Chapter 031 Professional Tire Abortion

Dark clouds followed the sun, and the rain was thick in the middle of the night.

When I returned to the fish pond, the western sky was already overcast, obscuring the setting sun, covering from west to east, and the bottom of the black thunderstorm clouds set off layers of waves, like a lead-colored curtain.

Rainstorms are coming.

The climate was sultry, and there was a damp smell of earth in the air, Lu Zheng sat in the living room, holding a cigarette in his hand, and looked at the news with a heavy face.

Qingjiang Municipal Flood Control Office and Meteorological Observatory jointly issued a yellow warning, yesterday night, a heavy rainstorm hit Qingjiang City, the rain was fierce, the city's 349 monitoring stations monitoring results said that the rainfall was more than 200 mm. The water accumulation in some areas has reached 50 centimeters, and some roads and underground interchanges have been fully closed. The water level of the major reservoirs is approaching the warning line, and all small wharves have stopped sailing. The torrential rains have so far killed one person and left three missing.

Open the post bar in Qingjiang City, which has already boiled, and some people call out'Look at the sea mode' officially launched, and there are all kinds of posts with pictures and truths, what catch fish with bare hands, fat pigs cross the river, cross the river with a reed, One Piece cosplay, and even someone sits in a waist-high Internet café with a swimming ring and insists on stroking five people to open the black.

In short, all kinds of deaths, all kinds of brains, all kinds of things, all kinds of strange, it was originally a terrible natural disaster, but in the eyes of heartless netizens, it was simply a joyful event.

Behind the appearance of joy, it is actually the helplessness of the whole society, and the drainage system has always been the biggest sore spot in the bustling city.

Qingjiang City is located in the northwest of Qingjiang, with low and flat terrain, in the middle and upper reaches of Qingjiang. The Jiangcheng where Lu Zheng is located is in the middle and lower reaches of the Qingjiang River, and the terrain is lower than that of the Qingjiang River. In the event of a flood, Jiangcheng and its neighboring cities of Zhouliu, Zhaoqing, and Pengdong will bear the brunt.

Ninety percent of the Xixiu River has been refined by Lu Zheng, but in the face of the power of the flood, Lu Zheng is not sure that he will be able to stop it. The torrent of hundreds of millions of billions of cubic meters is full of force, and it is unimaginably powerful, which is the terrifying power of nature.

The white fox squatted beside Lu Zheng, staring at the TV intently, his eyes were full of novelty that was difficult to hide, and finally he couldn't hold it back, babbling in his mouth, and asked with consciousness: "Engong, what kind of magic weapon is this black box, it looks so powerful." ”

Lu Zheng touched its head and said with some amusement: "This magic weapon is called TV." ”

"Eh, TV?" the white fox picked up the remote control in his front paws, looked like a curious baby, and asked, "What about this? What is this magic weapon? Can it be used to control the TV magic weapon?"

"Well, this one is called a remote control. ”

"What about this?"

The nature of this white fox seems to be very curious, and it keeps asking questions, until it asks about the strange things at home, and then he praises: "It's really changing with each passing day." You can actually put the thunder and lightning in the sky into the wire, and use it to drive so many magic weapons. It's so powerful, this ability, even many immortals can't do it. ”

Lu Zheng is also very curious about the immortals, but it's a pity that the white fox is just a monster from the mountains, more earthy buns than dirt buns, and he has never seen any famous fairies.

And even if it is a dragon king, it is rare to show his true body, but according to the white fox, the origin of the previous dragon king is very extraordinary, and it is completely different from other Hebo Water Monarchs.

Take Xixiu River Shuijun as an example, the original form is a koi spirit, and his official position is higher than that of the Jinglong King, but he goes to the Dragon Palace every day to be a guest, and he doesn't forget to send any good things to the Jinglong King.

When the white fox cultivated the phantom body, he once went to the Dragon Palace to congratulate the Jinglong King on his birthday, and the Jinglongwang drank a little high, and it only heard about the origin of the Dragon King for the first time.

It turned out that the real body of this well dragon king was Bai Jiao, and he was the heir of the South China Sea Dragon Prince, but his status in the South China Sea Dragon Palace was very low, and later because of a reason that he was ashamed to speak, he annoyed the South China Sea Dragon King, and was relegated to this mountain and trapped in the well.

The official position of the koi is one grade higher than that of the Jing Dragon King, but the comprehensive strength is too far behind, and the people are Jiaolong, who controls the magic weapon of the Dragon Palace rewarded by the Dragon Emperor, and sooner or later one day will fly into the sky and turn into a real dragon, which is simply incomparable to a koi.

From ancient times to the present, the question of origin is very important, and having a great daddy is still good in the fairy world. Regarding the issue of origin, many monsters in Journey to the West who were killed by Wukong with a stick have been proved to everyone with bloody facts.

