, they also entered an online game together. The daily life in Jiu Li's mouth is one of the tasks that need to be done every day after reaching the full level in this game.

The lazy cat has a gentle and lazy personality, and is undoubtedly the target of Jiuli, who has been busy and dizzy recently. However, it seems that this lazy kitten has not fulfilled the orders of our group leader.

In his heart, he was speechless at Jiu Li's lively expression, and he didn't know if this person was really indifferent to such a thing as a cat becoming a human or even faintly a little impatient, or he still wanted to expose such a topic that all friends who talked about science and walked into science would not believe.

However, it was obvious that Xie Linfeng soon knew that he was overestimating Jiu Li's temperament, because this normal-looking long-haired girl was followed by the next sentence:

"Didn't you say that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals were not allowed to become sperm? How could this cat become a human?"

......

After the founding of the country, animals were not allowed to become spermatozoa.

Xie Linfeng inexplicably looked up at the sky at an angle of forty-five degrees, and a faint sad impulse appeared in his heart.

What he didn't expect was that this sentence, which he didn't know how many times he had been ridiculed and complained about on the Internet, would be said by different people in the same serious and sincere tone in the past few days.

History is always strikingly similar.

Obviously, Jiu Li didn't expect Xie Linfeng's answer, but said quite seriously and regretfully:

"If the cat that turned into a man is really a lazy cat, I don't know what kind of good luck he has gone, and he can actually get into a human form. It's just that I pity the Taoist friend who helped him transform into a shape, but I don't know how much merit I will lose. ”

......

Xie Linfeng suddenly felt that what Jiu Li said was so reasonable, he was speechless, how could he break it?

As the so-called stupid people have stupid blessings or something, the laziness of lazy cats and good luck The original owner Qingyan Taoist has a deep understanding.

So, it's not the lazy cat itself that helps the lazy cat transform into another person?

The middle-aged monk Grandpa Bodhi's kind face flashed in his mind, holding a drink bottle and pouring it at the poor kitten, Xie Linfeng silently shuddered. Maybe maybe it's a joke.

Jiuli Sword Master said a lot of things, said less and said a lot less, and after a series of arduous struggles, it was finally settled. There are a few black histories of Xiangwang in the middle, such as being introduced to the online game world by his roommate when he was young and ignorant, and his roommate changed to a tuba to kill him or something. What's even more tragic is that his roommate is taller than him and more like him, and if you can't win in the game, it's okay, reality, reality is still the life of being bullied.

Poor King Xiang was also deeply traumatized by this, and was not sensitive to the game, although according to Jiu Li, who broke out of the soul of the rotten girl, it is very likely that the roommate who looked taller than King Xiang and was stronger than King Xiang fell in love with him, and then killed each other in order to attract King Xiang's attention.

In short, it's a sad story.

Although King Xiang has always firmly believed that the roommate just wants to fix him.

Of course, the goal of the world's endless feast Xie Daochang is the sea of stars or something, and he didn't see anything special about King Xiang, and when there was a cat that didn't know the truth or falsehood, even if he was a little interested in King Xiang's black history, Xie Linfeng had to embark on the road back to City C.

Well, though, when I came, it was the old man of Qingyun Huazhang, Grandpa Bodhi, and a few people who came to the reverse Rulai, and when I went back, I followed by a long-haired girl like Jiuli.

In the words of the group leader, I just want to see what it's like for a cat to become a human or something.

Although Jiu Li's face was resolute and serious when he said this, with that gritted teeth and eager expression, Xie Linfeng inexplicably wanted to light a candle for the lazy cat and the Shaking Light Star Monarch. 166 Reading Network