Chapter 495: Extra: The Internet Celebrity Old Immortal in the Mental Hospital 3
Not to mention how much shock the life of modern society and people's habits brought to the two immortals, the cars driving fast on the street alone were enough to surprise them.
The two wandered the streets and had a lot of ridiculous things, but later because their behavior was too weird, they were called to the police and taken to the police station.
When you get to the police station, you have to register your personal information, no, it's funny, the police asked if they wanted an ID card, asked where they were home, they said in the spiritual realm of heaven, asked how old they were, one answered more than 2,000 years old, and the other answered more than 3,000 years old.
Later, he was taken to the Southern Suburbs Psychiatric Hospital.
Of course, the small psychiatric hospital can't trap these two immortals, but the two of them think that they can't go back anyway, and they plan to start understanding this modern society from the mental hospital.
The idea of pursuing the progress of the two is good, but the starting point is in the wrong place.
The mental hospital is a place where a group of abnormal people gather, and it is strange that they can understand normal society through those people!
At the beginning, he was led astray by a patient in the same room, and that patient was a typical schizophrenic patient, with 8 characters in his head, and he became a person with different personalities all day long, and almost didn't scare the two old men to death.
Then they got to know another patient, who got up early every day and sat cross-legged in the small garden of the hospital, constantly absorbing the aura of heaven and earth.
As soon as the two old men saw that this was reliable and that they could cultivate, they began to teach the patient the basic method of cultivation in a similar manner.
But within a few days, the two of them were forcibly taken away for isolation by the nurses of the hospital, saying that the family of the patient who practiced saw that the two of them kept instigating the patient, which made the patient's condition worse, so they complained to the hospital.
In fact, the doctors in the hospital could see that in addition to their words and deeds being a little different from ordinary people, the two old men had normal thinking and intelligence, and they wanted to let them walk around for a few days before being discharged from the hospital, but they didn't want to go, so they were in a mental hospital.
The director of the psychiatric hospital had no choice but to arrange them to live in a separate ward, where they could eat and drink well every day, as long as they did not jump up and down to instigate and influence other patients.
The Southern Suburbs Psychiatric Hospital is a hospital with a relatively long history in the city, which has been established for more than 100 years since the war.
I heard that it was originally occupied by the enemy and used as a biological virus experimental base, so the reputation of this mental hospital has always been unpleasant, and rumors have often been rumored that it is haunted.
Today, all cities are undergoing rapid changes, but this mental hospital is still in the old and dilapidated state.
In recent years, almost every president has been reluctant to stay here for a long time, because there is no source of economic income at all, and the government's annual assistance funds are pitiful.
Over time, the families of those patients with better family conditions will basically not choose the southern suburbs psychiatric hospital, and can only accept those patients whose origins are unknown and whose identities are taboo.
Without a source of income, the hospital has to pay for the adoption of patients, which can be said to be poorer and poorer.
The current director is a retired hospital and then hired back, the salary is paid by the state, but he can still live a life, if the salary is paid by the hospital's income, it is estimated that he will not work for long.
After the Spirit Emperor and Jieyuan Tianzun stayed in the hospital for a while, they also discovered the embarrassment of the hospital.
Later, in the spirit of humanitarianism, the two felt that since they came, they had to do something for the hospital, otherwise they would be too embarrassed to eat and live every day.
Until one day when chatting with a little nurse, they saw the mobile phone in her hand and a small video of fighting music playing on the phone, and the two felt that their time to shine had come.
At that time, the little nurse saw that the audio and video of the fight was a magic clip, although the technique was exquisite, but it was not absolutely impeccable.
Seeing this, the two of them raised their mouths and said disdainfully that they had stopped playing this simple trick thousands of years ago.
The little nurse was not convinced at the time, and said that you two bad old men don't talk nonsense, the person in this video is a new Internet celebrity magician, if you want to be so powerful, you can still run to the mental hospital?
The two old men were not happy when they heard this, and Jieyuan Tianzun immediately waved his hand, and the two dying green plants on the nurse's platform instantly became vibrant.
Emperor Ling was not far behind, and with a snap of his fingers, the pen and notebook in the little nurse's pocket floated out by themselves.
The little nurse was shocked at the time, but when she came back to her senses, she immediately told the head nurse about it, and the head nurse hurriedly told the chief doctor, and finally it quickly reached the ears of the dean.
Soon the two old men immediately transferred from the ordinary single room to the only VIP ward in the hospital, and there were special nurses to take care of their daily life, and they didn't have to do anything every day, as long as they cooperated with the little nurse to record a small video of magic tricks and upload it to the Internet.
It didn't take long for the magic video of the two to become popular all over the self-media platform, and for this reason, the platform also opened a big V special account for them, and the fans and rewards rose every day, and then their names began to come to the front of the stage from behind the scenes, and more and more magic silk went crazy about it.
Then the building of the psychiatric hospital began to be renovated and built, and the life of food and entertainment was getting better and better, and now the whole hospital from top to bottom offered the two old men as immortals, and even some patients were gradually improved because of the aura released from their bodies.
Of course, it would be nice if things could go on like that.
After the conditions of the hospital were improved in all aspects, it quickly attracted the attention of the relevant departments.
There is money for construction for no reason, will the hospital do something illegal behind the scenes?
Even the relevant departments sent people to investigate the bodies of each patient, wondering if they had been secretly sold organs by the hospital.
So the hospital was monitored, the affairs of the two old men were also exposed, and the hospital was also branded as using patients to make money, and finally they were forced to stop the operation of self-media.
The hospital suddenly lost the fan reward, no financial resources, and the life went back to the bitter way it used to be.
The people in the relevant departments finally relieved themselves when they saw the hospital return to its original state, as if it was dilapidated and decaying, and it should be the state that a mental hospital should be.
From thrift to luxury, from luxury to thrift, the two old men are used to living a good life, and they suddenly go back bitterly, and it is inevitable that they will be angry.
In the end, the two old men finally couldn't stand it anymore, and directly asked the dean to take them to the leaders of the relevant departments, and used spells to completely improve the soul root of a certain leader, so that the matter could continue.
After listening to the statements of the two of them, he sighed very much.
I didn't expect them to disappear for so long, and it can be regarded as benefiting the society in this other world, and the little emotions that blame them will also disappear.
Su Yeyu then briefly told them what happened after that, asking if they wanted to go back or continue to be an Internet celebrity here.
The two of them thought that although they had experienced many changes over there, they were fortunately calm, and they thought that the hospital might still need them, so they chose to stay for the time being without much consideration.
It's okay to think about it all night, even if they don't play mahjong with the gods every day when they go back, it's better to stay here to benefit the majority of mental patients!
If they want to go back, they can ask her for help, and now that she has a teleporter in her hand, it's still convenient to go back.
Finally, when I was leaving, I took the compass of the boundary element away, saying that when I was bored, I could see if I could fix it, after all, the compass was the best artifact, and it was still very useful to repair it, maybe she could also rely on the compass to tell fortunes or something.
After that, the two immortals became more and more popular, and even appeared on the annual national top event performance, which was completely popular throughout the entire Shenzhou continent, leaving a strong mark on the history of modern society.
Of course, that's all for later.
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