Regarding the luck of humanity, the white fox, who has experienced it firsthand, can't say one, two, three, it seems that one day, the sky and the earth are on fire, the aura of the whole body is out of control, the magic weapon is ineffective, and he can only wait for death on the spot.

However, the white fox has a sentence that reassures Lu Zhengda, it is not only the gods and monsters that are strangled by luck, but also the cultivators of those sects in the world, no matter how thorough the enlightenment is, they can no longer get a response from the Heavenly Dao, and there is no way to talk about the ascension of the day.

They're still not mana, they're just like ordinary people. Even the Taoist ancestor of Taoism, the Zhang family of Longhu Mountain, after sixty-four generations of heavenly masters, now exists in name only.

Eight eight sixty-four hexagrams, there is no heavenly master after the sixty-fourth generation of heavenly masters.

Perhaps Daozu Zhang Daoling counted this catastrophe from the beginning.

There is no true law in the world, except for Lu Zheng.

Outside the window, a hideous lightning bolt streaked through the clouds, and a dull thunder followed. Lu Zheng, who was sitting on the sofa chatting with the white fox, suddenly changed his expression.

A message came from the Jia Pain Jun, who was on duty in the fish pond: "There is a car parked on the field road thirty meters from the fish pond fence. ”

At this time when the rainstorm is coming, such a car parked in the field is obviously extraordinary. There are no farmers living within a two-mile radius of the fish pond.

Lu Zheng thought for a while, got up directly and completely extinguished the lights in the room, then came to the window and looked out through the glass.

It was pitch black in the distance, and the direction pointed by Jia Painjun was not bright, and it was obvious that the car had turned off the lights, which made Lu Zheng even more vigilant.

Carla was another flash of lightning, and in an instant the ground was illuminated, and Lu Zheng's keen eyesight saw a van parked in the distance.

The light disappeared, Lu Zheng groaned, and ordered Jia Yuanjun to come out of the fish pond and approach the van covertly.

As a very skillful and very awesome crab general, he has a natural advantage in walking sideways, quickly approaching the van in a zigzag route, and quickly drilling under the chassis.

It is estimated that the weather is too stuffy, and the windows of the van are open, so you can clearly hear the conversations inside.

"Well, people turned off the lights and went to bed. I said, Brother Hang, we should evacuate, right? If it rains later, our broken car will have to sink into a mud puddle. ”

A voice said impatiently, "Wait." ”

"Oh, my brother Hang, you don't need to be so nervous, right? People don't know us, so they won't trouble us. Why do you have to rush to provoke him?"

"You know how to drop an egg. This kid has a pair of extraordinary eyes, and he is certainly not an ordinary person. ”

Lu Zheng's heart jumped, this was not the first time he had heard this ranking, he had said it in the mouth of the famous physiognomy Wang Jing'an.

If you can see this, it means that the identity of the other party is unusual.

Physiognomy?

A flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he remembered that he passed by the swimming pool with Jing Jing some time ago, and the old fortune teller once said that Lu Zheng's face was very complicated and he refused to speak lightly.

No matter who the other party is, such a sneaky peeping is obviously ill-intentioned.

There was silence in the car for a long time, and suddenly a voice said: "Damn, you really slept? I didn't see anything clearly, dog, what kind of broken telescope are you looking for, and it is also known as military grade." ”

"My brother, we're not professionals in the first place, okay? It's good to find this, I've tried it, and the woman in the apartment opposite can see it clearly. ”

"What, you're so lacking in virtue, aren't you?" another voice scolded, "You don't call me such a good thing?"

"Don't mention it, a bucket-waisted aunt. I just shook my eyes, and they were almost blind. ”

"Yes, yes, let's get out. Come back tomorrow. ”

"Okay. ”

The van started up, and as soon as the headlights were turned on, I heard a loud bang and the body shook violently.

"Damn, what's that?"

The people in the car were obviously taken aback, squeaked and pushed the car door, only glanced at it, and then scolded: ", it's over, the tire has a puncture." ”

Flat tire?

Hehe......

Lu Zheng, who had slipped out of the back window, stood behind a tree not far away and sneered, this is a masterpiece of Jia Yujun.

"Damn, dog, what are you asking me to say about you? What kind of broken jb car are you looking for?"

"You can find it? I borrowed this car because it was easy to talk about it, I don't care, anyway, you will pay for the tire repair." ”

"Damn, it's too cheating, right?"

The two men were arguing with each other, and a cough came from behind a tree in the distance.

"Who? Who?

The two of them were excited at the same time, hurriedly took out their flashlights, and shone around

A bolt of lightning flashed, and the shadows of the trees shook in the distance, and an ethereal voice came.

"Twenty years of professional abortion, do you need help?"

"You...... You...... Are you a human or a ghost?" came the voice of chattering teeth.

"Guess?"

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